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LiteratureASOIAF Quotes by Frankenstein(op): 6:14pm On Dec 28, 2014
Fans of G.R. Martin...

Drop quotes from any of the 5 books and let others reply with the character that made the quote and the particular book. Okay, take a guess.

''There are no men like me, there's only me.''

"A mind needs a book like a sword needs a wet stone."

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, the man who never reads lives one."
RomanceRe: Some Guys Here Are Just Making Themselves Cheap. by Frankenstein: 5:47pm On Dec 27, 2014
Why is unibenstudent all over this thread?
CelebritiesRe: Biography Of Phyno by Frankenstein: 11:21pm On Dec 26, 2014
tomiobj:
Video interview. Phyno even called olamide his 'g'. And phyno was just a producer. He didn't get famous until after he featured olamide un ghost mode. Then olamide started encouraging him to rap in ibo. Then his songs began to have more ibo. Besides olamide has way more hit songs than phyno
Stop it already! Phyno got famous after the 'multiply' remix which he did in Igbo language before Olamide joined the music industry. He also did 'nnukwu mmonwu' and the lyrics were 80% Igbo language. Go and read about Phyno please. Olamide started encouraging Phyno? Like seriously?

His fame and rise had nothing to do with baddo. I can sense tribalism on your posts.
CelebritiesRe: Biography Of Phyno by Frankenstein: 11:17pm On Dec 26, 2014
tomiobj:
Video interview. Phyno even called olamide his 'g'. And phyno was just a producer. He didn't get famous until after he featured olamide un ghost mode. Then olamide started encouraging him to rap in ibo. Then his songs began to have more ibo. Besides olamide has way more hit songs than phyno
Stop the hating already. Phyno got famous after the 'multiply' remix which he did in Igbo language before Olamide joined the music industry.

His fame and rise had nothing to do with baddo. I can sense tribalism on your posts.
PoliticsRe: Death Toll In Edo Cult Clash Rises To 12 by Frankenstein: 6:59pm On Dec 26, 2014
Collynzo22:
Lol Nelson.
We'll soon release a book on that.
When?
PoliticsRe: Death Toll In Edo Cult Clash Rises To 12 by Frankenstein: 6:58pm On Dec 26, 2014
Bruteforce101:
They are just little kids. They check your name through your twitter on your nairaland profile. Thats what little kids do cos they are jobless.
Too easy.
PoliticsRe: Death Toll In Edo Cult Clash Rises To 12 by Frankenstein: 5:05pm On Dec 26, 2014
IgrigiMercenery:
**grins** Phil Obende my boy. The God wey save you ehn? #Chai! **LOLS**
How come you know the names of all the people on Nairaland. Are you a DSS agent?
PhonesRe: Between Bbm And Whatsapp Which One Do You Prefer by Frankenstein: 10:11pm On Dec 25, 2014
FriedPlantain:
I prefers whatsapp than BBM grin
Wow. Atomic bomb! grin
PoliticsRe: Shocking!: Abacha Never Stole, Say Buhari by Frankenstein: 10:05pm On Dec 25, 2014
theV0ice:
Yet GEJ met with the heir to the 'loot' for hours in ASO ROCK. What were they discussing? sharing of the 'Loot' i guess

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/2015-jonathan-abacha-meet-dislodge-apc-kano/

http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-abachas-son-in-closed-door-meeting/


afterall, the FG under GEJ didmissed the charges and withdrew the case against him on this same Abacha loot.

http://www.punchng.com/news/n446bn-theft-case-protests-as-fg-drops-charges-against-mohammed-abacha/

http://www.elombah.com/index.php/articles-mainmenu/23695-withdrawal-of-criminal-charges-against-mohammed-abacha-outrageous

so what do you have to say now mr?
Let's discuss that in another thread. Focus now on what Buhari 'Mr anti-corruption' said about Abacha.

How will he fight corruption when he exonerated the most corrupt dictator in the history of Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: The Murder Of Obinna Okpokiri by Frankenstein: 9:40pm On Dec 25, 2014
They killed him in cold blood...
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala Opens Up- Nigeria Economy In Grave Danger by Frankenstein: 4:31pm On Dec 25, 2014
Rubbish 2013 news. Some people can be very silly.
Christianity EtcRe: Christmas Address: Pope Prays For Peace In Nigeria, Condemns Religious Violence by Frankenstein: 4:27pm On Dec 25, 2014
People love this pope.
RomanceRe: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Frankenstein: 1:51pm On Dec 24, 2014
Emperorking20:
U sir have gotten an A in this course cool don't even bother checking ur result.. I like ur answers..
grin
PoliticsRe: FG: ISIS In Nigeria To Recruit Fighters by Frankenstein: 1:48pm On Dec 24, 2014
Habiz:
you also need to inform your clergymen to come up with the original bible not a Cooked up story to cover their acts then you will know what Christianity is all about.
you are talking about tolerance I can be it with you that Muslims are more tolerance than the Christians ,through my entire life I have being living with Christians but I know what they can do and undo.I attended a mission school I know the numerous oppressions I encounter with the christian fellow let not beat about the bush Muslims are more tolerance normally we have extremist like you also have.
let take it to politics Christians always come up with a lot of allegation when a Muslim is contesting for a post but know allegations when otherwise..if we should think that way did you think or believe a Christian will ever rule this country because am sure you are aware of Muslims christian population can you see tolerance!
Rubbish! How many times have you heard about Christians killing Muslims because of their religion?
PoliticsRe: FG: ISIS In Nigeria To Recruit Fighters by Frankenstein: 1:30pm On Dec 24, 2014
Habiz:
the Phineas Priesthood
Jewish Defense League
Earth Liberation Front
Army of God
The Klu Klux Klan and many more

instead of ranting and argument we should look for a way to stop their act and protect our people and integrity.
every nation have their own security challenges we should look for a way to solve the one that face us I don't know maybe a bullet or bomb can identify a Christian or a Muslim even the bokoguys themselves let embrace peace.
sorry for sighting examples but am forced to do so
The people that murdered Christians in the north after the Danish cartoon, Where they Muslims or not?
The youths that razed houses and lynched non-muslims when Bonke planned to hold a crusade in the north, where they Muslims or not?
The people that attacked Christians when a woman allegedly named her dog Mohammed, where they Muslims or not?
Many years ago when Nigeria planned to host miss world pageant, a woman made a comment about Mohammed. The riots that ensued, who caused them; Muslims or not?

El Rufai once made a derogatory tweet about Jesus Christ, how many Muslims were killed?
Sheik Gummi said that Jesus Christ never rose from the dead, did you hear about riots and maiming in the south?

Islamic terrorism will never cease except Muslims accept responsibility and alter their archaic beliefs and attitudes. Your imams and the entire muslim ummar should preach tolerance and condemn every violent act perpetrated by Muslims no matter how little.
PoliticsRe: FG: ISIS In Nigeria To Recruit Fighters by Frankenstein: 1:15pm On Dec 24, 2014
Ideologically, the group is a syncretic mix of mysticism, Acholi nationalism, Islam, and Christian fundamentalism, and claims to be establishing a theocratic state based on the Ten Commandments and local Acholi tradition.
Habiz:
Joseph kony attends church pray to Christ before his nefarious act, but that will not qualify him as a Christian because he his defiling the temple of God in him same reason is applicable to shekau ..praying 5times a day and shouting Allah Akbar does not grantee someone to be called a Muslim ...
Joseph Kony is not a Christian. He's only interested in installing theocracy according to the 10 commandments. He doesn't attend churches. He doesn't yell Jesus is lord before killing his enemies.
PoliticsRe: FG: ISIS In Nigeria To Recruit Fighters by Frankenstein: 12:52pm On Dec 24, 2014
Habiz:
and who say the terrorist are Muslim? if you don't know about a religion you don't need to comment.
so if I can speak Arabic that show that am automatically a Muslim,remember Arabic is a language.
if I can speak Hebrew why can't I be automatically a christian..

my brother peace
They shout Allahu Akbar before blowing themselves up, they read passages from the Quran before beheading prisoners, they pray 5 times a day, they observe strict sharia. They were born and raised in Muslim homes. Osama bin Laden, Yusuf and co were all Muslims. Shekau and Abu Bagdhadi are Muslims too.
PoliticsRe: FG: ISIS In Nigeria To Recruit Fighters by Frankenstein: 12:36pm On Dec 24, 2014
Habiz:
you want to know about NOW
Joseph Kong of Uganda ,the LRA...go and read about them they operate with the same motive as book guys and they are Christians
Just one instance.. that was all you could come up with? There are more than 200 Islamic terrorist groups in the world.
RomanceRe: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Frankenstein: 12:08pm On Dec 24, 2014
Emperorking20:
Second Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end,
the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the
formula for calculating such love and time
wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a
time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE
the expenses and loss in handling all of
them?

3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat)
girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW
and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever
you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me
I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime
being sent and use the proportional ratio to
attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her
back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister, but you don't want any other guy to
date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of
your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14) undecided

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys have single as their marital status
states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship or married.
BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not
less than two sentences grin .

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!

Emyben, benromeo39, Unibenstudent come and answer cool
Answers...
1. Money × gifts received /period spent.

2. a² + 2b - c.
Where a = Number of times you shagged.
And b = bragging rights.
While c = cost of maintenance.
So 100² + 14 - 700000 = -50086 (loss)

3. The size of the UKWU differs.
You can eeasily carry lepka for your wedding pics
Orobo has stretch marks.
Lekpa can run for their lives.
Orobo eat more than Lekpa.

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6. Loss = 1500 + 20/1 = 1520
Equation: Airtime sent - airtime used to call back / 1

7. (a + b) (a - b) Where a = plans for Valentine, b = sweet words, gifts, love sms etc.

8. 2πr²/s × 100... 2 × 3.14²/ 50 × 100 = 39%

9. 70% of the girls are dating imaginary facebook boyfriends.

PoliticsRe: FG: ISIS In Nigeria To Recruit Fighters by Frankenstein: 11:07am On Dec 24, 2014
Tinubu:
[s]I am not a Muslim... Actually I am a devout Christian


But I strongly disagree with those who feel that Islam is a religion of terror.


When Christians were carrying out their crusades, crucifying and burning people at the stakes, no one totally classified them as terrorists.

The military conquest of the land of Canaan by the Hebrews in about 1200 B.C.E. is often characterized as "genocide" and has all but become emblematic of biblical violence and intolerance.

God told Moses: But of the cities of these peoples which the Lord your God gives you as an inheritance, you shall let
nothing that breathes remain alive, but you shall utterly destroy them—the Hittite, Amorite, Canaanite, Perizzite, Hivite, and Jebusite—just as the Lord your God has commanded you, lest they teach you to do according to all their abominations which they have done for their gods, and you sin
against the Lord your God.[4] So Joshua [Moses' successor] conquered all the land: the mountain country and the South and the lowland and the wilderness slopes, and all their kings; he left none remaining. (Deut. 20:16-18. [5] Josh. 10:40)

Let us all stop passing the buck, and unite as one to fight it in its entirety.[/s]
We are not discussing WHEN but rather focused on NOW.
RomanceRe: Am 25years Old And I Have Never Dated. Am I Abnormal? by Frankenstein: 10:20pm On Dec 23, 2014
Johnrake69:
Thank you for that wise counsel... Don't you feel the pressure sometimes?
No. I don't.
RomanceRe: Taking A Dump: The Ladies' Rules by Frankenstein(op): 9:46pm On Dec 23, 2014
aristocrazzy:
I know where you copied this post from.
Dare me to say it.
I dare you! angry
RomanceRe: Am 25years Old And I Have Never Dated. Am I Abnormal? by Frankenstein: 9:01pm On Dec 23, 2014
You're not abnormal. I have never dated too...

Nikola Tesla never dated, never married and lived a celibate but that didn't stop him from being one of the greatest scientists of all time.
RomanceTaking A Dump: The Ladies' Rules by Frankenstein(op): 8:49pm On Dec 23, 2014
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain that may be caused while waiting to get home.

2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the bowl by your boyfriend/husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.

3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.

4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).

5. Stuff toilet paper inside the bowl to prevent splash back.

6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.

7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.

8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye contact is made with any faeces.

9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).

10. Wipe once and throw paper into the bowl. Do not look at the paper.

11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sports.

12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.

13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.

14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.

15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
Jokes EtcRe: 1million PDP Faithful Set To Decamp To APC In Akwa Ibom by Frankenstein: 6:50pm On Dec 23, 2014
What's the estimated population of Akwa Ibom state?
PoliticsRe: Army Commander And Family Threatened Over Letter To Jonathan by Frankenstein: 6:35pm On Dec 23, 2014
Where's the copy of the letter?
Nairaland GeneralRe: World's Loudest Sound! by Frankenstein(op): 3:48pm On Dec 23, 2014
LordAndrei:
Read the last paragraph
Thanks.
CrimeRe: Kano Child-Bride Confesses To Killing Husband With Rat Poison (Pictured) by Frankenstein: 3:47pm On Dec 23, 2014
lionduke:
where is Oby olusegun ezekwesili and her BBOG crew. They better channel there resources and energy to free this girl. Because If they keep waiting for the chibok girl, they will till thy kingdom come.
Yes. And prove us wrong about being politically motivated. If they don't take up the cudgels for this girl, then they are a bunch of hypocrites.
CrimeRe: Kano Child-Bride Confesses To Killing Husband With Rat Poison (Pictured) by Frankenstein: 3:42pm On Dec 23, 2014
Sentiments apart...

Child marriage should be unacceptable in every modern society but that is not the case in Nigeria. Our lawmakers accepted it and passed it into law. Nothing changes the fact that the girl is a murderer. Minor or not, she deliberately poisoned someone and deserves to be tried in a juvenile court.

If she was forced into the marriage or abused by her late husband, they should lessen the time she will spend in the appropriate juvenile deliquency for murder.

Death sentence is a no-no!
Foreign AffairsRe: USA Shuts Down North Korea's Internet After Sony Hack by Frankenstein: 12:40pm On Dec 23, 2014
DaBullIT:
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Yes they do , if they don't how come they have online shopping malls , YouTube videos and other things , somebody called me a liar yesterday or 3 days ago , I guess we'll all know I wasn't lying all along


Obama is the type of leader Nigeria needs not clueless Luck Joesatan , And the funny guy who said China may have been able to catch a glimpse of of US's defence systems , its not in the realm of impossibilities , however , just like Guantanamo bay is a dedicated prison for war criminals and terrorists , Joint Operations with FBI, CIA,DOD et all. Have a dedicated war computer room , computers not connected to US infrastructures or data bank ,whose sole purpose is cyber warfare , rarely used hardly talked about

Finally , apart from dos attack , I'm sure some sensitive files have been moved from NK's servers , won't be surprised if Kim Hun's nude photos , videos or files are all over internet in a few days those files will contain secrets and lies of the present NK government and it will spark a revolution among citizens. If / when this happens there'll be war crimes. Terrorism , and outcry from citizens and this will permit the world to send forces into NK and the new leader will operate a democratic and transparent Government

This is Obama's plan as revealed by my over active mind

Because I almost always see a bigger picture
The regime in NK has a very tight grip over its citizens. Releasing controversial documents won't have any effect on the people.
The only way to take Kim down is through a coup or direct invasion.
Foreign AffairsRe: USA Shuts Down North Korea's Internet After Sony Hack by Frankenstein: 12:34pm On Dec 23, 2014
ogtavia:
Because Sony pictures made a controversial movie...assuming it was North Korea or some other country dt made dt movie abt Obama..How do u think America would av responded or do u think America will just fold their hands and keep looking...I dnt hate America for d records.!!
Kim Jun whatever should cry us a river! Have you forgotten that NK has been testing nukes in violation to UN order. They sank an SK ship some years back and nothing was done except well, more sanctions. They are shooting rockets and developing ICBMs which threaten global peace.

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