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flyca:
See consolation
Na third class and no degree dey guarantee success, abi?

I said it. I knew exactly the kind of people that were criticizing her, exactly the kind of people she doesn't need in her life! I already told the sweet girl not to be bothered by never-do-well and kill-joys and aim for what she wants! Imagine this one's consolation, chai! SMH.

Biko, I must be in the best category of any endeavor I find myself. That is the first step to greatness!

OK best of luck bro. Few yrs from now I"ll busy you and ask you howfr..

LaDolceVida:
Rip English

Correction pls

Patrioticooduan:
This one is nothing but a bastard. How many people have you dated to arrive at such conclusion? See as you be. Grosteque creature. A girl raised in a responsible Yoruba home will never say this.
Omo ale jati jati ni oo.

Yoruba demon spotted ooo.. e pain am ooo

flyca:
If yiu no get first class, hide your face

I don't need it.... It doesn't guarantee my success in life. A good grade I aim no this 1

flyca:
Isit your asking? Stay there and be yapping thrash when she'll get married to her dream man.

Dumbby!

See this 1 shebi she's be the 1 to pay her bride pride. This buhari recession and she listed all this... See as you be like buhari. Tar

See lemme tell you . there's nothing like man of my dream... No one is prefect we'll bound to make errors.. Go think niga

flyca:
Tar for tout, abi? Street urchin low life without a degree looking for someone to hate on. When she said first class, she meant first class graduate. She's not looking for your type. Ode!

Lol OK oo.. Since you'll a product of 1st class go and get married to her and use your 1st degree to feed her. No body go tell you to japa when she starting asking you for more like pespi. Dullard

Lwkmd you funny wait ooo. She look ugly in person ni... Or She's dry.. Explain well

flyca:
Respect yourself. I ask you.

See this 1... Tar

flyca:
I don't blame you dear.
That is what you want, that is what you'll get.
I love it when people know what they want in life. Not "anything goes" kinda people.

There are several advantages of marrying a first-class graduate, beefed up with the others items in your list. Aim for it, prepare yourself both mentally and academically too. You'll get it!

Those bashing are mostly not even graduates sef. So sweetheart, don't be shaken
For those about bash her, know that funny as she may sound, these online match-wishes work. I've seen it work several times.

Mumu oya clap for yourself.. Why not DM her since you qualify for a grand lottery. Be talking rubbish.

So you too 1st graduate... You think 1st is the way, truth and life oga na money... Mumu

Dvin:
Wow! so a lady can say this. Good news for men like me.

Your wow blew off your cover.. Bros you better go and double your pay check this one will just chop you.. Dey whine yourself

chiommy123:
continue

Whatever you just killed the fun

chiommy123:
don't worry

Lol tongue out.

ChiefAzubuike:
This one does not look like someone that has the basics of flying a plane. His CPL and PPL licences needs be confiscated.

You'll a fool at your age you still posting rubbish

chiommy123:
continue defending yourself

Come and arrest me na

chiommy123:
we blame guys for this

Reverse is the case.
We blame girls for guys misconduct. Because they've got no legit choice. I want a tall guy, he must be dark/ light skinned... Average, yahoo boys... Sexy huge... Blah blah blah.... Mostly he must know how to treat a woman. When he treat you the way you want. You'll start complaining... He's just too soft. I want him to man up.

Lolz

2: he must have a big cucumber. The one that will touch my womb and tightly the expansion of X/Y + 5 if you know you know.

. He mr big kokolet come banging like a Machine gun on a gunship. She's cry.. " Huh pls be gentle its touching my womb" The next day.. I hate big d

3: Small dick don't know how to do... After fews days or week she enters Department of am Hot. Mr small/ average came and did a new pro job... You'll see dem flocking him up like sheep... #addiction

Summary you women always want more like pespi. Smart guys will use physiology to get..
The end of Solomon Grundy.

Saff:
This is so so so trueee. So true.

According to Act 1 section V 1970 . Book of woman analysis and study as the chief judge. You here by guilty of this of offer..
Your sentence is ....... .....

dollytino4real:
men can fork anytin dat has to'to sha!

Sarap talk rubbish. Say you don't Bleep abi

Amakababe:
Who cares?
Just enjoy yourself. Even if it's unhealthy, it's the man that'll end up sucking all the bacteria away.

You have nothing to lose abeg

Dirty IDGF gal spotted

Amakababe:
Who cares?
Just enjoy yourself. Even if it's unhealthy, it's the man that'll end up sucking all the bacteria away.

You have nothing to lose abeg

Dirty IDGF gal spotted.

ekanempatrick28:
My God. Wen i read some of u comments i just wander d kind of hypocrites u are. Anyways op i applaud ur courage. U onr of d real men out dere dat dont use a past to judge. God bless u. See i will tell u dis. Explain to her how her not improving and all d things dat she is doing is upsetting u. B emotional and compassionate wen talking to her. Let her see how much pains u in. After dat if she doesnt improve bro den i advise u too leave. U a good man u will love again. But try for one last time if no improvement den leave

Talk rubbish how do you know he hasn't more?

nwakibe:
Hia! Former prostitute kwa!
My brother, there is nothing like former prostitute o. Once a prostitute is always a prostitute.

Naso o

Bros WTF... What bro you'll so damn drunk in love. Doesnt work like that na...

Have always wish to start afresh aboard schooling or get a high paying job aboard. Hopefully help my family and meet an ambitious woman blah blah.. Now you've got the green pass.. School+ working aboard √ 100%.. Good woman - 0.00%

Cash √√- Guess it's good if you willing to send a bitch 150k monthly...

[ hope you didn't forsake your family] cause that 1 is bad oooo

Bro give that 150k to your mom or an ambitious woman and see how she turn that money in a fortune for you...

Bro to me I believe finding a woman aboard is easy.. Have never been there ooo. Maybe 1 day I will.. You can't compere base women to the one here in 9ja... 80% of naija gals don't want love only money.

Now God has made it easy for you... She got deported guess it's a sign she aren't for you. See uncle lemme tell am sure when she was with you aboard. Believe it aside fucking does white dudes and you. She's fucking someone else. Am 75% sure

I don't believe that shit story... Madam sent me aboard for greener pasture , she tricked me into becoming a bitch. Bros na lie be that tori. Women are good at telling lies except does who aren't ambitious. A serious women wouldn't just lie for no reason especially, if she's God fearing.

.. On a norms even a kid know that story is some old trick... Abeg uncle women are much were you at. Find them and take your chance...

Now she's back to Nigeria am sure she's with her naija bf maybe telling him about you #cashmachine... She probably see you as bank alert... Abeg stay off her. Cause if you marry her she will kill you will H.B.P..

If she did wanna change she would have done that weeks after meeting you.


If you get money to waste I.e sending her money. Abeg use it and do visa for me abeg.. Lemme come and join you aboard... Am serious ooo...

nwachukwu9:
There is this lady that love me so much,she is always fond of me but I like her too but the only problem is she is not the type of lady I want,her ass is very flat like a man own and her breast her too small,i don't know if I can still enjoy sexual pleasure from her.please any Guy who has dated no ass ladies should advice me, matured ladies should also advise me

Lwkmd chai you wicked ooo. Just play along na

Agadsman:
That's the reason for my single and lonely life. Shortness for a man is just a kill joy. I am just tired

Lwkmd Pele you want my height? Chk profile

Biglittlelois:
Playing smart!!! mr man, he was my ex, he doesnt wear size 43, he is 6 feet tall, he doesnt have a large long dong and i'm done arguing with you.

Lol ex why ex now? Cause of his dong

Mumin247:
Pls help guys n girls, i dont know what
to do. There's this my female
colleague at work. I like her so much.
I think she likes me too. She touches
me, play with me, starts
conversations wit me most tym, tell me things about herself, stares and
hold her gaze at me. Smiles at me.
We've kissed and hug before. Then i
told her how i feel. That i like her and
wana date her. She didnt say
anything. Then i kissed her. But then again she told me she has a bf and
she hates me. But each time i decide
to stay away from her she will started
coming to me. She wil want to talk to
me. She even calls me to keep her
company. Am confused. What can i do?

Jeez bro you a cunt. Have don that mistake before now asking a gal out is 0% on my mind. Until she beg me to ask her out. You think it not possible? It's 100% can only be done when you've emotional entangled her to you..

See ladies of today don't want boyfriend stuff except she xoxoxo love you.. Or she's the type that rarely cheat. A Lady can't tel me she got no bf... Bros na lie

At less 1 guy must woo her in a week



Most ladies just want an attracting bad guy who she can can her friend. Not just a friend a dirty bad friend... Sexually ... Someone that will f her so good. She probably attracted to your height , position, fine face,or something. Maybe she tot you a bad guy and you bleeped by asking her out.... Wetin concern you. Tubaba said " make you do your thing, make I do my thing " See zero that shit of gf.... Abeg na money jawe.. Call etc.... Just flirt with her that's what she wants.. Tomorrow touch her.... And sweet talk. If you want to proof she likes you. Flirt with other gals. And see her attitude. Talk to this guy >>>> ilegendd

Organs:
This is sooo stupid why must you have something in return (including trying to prove a very stupid point) You are full of your mumu stupid ego, someone asks for corn and you couldn't buy it, cos you wan prove nonsense.... when black people go understand say the ultimate behaviour is to aim to put a smile on any one you encounters face whenever you can and stop thinking about the me-me-me and what you want to prove. Maybe she actually has no money and wanted that corn? and maybe you will not ever see her again? You just deprived yourself an opportunity to show goodwill to a stranger while expecting nothing in return. "non sibi sed aliis" - Not for us but for others.

Actually she never showed interest he conceive her to asking.

hope4nigeria:
you're a 419 , how come your profile shows you're a Female?

Did he ask you for money ni

iLegendd:
For any man to understand my post, the MUST first of all undergo he following tests:

1. AFC test
2. Good-bad guy test

The AFC test will be carried out to make sure you're not an Average Frustrated Chump.

The good-bad guy test will be carried out by my official doctor to make sure you're not Faze, but 2face or Blackface.

If you fail these two tests, then you can never understand any of my posts. ((Real talk))

Naso bro.. Sometimes i emotional entangled a 1st timer to me. Maybe using the Earth technique. And physiological vibes via GMC mood. see confession that day... One even told me her bf is just too boring... Screenshot coming ASAP.

iLegendd:
Here is what will happen in Mercy's brain: When next she'll see me (if she's lucky to meet me again), she'll want to know more about me.

Women love men who don't yield to demands easily. Men that can't be lured. Men who keep their words. Men who surprise them with fun, funny, unpredictability, and crazy behaviors.

Beautiful Nigerian women think all men owe them, but they have never met our type (stingy ). We turn the table around and use humor to dodge all requests.


Typing...

Hey another I learnt myself is collecting her number on that dY is bad luck.... If I collect a gal number that day. As in the flow might die off.... Prefer collecting it after 2 weeks... Enough physical attraction.

iLegendd:
uStingy girl, buy me corn," and she smiled, then switched the table and said I should buy her corn.


Typing...

Bros some gals are too foolish they would blast you at that spot wouldn't understanding you just flirting wit her.

Like a gal that works at a lotto shop. Forming die hard tough ga looking like a sadist..... Funny enough no Nash , wit small tiny boobs, fine 30%

Had flirt with her before and she replied well people where surprise this sadist gal was responding... you and passionate that taught me all that.. Lolz

So on this unlucky day . I started with playful teasing, then indirect opener, then flirt teasing.... I told her lips look teasing. Immediately I raise my hand to touch her Lips... She para ooo.. I was shocked cause that's the first time a Lady will bounce off my play full teasing... I just started laffin. Like that she took it personal oooo... Started nagging and complaining ... Immediately my head turn and I blast her back. I told her in idgin.
" come wetin dey do you, you pass like this way dey your body" mtcweee.. She kept mute. Since that day if I see her I ignore her... Lolz

Whosentyou:
She is the only girl I've got bro. But I've made up my mind to get someone else

No wonder you all love struck. You should have at less 1 gal who got feelings for you .