₦airaland Forum

no be this Mumu gal talk say She no fit date guy will small prick. I don't know which inch she's calling small.. maybe 6-7 inch way na good size if na so... choi her network go dey receive 5G 9inch+ dick... I reject it in my life... lwkmd... IndecentStar

Why there Helmet dey big like this. Not never fitted. See our need reformation abeg.

Ak 47 should be changed to something else... Maybe PN90. Cause there is not different between them holding one with police and boko boiz.. all of them na Ak


2: That there big helmet should be changed jawe too big..

3: They kaki should be dope and intimating
4: They Kik should be encouraging abeg


I know this men are trying ...

Yankee101:
It's high time we sent DSTV out of the country

na we don't have too. They need competitors TSTV AND MAYBE 3 MORE... THEM GO CAME.

Seriously I don't blame dstv cause they know the name Nigeria is a brand talk less of investing on her...


So far DSTV has premium right to air live soccer matches. E no concern Nigerians ooo.. We'll do our usual nagging and still pay.... even if price hike to 18500 naira. we go Pay. To scale in a Nigerian market you don't need quality product you need quantity.. Make e sha plenty... lol


See if TSTV want to top DSTV they don't need to compete DSTV is already an established brand.. . They've Even given back to Nigerian.... Multi choice empowerment and so on....

For tstv an indigenous investor to top the chart.. Do something different. The 45 Free to air premium channels is a start and it's PPD plan... Pay per day plan... That am sure DSTV cannot do cause there profit will drop by atless 5 to 10%... TSTV management hire me.
Only few guys will pay monthly or yearly.

why not do this and that.... I no talk make person no sell my idea..
TSTV come and hire me oooo....


See before glo came MTN was topping the market with expensive billing funny enough.. DSTV and MTN is run by same person . Do your research lol.....


Then Glo came and they were 2 musketeers before Air and 9 joined the cliq... Ghen Ghen.

We are complaining about Glo network is bad this and that.. Trust me if NCC should release chart for the last two month till now. I swear you'll see glo as top 2 position if position top MTN.

Glo Marketing department guys are smart. They know Nigerians are complaining bitterly concerning it's network. They careful survey what we want which is Data....Lwkmd give a Nigerian man or lady data for free.. Infant trump will hear it...

So they introduced Glo yakata + Oga sim data bonus = Free advertising, less CPC ads and more customers... am not a business student oo.. it's just pure Demand market.


glo bring back the 4gb for 1k you go kill them ..



Now MTN is doing same 1k for 4 GB offer is tempting to do... don't ask me how to do it I no dey talk ooo ... Even saw 1 yesterday 250 or 300 naira for 1.2Gb.. MTN ooo
chai


See Nigerian market is easy to sky high.. As a competitor or investor you don't just need an MBA to beat your competitors just be street smart or hire me lolz...

wristbangle:
In SouthAfrica, DSTV is not among the top TV satellite brands as competitors offers quality service and reasonable price to them. It's only in Nigeria where nepotism and corruption is having a field day they can practice this unlawful act of milking the masses and it's courtesy of the orangutans/clueless barbarians in power.

Ideally, if competition speaks in the TV satellite sectors just like in the telecommunications, by now even their premium subscription price would have reduced to N1000 or be forced to shut down. If not for the likes of Glo who brought per secs billing, Money Taking Network ABI EmptyHen will still be billing us per min.

Useless thieves.

we all know our government aren't business orientated, or even care for it's citizen. See bro to me Nigeria just the name alone is a brand..Talk less investing in the country.

Anybody who invest in Nigeria would make more profit cause we Nigerians self we prefer Quantity or quality. Make e say plenty, with freemium package.

I don't own a business I know someday I will and trust me.. I will scale up to a top competitor.


Why am I saying this cause DSTV understand how we Nigerians think they know what we want.


So far they still have access to Live sports licences... Nigerians don't mind oo if the price is up to 18k... we go pay...


To say in a Nigerian market competitors need to think outside the common marketing strategy and think like a Nigerian.�


See Coke, Pespi Vs Big Cola... You see how big cola bottle is and it's cheaper than coke and pespi.. #100
I believe big cola is barely upto 6years Nigerians are already going haywire for it.


Peak milk Vs Hollandain Milk .... Peak got name and quality but expensive to some.... Holladain Got great taste but cheaper....


Now coke cola has 1 Navida or Nvidia drink that's been sold for #50... Taste like Fayourz.... See market lol...

so Nigerian market na quantity ooo not quality....

daviesblaze:
Mine was a bit crazy. I dont recommend anyone to try it.

It Happened when i was coming back from lectures on one of those cloudy evenings. i saw this beautiful lady with every assets well proportioned. she was walking quite fast in front of me, and there was little chance of getting her attention without looking creepy. so i just did the first thing that came to mind.
i wasn't even thinking when i jumped in front of her, stretch out my hands with a million dollar smile imprinted on my face, i introduced myself, ask of hers. though she was quite surprised of what just happened, she managed to revive back to the present situation when she saw this gorgeous looking demi-god in front of her.

i initially taught she was a student, until she told me she was an airforce officer. though my mind performed a reverse progression at that moment, i didn't show it and just continued as if i dont know the implication of her statement. her fellow comrades later came around, decked in their military attire. as a sharp guy i just codedly continue my convo with her as if i didn't notice them, though they were few feet away from us and probably waiting for to get rid of me already or signal them to orientate my sorry as$.

last, last i collect number and she was my girlfriend for the six months. Dont ask me why we broke up

Seriously?? No whyne us jawe.

nwaanambra1:
it is now very clear that buhari is using his bokoharam terrorist to kill all the igbo soldiers in the nigerian army!

who soever is still doubting this should check the casualties from 2016 to date and see that 70% of the dead are igbos VERY VERY VERY FEW or no any yoruba and hausa fulani in the list of dead soldiers from 2016. the other 25% are northers from benue, taraba, kaduna and adamawa and they are all christians with muslim names as is rampant in those areas then just as few as 5% are yourba and hausa fulani whom were felled by mistake!


pls if you feel this assertion is wrong, kindly post a link to any dead yoruba or hausa fulani soldiers who died in the war against bokoharam from 2016 to date.


UMU IGBO PLEASE RESIGN FROM THE NIGERIAN FULANI/YORUBA ARMY AND COME BACK HOME! LEAVE THEIR ARMY FOR THEM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU. THERE IS A PLAN TO KILL ALL THE IGBOS IN THEIR ARMY!

PLEASE RESIGN AND COME BACK HOME - I CAN BET YOU THEY WILL SURELY KILL YOU. IF YOU DIE IN THE FULANI YORUBA ARMY JUST KNW YOU KILLED YOURSELF!

Bros you'll dumb.. We should resign and come to the east because you built a refinery for us abi.. Or you've credited our account with 100M each... . See you only can goto the east ooo.. As for me a Nigerian by birth was born and breed in Lagos will goto the east anytime I list. And one everyone will tell my success story one day here in Nigeria not Biafra... And I"ll live to reap the good fruit of my labour..


Less I forgot am an Igbo man ... This Biafra shit is long died since the Nigerian civil war....

Abeg any human that's still into tribalism aren't work a place in a urban area. Say goes to racist.....


Think outside the box bros.


As for those soilders who died.. They signed for it.. I prefer been a police man than killing my self...

vanida6:
I wish to get that kind ass one day to tempt does rich men's in abuja

i don die here ooh wit NL guys

Thank God you don't and will never ever have that kind of ass.

vanida6:
I wish to get that kind ass one day to tempt does rich men's in abuja

i don die here ooh wit NL guys

Thank god say yoi no get am... And never will

thesicilian:
Valar morgulis

� too much Game of thrones... Nawa oo

Are you a Yoruba man?

mhd5757:
She looks like a guy, if I didn't know, I would think she's a guy, she's even dressed like one and her hair style to is like a guy's hairstyle.

I think this girl is lesbian.

Lolz I swear

Na you give her bells ni?

abokibuhari:
Baba was a G-BOI, he was rich before the age of 20... Before you ask me stupid question, I know am wella. He get money well but the mum no collect am

Before 20 maybe na plus him dey Do.. Now his dead someone will eat that money.

lonelydora:
FIRS is 160k

FCT BIR is around 150k. So they told me my contact.

cheeeee... 160k monthly chineke that's high. you know of Nigerian police force graduate salary?

lonelydora:
Exactly. Once you know any Senator, Minister, or Director, you have the job even without going for interview.

I know people who bought jobs in ministries and parastatals for 450k - 650k depending on the grade level you want to start with.

But one day, just one day, all these will stop. There is one currently going on now. FIRS and FCT Board of internal revenue, if you have 500k, you can get it asap.

To be a nobody is bad oooo.. See that connection one day I must get it in bulk.. Chai. This firs and fct board stuff. When you buy the job for 500k... How much would you earn?

lonelydora:
Sadly, it doesn't work in Nigeria.

In Nigeria, have connection, OR have money to buy jobs.

Choi someone told me that yesterday oo say they don't even need grade again.

yeyerolling:
Bros with all ur tips. Do u work in shell or chevron So i was asked about leadership roles i had taken in school or service. Baba i had none. Well i told dem i was incharge of organising tutorials in my level a d was PRO of my nysc CD. Abeg lie with sense

So you got the job or not?

A guy who long finished school years back told me. Before you get employed with a good grade, then they move to Are you skillfully? Now is " Do you have connection " no connection no job... Abeg how tru is this... ??

yeyerolling:
Bros with all ur tips. Do u work in shell or chevron So i was asked about leadership roles i had taken in school or service. Baba i had none. Well i told dem i was incharge of organising tutorials in my level a d was PRO of my nysc CD. Abeg lie with sense

Lolz ... Nawa oooo.. Too harsh

Good note. Uhm how can one learn digital marketing?

Hmajeed:
hand built boss

you try

Lol " I tried flirting with her by complimenting her" lolz abegi.... Go sleep.. You just as confuse as she is.

Hmajeed:
Yes man, we will work on that.. it was built hurriedly to meet up with the Sallah period

Is it WordPress or hand built?

Hmajeed:
Hello Nairalanders, I just launched this cool website to buy rams online during this Sallah period and of course beyond. What's your thoughts on it?!

Make sense... Need more design... Horns.ng the name is referring to the likes of cow etc...

englishmart:
Why won't he pose with guns, when some Nigerian police officers have been reduced to bodyguards. If the guns don't belong to the police, or a security agency, he won't be confident enough to upload such picture.

Don't tell me he's in the USA o, he surely too that picture in Nigeria.

Sarap talk rubbish so you telling me now I can't own a licensed pistol or automatic rifle... Smh..Bros get money 1st Beside that pistol is too clean for a regular policeman to use..... I can't say for officers.

See I love guns and will someday own one or three Maybe M4 , DDM4 etc... If you like say I"ll last last become an armed robber na you sabi.. Jets, Guns and cars.... We'll just like monkey and snake.

Hey am feed up of this Nigerian system of education. Have always wish to school aboard.

I think schooling in a Turkish university is quite easy than schooling in the united states or Canada. [ About 4 guys i know then in the street are currently schooling in Turkey]

Am currently have no idea how it work... Anyone with experience tell me how i can school in turkey. I don't mind starting from 100 level...

flyca:
She doesn't want you! She's not looking for you, or people like you! She wants first class!
Shuuuuuuuu?

See you what we call AFC just Google it up you'll understand what it means.

Guy grow up abeg... This one you ranting like she's your gf.. Who ever she love, Bleep, kill, whatever I don't give a Bleep... Beside you old enough to father a kid.... I don't have time for some online shit argument. On top one ugly chiwawa dog like gal.


Bros abeg free me ooooo.... If She's your babe It doesn't concern me go get her.. If she's not yours and you qualify for her listed job offer.. Just write an application letter and send it to her...

Grow up abeg men no get time for all this shit.... Free me jawe..

Rollitout:
There are 800 first class in nigeria at the moment, 750 out of them are happy married already, 30 are jobless while the remaining 20 are under employed and no hope of getting a well paying job yet... so what would you do.... would you consider a 2:2 who works in an oil company ?

How do you know this?