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YACHT AGAIN! same yacht Cruse upon which she almost lost her career! damn....

Wey teeth wey u want use bite?

He said consequent upon that, the areas listed would experience darkness for 10 hours on a daily basis until the end of the exercise



We always experience more than 10 hrs of darkness daily with or without ur Godamn exercise

Misguided bastards, how does this Godamn piece of story book shit affect the price of agege bread in the market.

His head should be hacked off and used for the same money ritual and then all the money realized should be handed over to the girls's bereaved family.

Garri and egusi soup with bolied eggs in place of meat or fish

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First bank

Cheers

Orishirishi menta lori nairaland

KingWarri:
Holy Molly... Igbo is so Acidic... I can tolerate hausa but Igbo??.. naaah

Yeezuz!

The infamous NPF have just stepped on the tail of Lion of the clan of Afonja "Sunday Igboho".

Vinegar

Happy Birthday Muniru Nwoko jr.

Mehn! see as Pa Ned Nwoko don use him ageless gbola collapse Regina youthful body

After the arrest of a very powerful adversary, the fulani nation right now.

obiekunie01:
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH.


FOR YOUR INFO, WHAT HE PUT UP THERE IS A LEAD THAT OUR POLICE FORCE CAN WORK IN.

YOU WILL GET TO REALISE TOO LATE THAT WE STILL HAVE SOME VERY SMART POLICE OFFICERS IN NPF WHO WILL CONNECT THE DOTS REAL SOON.


ASK YOURSELF WHY WAS THE FATHER ARRESTED? YOU THINK ITS JUST BECUASE HE PROTESTED AGAINST HIS DAUGHTER BEING ARRESTED?

TIME WILL EXPOSE EVERYTHING.



THE SAD THING IS - THE WIFE IS HIGHLY CONNECTED AND HAVE THE POWERS THAT CAN HELP HER QUASH THE CASE.

Food for thought and timely read for the bunch of pathetic no brainers that I noticed have slid into this post

SimplyShit:
Did you know you can be traced and arrested for this crappy shit you put up here from your coconut head..?

Well it's just a conspiracy theory and I'm sute that simple shit called brains you have in ur numb skull saw it.

seen

Seen

A Conspiracy Theory:

Brenda's boyfriend (Yes, Boyfriend) is related to Chidimma... in fact, her paternal uncle - Izu.
Izu and Brenda have been going out since she was employed at NNPC, and they're really in love.
Usifo is the only one standing in their way, as they planned to get married after the divorce.
Yes, Brenda and Usifo's marriage had been in tatters for some years, hence their decision to live apart.
Meanwhile, Izu have been footing the University and pocket money bills for Chidimma, since she got admission to UniLag, as his senior brother (Chidimma's father couldn't afford her welfare).

Brenda needed a good evidence of cheating in their marriage, in other to push through a quick divorce.
Izu volunteered to use Chidimma, and arrange a setup relationship between her and Usifo.
At first, Chidimma refused to go along with this plot, until he threatened to withdraw his financial support, and ensure she's sacked from UniLag.

Chidimma reluctantly agreed, and a chance meeting was arranged at a big party, in honour of one of Izu's wealthy clients in Banana Island, in January.
Usifo fell for the pretty damsel, and started dating her.

The plan was for Chidimma to lure Usifo to a set up destination, pre-wired with all sorts of monitoring and recording devices.
This will be a hardcore evidence Brenda needed to push through her divorce.
This was also why it was Chidimma that chose the meeting pad, rather than Usifo's normal arrangements.

On the faithful day, everything was set as planned, and Usifo arrived to meet Chidimma at the pad.
They ate, drank and discussed as usual.
Then Chidimma took the first round of drugs. Please note that Usifo doesn't do drugs, but allows her to smoke, as it turns her on.
After that first wrap, they made passionate love, and resumed their drinking.
Meanwhile, Chidimma started smoking more, as she was nervous.
She later passed out.

Usifo continued with his drinks, waiting for her to get up so they can have more sex.
As the waiting and drinking continued, Usifo decided to be mischievous, and started going through Chidimma's phone.
He couldn't believe the stuff he's seeing in Chidimma's phone.
There were countless number of porn movies, nude pics, and most startling, his own pics with Chidimma, in various places he can recall they've been to in Lagos.

Drunk and in a wild rage, he woke her up, and started questioning her.
She wasn't responding well, because she's still groggy from the drugs and alcohol.
Usifo now resorted to shouting and slapping her, in a fit of rage.
Chidimma staggered out of the bedroom, and into the kitchen, where she stumbled upon a kitchen knife.
She only wanted to scare him, and stop him from hitting her.

Chidimma, inadvertently stabbed him the first time... but Usifo kept on chasing her, even with more anger.
She then began to wave and stab indiscriminately, in a bid to stop him.
He unfortunately was struck fatally by one of the stabs, and slumped to his death.

On realising what just happened, Chidimma screamed aloud... and panic steps in.
She quickly called Izu, and informed him that Usifo was dead.
He calmed her down, and stepped into action.

Izu immediately called his boys that set up the place, and they quickly rushed to the scene.
They whisked Chidimma away, and dismantled all their gadgets.
Izu informed Brenda of the tragedy, and they quickly came up with a plan.

They were to take Usifo's wallet and all valuables on him.
Then Brenda provided Izu's PIN, and the guys went and withdrew cash from Usifo's Bank account, via ATMs.
The idea is to make it look like a robbery went wrong.

Current Events:
Following Chidimma's arrest at her father's house, and subsequent confession of the murder, all hell will soon break loose, and further arrests will happen before the end of the weekend.
Currently, the latest news has it that Chidimma's father and the owner and management of the AirBnB have been arrested.
Chidimma is scared, and will reveal everything soon.
Her life is also in danger...!!!

The greatest of them all, even children that came into the world after your passing feel the vacuum caused by ur permanent absence on the world music stage. The true #kingofpop, I will surely fish you out on resurrection day.

Continue to rest...

ExAngel007:
https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2021/jun/21/bobbyese.jpeg

Bobby Ese, popularly known as Aladja Chief Priest has
reportedly committed suicide by jumping into Ugbokodo River in Warri South, Delta State.

"I will die today I hate family" was the caption of a picture
posted on his WhatsApp status before he died, according to a source.

When people went to his house, a rope was seen hanging from his ceiling fan as indicated on his status.

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2021/jun/21/bobbyese1.jpeg

It was gathered that he first attempted to commit suicide by
hanging himself but later changed his mind and decided to
jump into the river.

His age could not be ascertained but he was suspected to be
older than 20 but not up to 25.

A 2020 report by Daily Trust showed that no fewer than 264
suicide cases were recorded in the country within the
previous 4 years.

In 2018, Africa Check investigated a similar claim that Nigeria

had 15 suicides per 100,000 people every year. It was found
that the accurate crude suicide death rate was lower, at 9.5
suicides per 100,000 people in 2016.

This was according to global mortality statistics from the
WHO’s 2016 Global Health Observatory data repository.

The crude suicide rate is the number of suicide deaths in a
year, divided by the population and multiplied by 100,000. As
Nigeria is one of a number of countries that do not yet have
high quality data, the WHO used mortality rate models to
determine this rate.

http://saharareporters.com/2021/06/21/young-nigerian-man-commits-suicide-delta-says-he-hates-family

You hate family? well the devil loves you farewell and RIP

That should be wife number 2 or 3?

Anyway happy married life.

Na money kill am, one rich man and multiple babay mamas still others dey try book space for maternity ward via babas joystick.

Meanwhile I just dey my modest dingy for my ghetto hood as broke as ever, all the maidens wey I dey admire no dey even answer when I say hi.

One broke dude and not even a gf talkless of babay mama, strange world really.

Gory

How side chic drugged and stabbed Super TV CEO and Nigerian billionaire Michael Usifo Ataga to death in Lagos

It is a sad day for family and friends of Michael Usifo Ataga, the Chief Executive Officer of Super TV, and a director in Super Network Limited, a telecoms firm, as he has been gruesomely murdered by his side chick.

Ataga who resides in Banana Island was reported missing on Sunday by concerned friends and family after all efforts to reach him proved abortive.

Checks at his Victoria Island office showed he wasn’t there either and this put everyone in a panic mode including his wife and children who reside in Abuja.

Unfortunately, his lifeless body was found this morning in a flat in Lekki phase 1 with multiple stable wounds after several withdrawals were made from his account.

Usifo who would have been 50 years old today had met a girl about two weeks ago and they began a relationship. This despite the fact that he is married to a manager in Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC.

Usifo who felt more comfortable meeting with his side chic outside his home and hers, to prevent nosey neighbours from prying, rented an Airbnb in Lekki, Lagos where they both checked into before the unfortunate incidence.

Following his disappearance, a combined team of concerned friends, family members, the police and DSS operatives all the way from Abuja through the concerted efforts of the wife, tracked down the owner of the Airbnb, who received payment from the side chic’s bank account into which Ataga had previously made a transfer for the payment to.

The apartment was broken into and that was where he was found dead with multiple stabs in his neck, chest and thigh.

The side chick withdrew N5 million from his account before they killed Ataga.

Apparently, the side chic carried out the murder after she must have drugged him as the security guards at the rentals said no 3rd party came visiting Atage and the side chic besides a dispatch rider who brought drugs for the girl.

The side chic who was last seen on Tuesday when the murder happened, was equally tracked down and arrested alongside the owner of the Airbnb.

Many of Ataga’s friends have expressed as to how the side chic was able to pull the dastardly act all alone as Ataga was said to have been an amateur boxer who was very strong.

After the side chic left the apartment following his gruesome death, money began to disappear from Atage’s Guaranty Trust Bank account and it was an email from Ataga’s email address asking for a change in his account details, did the withdrawals stop.

With thiis, GTBank put an embargo on the account to prevent any further withdrawal.

Investigations is still on and the case is still unfolding.

It is a sad day for family and friends of Michael Usifo Ataga, the Chief Executive Officer of Super TV, and a director in Super Network Limited, a telecoms firm, as he has been gruesomely murdered by armed robbers.

Ataga who resides in Banana Island was reported missing on Sunday by concerned friends and family after all efforts to reach him proved abortive.

Checks at his Victoria Island office showed he wasn’t there either and this put everyone in a panic mode including his wife and children who reside in Abuja.

Unfortunately, his lifeless body was found this morning in a flat in Lekki phase 1 with multiple stable wounds after several withdrawals were made from his account.

Ironically, Ataga would have been 50 years old today.

https://thestreetjournal.org/super-tv-ceo-michael-usifo-ataga-robbed-stabbed-to-death-in-lagos/

Buhari and cohorts, I hope you can see what you and your gang of savages have done to this once indivisible great entity Nigeria.

I also hope you and your future generation can be able to live with the guilt that under your leadership our beloved Nation was dealt a death blow from which it might never be able to recover.

I love my Fatherland!

World of wonder.....
Awesome God, The master architect and Overlord of all Creation

Tompolo for life!
I just love this dude, he's always Cool, Calm and Calculated.

dre11:
https://www.newtelegraphng.com/twitter-an-agent-of-division-in-nigeria-garba-shehu/

From now on sir stop coming out with ur brain, you never seem to use it

When did we get to this stage in our national life where tales of cows and their herders constantly make the news headlines relegating other events to the background.�

Why do all these disgruntled tribalists like to spew so much venom and hate here on NL? The moderators should be able to find a lasting solution to this plague. In saner climes irrespective of bad leaders citizens are patriots first before any tribal affilliations therefore we should all try to see people for who they are first "HUMAN BEINGS" before anything else...OMG!!.

As for me I'm a Nigerian first anytime,anyday.

#Saynototribalism #Tribalismdestroysnations.

Segun Ahmadu Uche Benson.