₦airaland Forum

Le124:
https://punchng.com/four-wafrican-countries-to-buy-nigerias-idle-electricity/

Sell unused power to others in a country where power supply is grossly inefficient. I wonder if these gaunt old motherfuckers leave their brains in one place and then make public statements like this one from another location devoid of any brain in their numb skull.

omgvoices:
https://riddimsghana.com/local-news/i-killed-tb-joshua-in-a-spiritual-battle-kwaku-bonsam/

Perfect inmate for yaba left

Victorclean1:
Anybody that see Nigerian team will see the anger in the faces.


Unlike Jamaican team. Let us stop claiming all is right

Yes o, na true our people dey vex. The expression on their faces tells it all.

NewFolm4:
"I am a strong believer of one Nigeria, but not one Nigeria at any cost, but one Nigeria where every Nigerian can feel proud that he or she has a stake in this country."



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/466801-one-united-nigeria-should-not-be-at-any-cost-obasanjo.html

The greatest agitators for disintegration of this nation are those unscrupulous elements at the top who have repeatedly and unrepentantly looted the country to it's injury while monopolizing power and sharing vital Govt. positions with their tribal folk.

Do likewise to killer herdsmen

okpiewon:
this war ehh e dn tey btw tiwa and Sheyi shay but las las tiwa na stil queen, What do you guy thing?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA4FC-L5auE

And as for u Tiwa, ur own yansh is the busiest in the industry

first bank
3039629622

God bless Nairaland big boys

oshozondii:
Lai Mohammed said the decision on whom to prosecute for using Twitter after the ban lies within the prerogative of the attorney-general.



https://gazettengr.com/twitter-ban-malami-has-assured-adeboye-others-will-be-prosecuted-says-lai-mohammed/

Lying Mohammed please shut up, you have become too annoying.

Oh Gawd! why has my beloved homeland suddenly become a haven for crime, criminals and other forms of malevolence.A once peaceful town which at some point became a playground and relaxation spot for Nigerians from all works of life.

This is utterly heartbreaking as well as devastating, Imolites please sheath your swords and let's make the land which our ancestors have occupied since the dawn of civilization great again.

iwaeda:
Why no right-thinking Nigerian’ll support Igbo presidential candidate -Buhari’s ex-aide



https://punchng.com/why-no-right-thinking-nigerianll-support-igbo-presidential-candidate-buharis-ex-aide/

Damn no brainer, No section of this Nation is more dangerous than people of your extraction, they're arguably the most violent and murderous tribe in the world right now.

Pmpm:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pulse.ng/news/politics/house-of-reps-receives-proposal-to-change-nigerias-name-to-uar/dzbwjls.amp

Haa opari! which one is Alkebulan again oo? sounds like something from an incantation. I can only imagine how terrible this country will be with a name like that.

Besides more than 90% of our population will not be able to pronounce the name of their country.

WuzzyTech:
Former presidential candidate, Adamu Garba has taken to social media to compare the 'map of Biafra' to that of Borno state.



https://mobile.twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1399732267635838977

Shocking statement from a dumb adult

2. 3039629622 first bank

Let it go bro.
Inside life some things happen for a reason, perhaps this is the time for you to write ur name with gold in the hearts of ur gf's family members for life.

Kingdemu:
YOU SAY WAHALA BE LIKE WETIN AGAIN??

Last week Saturday I got a call that I have to be in Yola on Monday morning.

I frantically got a flight ✈️to Abuja scheduled for Sunday and another one scheduled for Yola to Abuja on Monday morning, trip went well, did what I had to do and everything was perfect .
I scheduled my trip for yesterday ( Wednesday) back to Kano but due to my acute Phobia of flying and flying on a plane is always my last resort as a means of transportation( if you want to see me tense, anxious and edgy tell me I have to enter plane) and with the recent mishaps of my available options of flying back to Kano ( Max Air and Aero Contractors) I decided to go back to Kano by road.

The plan was to go to Gombe on Wednesday, spend the night in Gombe and see my former Boss and then leave for Kano as early as possible to take care of business having been out of office for the whole week.

Yesterday I went to Gombe and met my former oga at the top, I pleaded with him to get me a reliable car to take me to Kano, out of his generosity he offered his car and his driver and we scheduled our departure for 6am, by 6:30am we have departed for Kano and the drama began.

About 1 hour into our journey and just a few kilometres to Dukku the car broke down , I came down and saw Bush left right and centre and my mind was like for this Kidnapping era, I was like abeg oo.
I told the driver to wait by the car while I go to Dukku
to get a car that will tow us to Dukku ( the nearest town) .

I actually wanted to leave that place because I don't want stories that touch the heart.

I got to Dukku, got a car, agreed a price to go tow the car. We went back towed the car to Dukku asked the mechanic how much it will cost to fix the car and paid because I decided it was too risky to continue the journey with the car I decided to charter a car to take me to Kano .

I got the normal golf commercial car ,we haggled with the driver over price and finally settled for 13k to Kano. I gave him 10k and told him I will balance him.

I called my oga at the top and briefed him and instructed the driver to go back to Gombe when the car is fixed and we started our journey with my new found driver, a distance of about 300kms.

About 100km into our journey

Driver : Alhaji wallahi bacci nake ji ( Alhaji wallahi I am feeling sleepy )

Me: Me!! Bacci kake ji? ( What? You are feeling sleepy )

Driver: wallahi Alhaji jiya karfe biyun dare na dawo daga Abuja kuma ban samu nayi bacci ba ( I came back from Abuja around 2am and I didn't sleep)

Me : Maza kayi parking ka bani motor ( oya Park and give me the car)

He parked and I collected and started to drive.

Of course it was a jalopy but I was like na dis jalopy we sef dey drive before before God begin shawa us with His blessings so no lele . I go drive amm

I myself have not slept getting only about 3 hours of sleep but I never sleep during a journey no matter how tired I am or stressed.

First observation
Any speed above 100km/hr the car will begin wobbling as if it will skid off the road

Second observation
Any sudden break the car wil beginl wobbling and begin to skid of the road

Third observation
The car is always trying to go left so I have to always stir the wheels right to keep the car at the center.

And my driver is thier snoring

15kms to Kano he wakes up
Driver: Alhaji ko in karbe ka ( Alhaji should I collect the car )

I was too angry to answer

Two minutes later
Driver: Alhaji bamu samu jumma'a ba ( Alhaji we didn't get Friday prayers)
I kept quiet again

Before you know it he is back to sleep .

Next time he opened his eyes we were at NNPC Mega Station ( Hotoro)

He stretched ,yawned and thanked God for journey mercy

PICS OF MY DRIVER BELOW

Bros but you no try o, how u sef go see this kind person still go enter him cab. See as e open mouth dey crash like otondo.

Simplyleo:
Okolie Christian Daniel Nonso

Abeg, which people dey bear this kind combination?

Abi na dem?

Nonso said his mum is ashewo.

Lamidi cownu might be correct after all when he said 99% of ...

And you're supposed to know how to read and write ?

Beautiful, strong, kind, generous and intelligent. Happy Birthday Liz

All these due to a decade and four years old little piece of arse that is probably unkept.

Say no to child molestation, help our female children grow up and live a normal life which they deserve just like their mothers before them.

frankoben363@gmail.com

Showdown in little Biafra

I miss the way Nigeria was under IBB, Abacha and Shagari. Our journey to self destruction started after we chose the wrong set of people as democratically elected leaders in 1999.

Please I appeal to every concerned citizen of this once great country to totally resist any effort by our fiendish leaders to make any one of their cohorts president in 2023.

So help us God

Ooooh! na wetin dem go come call this one now eh?

Hey be wise, your friend did not dehouse you cos of a girl rather he never wanted you in the first place

Fine it ain't cool to repay evil with evil but then be really careful about the kinda people you allow to get close to you.

Happy birthday OP.... Like if you don't wish him well and share if you don't want him around same time next year....cheers

If Pa Oshiomole, one of the ugliest men in history can so easilly marry a Cape verdian bitch then come on guys it simply implies that every one of those misguided raceless bigots has a price tag on their miserable and dumb heads.

B948WEPSSTEZZT-54853

And as for me, I need an American lady that was born in Nigeria but became pissed at the high level of corrupt governance and old Roger (Buhari), then had to relocate to her counntry

Adtconcepts:
The young woman who was reported missing after going for a job interview and sparked the #FindHinnyHumoren campaign has been reportedly murdered and buried by the alleged killer who confessed to the crime.



(C)The Ibom Informer Newspapers.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3371329792970258&id=100002798104691

Police reveals that Uduak Frank Akpan the killer of Iniobong Umoren, had physically and sexually assaulted the job seeker before Killing and burying her in a shallow grave. He led the police to where he buried her. The police exhumed the corpse and took it to hospital for autopsy.

https://mobile.twitter.com/UmohUduak1/status/1388862312451395586

Meanwhile Iniobong Umoren family is demanding to see her corpse.

Developing story:

Bring our sisters corpse, we want to see her - family members of Ini Umoren cries out

... Says the Nigerian Police Force must not play hide and seek game with their sister's corpse#FindHinnyHumoren pic.twitter.com/YQRRZAcTC4

— Ityclety (@Itycletylove) May 2, 2021

May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace "sobs"

Now pls can you hand over the abductor to me?
I have never killed anyone and this seems like the best opportunity to slaughter someone for the very first time and without feeling remorseful too�

They look more like members of a secret society

Emergingnation:
EXCLUSIVE: 30 Nigerian Soldiers Killed As Boko Haram Sacks Military Base In Borno
‪The insurgents also set ablaze a Nigerian army tanker and some buildings in the military base.



http://saharareporters.com/2021/04/25/exclusive-30-nigerian-soldiers-killed-boko-haram-sacks-military-base-borno

I refuse to endorse this sad story as true until Sir Lie Mohammed comes out to verify it's authenticity.

08090314853
frankoben363@gmail.com