3 times a week for 10 years, omo you deserve an award lolz

Which pastor will want to sleep with a 75yr grandma
I think the man is just mentally ill

Candidlady:


Super nice


Nothing like hairy armpit, mouth odour and Even body odour around you... Just you and your girls



Amazon Acres that's what we need

LMAO funny how many women can afford to buy drinks on their own? That bar might shut down within few months lol

It all have to do with your mind, you can't get an erection when you thinking too much about it, remove your mind from sex and masturbation(at least for 3 months), focus more on money and how to better your life,, allow things flow, allow life flow through you..
When you with a girl, stop thinking of having sex with her or getting an erection, engage more on conversation, gist, play, with time your one eyed snake will be the one forcing you to have sex and not you forcing it

CuriousMind2022:
It's a known fact that most
I needed to let my thoughts out and thanks to Nairaland, I have done so.

these writeups clearly shows you Nag alot, you have no pride, you talk too much, these things can turn her off and make her stop seeing you as a sex partner...
How can you even be explaining to a woman that you need sex before going to work, like wtf!!!!, Big turn off
Give her some space, spice up your marriage, sometimes take her out, buy her favorite snacks when coming back from work, rather than begging for sex at night, you can instead gist, tease her, play with her,

seanwilliam:
. I no Dey drink I no Dey smoke , I no Dey bet , I no sabi drug but my addiction worstz





Na soapy
…


Hot ebony milf threesom3
If I’m finding it hard to sleep, if I don search for the bolded , soon as I cûm I go sleep like goat .


Infact , I have more than 80 tabs opened on incognito.
All na big black booty three some video


Girls don see Shege for my hand, I don practice all the skills on Xvideo finish on them

What your doing is 10 times worst than a drug addict, infact I would prefer you do drugs than masturbate constantly..
When you cum your brain releases same chemicals it would release when you take drugs.. but yours is worst because with time you will develop anxiety issues, bowel disorder, parkinson's disease, mood swings, maybe low sperm count and a dead sex drive for women

God1000:
Putin tried to have him killed, he didn't just succeed, he even invited Chechen fighters and they made several unsuccessful assassination attempts


The order Putin gave his soldiers then was to either kill or capture president zelensky, but his evil plan was thwarted by Western intervention



Putin is a loser

they don't need soldiers to kill anyone anywhere, all they need is a precision guilded hypersonic missile that can hit any target anywhere in the world

People jubilating over this are fools, at this age we should be able to manufacture our own high speed satellite, and not allow foreigners to come spy on us with their satellites

Na wah for our government seriously, in this modern age they are still accepting a foreign country's internet service?
They will definitely use it to spy on the govt, and secondly they get you addicted to it and then they sanction you with it

Nothing person no go read for nairaland,, na wah oo

Someone asked you to manage their account, and you here asking us how to withdraw from their account without their permission,, na wah for you oo

I really don't blame people who call this country Zoo lolz..
A country were person's in power does not respect the law, and nothing ever happens.

From personal observation I think the problem we are having is the police, the day police learns how to respect human rights, respect the law and human life's, then that's the day we will stop having issues like this.
Cos this guys can't try all these rubbish without the help of the police

Richy4:

Please Stop forming

form what? Oha can never go well with ogbono, it's a different leaf entirely, if you serve me this I won't eat seriously

Disgusting

Petty guy

Cooked up lies

Ajiwe police station again, those guys are becoming something else oo, they extort, kill, harass motorists in broad day light.. in my presence they stopped and beat a range driver blue black for questioning them..
No human right at all in this Lagos, military and police misbehaves however they like and nothing happens

Childishness at it's peak

Are there not supposed to be emergency medics inside the boxing arena?? These guys are organizing boxing competitions in a country with bad medical record,

Curious345:
Sad.. moaning is not organic ..

They watch too MUCH porn that's why..
If you moan as my sex partner , you chop slap immediately..

Sex was designed to be silent .. perverts are trying to play god

it seems you never fvck sweet fvck be4 lolz , with time you will get there bro

We will deal with anybody that puts on this shirt in Bauchi, that's the real translation

The singer already knows it's a Christian school, she must hv been told or schooled on how to dress to the show, but the olosho in her will not allow her respect herself

If you like put the soup under the eba, I would still swallow everything in any direction

U going public with this only shows u lost control of your home!!!
You alone know ur wife's libido, u know how offen she craves for it, only u can read in-between the lines, there's no need to fight ,quarel and don't accuse her of anything, Just silently watch so she won't start covering her tracks, and go through her phone often..
I can't imagine my wife always on phone with someone she clearly knows I see as a threat, just impossible .
And lastly learn to be a Man (I didn't say a fighter oo lolz)

Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.

for me I think u are being childish,, as-in how did you get to know all these within a week? It seems your mindset was Neva there and you are just awaiting her to make a mistake so you can sack her..

Mind your business

Spray:


My friend who's in to car dealing business said he can help me sell it and get another car.

your friend? In this Lagos? It seems you just came from the village, u are not a lagosian

1stGenAmerican:


All of this is irrelevant. Does this mean that you can’t answer my original question?
I asked you to name ONE local Russian automotive manufacturer that is well known outside of Russia.

it means you are reading but not paying attention, I gave you 2 names, I even capitalized it lolz

PoliteActivist:


Of course Russia is isolated but for China. US buys 8% of her uranium needs from Russia. Why don't you ask yourself why Russia keeps selling them that 8% - a country that has ganged up worldwide sanctions against you!

Also note Mercedes pulled out because they could no longer procure parts

I actually cannot fathom what's going through Putin's mind or why he kept selling uranium to USA, but I know without Russian uranium there will be a serious electricity crisis in USA, and they will have to shutdown their nuclear reactors to prevent a meltdown.

I Sha think there's a secret agreement btw them the public might not be aware of

1stGenAmerican:


Name one local auto manufacturer known outside of Russia. Russians are now producing cars with no seatbelts or airbags.
I’ll wait for you to name a few of these popular local manufacturers that no one outside of Russia knows exists.

u very funny bro, stop getting your news from western media, they are filled with propagandas bro, Russia has over 15 local manufacturing companies with LADA and UAZ being the most popular, Russia is vast and can be self sufficient, they have proven they can survive without Europe upon the enormous crippling sanctions they are facing,, but Europeans cannot survive without Russian oil and gas... There are heavy protest currently ongoing on major European countries and yet hv been waiting for BBC and aljezeera to show it but yet they didn't, all they do is spread propaganda against any country that stands against them

Western media says north Koreans are hungry and dying on the streets lolz, yet north Koreans tested over 10 ICBMs just within this few month, each nuke cost billions of dollars bro, so do the maths yourself

Jaycee07:


It certainly will. Mercedes Benz in Russia hired mostly
Russians, paid taxes to Russian government and provided streams of both direct and indirect logistical supply chain that created Revenues to Russian Government. So yes it definitely will affect them . $ 2 billion investment pulling out of a country with $ 1400 billion is a whole lot.And let’s be clear, by the time you add all the ancillary supply chain businesses to it, it goes up way more than that. No country in the world thrives in isolation.

bro it doesn't work that way, or do you think it's Nigeria, u can't just pull out investment and sack all workers just like that, u can only sell your shares but the company and economy continues running,
example is ShopRite Nigeria, they left 9ja long ago but all ShopRite outlet in Nigeria are still functioning and workers fully intact..
Secondly Russian sale from oil and gas alone is very huge despite all sanctions placed against her.
And thirdly how is possible to isolate a country that spawn all the way from Asia to Europe, a country with scares natural resources,, up till today, USA still buy uranium from Russia for their nuclear reactors, and yet they claim Russia is isolated

Russia is so big and advanced, Benz leaving Russia will not affect Russia's economy one bit, and they have so many local manufacturers already, na Benz go lose las las lolz