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CultureIjebu Man Can't Be Cheated - Oni Of Ife by Freegift75(op): 12:48pm On Jun 14, 2016
YOU CAN'T BEAT AN IJEBU MAN

During the recent Oni of ife, Oba Adeyeye's trip to US, he observed that 70% of the population of the people
Who welcomed him were Ijebu people. He was very thrilled and challenged.

In an amusing manner, he made reference to a joke made by the Awujale of Ijebuland that an Ijebu Man can't be cheated. He said:

An Ijebu engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Ijebu man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Ijebu man: "Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me 20k" and he pays!

The fuming lawyer then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Ijebu man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k"
Ijebu man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me 20k"

Don't you know that an Ijebu Man can not be cheated
Politics. by Freegift75(op):
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HealthPHOTO: Separated Conjoined Twins 29yrs Ago Celebrate Their Doctor by Freegift75(op): 8:54am On Jun 05, 2016
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/the-story-of-the-surgery-that-made-ben-carson-famous--and-its-complicated-aftermath/2015/11/13/15b5f900-88c1-11e5-be39-0034bb576eee_story.html


More than any other moment in a dazzling career,
the separation of the Binder twins launched the
stardom of Ben Carson. The then-35-year-old doctor
walked out of the operating room that day and
stepped into a spotlight that has never dimmed, from
the post-surgery news conference covered
worldwide, through his subsequent achievements in
his medical career, to publishing deals and a
lucrative career as a motivational speaker — all
paving the way to his current moment as a leading
candidate for the Republican presidential
nomination.

In January 1987, Theresia Binder was eight months
pregnant and suicidal. “I wanted to kill them and myself as well,” she said, according to Carson’s best-selling book “Gifted Hands.” She had just learned that her babies were stuck together and felt as if “a sick, ugly monster” was writhing inside of her.

“I saw the babies [and] noticed only a huge head
with two faces,” she told Bunte. “I thought: ‘My
God, what will they look like, how will they live?’ ”
She debated swallowing pills. She considered
opening up the window of a tall building and
jumping out. Instead, on Feb. 2, 1987, she gave birth
to her boys. They weighed a combined 8 pounds and
14 ounces. They shared a head, but Theresia’s fear
was replaced with a new emotion.

“After studying the available information, I
tentatively agreed to do the surgery knowing it
would be the riskiest and most demanding thing I
had ever done,” Carson wrote. “But I also knew it
would give the boys a chance — their only chance
— to live normally.”

The Binder twins were lucky in that they had two
brains. It meant that the surgery was at least feasible.
“From the time we started discussing it, we all tried
to keep in mind that we wouldn’t proceed with
surgery unless we believed we had a good chance of
separating the boys without damaging the
neurological function of either baby,” Carson wrote
in “Gifted Hands.”

On Labor Day 1987, the 7-month-old twins — who,
according to Newsweek had been “giggling and
kicking since entering Hopkins on September 2” —
went in for surgery. For four hours, heart surgeons
inserted “hair-thin” tubes into their veins and
connected them to heart-lung machines that would
keep them alive through surgery. Plastic surgeons
sliced into their scalp, removing the bone tissue that
connected them. The cardiologists then cut open
their chests and removed small amounts of tissue
from their heart to use later to construct new veins.

Doctors dropped the babies’ body temperature down
to 68 degrees, stopping their hearts and allowing
surgeons to operate without blood flow — the first
time anyone had tried such a strategy for this type of
surgery. A big clock on the wall counted down from
an hour: Every minute without a heartbeat beyond
the 60-minute mark threatened to cause irreparable
damage to the boys.

“When the hour is up, just turn the pumps back on,”
Carson told his team, according to his book. “If they
bleed to death then they’ll have bled to death, but
we’ll know we did the best we could.”

After Long gave him back his scalpel at the pivotal
moment, Carson severed the primary thin blue vein
that connected the twins. The doctors rapidly set
about creating new veins from the heart tissue they
had removed earlier. One twin was finished in 57
minutes, the other in 63.

“It got pretty intense in there,” said Bruce Reitz,
director of cardiac surgery, according to a
Washington Post article from the time. “We tried not
to look at the clock.”

Separated for the first time in their lives, Benjamin
and Patrick were placed in medically induced
comas. The magnitude of this precarious success was
lost on no one; a massive media scrum awaited the
doctors as they emerged from the operation.

“The success in this operation is not just in
separating the twins,” said Mark Rogers, the director
of the department of anesthesiology, at the news
conference. “Success is producing two normal
children.”

PoliticsRemain On Strike If You Like, I Can't Sell Myself To Pay Salaries, Fayose Fires by Freegift75(op): 7:28pm On May 26, 2016
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/204132-remain-strike-like-i-cant-sell-pay-salaries-fayose-tells-striking-workers.html

Workers in Ekiti State on Thursday began an
indefinite strike over government’s inability to pay
five months salary arrears and for failing to refund
deductions made from their December 2015 salaries.
The strike brought the state capital to a halt as
government offices and public schools remained shut.

But the state governor said for as long there was no
money to pay salaries, he would have to wait for the
workers to return.

The state councils of the Nigeria Labour Congress
(NLC), Trade Union Congress (TUC) and Joint
Negotiation Council (JNC) had on Tuesday last week
issued a 48-hour ultimatum to the government to pay the December deductions amounting to N512million or face industrial action.

But the strike was overtaken by the national strike
called by the NLC which was called off on Monday.
Thursday’s strike followed the expiration of a fresh
24-hour ultimatum on Wednesday, after the
government’s failure to accede to the workers’
demands.

Other demands of the workers include the release of
the staff audit and verification conducted in April
2015; disclosure of the monthly internally generated
revenue; payment of arrears of salaries, pension and
gratuities; payment of September 2014 salary to
primary school teachers; and payment of 2014 and
2015 leave bonuses.

The workers are also asking the government to
implement the promotion for 2013, 2014, 2015;
approval of inter-cadre transfer; remission of 10
percent IGR to local government and stoppage of
Joint Allocation Committee account; resuscitation of
LG staff pension fund and release of running grants to secondary schools and local governments.

“Your Excellency Sir, we have remained calm since
these days hoping that respite will soon come our
ways, but hope is becoming a mirage. Besides, there
is a limit to endurance,” said the labour leaders, in a
letter addressed to the state governor, Ayo Fayose.
The governor, while responding to the strike, said the
state only got N751million allocation from the
federation account.

“I know workers have not been coming to work, but I
don’t have the moral right to stop them . But I can
only deploy what I receive from the federation
account,” Mr. Fayose said.

“If workers want to go on strike, I sympathize with
them but we will be here waiting till when they come
back. I can’t sell myself to pay workers. Even the
government house where I live does not have diesel
to power generator at times.

“I want the workers and members of the public to
show understanding. This is not about Ekiti, it is an
issue that affects all of us.”
PoliticsBIAFRA POUND Now Legal, Exchanges For N368 by Freegift75(op): 5:09pm On May 25, 2016
https://www./biafran-pound-legal-tender-west-africa-the-unknown-nigeria

This was at Ilacondji, at the very frontiers of Benin-Togo. The vendor, a Togolese employee of the Fan
Milk Company, a Nigerian international dairy firm, could speak some pidgin English and good French. He was obviously a well-travelled West African, who had probably worked in Nigeria and lived in Ghana. I needed to find out more about his Biafran Pound.

“Mon ami”, I politely called him, “avez-vous dit que vous acceptez Livre du Biafra”? (Did you say you accept Biafran currency here?)

“Oui”, he quipped, adding, “i lest legal ici au Togo et d’autres pays Francophones. Elle est belle et precieuse. Il est notre monnaie preferee” (It is a legal tender here in Togo and some other French-speaking countries in West Africa. It is beautiful. It is our favourite currency).

I probed further: “S’il vous plait, pius je le voir?
Quelle est la valeur a Naira? (Please, let me see
it. What’s its value compared to Naira?)

The response dazed me: “It is currently N368 Naira
to a Biafran Pound!!!” This was the most explosive part. N368 Naira to an illegal currency of a non-existent state? Who could be behind this mint and which Central Bank is regulating and standardizing it to the extent of giving it such a global value?

I took a snapshot of the money and handed it over to the Fanmilk vendor. I bought two products from him in Naira and looked around me to find out that a startled crowd was looking at me, JJC, who was just finding out for the first time that Biafran Pound was a major means of exchange in the Francophone frontiers in West Africa. The persons crossing the border like me were just wondering what drama I was putting up and soon took their eyes away from my spectacle the moment I bought my Yoghurt and
allowed the poor vendor to be.

For me, it was a moment of rare discovery. I was lost in thought, perturbed, worried at the deeper implications of the seemingly interesting finding I just made.

Who is behind the Biafran Pound?
Which Central Bank is printing and regulating it?
Why is it a legal tender outside Nigeria?
Why are Francophone countries, our so-called good neighbours and co-members of ECOWAS the ones recognizing and accepting it as a means of transaction?
How come it has so much value, even higher than the British Pound and other western currencies?
Who and what is Biafra in the present-day Nigeria?

The journey to Aflao was characterised by mind puzzles. Could France, Nigeria’s biggest threat in West Africa be behind this pantomime?
Could the Togolese government and its counterparts in Ivory Coast and other Francophone countries be boldly supporting the re-emergence of Biafra in order to break Nigeria?
Are these governments doing the bidding of France, their master or is it their own hideous agenda to reduce the power and influence of the giant around them? If not, why are these governments allowing the Biafran Pound, a symbol of decapitated and emasculated Nigeria, to be a legal tender in their territories? If the governments are not aware, the
citizens and other persons using the coastal trade routes in West Africa would not accept and spend the Pound.

Is the Nigerian government even aware of this development?

If not, what then are our embassies and Ambassadors in these countries doing? Do they have any business in those countries if they could not detect and report
home such delicate developments that can affect the very foundations of the Nigerian State? Is President Buhari even aware of all this nonsense going on around his sovereign state?

My discovery at Aflao was more worrisome. Ghana, a supposedly most trusted fellow Anglophone country also recognizes and accepts the use of the Biafran Pound as a means of exchange! However, most Ghanaians and Nigerians of Igbo origin, I learnt, use the currency discretely. They are not as brazen about it as the Togolese, Beninoise and Ivorians.

But the Biafran Pound is the most popular currency in Ghana. My take on the Ghana episode is that the “friendly” government of that country cannot claim it does not have any security report about a Biafran Pound-business that is said to be as old in Ghana (Aflao in particular) as immediately after the Civil War.

On return to Nigeria, I approached some senior Igbo colleagues in the academia, narrating my encounters and expressed my worries.

Concerned but not new to them, they explained that it had been an old development, which has however gained momentum in more recent times. I was made to realize that the Igbos have not yet given up on “Biafra” and that there are grand plans to “regain” their independence. I gathered that the Pound had been a collectors’ item, which, ipso facto, would give it a lot of value, but explained that the tenability of the currency along the West African coastline is the
machination of some powerful and unrepentant “Biafran leaders”, whose international goodwill and connections have pervaded West Africa and beyond.

But, the situation is an embarrassment to Nigeria, its government and people. It is more worrisome than Boko Haram because the popularity and value of the Biafran money simply means that a break-up is already established and recognized, or is “at best”,
imminent. So, while the West African leaders smile to Abuja, praising and hailing Nigeria as a giant and dependable neighbour, they go behind and mock the country, gleefully sipping wine as they manipulate its disintegration and watch the ignorant and idiotic giant cracking and bound for a collapse.

President Buhari is trusted to handle this matter with fiat. The embassies of Nigeria in Benin, Togo, Ghana, Ivory Coast and other places where the Biafran Pound is acceptable must be called to account for their negligence and dereliction of duty. The Foreign Ministry should be called to question and the Nigerian military/intelligence attaches in these countries must be fired immediately. The Federal Government must invite first, the ambassadors of these countries and later the leaders and sit them down in Abuja for a hard talk. The Igbo separatist leaders must be apprehended and an international network promoting the secessionist bid, through symbols, insignias and the Radio Biafra must be brought to the table for another round of hard talk. President Buhari must take advantage of the visit of the UN Secretary- General, Ban Ki-Moon to address the issue of UN recognition of belligerents, which has been a factor goring the Biafran secessionist bid and
indeed the acceptability of the currency of a non-existent state.


By
Dr. Sheriff Folarin . A Senior lecturer at
Covenant University Ota Ogun State.
PoliticsRe: WARNING: Exactly 27yrs Ago When NANS Lost 150 Students In Riot Against Ibb's SAP by Freegift75(op): 11:32pm On May 15, 2016
www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Structural_Adjustment/GlobalResist_StrucAdjust.html


ZARIA
May 1986
About twenty students and bystanders at
Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) in Zaria were
massacred by security forces after staging
peaceful protests over impending
introduction of SAPs.

BENIN
They at first embarked on a peaceful protest
round some Benin streets and later in the day,
they were granted audience by the state military
governor, Colonel Tunde Ogbeha, who, when
shown copies of the handbills, tried his best to
repudiate allegations contained in them. But the
next day, the protest turned violent, claiming no
fewer than six lives. Among the dead were a
policeman allegedly lynched by the rioters and a
15-year-old boy who was shot at close range by
riot policemen at the New Benin Market area.
After the dust settled on the hullabaloo, about 15
persons were placed on danger list at the
University of Benin Teaching Hospital.


LAGOS/IBADAN
So, by 4am on Wednesday, May 30, the UNILAG
students, as in the days of the locust, trooped out
of their Akoka campus, marching through Abule
Oja to Moore Road before connecting Yaba
College of Technology where they mobilised
fellow students in the country’s premier
technology institution. From YABATECH, the
assemblage of angry students broke into groups
and headed for various parts of Lagos to execute
a mass action and make the city ungovernable.

The platoons of rioters at their various beats in
Lagos went into primary and secondary schools
and conscripted pupils and students respectively,
to participate in the protest. Woe betides any
school head or teacher that tried to stop them.
This action sent panic into parents, who ran
helter-skelter in the streets, in search of their
children.

The rioters who had by now been joined by other
youths and street urchins otherwise known as
‘area boys’, barricaded major roads and made
bonfires which billowed into the sky in a joint,
thick haze of fume. This naturally paralysed all
commercial activities, as commercial motorists
also withdrew their services. Public workers,
artisans, traders and others had tales of woe to
tell as they trekked long distances amid fear of
possible attack.

The rioters who chanted various slogans and war
songs which included Babangida Must Go!, SAP
Must Go!, apart from making bonfires, also set
fire on official buildings and vehicles that
belonged to government or those not in solidarity
with the riot. To show solidarity, everyone in the
street had to hoist leaves or have them tacked to
their vehicle’s bonnet. The Lagos-Ibadan
expressway which linked Lagos, Nigeria’s
commercial nerve-centre with other parts of the
country was barricaded thus causing untold
hardship to travellers many who trekked long
distances. Others simply broke down.

Riot police though initially caught off-guard at the
effective mobilisation and execution of the riot,
later buckled up as they reinforced from their
various divisions and units, meeting the rioters
‘fire for fire’. At best, the rioters were armed with
sticks, clubs, knives, cutlasses and cudgels. In
isolated cases, some came out with dane guns.
But the police responded first by shooting
canisters of teargas but gravitated to the use of
guns with rubber bullets. But as the riot
intensified in severity, they began to shoot live
bullets at the protesters, resulting in many
casualties. When the dust cleared, no fewer than
10 civilians were killed while over 700 others
were seriously injured.

As Lagos was ‘burning’, a similar scenario was
taking place in Ibadan, Oyo State. Though the
poor economic condition in the country ascribed
to the SAP policy and the revelations in the
handbills also influenced the students of the
University of Ibadan (UI), it was learnt that a local
factor was a remote cause. On May 23, there was
a students’ parliamentary meeting which was
disrupted when a teargas canister was shot into
the gathering. The meeting ended abruptly as
everyone ran for dear life, to the anger of its
conveners. Before the disruption, the students
had gathered to discuss a case of one Mike Uyi,
said to have been a student in the faculty of
education for 10 years. The students said Uyi was
an agent of State Security Service (SSS) and called
for his expulsion.

The students said Uyi must have been the brain
behind the disruption of their meeting. The
alleged SSS agent was the national president of
Students Peace Movement of Nigeria and also, the
leader of another group known as Peace
Commando. The students marched to Uyi’s room
at Sultan Bello Hall, packed out his property and
set them ablaze. Hours after the incident, the
students’ affairs officer of the university wrote a
query to the students union, on the burning of
Uyi’s property.

Swiftly, the union replied the query, giving the
authorities a 72-hour ultimatum to expel Uyi or
face dire consequences. While the ding-dong
continued, on Sunday, May 28, the students met
with the state governor, Colonel Sasaenia
Oresanya, demanding among other things, the
expulsion of Uyi, the scrapping of SAP and that
government must subsidise education. The
students alleged that Uyi was actually a police
officer and that his real name was Harrison
Ugbile.

So, from the next day, the students declared
indefinite lecture boycott and as early as 6am
same day, the union leaders had mobilised them
for mass protest. But the protesters were repelled
by policemen who fired teargas canister.

However, some of the students detoured and
launched out through the Ibadan Polytechnic exit
and poured into the streets. They were joined by
thousands of others who included hoodlums and
butchers.

Though there was disputation on the Ibadan
casualty figure, it was widely reported that two
students of Loyola College, Ibadan, were killed.
One basic factor in the riots which also occurred
in many other parts of the country by students in
higher institutions was that the students’ main
umbrella body, the National Association of
Nigerian Students (NANS) had given a May 29
ultimatum to the Federal Government to scrap
the SAP. The expiry of the ultimatum snubbed by
the government apparently engendered a
nationwide mass upsurge of riots on the
campuses. Though this was without prejudice to
other local factors.

www.nationalmirroronline.net/new/anti-sap-students-riots-that-shook-ibb-government/
PoliticsWARNING: Exactly 27yrs Ago When NANS Lost 150 Students In Riot Against Ibb's SAP by Freegift75(op): 11:05pm On May 15, 2016
-------------------A WORD FOR THE WISE---------------------

It's exactly 27yrs ago, May 1989 when NANS declared total war against SAP programme of Gen Ibrahim Babangida. I was in Form 3 in Secondary School, MOLUSI COLLEGE (Only The Best) Ijebu Igbo, when Ogun State University Students on riot patrolled to our school and flushed all of us out to join the riot. We proceeded to Police Station at Atikori, Opposite then Afri Bank to face the Police. One thing I could remember vividly was that we eventually burnt the station but three students lost their lives while several injured.

This is another MAY EDITION of 2016 and NANS has declared total showdown as well. 27yrs Ago, over 150 students lost their lives nationwide.

Please Nigerian Students, if you as a result of Foolishness die today, Nigeria will move on. BE WISE - Shun RIOT


READ DETAIL REPORTS BELOW

www.refworld.org/docid/3ae6ad8d14.html
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Student demonstrations and unrest on campuses
around the country at the end of May 1989 resulted in the burning of some government vehicles and the
ransacking of government offices. [ "Student riots
against SAP", West Africa , London: West Africa
Publishing Company Ltd., 5-11 June 1989, p.937.]
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The May demonstrations across the country, known as the anti-SAP (Structural Adjustment Program) riots, included students, non-students, workers, the
unemployed and school children. [Report on Human
Rights in Nigeria, Lagos: Civil Liberties Organization,
1989, p.9.]
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An article [ "Student riots against SAP".] also reported that the students freed 600 prisoners and set the Benin prison on fire. The same article states that a
student was reportedly killed during demonstrations on 29 May 1989 at the University of Ibadan, Oyo State.
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Another incident at the University of Nigeria occurred when students reportedly demonstrated after one of their colleagues had allegedly been shot and wounded.

Several students were reported to have been
arrested following demonstrations at the various
universities.

The official statistics on the riots were released by the government and published in the 26 June-2 July 1989 issue of the weekly newsmagazine West Africa. This source states that 22 lives had been lost during the riots, although it does not specify if and how many of the victims were students involved in the student demonstrations. ["Official statistics on riots", West Africa , London: West Africa Publishing Company Ltd., 26 June-2 July 1989, p.1065.]
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However, according to Africa South of the Sahara 1990 , over 50 people had been killed in Lagos and 13 universities closed by the beginning of June 1989. [ Africa South of the Sahara 1990, Nineteenth Edition, London: Europa Publications Ltd., 1990, p.774.]
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The magazine West Africa (21-27 August 1989)
reports that thirty rioters have been charged in
connection with last May's disturbances, in a Benin
court. The October 1989 issue of the West Africa
periodical states that 26 students detained for allegedly taking part in the violent anti-SAP (Structural Adjustment Program) demonstrations have been released unconditionally. It is not known which students were among this group, as there were anti-SAP demonstrations in several other universities around the country. ["Student Riots Against SAP" West Africa, (London: West Africa Publishing Company Ltd., 5-11 June 1989), p.937.]
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Unveils N.5 Trillion Economic Palliative Package by Freegift75: 10:23pm On May 15, 2016
Time to silence the NLC mouth. Buhari - a surprise
maker. Always giving the wailers serious aching.
The numskull NLC should negotiate for minimum wage and not strike.

For intelligent readers, you will discuver that Buhari
has made provision for increament of minimum wage. He proposes N23k to N30K. Check out the article well.

Five hundred thousand unemployed
graduates, the presidential aide added,
will be paid between N23,000 to N30,000
per month. They will be trained and
deployed to work as volunteer teachers,
public health officers, and extension
service workers among other
responsibilities.
NLC should wake up
PoliticsRe: SUBSIDY REMOVAL: Buhari Rolls Out N.5 Trillion Palliative Package by Freegift75(op): 9:43pm On May 15, 2016
Time to silence the NLC mouth. Buhari - a surprise maker. Always giving the wailers serious aching.

The numskull NLC should negotiate for minimum wage and not strike.

For intelligent readers, you will discuver that Buhari has made provision for increament of minimum wage. He proposes N23k to N30K. Check out the article well.

Five hundred thousand unemployed
graduates, the presidential aide added,
will be paid between N23,000 to N30,000
per month. They will be trained and
deployed to work as volunteer teachers,
public health officers, and extension
service workers among other
responsibilities.
NLC should wake up
PoliticsSUBSIDY REMOVAL: Buhari Rolls Out N.5 Trillion Palliative Package by Freegift75(op): 9:34pm On May 15, 2016
www.saharareporters.com/2016/05/15/buhari-unveils-n5-trillion-economic-palliative-package-

The Federal Government has unveiled
a social investment package designed
to impact on the lives of over eight million
Nigerians. This was disclosed on Sunday
by Dr. Laolu Akande, Senior Special
Assistant (Media and Publicity) to the
President, during an interactive session
with journalists in Abuja. Akande
explained that some parts of this package
would become operational in the coming
weeks.

One of the highlights of the package, said
Akande, is the feeding of 5.5 million
school children, who are to be fed for 200
school days in the first phase of
homegrown school feeding programme
for which N93.1billion was budgeted.
Another element of the package is the
proposed provision of soft loans to over
1.76 million traders, market women, men,
artisans and those involved in agriculture.

The loans, he explained, will not require
to be conventionally collateralized. Some
traders, he said, may get about N60,000.
A total sum of N140.3billion has already
been appropriated for this in the budget.
Also, one hundred thousand artisans are
to be trained in a programme for which
N191.5 billion has been budgeted.

Also, one million desperately poor and
vulnerable Nigerians are to be paid
N60,000 stipend this year in a monthly
installment of N5000.

Five hundred thousand unemployed
graduates, the presidential aide added,
will be paid between N23,000 to N30,000
per month. They will be trained and
deployed to work as volunteer teachers,
public health officers, and extension
service workers among other
responsibilities.

Beneficiaries of the scheme will also be
given electronic devices to empower them
technologically both for their assignments
and beyond.

In tertiary institutions, 100,000 tertiary
students in Science Technology
Engineering & Mathematics (STEM) and
Education, Akande further disclosed, will
benefit from education grants for which
N5.8billion has been already provided for
in the budget. This payment, he added,
will be directly made to the students.

"When added together this year alone,
more than 8 million Nigerians would be
benefiting from the Social Investment
budget.

"Long before now, the Presidency has
made adequate arrangements in the
2016 budget to ensure that Nigerians are
lifted from poverty and hardship," said
Akande, who operates from the Vice
President's office.

He added that jobs would be created by
the launch of fresh infrastructural projects
and restoration of existing ones.

"The Buhari presidency is keen to ensure
that Nigerians are lifted and that if
necessary, on an ongoing basis, palliative
measures would always be considered to
address the conditions of the people," he
declared.

SAHARAREPORTERS, NEW YORK
Christianity EtcBishop Oyedepo Receives 700 Cars As Offering From Worshippers by Freegift75(op): 6:46pm On May 15, 2016
Bishop Oyedepo receives 700 cars as offering from
worshippers

By Bisola Adeniran
@dailypostngr

According to some sources, during Winners Chapel
Cross Over service on Tuesday January 1st in
Canaanland, Ota, Ogun state, worshipers of the church made donations of over 700 exotic cars to the church.

People who felt they had been richly blessed
came to the cross over service with different donations, most significant were the number of exotic brand new cars and SUVs that flooded Canaanland.

The people who donated them dropped the car keys and documents during offering. The church auctioned the cars at very cheap prices to its
members. Some cars were sold for at less than N300k.
BusinessDubai Banks Order Closure Of Nigerians' Accounts by Freegift75(op): 6:30pm On May 15, 2016
Lagos — A diplomatic row seems imminent between the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Nigeria, following a directive by the country's central bank prohibiting Nigerians who do not work there from operating accounts in any branch of their local or foreign banks.

Nigerian journalist, Fidelis Mbah, disclosed this on Thursday May 7, 2015 with a series of tweets on his twitter handle, even as observers believe the move is partly to check money laundering activities of Nigerian politicians, a situation they say, has become common.

According to Mbah, those affected by the new policy include Nigerian politicians, students and business operators in the UAE.

Already, he continued, UAE banks have sent out notices to some of those affected, informing them that their accounts in the country's commercial capital have been closed without further explanation.

Continuing, he said "some Nigerian politicians have been hiding under the pretext of paying children school fees to smuggle millions of dollars into the UAE."

To signpost the seriousness attached to the directive, all such Nigerians whose accounts were closed following the policy, have been issued cheques equivalent to the amount they have in their accounts.
http://allafrica.com/stories/201505100033.html
PoliticsRe: Fuel Price: NLC To Begin Strike Wednesday by Freegift75: 10:16pm On May 13, 2016
There is nothing like #occupyNigeria#. It is general Strike - said NLC. But this is just a mere gra-gra, no joke of the season.

Before that slated wednesday, there would have been penetration from all angles. Watchout, Strike will never hold - quote me
PoliticsBuhari Bows To IMF Pressure, To Devalue Naira 290 To Dollar by Freegift75(op): 8:50pm On May 13, 2016
www.saharareporters.com/2016/05/13/buhari-bows-imf-pressure-devalue-naira-290-dollar


After months of insisting that he had no
plans to devalue the naira, President
Muhammadu Buhari has caved to
pressure to change course;

SaharaReporters has learned from an
exclusive briefing by a few top aides of
the president.

A day after the Buhari administration
increased the price of the pump price of
fuel by 67%, from N86.5 to N145 a liter,
our sources disclosed that Mr. Buhari has
also agreed to demands by the
International Monetary Fund (IMF) that he
significantly devalues the Nigerian
currency. Our sources indicated that the
naira would be pegged at N290 to one
dollar. The current official rate is about
N200 to a dollar.

Our sources said Mr. Buhari and his
economic team took the decision to
accept the IMF’s terms for funds that the
Nigerian government wants to access to
bridge a critical shortfall in revenue
occasioned by a drastic decline in oil
revenues. An administration insider told
SaharaReporters that Nigeria could
receive as much as $3 billion in credit
facilities from the IMF.

“The truth is that Nigeria cannot operate
without sourcing credit from the IMF,” said
one of our sources, an economic adviser
to Mr. Buhari, who spoke on condition of
anonymity. “And the IMF was adamant
that we must devalue before they can
discuss extending credit to us,” he added.

Curiously, administration officials took the
decision to devalue the naira without the
input of the Governor of the Central Bank
of Nigeria (CBN), Godwin Emefiele,
another source revealed. An official of the
CBN confirmed to Saharareporters that
bank executives were kept in the dark
about the discussions that led to the
Buhari administration’s decision to
devalue the naira. “Some of us here [the
CBN] are not opposed to devaluation,
given our country’s present
circumstances,” the source said, adding
that it was the CBN’s function to pilot
Nigeria’s monetary policies.

One of our sources pointed to the fact that
the naira has been weakened in the
parallel market, where it now sells at
N360 per dollar. “The government cannot
continue to operate under the illusion that
the naira is stronger than it is. The only
problem is that we did not start early
enough to admit to Nigerians how bad the
financial outlook was,” the source added.

The Nigerian economy has been
pummeled by falling oil earnings that
have led to a near collapse of the
economy. The IMF had long indicated its
readiness to support Nigeria’s economy
with credit liquidity but insisted on Nigeria
devaluing its currency. President Buhari
had insisted on numerous occasions,
before and after his election, that he
would never devalue the naira.

It is unclear how Mr. Buhari and members
of his economic team plan to justify the
about-turn on devaluation and other
policy somersaults. After initially vowing
to reduce the price of fuel, the
government yesterday announced a
significant hike in fuel price. The
administration also set to announce a
10% increase in value-added tax (VAT),
another indication that the Buhari
government was embracing the kind of
liberalization pushed by the IMF.

To compound dwindling oil prices,
militants in the oil-rich Niger Delta region
have crippled oil exports substantially
after bombing oil pipelines and issuing
threats to oil companies to leave the
region.

Last week, several oil companies
evacuated essential staff from the region’s
offshore platform leading to a reduction in
daily oil outputs from 2.2 million barrels a
day to 1.3 million barrels a day.
SAHARAREPORTERS, NEW YORK
PoliticsSUBSIDY REMOVAL: FG Breaks Silence - Releases Official Statement by Freegift75(op): 7:01pm On May 13, 2016
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/203381-presidency-breaks-silence-explains-hike-fuel-price.html

Read his full explanation below.

THE FUEL PRICING DEBATE: OUR STORY

Fellow Citizens:

I have read th


I have read the various observations about the fuel
pricing regime and the attendant issues generated. All
certainly have strong points.

The most important issue of course is how to shield
the poor from the worst effects of the policy. I will
hopefully address that in another note.
Permit me an explanation of the policy. First, the real
issue is not a removal of subsidy. At $40 a barrel there isn’t much of a subsidy to remove.

In any event, the President is probably one of the
most convinced pro-subsidy advocates.
What happened is as follows: our local consumption
of fuel is almost entirely imported. The NNPC
exchanges crude from its joint venture share to
provide about 50% of local fuel consumption. The
remaining 50% is imported by major and
independent marketers.

These marketers up until three months ago sourced
their foreign exchange from the Central Bank of
Nigeria at the official rate. However, since late last
year, independent marketers have brought in little or
no fuel because they have been unable to get foreign
exchange from the CBN. The CBN simply did not
have enough. (In April, oil earnings dipped to $550
million. The amount required for fuel importation
alone is about $225million!) .

Meanwhile, NNPC tried to cover the 50% shortfall by
dedicating more export crude for domestic
consumption. Besides the short term depletion of the
Federation Account, which is where the FG and States
are paid from, and further cash-call debts pilling up,
NNPC also lacked the capacity to distribute 100% of
local consumption around the country. Previously,
they were responsible for only about 50%. (Partly the
reason for the lingering scarcity).

We realised that we were left with only one option.
This was to allow independent marketers and any
Nigerian entity to source their own foreign exchange
and import fuel. We expect that foreign exchange will
be sourced at an average of about N285 to the dollar,
(current interbank rate). They would then be restricted
to selling at a price between N135 and N145 per litre.
We expect that with competition, more private
refineries, and NNPC refineries working at full
capacity, prices will drop considerably. Our target is
that by Q4 2018 we should be producing 70% of our
fuel needs locally. At the moment even if all the
refineries are working optimally they will produce
just about 40% of our domestic fuel needs.

You will notice that I have not mentioned other
details of the PPRA cost template. I wanted to focus
on the cost component largely responsible for the
substantial rise, namely foreign exchange. This is
therefore not a subsidy removal issue but a foreign
exchange problem, in the face of dwindling earnings.

Thank you all.

VICE PRESIDENT YEMI OSINBAJO, SAN
May 13, 2016

PoliticsRe: I Never Heard The Word "Padding" Until This Year - Buhari by Freegift75: 6:42pm On May 13, 2016
Donpizzle:
How u wan take hear the word? U get certificate?
Olodo lyk you.
Thank you I be OLODO, shame on you wey be graduate. Illiterate be your remote control. Na Mario song I go sing for u. Tirin taran tirin
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Ministers And Their Phone Numbers As Released By Sahara Reporters by Freegift75(op): 6:28pm On May 13, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Ministers And Their Phone Numbers As Released By Sahara Reporters by Freegift75(op): 6:25pm On May 13, 2016
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PoliticsNigerian Ministers And Their Phone Numbers As Released By Sahara Reporters by Freegift75(op): 6:23pm On May 13, 2016
SaharaReporters on Friday published the phone numbers of 15 of Nigeria’s Federal Ministers on Facebook and Twitter as part of its efforts to enhance governmental transparency and accountability in the country.

By arming Nigerians with those contact numbers, SaharaReporters hopes to foster greater interaction and communication between voters and their government.

In April, SaharaReporters published the direct lines of members of Nigeria's National Assembly and of all the State governors.

SaharaReporters will release the second batch of Minister's phone numbers in the coming days.

Below are the members of the first batch of Federal Ministers:
http://saharareporters.com/2016/05/13/exclusive-saharareporters-releases-first-batch-ministers-phone-numbers

Satellite TV TechnologyRe: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by Freegift75: 6:43am On May 13, 2016
Pls how can I get Sport24 on srt4999HD. Pls help your brother
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Freegift75: 6:28am On May 13, 2016
Pls I get Multi TV- SRT4999HD decoder but I get FOX SPORT 1 & 2, REAL MADRID but all are scramble. Even most channels received are scramble.

Can someone help me out?

The decoder has no where to change any KEY. Pls kindly help out
PoliticsRe: TUC Reacts To New Fuel Price by Freegift75: 2:39pm On May 12, 2016
Shameless TUC.
PoliticsThe Lying President - Enough Of The Mockery by Freegift75(op): 2:03pm On May 12, 2016
BUHARI MOCKING NIGERIANS

On May 6, when President mohammad signed 2016 budget, he assured Nigerians that living in the State House hasn’t alienated him from the realities of everyday life in the country. He promised Nigerians on the economic policies that will alleviate hardship in Nigeria. He concluded by saying

"I Hear your Cries & I feel your PAINS - said Buhari

Just five days later, Buhari betrayed Nigerians by swallowing his faeces, removing subsidy which is against his promise of alleviating hardship.

Now our eyes are opened, Buhari should stop telling us he is feeling the
pains we are feeling. It's mockery!

When was the last time he
queued to buy fuel?
when was the last time he
board cab or okada?
when was the last time he payed NEPA bill?
When was the last time he
bought tomatoes?
When was the last time he experienced blackout?

It's an affront to tell us he feels
our pains while an average Nigerian lives below $2 a
day.

What is he saying?? Mocking Nigerians?

He should stop deceiving us.........
THE LYING PRESIDENT
PoliticsRe: Fuel Price Hike: Confusion, As NLC And TUC Disagree On The Way Forward by Freegift75: 11:08am On May 12, 2016
After ghana must go bag delivered, confusion surfaced
Politics'God Answers Prayers Faster In Ogun State' - Governor Amosun by Freegift75(op): 6:42am On May 12, 2016
Ibikunle Amosun, governor of Ogun state, says of the 36 states in the country, Ogun is the place where
prayers are quickly answered.

Speaking on Wednesday at investors forum in Abeokuta, Amosun said the development was responsible for the abundance of religious bodies in the state.

When people call me to say Ogun state is outperforming national indices, they don’t know the reason,” he said.

The reason is that this is the religious capital of Africa, not anywhere so prayers are answered faster in Ogun than any other state.

We are happy that many religious bodies are using our state. They have adopted Ogun because they know God answers prayers better than any other state.”
https://www.thecable.ng/amosun-prayers-answered-faster-ogun-state

PoliticsSUBSIDY REMOVAL: NLC Talks Tough, Says We Will Resist by Freegift75(op): 9:36pm On May 11, 2016
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/203264-nlc-talks-tough-says-shall-resist-increase.html



The Nigerian Labour Congress on
Wednesday said it would resist the
federal government’s scrapping of fuel
subsidy and increase of petrol price to
about N145 per litre.

“The unilateral increase in prices of
petroleum products today by
government represents the height of
insensitivity and impunity and shall be
resisted by the Nigeria Labour
Congress and its civil society allies,”
the congress said, through a statement
by its General Secretary, Peter Ozo-Eson.

The statement added, “With the
imposition on the citizenry of criminal
and unjustifiable electricity tariff and
resultant darkness and other economic
challenges brought on by the
devaluation of the Naira and spiraling
inflation, the least one had expected at
this point in time was another policy
measure that would further make life
more miserable for the ordinary
Nigerian

“The latest increase is the most
audacious and cruel in the history of
product price increase as It represents
not only about 80 per cent increase but
it is tied to the black market exchange
rate.

“Further more, the process through
which government arrived at this is
both illogical and illegal as the board
of the PPPRA is not duly constituted.
In our previous statements and
communiques, we had stressed the
need for reconstituting the boards of
NNPC and PPPRA and wean both away
from the overbearing influence of the
Minister of State for Petroleum
Resources who has assumed the role of
a Sole Administrator.

“The allusion to the fact that the this increase was
arrived at after due consultation with stake holders is
not only ridiculous and fallacious, it goes to show
that the brief meeting held today during which
government was advised shelve the idea until at least
it meets with the appropriate organs of the Congress
was in bad faith.

“Accordingly, we urge the government to revert the
prices to what they were. We would want to put
everybody on notice that we shall resist this criminal
increase with every means legitimate.

“Already an emergency NEC meeting has been
scheduled for Friday, May 13, 2016 to decide on the
next line of action. Meanwhile, our affiliates, state
councils and civil society allies are requested to
commence mobilization immediately.”
PoliticsLIBERATION: SUBSIDY REMOVAL- Facts You Need To Know by Freegift75(op): 7:51pm On May 11, 2016
www.africanoutlookonline.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3602%3Aremoval-of-fuel-subsidy-in-nigeria-what-you-need-to-know&Itemid=645


SUBSIDY REMOVAL - A Liberation

We have been praying and asking that Nigeria economy be restructured away from waste and corruption; Nigeria’s last chance to stay together and achieve her goals was snatched by President Muhammad Buhari, with one stroke by Subsidy removal, and some clamour to go on Strike!

Well, You know more than I do that CHANGE cannot be painless. Pain with hope is better than pain without hope. Joining the global economy and
cashless society will boost merit over mediocrity.
The pain arises from long dependence on a system
of economy that is unsustainable in the new time.
So let us face it now. Let us properly differentiate
society by restricting movement to those who really
should move while others can stay to till the land!

MORE iMPORTANTLY NEEDED NOW

What we need is more education on what is happening! The fuel subsidy is one way that our
military leaders used to keep us down thereby
distorting our economy and making us unable to
key into the emergent global economy. A section of
the country abhors competition and merit and so
they sustained it thereby depressing Naira value
and making Nigerians only 419 pariahs in global
trade.

But to be relevant in the global economy you
must be competitive. Subsidy is a facade a
smokescreen for inefficiency and corruption by the
unenlightened who want to rule over the educated!
It gives them the room to bunker fuel and refine in
foreign countries giving away Nigerian jobs and
selling currency at the black market to rule Nigeria
while poverty and unemployment reign.

We cannot continue to pick crumbs in a table richly laid for us by God! We must learn not to depend on such bait of Boko Haram or we would be subsidizing our slow demise in the hands of an un-Godly set of people.

SUBSIDY REMOVAL, A Blessing

Subsidy withdrawal is a far-reaching restructuring
strategy. It tackles existence of distortions in the Nigerian Economy. You may subsidize agriculture but not fuel because it has far-reaching negative effect on stratification of society, which is vital for spiritual harmony aside from creating soft money for the smart and privileged people, this time the retired Generals, who could buy up the privatized institutions.

The result is that subsidy money goes into unproductive side of the economy encouraging the production of pure water billionaires like those rated from Nigeria by Forbes.

EFFECT OF SUBSIDY

What subsidy does to Nigeria is to create an imbalance in the economy allowing everyone to go into bunkering, raising private armies, jetty ownership, private jets and every other endeavor antecedent to it. They build private refineries in foreign countries employing as much as 20000 foreigners while our own refineries remain less
competitive going by the subsidy we pay outsiders. It
explains why Nigerians have developed the economies of neighboring African countries where electricity is more stable because it helps to sustain their refineries so they could smuggle in the products or sell to us at high prices thereby requiring higher and higher subsidies.

WORDS FROM THE TOP

“Mr. President urged Nigerians to appreciate the
difficulties this nation is going through,
particularly in the economy. As FEC, “we are not
here to punish Nigerians, we are from the people,
we know the discomfort that is going on right now,
we totally empathize with Nigerians and we want
to reassure the people that the measures that have
been taken is for the greater good of the people of
Nigeria and citizens”. Nigerians should also watch
in the next couple of weeks how government is
going to move quickly to implement the various
activities from the subsidy reinvestment and
empowerment program.
PoliticsUK Banks Fuel Corruption In Nigeria - New Report Reveals by Freegift75(op): 7:17pm On May 11, 2016
www.nidosweden.org/uk-banks-encourage-corruption-in-nigeria-new-report-reveals


UK BANKS ENCOURAGE CORRUPTION IN NIGERIA, NEW REPORT REVEALS

A NEW report by an international watchdog, Global
Witness, has accused banks in the United Kingdom of encouraging corruption in Nigeria and some
other countries.

The report listed the banks as Barclays, NatWest, UBS, and HSBC. It said this had raised questions about their commitment to tackling financial crime.
The watchdog said the banks had been helping politicians to keep funds stolen from their countries.

This was in spite of their indictment in the laundering of funds stolen from Nigeria by former dictator, Gen. Sani Abacha, in the 1990s. It also outlined how both former governors and their suspected accomplices moved money from Nigeria to these banks.

The report demanded an end to the acceptance of ‘dirty money’ by UK banks.

“Without access to the international financial system, it would be much harder for corrupt politicians from
the developing world to loot their national treasuries or accept bribes. By taking money from such customers, British banks are fuelling corruption, entrenching poverty and undermining international development assistance.

“Global Witness has found that Barclays, HSBC, RBS, NatWest and UBS held accounts for two former
Nigerian state governors, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha of Bayelsa State and Joshua Dariye of Plateau State.

These men funnelled dirty money into the UK, spending their ill- gotten gains on sustaining a luxury
lifestyle, in stark contrast to the poverty of ordinary Nigerians.

“The Nigerian government took the governors to court in London to recover their illicit assets. The
cases were successful and British judges ordered their UK assets to be returned.”

The report said the banks were supposed to have tightened up their procedures since the Abacha
saga, adding that its investigation revealed that they had not done enough.

It urged the UK regulator, the Financial Services Authority, to “do much more to prevent banks from
facilitating corruption. As yet no British bank has been publically fined, or even named, by the regulator for taking corrupt funds, whether willingly or through negligence.”

It said this was in ‘stark contrast’ to the United States where banks had been fined hundreds of millions of
dollars for handling dirty money.

“The FSA is due to be abolished next year. Whichever organisation takes over regulating the banking sector must take corruption seriously.

“Banks that accept corrupt funds should be named, and if it is found that they acted negligently, heavily
fined. Banks also needed to be provided with more information about how to spot corrupt money,”
the report said.

Global Witness noted that the UK had centered its aid to poor countries on budget cuts while its banks were sustaining practices that were inimical to development assistance.

Source: Codewit World News
PoliticsFani-kayode To Spend 14 Days A Renewable Order In EFCC Custody by Freegift75(op): 1:00pm On May 11, 2016
www.ogtv.com.ng/efcc-gets-order-to-hold-fani-kayode-for-14-days/

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has obtained a remand order to keep a former Minister of Aviation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, in custody for the next two weeks.

The remand order is, however, renewable after 14 days depending on the outcome of investigations.

Fani-Kayode is being investigated by the EFCC for allegedly receiving N840m when he was the Director
of Publicity for the Goodluck Jonathan Campaign Organisation in 2015.

The money, which Fani-Kayode confessed to receiving, was said to have emanated from the account of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

The commission had recently frozen the ex-minister’s Zenith Bank account with number 1004735721 domiciled at Maitama, Abuja. Fani-Kayode had told our correspondent that the PDP leadership gave him the impression that the money was sourced
from private individuals.

He said, “I served as the director of publicity of the Jonathan campaign organisation and I was told to set up an account for the directorate, which I did. I never received money from the CBN but like all the other directors, we received money from the
director of finance.”

However, a detective told our correspondent that the EFCC was working on the assumption that the ex-minister might have received more than N840m.

The source said, “Besides the N840m that Fani-Kayode admitted to receiving, we believe he got more. Thanks to BVN (Bank Verification Number), we can trace all other accounts that he has. We will trace the transaction history and see how much he truly received and how much was from the public funds.

“There are other petitions against the former minister and he will be grilled. In the coming days, we will reveal the outcome of investigations.”

When asked if the investigation of the former minister was a witch-hunt as alleged, the detective said such excuses were not tenable in court.

https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Fani-Kayode-in-Court-270x336.jpg
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Freegift75: 10:04am On May 11, 2016
Pls for the fact that I get almost 90% signal, most of the channels don't show and some even show scramble channels.

Pls what could cause it? I beg
PoliticsRe: FG Offers Amnesty To Bokoharam But Death Penalty To Kidnappers: Why? by Freegift75(op): 10:36pm On May 10, 2016
I just researched to discover that the penalty for RAPE is life imprisonment. Why is terrorist be pardoned?

The 800 bokoharam members they had committed series of gruesome murders, why amnesty?

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