Hahhahaahhaa that guy that said na rapture funny dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Liposure:
I prefer azz.my luv 4 giant azzes is 2nd 2 none

i second u bro..

Him dey show off so that soore go dey hate and vex...Rip Nigeria

NwekeUG:
IgbereTV reports that Omoyele Sowore the #RevolutionNow convener appeared in Abuja Federal High Court today, December 23, since his re-arrest by the DSS. After his re-arrest, Sowore's lawyer, Mr Marshal Abubakar filled an ex parte application in the court against the continued detention of Sowore.

Abubakar had in the suit marked FHC/ABJ/CS/407/2019, urged the court to order the DSS boss and the AGF to produce Sowore in court “for an unconditional release” from custody based on the order for his release made by Justice Ijeoma Ojukwu on November 6, 2019.

But ruling on the application moved by Abubakar, Justice Ekwo said he needed to hear from the two defendants before taking a decision on the request for the “unconditional release” of Sowore.

Following that the Federal High Court in Abuja then ordered the Director-General of the Department of State Services, Yusuf Bichi, and the Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, to explain why the Omoyele Sowore, was still being detained despite the bail granted by the court.

He adjourned till December 23 to enable the two defendants to the suit filed on behalf of Sowore on December 10, 2019 to appear through their lawyers to state their own sides of the story.

Recall that Sowore was re-arrested violently by the operatives of the DSS at the Federal High Court in Abuja on December 6, barely 24 hours of being released from custody that lasted over four months.

The DSS and the AGF had charged Sowore and his co-defendant, Olawale Bakare, on charges of treasonable felony, before Justice Ojukwu.


http://igberetvnews.com/1207161/sowore-appears-court-today-photos/

mompha out while sowore is still detained...May Thunder fire any idiot who prayes for Nigeria....

SteveOfu:
My friend needs help with this problem that has been bothering my friend for years now, she grew up with no direction or guardian and it made her to start having sex at the early age because she was doing it in order to put food on the table, her father died earlier and she as the first child had to sacrifice her self to make sure that her siblings didn't suffer much including her mother. The mum was not doing something tangible back then, before the age of 18 she have already done countless abortions... which makes her to be scared of getting married now because what if she can't bear a child now, right now she's in a serious relationship and the guy intends to Marry her, my questions are
1. Should she tell him about the abortions history before getting marriage? she doen't want to drag an innocent person into the Shit she got herself in, she don't want the man to be childless because of her or
2. Should she remain unmarried? So sorry for the long post. No insult please. Her way of life is transformed since she found Jesus and she has begged God for forgiveness and she has also forgiven myself.

why did u start early to fuckkkkk naaaaaaaaa

The rate which slay queens will avoid this thread eeeeeeee

lalasticlala:
Curvy Nollywood actress, Daniella Okeke has ended the year 2019 with the acquisition of new property.

Daniella Okeke who already has other beautiful mansions just acquired another one.

Sharing photos of her new house via her Instagram Story, the actress said:

"It wasn't a bad year after all, Thank you God for another one."

Daniella Okeke wasn't really a known face in the movie industry until the Apostle Johnson Suleman - Stephanie Otobo alleged sex scandal broke out. Ms Okeke's name came up and people started asking "who is this Daniella Okeke?"

Prior to the scandal, few who knew about the actress had questioned the source of her luxurious lifestyle - mansions, flashy cars, trips abroad and all that because she is not even a C-list actress not to talk of being an A-lister. When the scandal broke out, they seemed not surprised.

The beautiful Daniella Okeke didn't send anybody. She was able to recover from the scandal that was linked to her. She denied everything.

Now she has added another house to her other houses after working hard through out the year and is grateful to God for making it happen. Daniella is into business apart from acting.

What a good way to end the year!

see people ashewo dey pay wella

NaijaRoyalty:
Nigeria is an animal kingdom

Human life mean nothing over there .

do u mean Kanu is right when he said Nigeria is a zoo??

ghettokid1:
Both Aj & ruiz have descended on the desert of Saudi Arabia for the rematch.
.
RUIZ SAID:
"I'm confident about the rematch, but i don't underestimate any fighter. I know Aj is going to come stronger and more focused but inside the gym. Like Mike Tyson says,
'Everyone has a plan until they get hit'.

I'm sure everybody was trying to look for an excuse and reasons why he did'nt perform and why he lost. I think it was down to style. Styles make fights and i have been calling Aj out for a while. I knew his style was perfect for me and that's why i plan to do same thing".

JOSHUA SAID:
It's about how u come back. I have different challenge in my head. When you have walked the road once, you can do it again. I'm looking at myself in the mirror and saying; 'i know am better than that loosing(last time round)'. Andy is still the same person. He will come game and i've got to change some of my bits and bobs.
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VENUE: Diriyah, Saudi Arabia.

TV STATION: no Nigeria tv station will air it.

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hahahahahahahah No nigeria stattion go air am Lmo

Anny505:
She told me am too good for her, that she doesn't deserve me.

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaah.. She is a pure runz girl

NoraPibowei:
Go and sleep jor,everybody want to trend

hoeing does not pay;stop it

Harlequeen:
I opened this account because my main one is pretty popular.

I've had this issue and don't know what's wrong.
I can't seem to get into a new relationship. I am now 25, about serving, working a normal job

My dating history is not too rich. I dated just one guy for 2 years, i became sexually active with him, we enjoyed each other, but things didn't work out. I tried to be better, have moved on, and he has too. This was mid last year. I have been celibate since then not because i don't like sex, but because i had time to think, i read a lot of books, listened to a lot of relationship counselors on YouTube, reddit, Nairaland and so on. I decided to approach dating differently, with my head and not my heart . i would vet men out who were not in line with some basic standards, to avoid fuckboys and meet high quality men. He should be well spoken, either with a career or into trade, accomplished, way older by at least 10 yrs(no i don't have daddy issues, i just like mature guys because i think like a mature person) he could also have plans to leave the country, because i plan to do that also.


Here's the issue, the men that express interest in me do not fit this criteria. They seem to have no plan for their lives. I get this impression that they are broke, they recycle the same lines all the time, i usually see their bull sh1t tactics a mile away. some are in the army(i can't date men in the armed forces, they lifestyle is not what i want for myself, cannot date doctors either for the same reason)others are artisans, some are plain hustlers who just do whatever to eat. I have a soft spot for ambitious men, and i have not seen a lot in the area that i am in. I have been advised by my friends to try highbrow areas like lekki or VI or go to church, but i don't believe in religion.

But whenever i see these men, i am not attracted to them. I have even tried online dating with some male nairalanders, but i get disinterested easily. I get turned off when someone asks for my normal pics, it is quite frustrating. There's that fear that some of these men could use my pics to masturbate or one other creepy purpose. I block them if they ask for nudes. But the issue is, it is quite exhausting to keep chatting with someone without seeing them in person and some of these guys just want to smash and run which i won't allow. No man will have access to my vagina and womb without investment and commitment. Eventually it becomes hard to keep up communication and we just fizzle out like that.

I am not under pressure to marry from my parents, infact my dad says he won't allow his daughters marry until they clock 28 and i am the first. He wants us to have a career and a life before moving with a man. I just want to know if what i am doing is right?

To be honest, i just want some words of advice and encouragement, you can ask me questions if you want. This approach of mine? Is it the right thing? Am i being too smart for my own good? Am i afraid of commitment?

continye heoing ooooooo

Ghostfaze:
Kindly approve to the homepage, mods.


Hello everyone.
I have an unusual issue at hand and it's really giving me a headache.

I have a girlfriend I met in August this year when I traveled to my state from Abuja. She's beautiful, a graduate, and she's everything I have ever wished to have in a woman or so I once believed.

I loved her and our relationship was going to lead to marriage.

After we met in August I traveled back to Abuja and a few months later her NYSC call up came. She told me about it and we planned that she will serve in Abuja. I paid one NYSC man to work her posting but unfortunately, she was posted to another Northern state.

On her way to the state where she was posted she stopped over at my place in Abuja on the 3rd of November, That night we had sex without a condom and after the sex, I gave her a pregnancy prevention drug tablet I had collected from a doctor.

She refused to take the drugs not until after much persuasions. The next morning, some thick blood mixed with water started coming out of her and she was also having stomach pains so I called the doctor that gave me the drugs and he said we should come to his hospital.

We got to the hospital and after explaining to him what happened the doctor said she was already pregnant before taking the drugs that's why her body reacted that way to the drugs.

She denied that she's pregnant and eventually she had to undergo a pregnancy scan. The result came out negative but the doctor kept on insisting that she was pregnant and that the reason why the result came out negative is because of the drugs she took and how young the pregnancy is.

She left for home angrily that day and I had to beg her to forget whatever it is that happened.

A few days later she left for NYSC camp in the state where she was posted. After two weeks she started complaining to me that she's been feeling cold, hungry, and sleepy often than she used to.

I told her that it could be because of the change of weather and the approaching harmattan season. While she was in camp I was working for her to be reposted back to Abuja and somehow she didn't want to serve in Abuja again. She wasn't really open to me about that but she was subtly letting me know of her desires.

Finally, her reposting worked out and she came down to Abuja three days ago. Today she told me that she wants to go for a pregnancy test and I obliged and escorted her to another hospital different from the one we previously went to the first time she came to Abuja.

After the test and scan, the result said she's 6 weeks and 2 days pregnant. We went to another hospital and the result came out the same.

Remember that I first had sex with her on the 3rd of November. Tomorrow will make it a month I had sex with her but she's already 6 weeks and 2 days pregnant.

I could not understand why she should be 6 weeks pregnant when it's not been up to 4 weeks I had sex with her. I have asked her to tell me if she slept with someone else earlier before she came to Abuja but she has maintained that she did not.

I have equally asked the two doctors we met today plus a few other doctors I spoke with on the phone if they think that I'm responsible for the pregnancy but their answers are all contradicting.

Now I'm confused. She's in my house, with a child I'm certain does not belong to me. I don't know what to do. I'm really really confused. Please, any mature advice would be gladly appreciated.

Thank you!

hahahhahhaha Nigeria Girls and Hoeing....
I will rather trust and believe a dog than any Nigeria girl.
The child is and can never be yours.
She is after ur money or matrials stuffs when another Nigger dey by the side.

healthserve:



No matter how fae my dear lady, never allow any man of god curse you. Abeg.

the pastor denied a phone number which can lead to pre-Marital sex is a Man of God??
Sp because he is a man of God;he should curse people U end is near

Shibaraba:
He said the truth, appreciated those he loved
First God
Then his mother
Then his friends Golden boy and pere
Then Naira Marley.

Some mofos Don dey quick judge the boy. Just days ago one final year committed suicide. None of y'all knows what he has been through. Maybe na that very naira Marley song wey una hate give am encouragement. Who knows when he was about taking his life because his girl left him it was "puta " that made him forget. Or when he nearly committed an atrocity because of konji na "Soapy" make am calm down. Don't be quick to rush to conclusions people.


Congratulations boy, more soapy to your palms and blokos
Naira Marley... The crowd has been controlled.

hahahahahhaahhahahahahahah the best thing i have read this morning

EBMedia:
By Omeiza Ajayi

The ruling All Progressives Congress APC has dissociated itself from the “charlatan” who instituted a court case seeking a Constitutional Amendment to allow President Muhammadu Buhari a third term in office, saying it has commenced a process of identifying the said character with a view to expelling him from the party.
The party in a statement by its National Publicity Secretary, Mallam Lanre Issa-Onilu on Thursday in Abuja said it read in the media “about a purported legal action taken by a self-proclaimed member of the Party, Charles Enya, seeking an amendment of the constitution to allow President Muhammadu Buhari run for a third term in office”.

Also read: INEC’s admission on card reader shows Kogi, Bayelsa polls were rigged – PDP
APC said it had initially chosen to ignore him, it that it has become important to send a clear message to him and such other agent provocateurs, adding that the initiator of the suit might have been sponsored by the “misguided opposition”.
“The Party is, however, by this statement sending a strong signal to such other busybodies like Charles Enya who may be contemplating testing the resolve of our government on our mission to work for the best for our country to be ready to face the law.

“We would follow this new enemy of our country, who is most likely being sponsored by the desperate and misguided opposition, every step of the way, using all legal means to thwart his devilish efforts to create chaos in our country.
“As a party, we would not take kindly to anyone or group causing an unnecessary distraction for this administration through anti-democratic actions. As a country, we are several years behind where we ought to be. President Buhari-led administration is focused on the onerous responsibility of delivering good governance. We are focused on revamping our moribund infrastructure, growing the economy, fighting corruption, creating the right environment for our teeming youths to deploy their creative energies, and providing adequate security for all of our people”, APC said.

The party added that it has no room for anti-democratic forces and would always abide by the tenets of democracy.
“We have tried to find out the status of this character claiming to be a member of our party. If he turns out to be our member, we would ensure the party organ that has the responsibility to act on this matter promptly commence the process of expelling him. We are a progressive party and we do not have space for anti-democratic forces and charlatans.

“At the last National Executive Committee NEC meeting of the Party, President Buhari didn’t mince words and he is not the type that talks tongue in cheek. He pointedly said he would abide by the constitution and uphold the oath of office he took, swearing by the holy book he believes in. This is he said was beside his advanced age which made such an idea beyond his contemplation.
“The NEC meeting highlights released to the media by the party equally quoted the President admonishing APC members, leaders and elected officials to reposition themselves in their respective constituencies so as to sustain the administration’s landmark legacies beyond 2023 when the President’s constitutionally permitted terms end.

“The president said history would not be fair to members of the APC collapses after his second term. What better proof is required of the President’s resolve to abide by the constitution on term limit?”, APC queried.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2019/11/breaking-apc-to-expel-charlatan-seeking-3rd-term-for-buhari/amp/

i pray this happens....mumu country

LiveFromNaija1:
It was exactly this time last year that we brought you an update on everything you needed to know about Shiloh 2018. It’s that time of the year again and here’s all you need to know about Shiloh 2019.

History of Shiloh
In the holy book, Shiloh was the major Israelite worship center before Solomon’s temple was built in Jerusalem. Shiloh was chosen as the worship center of Israel after the conquest of Canaan. Recall that after the Children of Israel conquest of Canaan, the Tabernacle and the Ark of the Covenant were installed in Shiloh? making Shiloh the first center of worship in the Promised Land.

References are made to Shiloh in the Books of Joshua, Judges, 1 Samuel, 1 King, Psalms, and Jeremiah. According to Judges 21:19, the Shiloh of old is situated north of Bethel, east of the Bethel–Shechem highway, and south of Lebonah in the hill-country of Ephraim.

Shiloh has been synonymous with miracles; from Joshua leading the Children of Israel to victory after worshipping God at Shiloh, to God using his prophet Eli to open the barren womb of one of Elkanah’s wife Hannah, who later conceived and bore the Prophet Samuel.

Living Faith Church Shiloh
The modern-day Shiloh which is an annual gathering of Christian faithful of the Living Faith Church Worldwide at the church’s international headquarters in Canaan land, Ota, is a mandate from the book of Joshua 18:1



The annual gathering ‘Shiloh’ ushers the visitation of God to his people, just as in the days of old when God visited his people and granted them diverse miracles, signs and wonders when they worshipped him at Shiloh.

Over the years, those who worship God in the present day Shiloh have shared diverse testimonies, including healings from illnesses such as HIV, cancer, glaucoma, diabetes, asthma, spinal cord injury, pneumonia, deliverance from; spiritual attacks, death, miracle; marriages, jobs, babies, freedom from; poverty, addictions, etc. Which God performs through His prophet Bishop David O. Oyedepo and other highly anointed men of God

Shiloh is attended by millions of people from across the globe at Canaanland and hooked up via satellite broadcast and live stream.

Shiloh 2019 Theme
The theme for Shiloh 2019 is BREAKING LIMITS.

Shiloh 2019 Venue & Dates
Shiloh 2019 is scheduled to hold from Tuesday 3rd - Sunday 8th December 2019 at Faith Tabernacle, Canaanland, Ota – Living Faith Church Worldwide, A.k.A Winners Chapel International world headquarters.

Shiloh 2019 Prayer Guide
You can download the intercessory prayer guidelines for 2019 here

Shiloh 2019 Live streaming
Just like in the previous years, Shiloh 2019 live stream will be made available to audiences from across the globe.

Have you ever been to Shiloh or joined via satellite or live broadcast? Share your experience here.

Source: https://www.livefromnaija.com/shiloh-2019/

scaming time while Daddy G.O rides the best car and fuckkks the best ass while some will be shouting; i will be blessed day year shiloh

Bluezy13:
Emery is next

dude has been sacked naaaa

burggerx:
One thing that scares the hell out of me about my girlfriend is her attitude. When you talk about a disrespectful and unsubmissive lady, my girlfriend is the headquarters of all the disrespectful and unsubmissive ladies I've ever met. Even if she does something good, I don't tend to notice it because her bad attitude has already overshadowed the good side of her

Even if she acts respectful to me, it's so obvious she's only forcing it since it's a trait she lacks. Just when a little brawl ensues, curses and abusive words are usually not far-fetched from her mouth. She has even insulted my family before during a heated argument. The only thing my girlfriend is yet to do is to beat me up

I believe they say respect is earned but I've done everything a man should do to earn respect from his lady yet this lady talks to me like a kid. No sign of humility at all

My girlfriend is not only dominating but toxic and does not accept correction. She makes it look like giving authority as a man is slavery and she questions my authority every time. The annoying part is that she argues a lot and always wants to be right at all times. Feminism is written all over her to the extent that even in movies, my girlfriend will have the back of a woman who is unsubmissive and disrespectful to an innocent husband.

Although she acts like a respectful girlfriend in the presence of my family but my mom in question is smart enough to know that she's only faking it despite trying all my best to portray my girlfriend as someone that gives me joy in the face of my mom

Before my mom traveled to the UK in September, she sat me down up to three times and advised me to let go of this girl if I really want to spend the rest of life with peace of mind and that if I insist on marrying her, she doesn't have a choice than to respect my decision but she will remind me of her advice which I didn't yield to if I eventually end up as a frustrated man in the future

I've tried to terminate the relationship but she cries and makes the whole thing look like I don't love her and that if I do, I should be able to cope with her flaws. There was even a time she told me she doesn't have a choice than to respect me if I marry her and I was like WTF!

I have decided to call the relationship a quit once and for all since I'm not in for any future drama. I don't want to end up with a woman that will be rude and disrespect me in the face of my own children.

But there's one question I want to ask is that, can a ride girlfriend ever change after marriage? Is it worth taking the risk that she will change with time?

women dont change after marriage..Its a scam just like Apc did to nigerians..

This babe cheap die eeeeeee

respect80:


She could mention 4 types of condom brands, but ask her to mention 4 out of 6 geopolitical zones and watch her fail like Amaechi in Rivers election.

hahahahahahahahahahha true

Nicolex:
''Nothing is impossible once you set your heart to it'',so we should set our hearts to old billioniares.

hahahahahahahahaha funny oooooooooooo

Shehuyinka:
By declaring his intention to contest the 2019 presidential election, President Muhammadu Buhari went against his words.

This declaration is no doubt in perfect compliance with his rights under the law, even though it may not accord with the wishes of many Nigerians. But it is not only the desire of Nigerians that conflicts with Buhari’s second term aspiration. Seven years ago, Buhari himself appeared not to have fancied the idea.

In an exclusive interview with Sunday Trust’s Theophilus Abbah in February, 2011, the then presidential aspirant was asked about an earlier statement where he promised to serve for only a term if elected in the April elections.

“I’m not getting younger. If I succeed and do one term, I will be 73 years old,” was his short response.

The interviewer further asked what his priorities would be in that single term in office, and he said “security and power”.

“There are two issues and I have said it in one sentence. Security and power. This country has to be secured and managed. People in Nigeria must not go about fearing that they would be abducted. You must not be afraid to the point that you can’t drive from Kaduna to Kano any time of the day. If you are in Lagos, you should have jobs to the point that you can afford to have three shifts in a day.

“That is eight hours each. But people are now very scared wherever they are. People have built houses worth over a billion naira, but they are afraid to live in them. What is the use? So, security is number one.

READ MORE: https://www.icirnigeria.org/flashback-in-2011-buhari-vowed-to-serve-for-only-one-term-if-elected/

you see the faulty foundation?

Lets pity the next guy who might be feeling unto of the world that he has a sweet loving babe not knowing a hoe is better than her.
The hardest thing now is getting a royal or submiisive babe..
Most women are Runz girls;some knows while some dont....

Respect55:
This life is just a small place. You will think you are sharp but when the time is come, your sin will surely find you out.

Some weeks back, a guy saw my wares online and came around to pick some footwears since we are in same city. He kept on talking on phone with a particular girl (my girl) about the type of shoe she likes. Remember I just gave her a new pair when she requested for one. Not even up to a month.

So this guy selected 3 pairs of shoes - two males shoes and one female own. He just told me to packet them that he would call me when money comes in. Fast-forward to today, he called in the afternoon and gave me a location to bring the shoe that he went out with his girl and will be traveling in the morning.

I dressed up, picked up the shoes at the shop and dashed to the location only to meet him with my girlfriend.

I just pretended like nothing happened, passed the shoes to him. She was shocked to the marrow but the guy never noticed. He asked her to wear the shoe so as to see how it suits but she just told him that he shouldn't bother that it's OK.

He paid me and as I was about leaving, he called me back and introduced me to his girl. I told her my name like we just met and left.

That's just it. I'm out for good. I'm free

hahhahahahahhahaahahahahha to be frank;when it come to love and relationship;nigeria girls have Zero over zero

pamelaayomide:
Nairalanders I am actually typing this with fear of what to come.

I am an active member of this forum but change moniker by registering and creating a new one here to hide my identity.

Origin...

I met my boyfriend in school actually we were in the same department at funnab. We did things together. We were in love and had sex when we feel like it. We planned to get married after school.

Mistake...

I went to a birthday party of one of my close friends, I had three friends and we are like clique.
During the party I got drunk and the guy that took us to the party in his car took advantage of my drunken state and had sex with me and make it look like it is consensual. During the act I know what was happening but was too weak and blurred. I didn't know there was a video recording of the act. When I woke up the guy was no where to be found so I kept it to myself.

Blackmail...

When my guy found out that I cheated on him, he was furious. I denied it initially but when he showed me the sex clip I admitted it but defended myself on the ground that it was rape and not consensual. I summon courage and asked him how did he come up with the sex tape but that he would not answer to. He left that moment and I start feeling that he knows something about the tape and wants to blackmail.

Threat...

He showed up one day at my hostel and threaten to leak the tape online. I begged him profusely not to do that but he said my plea and tears are waste of time. That he will let everyone know the kind of loose lady I am for betraying and cheating on him. That I will regret the day I met him. That I doesn't deserve his love.

Currently...

He is yet to release the clip but may actually do that with what is happening to the Babcock ex student.

What should I do to stop him before he destroys me.

i support him to let NtA;ABs and Channels air the Porn to your Parents....Women and Bleep eeeeeee....You are tooooo loose and a cheat who doesnt deserve any man...

partnerbizn5:
I will call her on phone to come back home from wherever she is, hug and kiss her, reassure her of my love for her; prepare her favourite meal, and make the bed for her to sleep. We will look for the way forward afterwards ranging from sending her abroad to counselling.

You know why?

She needs me now more than ever. The whole world is against her. The hypocrites.

I will be with her now!

Another option is to disown her, let her go into depression and may be suicide.

I choose the former, first option.

Wisdom is profitable to direct!

so the whole world is against Did the whole world come togther and ask her to act Porn?? I detest snaping pix on bed with my Girl even to act it and record.
She should be Responsible of her action.

Asquare84:


Try and see a pastor for prayers there is nothing prayer can't change

mumu...Has Prayers don anything in Nigeria from 1960 till date
Oya go start ur own church and scam people naaa

Auladimeji:
I'll be very happy if it's successful

na una go suffer am pass

for those who dont understand the write up;Jumia is MMM and their Leader is Mavrodi...In Jumia U PH better money to buy a tv and you GH a flat wood tv look alike..hahahha.
Any person that buys any thing online in Nigeria is a fool...