Can't wait to see how tomorrow will turn out.

Can't wait. . .

Only in Naija.
God knows that if that was done in the UK, peeps would have been overjoyed he made such statements.
The compensations for emotional trauma alone would bankrupt his so called company.
Arrant nonsense.

mbulela:

him no even pretend by posting a few things in the sports,romance and even politics section before defending the crown prince of Nigerian banking.

Crown Gini?
Crown Prince my black, hairy behind
So, that is how a crown prince should address the workforce that brought his institution thus far?
Why did he not do it all by himself? He prolly woulda gotten better results, yeh?
As for that dude who says he pays salaries promptly, there are thousands of other institutions who pay salaries promptly without the henchman invoking curses.
Niggas Puleeaase

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Yaaaaaawn! (2x)

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LWKM here o!
You sure gat jokes!

Sources just confirmed it was Aigboje Aig-Imokhuede himself. . .
And I hear he is doing all that can be done to round up whoever was responsible for this shyte hitting Nairaland
So, are the writ of summons coming up anytime soon?
I'll suggest you include a subpoena

LOLOL!

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You gat jokes!

Ajanlekoko,

Why don't you allow this make front page? We'll mos def have lots of reactions and at the same time monitor what happens on the 29th of July!

bumzzy:

Lol, it's a bank that suddenly wants to grow the largest retail customer base overnight, i am sure some of you would have already been handed an account opening form or you will soon be given one, The MD is a young and am not sure he's ok upstairs guy. A new generation bank that is almost impossible to work in and they have the highest staff turn over in the industry very accessable bank

That sounds very much like Aig or Herbert.

Its stuff they can do.

Those guys are a bunch of crazy peeps

And yet, they have introduced Passenger Service Charge. . . Smh. Which nonsense service be that?

Bros, I need one on Monday o. Can you deliver to Marina?

e-mail is freezeyo@yahoo.com

Thanks!

Meen, if Tiwa catch una with this crappy crap crap production. . .

To think that it was imagined that this would be a hit

Stick to the original abeg

Dear Nigerians, and friends of Nigeria (you are a friend if you visit this site either you like it or not)
It is with great privilege that I herald this news that the membership of Nairaland is now above 700,000. (Give or take say 500 b'cos of multiple Id's a la the Musiwa's, Matemates, 190s and so on.
If you ask me, this is one of the fasted growing forums on the world wide web.
At this rate, there is a huge likelyhood membership hits 1 million in another 3 months or thereabouts and then we can say about a 100th of the literate populace of our dear country Nigeria are on Nairaland!
Who knows? Nairaland may soon be a major factor in determining suitability for political offices. . . but I do hope I'm still on ground when that happens.

At this point I'd like to say "Good Job!" to all the protagonists and antagonists; not forgetting the moderators. OAM4J, it wasn't as easy as it looked, yeh?

It has, it is and will always be a honor to be a member of this great forum.

You want to make a mess of a bad situation, put an aboki in charge!

texazzpete:

Don't mind the goat.
All he cares about is that the Arik air CEO is from Edo State (where he hails from) and as such he will defend the man to the death even if he catches his rap'ing his wife.

Instead of taking on the raised points in the OP logically, he is here braying about conspiracies.

Ok then.

So what was rude about Mr Texazz's speech?

^^^

Rude ke? How?

You might want to review your earlier posts. I saw you accuse someone of multiple identities. . .

I do not know exactly what is going on in Arik, but I have a family friend who works as a Duty Supervisor in Arik at the GAT.
He helps me park my car at the Arik yard whenever I get to travel such that I avoid those vipers called Airport taxi drivers upon arrival.
He is a contact on my BB and these are the status updates you'll likely see from him:

"J Boy, where is January Salary?"
"J Boy, your father! Waka!"
"J Boy, February dey go o, Wey my money?"

*I'm guessing J Boy must be in charge of Finances*

The most recent are:
"63 days, no alert, "
"64 days, no alert, "
"65 days, no alert, "
"66 days, no alert, "
"67 days, no alert, "
"68 days, no alert, "
"69 days, no alert, "

We might not know how bad things are, but there is no denying that something is very wrong somewhere with that airline. You can never hide an elephant. . .  We'll always find out the truth sooner or later

Okoro2015:

Osu Caste system in Igbo land is like a Stubborn fly perching on the Scrotum Sac. Caution is needed in order not to aggravate the seemingly controlled case.

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Big Stout!!! Super Chilled. . .

I don't get? Festus Keyamo, a private solicitor, prosecuting?

What are all the lawyers in the ministry of Justice doing? Why are they being paid salaries? Is it not to handle these kinda stuff?

Only God knows how much that man'll be charging the office of the AGF by the hour.

Smh. . .

LWKMD!!!

Animal. . . That's what you are.

Could you please let us know your KPIs (Key Performance Indicators)?

Give me one big Stout there before I change my mind. . . >

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Pally, you are sick o! Lwkmd for here 

Indie, don't mind him jare. His name preceeds him. Could be strange at times.

Methinks he likes you though. . . [size=4pt]He likes mosta the active feminine folk on the blog[/size]

zstranger:

^^^^

Were you harassed in Tripoli?


Did they play with your bo/ob/ies? any manipulation? Did you enjoy it?

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Bros, you harsh o

Funny Thread. . . Lovely one for a Friday.

I cannot count the number of chickens I've killed.
Growing up, I was the master butcher. I killed chicken, goats, ram, sheep, antelopes, gazelles, grass cutters, giant rats, snakes of different sizes and once; a young warthog.
Even now, when i feel like a real barbecue, I go buy a chicken and in 45 minutes the grill is running. 
But, OP you need to grow some balls and learn how to slaughter a chicken properly. I assure you, the killing you do is more merciful than what the frozen ones go through. . .  Semi electrocution, boiling baths to remove feathers whilst alive. . . At every chance you get, give them a honorable death!

However, not killing a chicken does not make you less than a man sha. Naah. It doesn't.

Ms. Potato:

Yes, this is gabry and Ms Potato is my latest and newly improve ID. Do u like the name?

The name's aite. . . To think I've been pondering where Gabry disappeared to . . . not knowing you were right there in my face.

Wait o. . .

Ms Potato. Am I missing sumn or is that Gabry on your profile? Are you related to Gabry in any form?

*singing* walk on by. . .

Lovely week fellas

Its a Friday. What's gwan peeps.

It is never too early for a beer, is it?

Gimme one big stout there!!! Criminally cold, mortuary standard.

Sharp, sharp abeg.