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Splinter Cell is complex. The guards there say a wider variety of things. If you want fun and tactical action go for metal gear. But if you want to be shot only once and die go for splinter cell. Snake is the man, Sam fisher

I don't think there is an emulator that runs ps2 games on pc. talkless of the ps3!

Call of duty 4 bad game! Has any one played BLACK on xbox from EA. Guys am waiting for BLACK II the best first person shooter ever to be made.

Nope, fifa08 is only on xbox360,playstation 2&3. Sorry! try upgrade yourself now

That 95i Nokia sells for LE1200(about N27,000) in egypt, if you have eyes you'll know it's a fake. I don't advice buying china stuffs like that because it may not last long. We all know how china's MP3 players of 1Gb load only 10 songs

I'm attracted to Nairaland because it's infomative and there is so much to laugh about, the diss , the thoughts and everything.

Fortran ke! When boys dey yan java, VB.net, you still dey Fortran. I sure say your lecturer na MS-DOS guru

There are so many keys to any suite. Uninstall the one you have and buy a naija one.

Black out for a month! That is terrible, you guys have to relie on gen. Since NEPA was changed to PHCN things seem to have got worse. Then how will Nigeria live up to the year 2020 dream, don't you think this is just a fantasy?

Nigeria is a country where youths just want to fly away from. See the positive thing is that when you're back "you've arrived" . Throw parties, feel like Olumaintain Yahoozee.
To be honest, Nigeria doesn't owe us youth a penny but we owe Nigeria alot. Let youths with creative minds rise and revolutionise the country into something decent. I believe that one day someone from somewhere will change and better the lot of us all.

When I was in Nigeria (November2007) I went for a live lecture and according to the guest speaker a scholar, he said that a US source estimates Obasanjo's wealth to be about N18 trillion. Please guys, I need to know if this is true or just one of the rumours we hear. If truly Obasanjo has such immense wealth, how did he acquire it? Because I heard baba had less than a million naira just before he became president. That money is about $150billion he is meant to number 1 on forbes.com NOT BILL GATES.

Are you on summer holidays or what? Oh boy you no need form say to dey U.K now! Anyway, sha den talk say na Omiadio you dey stay for ib. try and post your need for helptheliar.com they will send it to you.

if you be northern guy and chics dey cover, and 4 lagos as you quote then no dey get shame. Shey you self get shame to dey f**k them. You lucky say sharia no dey internet because I sure for north you no fit go radio dey yan that kind thing, then go flog u. yeye boy

Do you have to believe in rivers, stones or trees as object of worship. The African Religion in my opinion and according to God Himself is an act of ignorance. Worship of many gods/false deity is considered wrong because in truth, have they created anything at all?
The history of African religions have things connected with human sacrifices, oppression. To me, in a civilized world the worship of Ogun or Oya is barberic and expresses man's ingratitude to his real Creator- God Almighty

This must be a joke. Compensation for what? The happy time you had together? I think she wants to get back to you or did you guys have any deal that if in case there is a break up she will be compensated. Nigeria is not the U.K or U.S where women are lords. Try to avoid calling her and if she comes to visit you as she said: It may mean she wants you to compensate her in the manly way, you know what I mean. If you guys still have feelings then this is your best shot grab it!

Simple, the thrill is over!

Hello Nairalanders, my name is Femi, am living in Cairo and I need Nigerian friends especially in cairo. I live in country where all they speak 90% of the time is arabic, except when am in school.

There were three men from France, Germany, and Nigeria travelling to the United States for vacation. After the 2nd week, the man from Germany decided to have a hair cut in the barbershop. When he got to the salon and the barber realised he was a tourist he said: "hey, men you don't have to pay this is my little way of saying welcome" . So he had his hair cut for free instead of paying $10.The next day, the German decided to compliment the barber so he put a German apple cake in front of the barbershop just before the barber arrived the next morning.
Some days after, the Frenchman also visited the barbershop and the same thing happened, the barber said "you don't have to pay because it is my little way of saying welcome".The French also decided to put a perfume made in Paris in front of the barbershop just before the barber arrived in the following morning as a way to say thank you.
Then now it's Julius' turn- the Nigerian. Immediately the barber said he was not to pay because he was a tourist- he started to calculate, Femi,Bayo,Goke,Obinna,Chidi,  The next day, just before the barber got to his shop over 100 black guys were hanging out and fighting on the que saying:"na mi first come"
Nigerians you too like ifa(lol!)

Those chics are really hot you know. For me, I think beyonce is the prettiest because she's black, after J'lo because she's latino- latino girls look really sexy and then Mariah Carey.

You see, I don't think the problem is that you need a super computer as a wife. Your grammar tells me you don't need that. There are many chics that could have freaked you out but what you don't realize is girls get freaked out when all you discuss is physics or maths. My guy, if you still dey school u go see person wey get 4.5/5.0 GPA and still fine. So if na professor u wan marry hala her. But no dey talk "no match your IQ" that thing funny, Bill Gates self no talk that one for paper b4 in marry.