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It's not a must to put your picture. It depends on what you portray on nairaland. For example, if you interact alot with some group of people in a section, you may add your pics for familarity.
On the otherhand, if you're known for dissing and insulting people, you don't have to put your picture but an animation that portrays yourself.

An hausa man takes care of his wife just like a yoruba or igbo.For a possessive woman, dating an hausa could be heartbreaking. I don't mean hausa's flirt but most observe the four women pracitise(polygamy).Remember the Governor of state in the north and his wives were battling on who is first lady.

@Witness
If you're saying that picture showing the moon from the earth with cracks on its entire diameter(the second picture from the deleted thread) is not good enough. O boy, then try and make a personal resquest to NASA to retake the picture for you or travel and see for yourself. I watched a program some years ago, people can now travel outside the earth for space exploration. I think it was about $25,000 with a 6 month preparatory test.(if you're fit to go or not).
If Mohamm'ed and All'ah words deludes you that much, then even when you get there you will say"Ah!this is not true,my eyes are failing me!Am now an old man"

@Hey,Olabolawale good afternoon

Okay Ms.Moderator.
@witness
**I look sote, wetin I go yan this guy o.dozing,now sleeping deeply**No response

Gunny na true wetin bi your koko self?

I like Big boss and Big Champ from hardees' den dey feel me well,well.
I hate Big Mac for McDonalds because den fine for photo but no too sweet.

Na so den dey do business? . Una

Witness:
Now please kindly apply that same straightforwardness to the following questions:

1. How sperm comes from the Spinal cord according to the Q'u.r.a.n,
2. How Mohammmed split the moon (please don't use the earlier nonsense pictures that you sent),
3. How the Sun sets in the murky spring,
4. Where the injil is located,
5. Why mohammmed is not a peadophile by sleeping with a 9 year old girl,
6. How did Sabri die, and who killed him,
7. How did Khalil die and who killed him,
8. Why did Mohammmed say Abu should also sleep with his wife Aisha, who was Abu's daughter,
9. Why did Aisha's mother die a lonely and miserable death,
10. How you can marry more than one wife and still love them equally in all things, accoring to your Q'u.r.a.n (please don't give hypothetical answer please).
11. Why did Mohammmed say his followers would win against Mecca , yet he refused to join them in the battle and then , which they lost! and were slaugthered!
12. How come Alllah could not save his prophet from dying from the effects of Poison , even though God (God of Abraham , Isaac and Jacob) saved Elisha and Paul from being killed by poison.

@Witness
Why must you lie because you want to prove a point that is untrue? Where did you hear the prophet lying with a 9 year old!Where have you heard of the prophet turning his back in battle?Where have you heard Mu'hammed the number 1 most influencial man ever in the world(Check the list of the most influencial in the book"100 most Influencial" written by a christain) drink poison to test faith?eh!
You wont believe anything concerning the truth.Where did you hear Abu(a close friend to the prophet)laid with his own daughter?Even when we showed you pictures of the moon split, you insisted that we show you the whole moon(entire diameter) which no camera/telescope can cover-you even said that picture ought to show Muhamm'ed splitting it .Astagafru.
How do you expect us showing Mu'hammed which any of us never saw face to face spilt the moon . Who told you Paul shallowed a poison and chested it?! .
Can Pastor Adeboye drink poison and remain alive!Please talk rationally
Ah!Witness/sysuser/sysuserx/what more!!

The only question I will answer is the Injil. Because that sounds sensible. The injil that you call the Gospel was to Jesus Christ only. He had the scripture on his head and it was never written on paper.

There is no guarantee that the same thing wont happen again. So I think the best thing is just to pathways, unless you want an heartattack or series of severe high blood pressure. You will live with suspscion all your life. "I saw her there,what could she be doing now, had she me that man before?" Ah, this woman no go kill me.

@poster
Who told you Nigerian men like fat women?Most people prefer moderate or thin looking ladies.

Men, it's obviously your ride that attracted her to you. Why did she refuse at first?I doubt if it was a bluff. It's not easy to become a superstar all night. It's your ride! run!!!

Please if you have any questions; CONCERNING THE SCIENCTIFIC FINDINGS ONLY. Tell us if God wills the knowledgeable scholars in the house will defend it. Please there should be no topic saying things that are not polite and irrational. The purpose of the thread is just to educate one another and also attestate to the truth.

Thanks for your cooperation
Frizy

More coming

Please if you have any questions; CONCERNING THE SCIENCTIFIC FINDINGS ONLY. Tell us if God wills the knowledgeable scholars in the house will defend it. Please there should be no topic saying things that are not polite and irrational. The purpose of the thread is just to educate one another and also attestate to the truth.

Thanks for your cooperation
Frizy

More calling

EMBRYOLOGY
There are a multitude of statements in the Qur’an on the subject of human
reproduction which constitute a challenge to the embryologist seeking a human
explanation for them. It was only after the birth of the basic sciences which
contributed to our knowledge of biology and the invention of the microscope, that
humans were able to understand the depth of those Qur’anic statements. It was
impossible for a human being living in the early seventh century to have
accurately expressed such ideas. There is nothing to indicate that people in the
Middle-East and Arabia knew anything more about this subject than people living
in Europe or anywhere else. Today, there are many Muslims, possessing a
thorough knowledge of the Qur’an and natural sciences, who have recognized
the amazing similarity between the verses of the Qur’an dealing with
reproduction and modern scientific knowledge.
I shall always remember the comment of an eighteen-year-old Muslim, brought
up in Saudi Arabia, commenting on a reference to human reproduction as
described in the Qur’an. He pointed to the Qur’an and said, “This book provides
us with all the essential information on the subject. When I was at school, my
teachers used the Qur’an to explain how children were born. Your books on sexeducation
are a bit late on the scene!”
If I were to spend as long on all the details of reproduction contained in the
Qur’an, as the subject merits, this pamphlet would become a book. The detailed
linguistic and scientific explanations I have given in The Bible, The Qur’an and
Science are sufficient for the person who does not speak Arabic nor know much
about embryology to be able to understand the meaning of such verses in the
light of modern science in more depth.
It is especially in the field of embryology that a comparison between the beliefs
present at the time of the Qur’an’s revelation and modern scientific data, leaves
us amazed at the degree of agreement between the Qur’an’s statements and
modern scientific knowledge. Not to mention the total absence of any reference
in the Qur’an to the mistaken ideas that were prevalent around the world at the
time.
Fertilization
Let us now isolate, from all these verses, precise ideas concerning the
complexity of the semen and the fact that an infinitely small quantity is required to
ensure fertilization. In chapter al-Insaan the Qur’an states:
“Verily, I created humankind from a small quantity of mingled
fluids.” Qur’an, 76:2
The Arabic word nutfah has been translated as "small quantity”. It comes from
the verb meaning ‘to dribble, to trickle’ and is used to describe what remains in
the bottom of a bucket which has been emptied. The verse correctly implies that
fertilization is performed by only a very small volume of liquid.
On the other hand, mingled fluids ( amshaaj ) has been understood by early
commentators to refer to the mixture of male and female discharges. Modern
authors have corrected this view and note that the sperm is made up of various
components.
When the Qur’an talks of a fertilizing fluid composed of different components, it
also informs us that human progeny will be formed from something extracted
from this liquid. This is the meaning of the following verse in chapter as-Sajdah:
“Then He made [ man’s ] offspring from the essence of a
despised fluid.”
Qur’an, 32:8
The Arabic word translated by the term ‘essence’ is sulaalah which means
‘something extracted, the best part of a thing’. In whatever way it is translated, it
refers to part of a whole. Under normal conditions, only one single cell,
spermatozoon, out of over 50 million ejaculated by a man during sexual
intercourse will actually penetrate the ovule.
Implantation
Once the egg has been fertilized in the fallopian tube, it descends to lodge itself
inside the uterus. This process is called the ‘implantation of the egg’. Implantation
is a result of the development of villosities, which, like roots in the soil, draw
nourishment from the wall of the uterus and make the egg literally cling to the
womb. The process of implantation is appropriately described in several verses
by the word ‘alaq, which is also the title of the chapter in which one of the verses
appears:
“God fashioned humans from a clinging entity.” Qur’an, 96:2
I do not think there is any reasonable translation of the word ‘alaq other than to
use it in its original sense. It is a mistake to speak of a ‘blood clot’ here, which is
the term Professor Hamidullah uses in his translation. It is a derivative meaning
which is not as appropriate in this context.
Embryo
The evolution of the embryo inside the maternal uterus is only briefly described,
but the description is accurate, because the simple words referring to it
correspond exactly to fundamental stages in its growth. This is what we read in a
verse from the chapter al-Mu’minoon:
“I fashioned the clinging entity into a chewed lump of flesh
and I fashioned the chewed flesh into bones and I clothed the
bones with intact flesh.” Qur’an, 23:14
The term ‘chewed flesh’ (mudghah) corresponds exactly to the appearance of the
embryo at a certain stage in its development.
It is known that the bones develop inside this mass and that they are then
covered with muscle. This is the meaning of the term ‘intact flesh’ (lahm).
The embryo passes through a stage where some parts are in proportion and
others out of proportion with what is later to become the individual. This is the
obvious meaning of a verse in the chapter al-Hajj, which reads as follows:
“I fashioned (humans) a clinging entity, then into a lump of
flesh in proportion and out of proportion.” Qur’an, 22:5.
Next, we have a reference to the appearance of the senses and internal organs
in the chapter as-Sajdah:
“, and (God) gave you ears, eyes and hearts.” Qur’an, 32:9
Nothing here contradicts today’s data and, furthermore, none of the mistaken
ideas of the time have crept into the Qur’an. Throughout the Middle Ages there
were a variety of beliefs about human development based on myths and
speculations which continued for several centuries after the period. The most
fundamental stage in the history of embryology came in 1651 with Harvey’s
statement that “all life initially comes from an egg”. At that time, when science
had benefited greatly from the invention of the microscope, people were still
arguing about the respective roles of the egg and spermatozoon. Buffon, the
great naturalist, was one of those in favor of the egg theory.Bonnet, on the other
hand, supported the theory of ‘the ovaries of Eve’, which stated that Eve, the
mother of the human race, was-supposed to have had inside her the seeds of all
human beings packed together one inside the other.

All I advised was to search if her father the personal assitant was real. And google pointed out it was a scammer possibly from nigeria. You may check :http://419.bittenus.com for more information.

This is to inform fellow nairalanders that my brother received a mail this morning. It was the info that the scammer got from a dating site that made him be a possible chance of being 419ed.
The mail:

Dearest one
         I am more than happy in your reply to my mail How are you today mine was very cool over here in Dakar Senegal.My name is Monica Apia 22 years old girl from Ivory Coast in west Africa and presently i am residing as a refugee here in Dakar as a result of the civil war going on in my country.My late father Dr Livia Apia  was the personal adviser to the former head of state before the rebels attacked   my house one early morning killing my mother and my father. It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to near by country Senegal where i am leaving now.
I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently my hobbies are reading watching music videos going to beach with friends visiting a place like zoo and doing every other thing that gives joy and happiness.
I will tell more about myself in my next mail.
Attached here is my picture.
hoping to hear from you.
Monica
Second mail after a reply on Day 2:

Hello My Dearest one,
I am more than happy to read your mail to day.
How are you this morning? How was your night hope fine?.
Mine is very cool today over here in Dakar Senegal. 
In this refugee we are only allowed to go out two times in a week.
Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.
i don't have any relatives now whom i can go to all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev.Isaac Mba who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in the refugee he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the refugee have two hostels one for men the other for women.
The Pastors Tel number is (+221-270-49-17) if you call tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the girls hostel.
As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.
I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.
Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $9.7M(Nine Million seven Hundred Thousand Dollars).
So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.
I kept this secret to people in the refugee here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.
So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to  yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.
Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hardworking.
My favorite language is English but our language is french but i speak English very fluently.
Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have alot to tell you.
Have a nice day and think about me.
Still
Your's in mind
Monica.

~Lady~:
@ The Great Ones

I am one who honestly wants to undersand u. As u clearly see, I don't go about bashing any religion.

So if u will please answer for me, how it is The Great Prophet came about the holy book. Why did he "go away"? How was it revealed to him?

@lady
I saw your questions yesterday but I was about to sleep so I postponed it to this morning. I will answer them(i.s.a) as easy as I can, and I hope the reasons for these questions it not a challenge but rather a dialogue that will make you understand Isl'am better.
You see, many people talk ignornantly about the Isla'mic doctoroine because the have a different belief system. Islam preaches to the world the importance of worshipping One God only; this means you don't ask favours(divine) from any but God alone. Don't ask angels, babalawo,saints(who are dead) or even Jesus.According to Isla'm asking help or obeying them for something which is contrary to God's law is also worshipping them.
Now to your question the prophet Muhamm'ed came about the Holy book(kor'an) through inspiration by angel Gabriel. Mecca was in a chaos- they were idol worshippers and if God could send Noah,Jonah,Moses and Jesus to people why don't you believe God sent Mohamm'ed?
Mohamme'd was not a false prophet(God forbid) those who say such and think that way are debad from the truth. If you understand colloquial Arabic and listen to the Ko'ran you can't but wonder how a man could be an author of such a koran. Mohamm'ed is not the author of the ko'ran and furthermore, Muhamme'd couldn't read or write. How then do you explain a book what has very accuarte information and wisdom. God Himself is the author of the Ko'ran he promised in a verse saying:"We shall guard it from corruption"
That is why the Ko'ran today is exactly the same as it was 1400+ years. Sorry to say, the bible one the otherhand was written by men, some prophets and some weren't. And because of contradictions some things were removed or replaced.
God's law is forever and you won't find any changing in His word.A muslim with an understanding of the Ko'ran can tell what is true from untrue in the bible. I read the first verses of John(or so) and it said:
In the beginning was God. . .and the word is God.
No man with a sound judgement will understand this. I concluded that it was meant to be: and the word is God's.Concisdently, I watched a program on Tv too saying that verse was tampered with in order to fit Paul's doctrine.To be born a Christain is not a sin but when you know the truth please hinge to it and stop thinking we're all sinners or someone died for your sins. You're accountable to very thing yu're doing and to be saved from the doom of fire, you must live and restrict your life to what God commanded not what a man(Paul) tells you.

I am a christian and my religion came about years before yours. Why should I believe that the Angel did appear to The Great Prophet and told him these "truths"? When my "Prophet, Jesus Christ" told me that he is the way and no one goes to the Father (God) except through him. Why then should I follow The Great Prophet? What makes his story authentic other than the fact that it says so in the Qu'ran (the book is questionable, in my opinion)?
Why shouldn't I believe that The Great Prophet is a false prophet as prophecied by Jesus? And Finally, please don't take this the wrong way, but I am speaking from my observations, why do Great Ones want to justify that The Great Prophet was prophecied about in the Bible, yet attack the Bible and call it a book of lies? Why would u want to associate The Great Prophet with the book of lies?

It is not which religion that came first, but which is true.By the way Isla'm was not preached on by Muhamm'ed, many prophet of the old said men should worship no other god(Jesus,mary,Izra,idols and the devil) but God Almighty Himself. I don't know why many Christains say Alla'h is not God!When English itself is not the language of the christains. The tribes that began speaking English were very rebellious against God and later setteld in England. God has many names depending on the language you speak. Musl'ims justify?We're only telling you that Muh'ammed was foretold long before his birth, the book of deutormony says so and some parts of the new testament. Please to believe is another thing but it is true. The original Torah revealed to Moses was not fake and Musli'ms believe in it but what happened was that the God said:"And they change the word to purchase a little gain, evil is that they gain thereby"
The Gospel inspired to Jesus Christ himself is also believed by musl'ms what we don't believe is that the Gospel you find in the bible was written after Jesus' departure.The early fellowers of Christ like the disciplines didn't worsip Jesus they were his helpers and they believed in only One God without compromse. Paul is the man responsible for the new book, and I can tell you the ship wreck on one of his travels was to show that God is not pleased on an imposter,

@kobojunkie
Right, I'll check them out. It seems everything will become HD soon.

You do realize that HDTVs are sold everywhere around the world? What's with the 'oyibo' hate?

Well it's not like an "Oyinbo hate" the fact that high defintion is everywhere does not mean Africa invented it either. I mean it's a way of sending more money

Already HDTVs are outselling CRT Tvs in most western countries. people who've used (and own) HDTVs have posted of their own personal experiences, yet you base your opinions on an in-store demo?

Well for your information I know of families who own the high-def systems, frankly my satellite pictures are very clear too.

Most in-store demos are Standard Def anyway.

According to the storemen I was told it was running on 1080i; and I saw it on the Tv marked. Please, am not saying there may be no difference but is the difference as obvious as an analog satellite to a digital satellite. Or the black and white to the colored screen? These have extreme differences in terms of picture quality. If you see some standard TVs,with no HD tech playing a DVD video you can't but love its bright quality picture and resolution.Example is using a widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16:9. SONY

Quite the job and find a better one. Preferably a government owned job. They can't delay your salary that long there, remember that this is not Abacha's regime na democracy. If the government dares you guys only have to protest/strike, believe me they will call you begging.

I notice that a major problem when it comes to buying the original product is money. An original Omega Double Eagle Chronometer watch could cost $2400 or more. Buying a replica could do the trick, now you must buy what is grade A and not fake. The difference between the grade A replica and fake is one is just that one is the same as the original while the other will be identified fake by even an 11year old.
This is talking from experience. Try this site today and you will thank me for the kind info:
http://www.muineoap.com

The omega that is $2400 was brought for $245.00. No one knows that it's not omega because the replica designer are Europeans and not Asians. They are just qualified for the job.
NOTE: YOU MUST HAVE A CREDIT CARD for transaction

@neoteny
Yeah, carry on was good: carry on doctor, carry on behind(a little erotic though), carry on marton. When I was a kid we had alot of those series on VHS.

frizy are you for or against?

I guess am for o. ;DKeep reporting!!

Shrek- the movies, Toy Story 2. Bright colors

Is anyone forgetting Undercover Brother?