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this OP is has LowCommonSense disease.

My reason: the only wrong here is bad posture, Which he the OP could have easily, quitely and politely corrected without telling us about his health challenge stated above.



As if two wrongs make a right.

dainformant

God take control

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She is talking about ''a blessed week'' in her unclothedness.

This is just the beginning, as long as the end of the world is concerned.

At this time of the end, Expect to see and hear everything (bad, worse, terrible, horrible, shocking, and unexpected)

I see a Rabbit.

vizkiz:
make them stop to dey post snake pictures for nairaland now. This isn't reptile land for furck sake!

what should they post? Okoye .A goes Braless

EduRegard:
The difference between a university and a polytechnic is widely known, likewise the difference between BSc and HND.


1 Quality of Lecturers –
2 Qualification For Entrance
3 Funding From Government
4 Research Work –
5 Beautiful And Large Campus Environment –
6 Quality of students
7 Scholarships Preference
8 Market Demand
9 Self Esteem

hahahaahahahahahhaha.

This reminds me of a corp member in our Zamfara Tsafe Camp, who had to copy her details on a piece of paper before coming to the table of the 'book of life'. We were amazed when we discovered that girl finished from a university in Nassarawa.


To OP et al, What make up a student in Todays Nigeria system of education is 70% his/her input.
Hope you all understand this.

BTW: Your Disclaimer is your saving grace.

Them no tell you, you no know o.

Leriebloom:
Because some girls like it. I dont see anything wrong in wearing beads.

Just ask question, your parents perhaps, wearing beed is wrong.

sinaj:
Wear it to keep in shape!


It tightens when one is adding weight!



Some people also use it for diabolical issues, u gat to be careful tho!

To keep in shape

#Incredible

lordizak:
When some of our graduates talk, I wonder which institution certified them, illiteracy has become the other of the day. Many people want to blame PMB for everything, while he's busy trying to strengthen our bilateral tie with the leaders of the world's economies, wailers are here wailing. Na only heartbreak them go dey get o.

Lolz, not their fault, if you know what ignorance can do to a person.

I Came across this informative piece on facebook and felt its worth sharing.

Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president
1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business
2. Our problem is not d government but our problem is our importers and consumers
3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president
4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise
5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates, dollar has remained 197
6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches
7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex
8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41 products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market
9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs
10. To survive the pressure of excess dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes
11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 Naira to 1 dollars
12. However that does not mean that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each
13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here.
14. For example u will see a dull girl using iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced
15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products
16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency .
17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.

Credit: Adetukom Akeem

kingofchess:
u r looking at 1. I am the king of chess. no1 can stand me

We've seen your type fall in less than four moves.

kingofchess:
you are right op....same thing happened in my neighbourhood last month.

There is rarely a grandmaster in the game of chess.

Couple often settle with the judge, this has been case.

pinkiecutie:
Oh What A Life! Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job?

good evening Nigerian's..

my heartfelt greetings goes to you guys once more as you this forum was instrumental to my getting a job last year August...

This is my story. I work for an auditing firm , name withheld by me. early this year I occasionally caught my boss staring at me provocatively I.e lustfully but I just took it as nothing serious because he has never made advances before to me.
Earlier this month, he started complimenting my looks and all, but I still not suspecting anything reciprocated by complimenting his good looks too..
After all who doesn't want to be in the good books of his or her boss..
On the 21st of Jan , he called me into his office and offered me a seat.
I sat innocently, and from there he started his talk about how hard working I was and all.
As if that was not enough, he drew closer and tried to fumble my breast..this man in his mid fifties , had no shame when I politely told him that I was still a virgin and that he should stop..
He apologized and asked me out of his office..
About three days later, he sent for me and presented my termination letter. When I opened the letter, a tear dropped off my eyelids as I saw in block black and bold letters "TERMINATION OF APPOINTMENT DUE TO REDUNDANCY" . I stood there for close to five minutes not knowing what to say.After a while I managed to utter a thank you sir and left to pack all my belongings out of the company..
I went home to meet my sick mom(my father is late, I am an only child), when I saw her state I couldn't just bring it upon my self to tell her that I was just sacked..
right now, all the money I have been spending has gone to my mother's treatment..
even to eat now is a problem, right now having 1000 naira is like a million naira...
I have considered giving in but my vow to keep my virginity till marriage is still strong ( this virginity till marriage is a family thing. my mom,mom's mom and so on where Virgins)
so confused right now lord please help me, in your loving kindness touch the hearts of men to look upon your daughter who has chosen to live according to your ways amen...

Please don't sell, It's not worth it.

The road has been a narrow one. What a world?

mrprezident007:
Unemployment and quality of Education.
I have seen many graduates roam the streets looking for jobs. Conversely, some companies have also lamented that many Nigerian graduates are unemployable. Who is telling the truth, are there Jobs but no employable graduates or that there are not so many jobs out there?

I can't believe a Nigerian ask this.
I think he is from Cameroon.

Eugenedimgba:
When the president cum minister of tourism is on a world tour....that's what you get. Body language has become body odour.

What has it got to do with waec's response?

agabaI23:
lalala
Everything has increased since Buhari became the president. Even dollar is equal to N425....

Buhari eeeee

Must you comment?

A lot of internet laws are violated on daily basis in this nation. Especially by the so called celebrities (brand ambassadors) who want to flaunt even complete nakednes.s, Gold and the likes.

The law shouldn't just keep talking, let the hammer fall.

Sacramento4real:
And there are bill boards everywhere in Delta state that Okowa is working. So much for having a Trained medical doctor as a Governor.

What exactly do you want the governor to do about this!?

The Question remains: Why do we preserve corpses. Sometimes i wonder if they're food stuffs.

See the consiquence now

The Question remains: Why do we preserve corpses. Sometimes i wonder if they're food stuffs.

See the consiquence now

By Rachel Crane and Amanda
Barnett, CNN

Virgin Galactic shows off replacement for SpaceShipTwo Professor Stephen Hawking names it (VSS) Unity (CNN)—Virgin Galactic's race to become the first major private space tourism company just got closer to reality.
After more than three years of
construction, Richard Branson's company unveiled a new spaceship Friday at the Mojave Air & Space Port in California.
It is a replacement for the one that crashed in 2014, killing a test pilot .
Physicist Stephen Hawking
named the new vehicle Virgin
Spaceship (VSS) Unity in a
recorded speech and on Twitter.

"I would be very proud to fly on
this spaceship," Hawking said.

edition.cnn.com/2016/02/19/us/virgin-galactic-new-space-plane/

Just bid your family and friends a special goodbye when boarding

missKiffy:
Like I mentioned in a thread I created yesterday that am thinking of quitting my job, but I don't really have a back up plan, so have you ever quit your job without having a back up plan, and how did it work out for you, did u regret your actions and how long did it take for you to get another job.

Once more i say, don't call it a quit yet, till you have been able to make a plan.
Moreso, till she says 'GO'

vickvan:
Hmmm... Personally, i kind of believe in their existence, haven't encounter such before but heard stories about them. What baffles me most is that some Nigerians do shower their misfortune on witches and wizards. Is appalling. For instance, a friend of mine hardly reads, when final results were out, he failed happily. And i was, "guy, you fail bad bad oo..". He was like, " ehn ehn na, na the witches for my village dey pursue me so". I was like WHAT?? Anyways, do you believe in their existence? If yes, kindly share your experience.

Witches exist. But the meaning the world has given it is different from what God calls it.
1 Samuel 28:1

StreamerBlogger:
na u Send am dere abi

Nooo.
the na so e just be.

jornie:
When I read comments like this..i just SMH and hiss

sorry but its true