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Mumu doctor. Make Dem touch am small. Make body tell am

yazga:
THINGS A GIRL WISH HER BOYFRIEND KNOWS.
1.when you break her heart,the pains never go away.
2.when she misses you, she is hurting inside.
3.when she says its over, she still want you to be hers,possibly want you to treat her right.
4.when she walks away from you mad,she want you to follow her.
5.when she stares at your mouth,kiss her.
6.when she's mad at you, reassure her of your love.
7.when she ignores you give her your attention.
8.when she pulls away, pull her back.
9.when she pushes or hit you,hold her tight.
10.when you see her at her worst,tell her she's beautiful.
11.when you see her crying, hold her and don't say a word,give her room to think.
12.when you see her walking, sneak up to her and hug her from behind.
13.when she's scared,protect her.
14.when she lay her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
15.when she steals your favorite jacket,let her keep it for a night.
16.when she teases you,tease her back and make her laugh.
17.when she doesn't answer you for a long time,reassure her that everything is okay.
18.when she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
19.when she say that she really like you,she really does more than you can understand.
20.when she grab your hand,hold hers and play with her fingers.
21.when she bumps into you,bump into her back and make her laugh.
22.when she tell you a secret,keep it safe and untold.
23.when she looks into your eyes,don't look back until she does.
24.stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
25.don't let her have the last word.
26.don't call her hot,but gorgeous and beautiful is okay.
27.argue that she's the best girl ever.
28.when she says she's okay,don't believe it,talk to her about it because ten years later she'll still remember it.
29.tell her you love her more than she can ever love you.
30.call her at 12:00am on special occasion to tell her you love her.

Girls shud I increase the volume?

ticket may want cut go cut. Leave matter

Offpoint:
Is it a Neccessitation to have experienced something before one can write about it?

so why are u asking us if it's not a necessity

Baba na Mia khalifa your son dey chat with? Lol



But seriously just talk to him , tell him to b careful, thats all. And bros, the way you handle this issues will determine wether your son and you will have a good relationship forever. So think about that before you flog e head

PeacefulBae:
Okay, so most of d comments am getting is negative, guys bashing me for being loose and all. But it's okay.

what where you expecting, it's nairaland. Where guys pour there frustrations and claim alpha. Most of Dem are in SS 2 or just finished write jamb and weac and you expect Dem to give u mature advice, they can't give what they don't have now, cos they themselves are rookies.

My dear you did the right letting go. I bet you had sex with him thinking it will light the feelings, now you know better and you have done the right thing by telling him how you feel. Don't beat yourself about it.

Thumbs up

You want to write a book on something you have not done before. We self we be virgin and we don't know

Where is the babe cos me am seeing three guys dere o.


Or na you babe babe gallas?

danielaluv:
Good news ladies and Gentlemen!!!
Do you know that Obasonjo had an agreement with Mtn when he was in power that for Mtn to access the then 150million Nigerians as a prospective community he wants to earn N1 on every recharge of mtn. Note that Obasanjo doesn't earn A dime when you buy an mtn sim pack, he only earns when you recharge regardless of the conception people had that it is until you include *555*1*, with or without the *1* he still gets his commission. This form of income is called Royalty income or Passive Residual Income.
Few months ago Mtn had issues with NCC on sim registration. A statement was released that an average of between 25million - 45million Nigerians recharge MTN daily.
Ladies and Gentlemen this simply means that Olusegun Obasanjo earns about N25m -N45m every 24hrs of his life for the rest of his life and he can also pass this income to his children and generation(Legacy).

In the same manner Obafemi Awolowo had an agreement also with Coca cola that even in his death for every bottle of Coke opened in Nigeria, commissions go to his family.

It is better to work harder on a business that can keep paying you even when the activity that brought about the income is long gone. Buying and selling gives active income because if you buy and you can sell then its a problem meaning you have to exchange the activity of selling for income once this activity is stopped your earnings stops also.

In 2003, I met a world class computer programmer who designed a software that would automate Jamb registration, examination process etc. I told him to sell the software to Jamb and request for N5 on every complete registration via the software and knowing the Nigerian government so well, instead of paying him they would just add N5 to the Jamb registration so that applicant would be the one paying. Implementing this with the current statistics showing that an average of 7million people write Jamb annually, this means he should be earning about N35million every year for the rest of his life. But because he listened to his friends who told him Jamb registration process cannot be changed, as it has been so will it always be. He trashed his idea and few years later he saw it happen. Right now what is obtainable is that you cant even register for Jamb exam if you don't go online. Same with Nysc registration now

Introducing Eklipse consults, a company that advocates for business opportunities that has the potential to provide passive residual income.

Eklipse consults says, In business, never go passionate about something that cannot earn you a fortune.
In explaining this, a consultant Mr Jimi of eklipse consults asked a question at the company launch on June 11,2016 in Enugu and he said.
"Take your mind back to about 10-15years ago when ATM machines were just been introduced to the Nigerian community. If you were given an opportunity to promote this machines by talking to any bank branch on why dey should av it installed and once they agree, the company delivers and install while the bank manages and run. If you where to earn just 5kobo on every cash withdrawal via that machine because you promoted it for the rest of your life would it be a good business now?
That is for every person that withdraws even if its N1000 from the ATM, 5kobo comes to you for as long as that machine is working and dispensing.
Looking at the rate of disposition of ATM machines now we can say it would have been a perfect passive income system.

No one is inviting to come for a seminar, business meeting, networking syndrome and all, Just drop your mail, I'll forward the PDF file to you, take your time to read through to understand how it works, ask your questions and most importantly please endeavor to leave a feedback comment here on nairaland because so many have used this model to promote illegal, money stealing schemes so many reading this even find it hard to drop their email due to experiences in the past.

Just drop your valid email, dont bother putting down your name or number. Just your mail.
Thanks
Chinwe
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Nyeks:
Where in the post is help mentioned?

soooo, wat is the importance of this your post. To tell us wat exactly

Baba na friendship oooo. She go just use you play

Nyeks:
See your life. Madam, rejoice with those who are rejoicing, mourn with those who are mourning. I never mentioned anywhere in the post that she ain't checking my pictures or so. We all congratulates friends on our contact on social media when they celebrate, so there is no big deal there, whether ex or not. And for my wify, her ex called to congratulate her and there was no issue about that.

oga wats the problem actually. Why do you need our help. I no understand?

post=85940339:
Lol

Atiku can now open his mouth to talk on this issue also.
Same thing he and his Oga never did for all the wasted and years of looting they were in power.
The era when the most popular song in Nigeria was Nigeria jagajaga!

A period that a sitting vice president has the company that import the largest numbers of generators in different shapes and sizes,
How will they ever want us to have electricity?
Why won't they want us to remain in perpetual darkness!

A nation that the same vice president and the sitting president both floated 2 private universities for themselves while the Federal and State universities were on endless strikes!
universities that they are still operating up till this present day!
There was a nation!
If only our Democracy started with a Man like Our darling Daddy, President Muhammadu Buhari......If and only If!

Supporters of evil and corrupt politicians you can now start quoting...
You have the floor now.............


Don't mind these criminals.
They are nothing but hypocrites.
One step ahead we are!
No to corruption in our land again.

they are full of shit. They sound so intelligent when dey are not in power and become brain dead when the get to aso rock

You dey see pregnancy,you dey ask wetin do sperm

This country life remain half bar

I suspect you ate all does village soup mix with many ingredients and different leave.



Don't worry you will soon see dragon

Waiting for the elders to come and answee

Amotekun pikin na you b, b proud of it

Make Dem sha play draw. Mumu club

Romanoff:
Stop assuming sir. I'm a Christian and I will not fornicate, my body is God's temple and the Holy spirit lives there.

osheeeee mobile church

Mumu match. I dey go sleep jare

We hear

Chai, who na no even wait make d body cool for grave before you start to hang e wife. Jesu!!!!,

Baba no let anybody deceive you o, na Africa we dey , e get some wicked tradition wey technology no fit kill o


And I sure say u give the wife wicked styles. Youth of now days

Okay

rusher14:
Excuses.

One minute you would say Ihejirika was valiant and unrelenting, another minute, Badeh never stole and yet another minute, the Nigerian Army was compromised.

oga go and read your book. If you don't know wat to say go pick beans. You had a president who was not from the north, the kept on frustrating his effort, he had no other option than to use outside forces, we are saw the changes. For once forget political party and put Nigeria first

Maxymilliano:
Wetin Musa no go see for gate ... Stop comparing Apple and Orange, Was Manny getting married to May Weather in a private set up ?

na goat him n. People land with private jet to come make money. You dey compare am with marriage .

MJBOLT:

are you sure she's a nigerian because nigerian ladies will never pay for their own food if they are on a date.

him go still pay times 2. Make dem start to dey date first

All this one na English language. You want to tell me my president wrote and said all does things. Lwkmd


He can not even pronounce the country name very well

You no go respect yourself now o. Your village people is advicing you now you dont want to hear.

You no attract to her free her.


We no wan see any topic here again saying because I slept with her she is now spoiling my name

Wats dis

I know say na wetin go end am. Two mature people f**k each other , who na enjoy am. She b small pikin may she dey report. Baba relax nothing dey happen, nothing concern u if you see am greet am Waka pass. If she bring pussy again wipe am.

Dem try Wella

TissuePaper:
So some of us set out plans at the beginning of the year. It just dawned on me that the year would be over in less than 1 week, So what have you achieved? and What do you have left to go?

This year i set out to be part of the millionaires gang after creating this thread last year... https://www.nairaland.com/4852491/how-old-when-made-first

However, i managed to reach the sum of 462k as at march...i was determined to reach the 1million milestone but seems this year wasn't really my year.

To cut the long story short i made some very bad investments that sent my account pummeling down the slope and since then i cannot even boast of 10k in my account.

I will make sure that i do not make the same mistakes in the year 2020.... Here's to wishing all nairalanders a successful newest in addy.

my goal is to be the highest goal scorer