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DC Trendy: Interpret this and get a recharge card of any network, anyone? Let's go plz.

@ Op, want to conclude u were still asleep while tying this

Lemme have a goo not 4 d recharge card tho...

50calibre: Hahahaha you deluded yourself by thinking you were talking to a beautiful girl. A beautiful girl can't chase you, especially when she doesn't know you, except there's something she wants from you desperately. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, it does but is extremely rare.

You meet a pretty girl online, & she seems too eager... huge red flag, I suggest you run brother, good things don't come that easy.

100 likes.

extremelygolden: Sister, are you from Benue State?

No am from Edo State, Esan/Ishan, Ireukpen 2 be precise.

So she is STOCK in america ehn! Wat kind of stock chicken or goat meat stock?

Dis boy sef u go dey do like house boy! ! Abeg lemme leave u 4 d gay boys 2 jugde after all u asked 4 dem

adaobi123: And the op called this woman the hottest model in the world ?

As in I don't geh rit!

In my village hmm its a taboo 2 sit on top of a mortal,
A taboo for two people walking 2gether 2 put sm1 coming from d opposite direction at d center! ,
A taboo 4 a man 2 eat his wife's food after suspecting her of infidelity seen abt 3 men dead cos of dis & sum sickk untill d confession of d woman!

adaobi123: Never heard of her

Who does she model for ?

She doesn't even model anymore 4 a very long time & she was more of an actress & singe sef! Dis thread is just completely daft!

Oke Esibe: Urs are tu small

Looks left, Looks right; sees only an IMBE'CILE! Moves on without sayin a word...

jhidey08: u fit hlp me luk 4 work 4 him place? @least b4 ASUU call of dier strike. I no go toast u, I promise

lol . U no serious

Hmmmm Only ever worked 4 my Dad. So nope!

Shaanteel: was a mistake xowi

Op u fyn, buh dis model rating is it ur personal conviction or wat?

patmaine: 500 ke.. wetin I dey use send ur mama and sisters card

That your hand go bend & ur Anus go lick! Wen u use take type your mama & her generation story 4 hear! If you beat your mother & u hav no respect 4 her keep dat knowlede 2 urself u don't hav 2 let d world know wat a waste of sperm your are! Awaa Bush fowl!

I love both pictures for d case of clarity & dat is goes a long way 2 show peeps d effect of lightening in photography! Without seeing dat ist pic lots of people would hav come 2 d conclusion dat Toolz was bleaching!
Btw Denrele looks lyk a chucky dull!

StateOfMind: And who knows, maybe that last 500n is even used to send airtime to their ngbeke chics Mugus

Yes naw! 200naira etisalat 4 d main babe 100naira 4 side chick & d rest 2 hold body till d next pay !

Strauskhan1: Guys! Guys!! Guys!!! Stop ur madness, I have paid her bride price

Smally U don finally trowey dat your welder glass! Glory!

St_Obaino: Hey u been off BBM. How are you doing?

Oh yeaa. I got a new phone. Am fine & you?

What is good for the Goose is also Good for the Gander!

In hard times lyk dis 15/17k minimum, buh op ur a liar sha! An average guy dat usually goes 2 d ATM 2 withdraw d last 500 if possible!

Don't expect a gud response dis early, lots of Nairaland peeps are hypocrites/pretenders & dey will try 2 bring down odas who are more open/frank cos dey want 2 form wat they are not!

Alikaxon: Look at this op. I don't know what guys has done to her that she so despice them alot. Look at who's saying they re unkept; how kept re u? Meanwhile, what's the difference between them and you? They get money from men to do their hair, you also do. They get money from men to go shopping, you also do. With your pesistent ugly attitude towards men, It shows u've developed hatred for them(not me) and people like u are still single even in their late 40s, what a life?

All is not well up there oh! All dis attack 4 a simple question!

Nadia_SA1: My Flavour..
How I love thee like a red rose

You no love Seun again!?

I hate dat show with passion cos of d jugdes expecially dat ugly! Old! Lonely Divorcee Kate Hen-short! Wat talent does she hav now! She doesn't act again or produce or sing or work sef! Don't blame her blame Airtel! Everytin abt Airtel must get comma! Mtcheww

Wow dat second pic is just soo hawt & masculine! Soo imposing & .

Annie2gud: shift ur disabled breast to one side.

Still doesn't change d fact dat ur an illiterate trying 2 bring ur kind down . Does it hurts 2 be corrected!
Btw have u SUIT your doctor!?

Dehley: Let me be sincere with the whole
house. I still find it difficult to do the needful as it was requested by her due to an incident which happened long ago. I paid her an unexpected visit around 7pm that fateful day and met her first ever BF, we exchanged greetings and I left the place, only for me to discover this same guy passed the night at her place which I find very disgusting. She later apologised and I decided to act as if nothing ever happened.

Then wat are u still doing there!? Gals can be very Vindictive creatures ohh! Guess U don't know her family, U don't know wat her mom is capable of doing! Y take a risk with an oath lyk dat!! Abi Is a willing punanay dat hard 4 u 2 get!?

RedBenson: Bro, such chiks who think they have sense ends up frustrating themselves. If u think she's not dat woman whom u can see as ur wife, it wont cost u anything. Introduce her to ur mum, get that pusssy of hers hardly fuccked and dump her sorry azz thereafter. She wont do a thing. All these girls sef.

I hope u don't hav a daughter in future! God Almighty Abeg dey observe ohh You created them Male & Female.

Danhumprey: Wicked.

Its not only Suit its Buba & wrapper!

Abu Mikey:

Babe, You cute

Tenk .

Silicon fakee boobs! Probably butt inplants too & dat wogly face!

Annie2gud: This Guy should check for Active ingredient in his Drugs Composition..and SUIT his doctor for severe Brain damage.....Lawdy lawd.

Yes same as u! & don't forget to SUIT your doctor!