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89green:
It was made for the gullibles.

Bibi Productions in conjunction with Mossad studios presents, The Plumber.

In the whole history of commercial aviation, there have been at least ten cases in which suicidal-homicidal pilots plunged their planes into steep high-speed nosedives. In all ten of those cases, the planes went splat and everyone died. Not once, before this latest incidence had any commercial flight that had been put into a steep high-speed nosedive by a demented pilot EVER survived. Not once. The success rate for rescue efforts, even by other experienced pilots, is exactly 0%. Or was. After this incidence, it is pushing 10%. The obvious lesson: In the name of aviation safety, every airline should offer a free first-class seat to a plumber who watches TV, just in case a knife-wielding suicidal pilot needs to be subdued after putting the plane into a steep nosedive, and the plane needs to be righted—a feat that pilots can’t accomplish, but TV-watching plumbers apparently can.

Even Donald Trump, who peddles the most atrociously ridiculous tall tales on a daily basis, had a hard time swallowing this one.

Donald Trump: An Israeli plumber flew the plane, which he supposedly learned to fly by watching an air-disaster show. I don’t know if it is true or not, but this is the story I got from Bibi.

Story is so fake that even Donald Trump is doubting it. 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/lrd2gZ0xve

— Mohit Chauhan (@unmutemohit) October 1, 2026

Let’s begin with the official story. In today’s AI-addled world, it’s easy to get concise summaries of official stories: Just ask AI.

So Gemini, did an Israeli plumber really pull an Emirati plane out of a suicide nosedive?

Gemini:
Yes, an off-duty Israeli plumber named Yaniv Hayun helped pull a Flydubai passenger flight out of a sharp dive after a mid-air cockpit attack.

What Happened

The Incident: During a Flydubai flight traveling from Dubai to Tel Aviv, an in-flight altercation broke out in the cockpit. Officials stated that a pilot allegedly attacked the captain (identified as Smit Machchhar) with a knife, causing the aircraft to plunge rapidly thousands of feet. [1, 2, 3]

Pulling Up: Finding the cockpit momentarily vacant of functional control, Hayun grabbed the yoke and pulled back to help level the plane, later stating that watching aviation safety shows like Air Crash Investigation gave him a basic idea of what to do. [1, 2]

The Resolution: Other passengers and off-duty pilots on board quickly stepped in to fully restrain the attacker and take over the aircraft. The flight safely diverted and made an emergency landing in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia. [1, 2, 3, 4]


Wow. So it wasn’t just an Israeli plumber. It was an off-duty Israeli plumber! Good thing he was off-duty. Had he been hard at work unclogging the plane’s toilet, which he would have needed to do had it been as full of shit as this story, he would never have had the chance to heroically save the lives of 174 passengers by doing the unprecedented and near-impossible: Pulling the plane out of a suicide dive induced by a disgruntled pilot. (But at least he could have saved the toilet, and the passengers’ noses—as well as the noses of most of the world’s population, which are being tightly and unrelentingly squeezed to ward off the reek of this stinking story.)

Here is our hero, off duty Plumber and emergency pilot who learnt how to save an aircraft from a steep nose dive simply from watching the National Discovery channel's Aircraft Investigation series:

🇮🇱 Remember the passenger who casually told Netanyahu he took control of the Flydubai plane?

Yeah there was a lot more to that story.

Yaniv Hayun says he put the attacking co-pilot in a chokehold, dragged him out of the cockpit, then jumped back in and pulled up on the controls…

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) September 30, 2026

Kalashnikov49:
Enter bush and verify.

You just post senselessly .

Enter which yeye bush ?

Tell those your cowards to leave bush if dem born dem well.

Abi their Biafra nah for inside evil forest ?

Kalashnikov49:
Enter bush and verify. .


Know this also...

Biafra will materialize in your life time and your tears will be blood.

So how will kidnapping these youth corpers give you your Biafra ?

So the Christian thing to do is to start selling drugs


These people are wired differently

Kalashnikov49:
Enter bush and verify. .


Know this also...

Biafra will materialize in your life time and your tears will be blood.

I can't wait for it.

They are not , have never and will never EVER be Christian


How the number 1 apostate and heretic voodoo pagan people in Nigeria sone how became the champions of Christianity in Nigeria needs to be studied.

To them, Christianity translates to being woke ultra liberal and Zionist oriented.

The real Christians in Nigeria are the northern Christians and not these pagans .

MadamExcellency:
You don't know the location, but only on paper and in the media. Asari is gone with his unknown gunmen, and insecurity has ended. There are a few of his local men still remaining, but the coordination is lost; hence some skirmishes here and there.

The insecurity is almost gone. Just two in a hundred bag eggs are disturbing the peace but no major upsets as during Bihari's era.

Tinubu has cleared your forests with the help of military operations and most importantly in securing the convictions of Ekpa and Kanu.

trtola:
I am ashamed on your behalf. Because I marvel at your reasoning skills. I have no more to say.

Be ashamed of yourself for falling for chewish tricks without fail.

MadamExcellency:
I know you don't merit my reply, not even for a word but I will still let the truth out for people with brain to understand.

Buhari handed Asari Dokubo and his militants together with their mouth piece Ijele (the media propagandist) a military contract in exchange for withdrawal of Northern and Western Security Officers to fight ESN. It was this contract that produced the sporadic unknown gunmen and majority of miscreants distabilizing Southeast until Bihari's tenure ended.

Remember how Asari and his men besieged Abuja in support of President Tinubu after the swearing-in to office, it was an attempt to get Tinubu to renew the contract and to continue the killing and filming of deaths and burning buildings in the Southeast to extract more money from the FG but as God may have it, President Tinubu rebuffed him hence the contract came to an end and Southeast's insecurity immediately dropped by 90%.

It wasn't magic, but the root cause of the insecurity was withdrawn hence the result.

This same formula is what is trying to replicate itself. The people creating illegal roadblocks may want to justify their relevance by kidnapping Youth Corps members from another region in Southeast to claim they are needed on those roads to continue extorting motorists and commuters across Southeast roads.

This is inside job hence those villagers stopped the security personnels from removing the vehicle and want them to pursue the kidnappers instead.

Still running cover for your terrorists ?

Go to Ihiala or Orsu and tell them that it is Asari that was terrorising them .

AustineE1:
I hope the DSS is taking note,the op already knows they kidnappers and where they come from,I guess he should be invited to shed more light on this.
We must take cognizant of the fact that terrorist sympathizers operate in social media,so we must also distinguish between meaningful discussions and those gaslighting for terrorists,those carrying out 'false flag operations' for terrorists. My humble opinion.

Pathetic


That road and community is infrared by ESN/BLA terrorists who carried a similar abduction on ten youth corpers in February of 2023.

A year later, same terrorists abducted a convoy of journalists heading to Uyo to cover a Super Eagles AFCON qualifier match being played in Uyo. Their abduction was still on this same road.

So if ESN/BLA terrorists have been having a field day kidnapping on that same road, it's only natural that they are behind this current abduction.

Don't worry the students will soon be rescued and they will tell the world who their abductors are.

Ojuntana:
The real tragedy is having student loan on your neck still unpaid and then getting kidnapped with ransom demand running into millions.

Which do you think these corp members and their parents should think of paying first? The nelfund loan or the kidnappers ransom?
One corn for the right answer 🌽

The real tragedy is you that is running cover and deflecting from your criminals .

Yorubasareslave:
The security agencies should invite you for questioning.
It’s obvious you are in cohorts with the kidnappers.

See this one.

The security will arrest all those youth who blocked them from carrying out the rescue operation in the name of protests.

Ojuntana:
That it happened in the SE or that Obi has been mute about it or that the internet is not buzzing with trolls calling out Yoruba or whatever other nonsense you want to conjure from your decrepit mind does not absolve the president of blame and cluelessness in handling our security challenges.
It's rather shameful that corp members who are in national service are in the hands of kidnappers and the govt has been mute about it. These are youths who chose to serve their fatherland. They're parents have been running helter skelter looking for millions to bail out their sons while the president has been preoccupied with movies. It's almost as if the lives of those corpers don't matter sincene they were kidnapped in the SE. They can add well be used for peplersoup and the president could not be bothered.
Have they even released their customary statement or they are too distracted looking for Peter Obi's fault to care about corp members in kidnappers' den

The blame lies squarely on those who carried out this latest dastardly criminal act.

A fair share also goes to those who run cover for these criminals by trying to deflect and assign blame to the President and to Fulani bandits when we know very well that this kidnapping was carried out by ESN/BLA criminals who enjoy mass support and moral equivalence from people like you.

This isn't the first time such mass abductions are occuring on that same road .

Runaway22:
See yourself again you didn't even bother to check where the bus Departed from (park)

Why will you bother to check 😂 a kidnapping happened in an expressway used by different people and 2 bus suddenly was kidnapped 2 full buses , is it that they used rope or chain to chain the buses together while on the way ?

Second driver say first bus and still allowed himself to be kidnapped and you actually believe this? A mission that is supposed to be hush hush

The journalists (October 2024) were abducted along the Isseke–Orlu Road in Ihiala LGA while travelling Lagos to Uyo.

The Anambra state govt said the journalists were abducted by criminal gunmen masquerading as secessionists.


In another episode in February 2023 ,NYSC case, 15 corps members were intercepted at a filling station/Total junction in Ihiala, and their bus was then diverted to Isseke on the Ihiala–Orlu expressway, where they were held hostage before police rescued them.

I have not heard of Fulanis driving off with their victims

The 15 prospective NYSC members travelling from Ibadan to the Abia orientation camp were abducted around Ihiala, again in the same general area.

So we have recorded mass abductions on this road prior and they criminals involved were all described as gunmen masquerading as secessionists. Which we know is just an excuse to downplay the criminality in ESN/BLA.

This is not a Fulani abduction as you guys want to spin it .

Isseke in Ihiala LGA is a recurring kidnapping hotspot that has been flagged repeatedly as a security concern for travellers on this route.

Same Ihiala was under siege by ESN/BLA terrorists with most of its residents relocating out of town.

Life is just slowly returning back to normal in this same Ihiala as we saw with some of the residents returning back to their homes late last year.

Runaway22:
They kidnapped your own people like Yoruba people

And then a Yoruba opened a thread to use the lives of More than 40 Yoruba to play politics
You can't make this up abeg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is how low and low you guys can be I am happy the internet is seeing you people for who you truly are ,

not the time of newspaper and all those junk agenda you guys do and blame it on another

Who carried the kidnapping if not your ESN BLA terrorists ?

Runaway22:
See yourself again you didn't even bother to check where the bus Departed from (park)

Why will you bother to check 😂 a kidnapping happened in an expressway used by different people and 2 bus suddenly was kidnapped 2 full buses , is it that they used rope or chain to chain the buses together while on the way ?

Second driver say first bus and still allowed himself to be kidnapped and you actually believe this? A mission that is supposed to be hush hush

The journalists (October 2024) were abducted along the Isseke–Orlu Road in Ihiala LGA while travelling Lagos to Uyo.

The Anambra state govt said the journalists were abducted by criminal gunmen masquerading as secessionists.


In another episode in February 2023 ,NYSC case, 15 corps members were intercepted at a filling station/Total junction in Ihiala, and their bus was then diverted to Isseke on the Ihiala–Orlu expressway, where they were held hostage before police rescued them.

I have not heard of Fulanis driving off with their victims

The 15 prospective NYSC members travelling from Ibadan to the Abia orientation camp were abducted around Ihiala, again in the same general area.

So we have recorded mass abductions on this road prior and they criminals involved were all described as gunmen masquerading as secessionists. Which we know is just an excuse to downplay the criminality in ESN/BLA.

This is not a Fulani abduction as you guys want to spin it .

Isseke in Ihiala LGA is a recurring kidnapping hotspot that has been flagged repeatedly as a security concern for travellers on this route.

Same Ihiala was under siege by ESN/BLA terrorists with most of its residents relocating out of town.

Life is just slowly returning back to normal in this same Ihiala as we saw with some of the residents returning back to their homes late last year.

Runaway22:
His is an inside job don't be a emotional about it because if it was Iran vs Israel you will never agree Israel is the victim

2 buses filled with Corp members don't just disappear in that kind of road never done and never heard before

Only those 2 buses from all the buses that ply that road , which road did they pass through before ?

Inside job of course.

The corpers in their uniform at a park in Ob, Anambra would have attracted much attention from criminal informants .

franchasng:
Don't worry boy, the innocent corpers will be released and they will share their encounter and you will be put to shame for being utterly tribal and insensitive.


No youth or youths blocked army from rescuing the victims or going after the victims. Even a foreigner will never believe such fabu story in Nigeria; that some youths blocked Nigerian armed military or Police from going after kidnappers and the so called armed Nigerian army didnt open fire on the said villagers in Southeast not even in Bornor or Yobe or Sokoto where they usually use soft hand to handle crime? You know you are lying to yourself but dont worry, I pray the corpers are released soonest so that you will hear the true story and also find out that the kidnappers are Fulani herdsmen.



No other kidnapper or kidnappers in Nigeria have the guts to adopt people en mass, especially corpers and then demand such an outrageous amount, no other group except Fulani herdsmen terrorists, quote me anywhere any day

I thought you said they have been rescued ?

Even the timing of the kidnapping shows it was carried out by ESN/BLA as the day coincided with Nigeria's independence day celebration..

The driver you are falsely accusing as being an accomplice knew that stretch of road to be very dangerous and that's why he refused to continue the journey on the first day when it got dark and only restarted the journey at 5 am .

There would have been enough intel leaked to the gangs from the park to them by their informants.

As you rightly said they will be released and they will tell us who really kidnapped them.

franchasng:
By the time the kidnappers are caught or victims are released and they narrate their encounter, tribalists like you will be put to shame again as usual.



And for your information, Hopeless Uzodinma the Imo state Governor have been very accommodating to Fulanis to the extent that they perpetrate all manner of crimes in Imo without being questioned.


The person heading Imo special Police in Imo state is even a Yoruba man like you called Ola, so I expect him to swing into full action now

The real tribalist is you who is trying desperately to pin this latest kidnapping on Fulanis when we know it is not Fulani .

The last time there was a high profile coverage of a kidnapping incidence on that road that involved some journalists , it was ESN/BLA that carried out the kidnapping.

You are the one desperately trying to pin this on Fulanis in your usual irresponsible gaslighting.

franchasng:
Stop talking about what you know nothing about.


I have spoken with someone around the vicinity of the adoption, he said the community youths were only protesting the security laxity despite being close to the spot, they never blocked the security personnel from pursuing the kidnappers instead they were angry the security didnt go after the kidnappers immediately but were more interested in removing the buses from the scene of incident.


Now ask yourself why must the security be more concerned about moving the buses out of the scene instead of pursuing the kidnappers with everything they have including deploying a helicopter and even drone? This is what should give you concern not some senseless talk that the community blocked the security from going after the kidnappers, how can you even believe that in Nigeria where the security wont waste time in opening fire on the said villagers if they dared such?

Rubbish.

Fulani kidnappers never ever operate within communities.

They operate on lonely stretch of highways far and remote from communities .

This incidence happened in a very busy and inhabited stretch of the highway.

The report I read stated that security operatives responding to the driver's distress report to them were blocked from passing the road.

Fire dey burn house, fire service show, boys say they will not be allowed to do their work.

That's how this is looking like.

From every indication, the youth that barricaded the road and prevented security from moving are accomplices to this kidnapping.

What protest do they want to do in the middle of a rescue operation?

They did not see that the troops were going after the criminals before barricading the road ?

Abeg tell us another lie.

franchasng:
This look like an insider job. The drivers that escaped need serious interrogation.

The security nearby that the escaped drivers went to complain to need serious investigation.


Something is not right about this incident.


I pray for their safe release, I can imagine the pains of the young graduates in the hands of these demon possessed souls called kidnappers.


And I am very sure it is Fulani herdsmen kidnappers because only them can be this brutal and insensitive to demand this amount for ordinary corpers drawn from various poor families

Why did members of the community block the road which prevented security forces from reaching the scene on time.

The entire community that has been giving these guys refuge in their bushes are the ones to be rounded up and interrogated in their roles in preventing security agents from reaching the scene on time.

Their fake protests and blocking of the road preventing security agents to move to the scene was what led to the kidnappers escaping with the victims.

This is a community joint job with the kidnappers and the kidnappers are not Fulani.

They are already desperately pushing the lie that the kidnapping was the work of Fulani bandits and at the same time blaming the security forces .

When even the locals blocked the road preventing security forces to reach the scene on time and thereby jeopardising the rescue of the hostages.

franchasng:
And I am very sure it is Fulani herdsmen kidnappers because only them can be this brutal and insensitive to demand this amount for ordinary corpers drawn from various poor families

Close your lying tongue.

Which Fulani has been operating in that corridor that is filled with ESN /BLA terrorists

Was it not this same road that journalists going to cover the Nigerian Super Eagles match that was to be played in Uyo, were kidnapped by ESN/BLA terrorists a few years back?

MadamExcellency:
It's not about where it happened. It's all about who did it.

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Who is responsible for this kidnapping and virtually every kidnapping in your SE ?

MadamExcellency:
It's not about where it happened. It's all about who did it.

The villagers are mad at security agencies for not doing their best at rescuing the victims.

Villagers have been under constant siege by those terrorists whom they once welcomed as liberators.

Those criminals are 100% ESN/BLA .

By now the internet would have been on fire

Giringori would have been postulating his nonsense .

Yorubas will be getting trolled.

Petitions would have been flying to Trump's desk .

Mike Arnold would have been hyperventilating.

But since it happened in the SE and the kidnappers are 99.999% most likely and certainly from the same SE, all we get is crickets .

By now the internet would have been on fire

Giringori would have been postulating his nonsense .

Yorubas will be getting trolled.

Petitions would have been flying to Trump's desk .

Mike Arnold would have been hyperventilating.

But since it happened in the SE and the kidnappers are 99.999% most likely and certainly from the same SE, all we get is crickets .

Validated:
Olawepo Hashim analyzed our cost to extract crude locally and it reasonable looks like from extraction to refining, a litre should not exceed N700.
He indicated that NNPCL sells crude extracted at a location say in Delta to local refineries at the same price it sells in Rotherdams. While the price in Rotherdam includes logistics of shipping from Onne to continental Europe, the delivery to Dangote does not attract the same logistics cost. So, why MUST NNPCL charge same price?

Again, why has NNPCL been recording under-recoveries amounting to N8.67T in its audited FS when subsidies have been removed since 2023?

One lame Tinubu defender wrote "Oil is a fungible commodity. The price of a barrel of crude is the same worldwide.".

How can a farmer in Benue explain to his son that the price of a tuber of yam in his barn at Oturkpo is the same as that same tuber when shippped to Paris? Can he sell the yam at Oturkpo market at the same price it sells in Paris?

Tinubu and his band of thieves need to be sacked. They have been lieing to Nigerians. We extract crude at Forcados and ship to it Dangote in Lekki, TELL ME how does the blockade of the STRAIT OF HORMUS affect the price? Do you first ship it to Iran and Oman first before bringing it to Lekki for refining?

Also, why must Petrol refined in Lekki cost the same as those refined in Amsterdam?

Government is not telling Nigerians the truth, for that reason, Tinubu MUST GO!.

So much ignorance.

Crude is drilled by JVs .

The FG collects 60% of sold inventory and reinvests same share in operations.

Crude is also priced and sold at international prices.

Even if FG wants to sell to local refineries at subsidized rates they can't because governors are also stake holders and will kick against such.