₦airaland Forum

BabaRamota1980:
After reading the clarity issued to Nigerians by Guinness World Records, I thought my people would finally allow records to breathe. Until I received my transfer letter yesterday. I am reporting to my new post in Anambra soon. By this time next year I will be a proper Nwafor with my own chieftancy title.

But before then, I figured an opportunity just opened for me to enter Guinness World Records. My people make una rejoice for me o. . Umunna, ka Chukwu gozie m

I want to do a Sit-At-Home-marathon. Ekpa say do for two weeks. He dey talk hin own. Osi gini? Babaramota go do sit-at-home for 4months, beat world record.

Aga mu etinye Anambara na map Chei! Chineke!!

Anambra ke?

Better work your transfer to Maiduguri.

That shit hole Anambra is a land of savage brutes.

olivegirl:
I'm writing to payroll commenter who are bent on instigating tribal offensive words on nairaland to desist from doing so. In next two weeks the money will stop coming then you will get back to Street. Use your clear mindset when typing your words. No this and know peace

Lolz.


Write UN and complain

Throwback:
Hahahahaha!

These clowns really put their hopes on Elluuu Pi.

No be small copium.

Namkbank:
Once he has been announced as president on the 27th of February, he should first ask the ICPC and EFCC to start investigating Yahaya Bello, Madam Aisha the puff-puff fryer, Amechi, Emefile and several others.

He should make sure the airport is monitored so that they won't escape

Wake up.

Time to prepare for shop.

TruthinAction:
I am so shocked that a large percentage of Nigerians don't know how to make the right demand. What is this nonesense about sharing money as palliatives that will not take the poor out of poverty. Besides, there are countless millions the money will not get to.

So, if we have good revenue that far exceeds previous month's revenue, FG should use the money to fix our refineries.

When our refineries are fixed, the pump price of petrol should drop which will in turn bring down the inflation rate.

Other good alternatives are;

1. Build gas stations all over Nigeria and begin to convert petrol engine cars to be able to use gas to run. You spend far less when you run your cars on gas. For instance, if you spend 5,000 naira on petrol daily, gas will cost you just about 1,500 naira.

2. Invest the money on security. Set up CCTV camera on several places and on our highways.

3. Empower local vigilante to be able to curb the security challenges we are faced with.

4. Buy buses for transportation to run within towns and cities at low cost.

5. Build thousands of low cost housing so people will spend far less on rents.

6. Build more markets so that people can rent shops at low cost to trade.

7. Invest in agriculture. Build irrigation facilities so that farmers can farm for the 12 months of the year. Get involved in mechanized farming. Let the groundnut pyramid of the early 70s return back again.

8. Massive industrialization. Why can't we set up new industries to start producing many things that we import. For instance, can't we produce try circle aka Keke. It's annoying to hear that the price of that toy is getting close to 2 million naira. Why are our leaders so wicked. There are many other things we can start producing. Naira value is dropping daily because we are a consuming nation.

I can actually write a whole book on this.

Let's stop the scam of sharing money as palliatives and fix this country.

Peter Obi will never be president of Nigeria.

Bitterhelineus:
An igbo Engineer, based in Canada, Jude Igwemezie, has won a $500 million contract to build a monorail network in Iraq.
Mr. Igwemezie, who was also trained in Canada, heads TransGlobim International, the engineering company that won the bid. The contract is to construct what is described as “a viable rail transportation network” for the city of Najaf. The network will connect three Islamic holy and historic mosques in Imam Ali, Kufa and Sahle.
An elated Mr. Igwemezie told NEXT in a telephone interview that the project is billed to be completed in three years, and will be built in two phases. The first phase, he said, will cover the design, construction and operation of the system while the second phase will involve the expansion of the system and its extension to the Najaf airport and the final phase.
Mr. Igwemezie, who said he has been involved in negotiation with Nigerian officials in the last 18 months to construct several rail lines in the country, disclosed that it took “only two months to get the Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) executed with Iraqi officials”.
Hinting at his frustration to offer his services to Nigeria, Mr. Igwemezie said, “as a Diaspora person, I kept coming back, knocking, to help Nigeria. On the other hand I can’t knock forever.”

See scam.


This nah old 419 fax format nah.

This govt is having sense.


This is what I proposed in another thread where I stated that money raised from both floating the naira and removal of subsidy be used as an avenue to mop up excess liquidity.

At this rate, over #5 Trillion can be mopped out of circulation from the existing #22T Emefile printed from thin air

The naira will regain value and stabilize to 350-400 and fuel price will drop to roughly same value. With more local production, fuel price may further drop to less than #300 . Continue this further into next year and we could see our reserves lift to over $50bn thereby putting less pressure on the FX market.


Kudos to Tinubu for having the balls to do the right thing.

mrvitalis:
Which of her social media handle did she write it oga

Twitter with its reduced 200 alphabet limit.

Same useless Jew house that endorsed Buhari ?

Chimamanda Adichie is a fiction writer.

This barren dyke again.

Okoro

Evil people

50k weekly.

Work and school runs.

Segzy19:
For me, Chioma is the most foolish woman on earth for now...

Complete your education, you no gree. Just because of Davido

Get a job or start a business, you no gree.... Just because of Davido...

All your life and achievement is tied to Davido..
Without Davido, you have nothing...
Even the child with which you can still get his attention, you couldn't look after the child properly despite no having any job that takes your time. The boy drowned and died as you outsourced your motherly duty to a nanny...

You now have nothing to yourself. No complete education, no personal source of livelihood, no child, even the man is not fully yours as you share him with multiple women...

People warned you (from experience) but you felt you had it all planned out... Now life is teaching you in the hard way.

I hope other ladies will learn...

Shut up.

Is it a crime for a woman to be dedicated to a man ?

Chioma did no wrong.

She loves Davido and that's what a loving woman will do for a man she loves.

I believe Davido loves her too.

Just that Davido is a sex addict.

Davido should seek professional counseling .


Any man on earth will do anything to have a woman like Chioma

I won't blame Davido because he obviously has a problem and the fact that nah small pikin dey worry am.

I will stand with chioma because I am jealous of the love she has for Davido.

Everyman on earth will want such an unflinching woman by his side.

Chioma is not your average gold digging Owerri girl.


Cc: nedu666, do you see I am not a blind tribalist .

proeast:
Is it our fault that you're poor? Land is always expensive in high value areas. That's why lands in Lagos, Abuja, SE and SS are expensive while lands in SW and North are dirt cheap.

That's also the reason most of you keep talking nonsense about Igbos not selling land to outsiders. Anybody who can afford it will easily buy lands in SE. But if you need dirt cheap lands then go to the North or SW outside Lagos region.

Lol

Nah so Una go boast say Una pay big bride price for one used olosho .


Not everyone is like you with a covetous spirit.

And what in God's name go carry me go cannibal zone?

I dey mad nii?