₦airaland Forum

roymary:
I need to pay you off! Name your price this boy? Or do you want me to get you arrested.

@Atreides, i am giving you a chance of a lifetime; your aunties on Nairaland blew their chances too ; they were love birds but hey, the lover boys are gone.  Ask Mygoldie.

Baby, what do u want for valentine? Will this do? Thats a $5000 Python Skin Jimmy Choo;


BTW, you have very lovely legs, what time are they open?

They've been laced with MAGUN of the Ogun abenu gongo fame, open them at your risk!

Bumper to bumper

Atreides:
Rotflmao @bolded. . Ldkm4h. . Dude you no good oh. .

Atreides my love:

That old man has three wives already, not to talk about his many concubines.

And you know that AIDS is real.     .     .   Do you really want to take that chance?


Anyway, I just got my paycheck for the work I did over the past two weeks. Mehn, them cheat me like craze. They only pay me for 92 hrs instead of 100 hrs, so I may not be able to afford a diamond ring this val, but definitely next val, you'd get whatever you want.

Lest I forget, my six pack still dey Kampe though. No one can take that away for me.

Anywho, how are your parents? say hi to them for me. what about your sister Sophie, hope she is facing her studies? extend my regards to her. Until we talk again, stay safe ok. I love you!

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=594268.msg7629860#msg7629860 date=1296334716]Yes it makes you gullible and I am sick and tired of people either acting as if they are gullible due to ethnic hatred or who continue to remain gullible because a group of criminals decided to give them crumbs to make noise for them. That is why there is incessant killings in Jos because of people like you who believe their people on top have their interest at heart.

Where and when have you seen people vote enmasse in Nigeria up till this day apart from June 12?. How then did you conclude that Igbos and other South Southerners are not trusted by others when others were never voted in the right way in the first place?. They usurped power through the military and continue to give your likes crumbs so as to build an Igbo firewall so they can continue to condemn the country.

Look at Egypt and Tunisia and the revolution that is going on there, that is what I call a progressive society and not Nigeria/ns who behoove in ethnic jargon as if it will put food on their table. Mscheeeew.[/quote]Are you ready to lead a revolution?

If no? Then stop looking at Tunisia and Egypt, lets start looking at Ghana and cameroon

For Sure, me I no wan die, I never dis-flower a girl yet!

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=593399.msg7630042#msg7630042 date=1296336994]i don't know and i'm sure you don't. So if you don't know whose fault why blame her? do you think everyone has the opportunity to go to good schools that's if they go to school at all.[/quote]Look at my posts, i have no problem with her.

To say, it is not her fault that she became the First Lady is just being disingenuous

roymary:
Six pack gini? Abeg jare; You cant have six pack when you have all these money that i've got in Swiss banks. Why do you want to suffer with that destitute that has 4 jobs packing snow all through Is he a robot ? I will employ him to wash your undies and pay him better my dear. 

BTW, what do you want for Valentine?  Don't be shy baby girl.

[s]Puleaseeeee , Have you seen Banky W without them caps?[/s]  Don't lose me baby.

Agbalagba yi, leave all these small small girls for us

Dont you have like three wives already?

These young girl dont want too much wahala, and Polygamy is too much wahala.

Huh, regarding that snow shoveling job, I applied but they said I was over qualified, and that they'd rather employ those spanish aliens so I am back to square three, still looking for a third and if possible, a fifth job. I can do yahoo too if there is an opening. Anything for Atreides! Anything for Atreides.

PS: Atreides, I dont have to go to the gym to get in shape, i have a natural six-pack from working my abs while loading bags at the Airport. Anyway, I am still working on your Maserati, abi na Aston Martin you want?

adeibi:
I don't know why I can't watch a video or listen to a song on youtube with my system. It's always screeching, it takes me like one hour to watch or listen to a 5minutes video or song which is not fun at all. At the end I don't understand a thing, What's wrong? Does it also happen to you guys? What can I do to stop it? I also want to watch Dame's speech.

Its because you are in Nigeria

Youtube doesnt give me that kind of problem. God bless Verizon!

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=595135.msg7629504#msg7629504 date=1296330459]The Real Nigeria - Makoko Slum[/quote]These are Biafran areas you are showing, Stop labeling your picture "The Real Nigeria."

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=595135.msg7629480#msg7629480 date=1296330056]No I am not. Only a small percentage of Nigerians are able to enjoy such luxuries. The majority are impoverished and you are being very disingenuous of not showing the full story.

Egypt, Turkey and Tunisia's populations are wealthier than Nigeria's population, yet they are rioting.[/quote]We are all cowards

You think people like Kobojunkie, who likes to talk and eat American pizza and Big MAC, wants to die?

The problem with Nigeria is that there are too many Kobojunkies around us. Once we get rid of every damn Kobojunkie on NL and in real life, this country will move forward, trust me!

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=593399.msg7629394#msg7629394 date=1296329339]Yes she can't speak English so well so what. Is it her fault she is the first lady?[/quote]Whose fault my dear?

Obj, for imposing a dying president on us all?

Yar'adua, for not waiting until the conclusion of his term to die?

The Senate, for make GEJ president after the death of Umaru?

Tunde Bakare, for hasting the process that made GEJ the President?

The Northern Oligarchy, for not killing GEJ when they had the chance?

The Military, for not overthrowing GEJ?

God, for killing Umaru?

Or, The lazy, clueless, stupidd, corrupt, depressed populace  of Nigeria, who depsite everything they now, would still go ahead an elect this clueless goon as the President of this Gestapo country in the forth-coming s-election exercise?

Please, who is responsible, Natasha?

^^^^

Real Abia?

My neck of the wood doesnt look like that!

eldee:
This Chamberlain dude isn't half-bad at all.

Not at all, Eldee the agbofin to moye!

Sup Bro?


How was your exam, niggi?

oyebambam:
level playing ground laugh

I need to see a map of you laughing

I dont think you can laugh,

[quote author=Ma_J_Blige link=topic=595135.msg7628876#msg7628876 date=1296324741]LOL

I will be a fool for my country anyday but will never be a saint for a foreign country. Call us any name wey u lke.

Na because u get kwashiokor of the mouth.

LOL[/quote]DOnt mind the Ibo boy.

He is Biafran anyway!

Wumine:
Is that possible for real? As in humanly possible?

@post: Never to bite the 'hands' that fed me

Why not

Why cant you bite it to see if it is eatable.

Why pass on a good meal?

roymary:
^^^

Seriously? Everyone?; oh no!  Well, i'm a rich sugar daddy not some school boy. I will take her to America and London.

You came late

I have already secured her visa and I am still trying to gather her ticket money. BTW, I work three jobs just so I could meet her needs when she gets here.

She initially wanted a Banky W kinda person, but eventually, after numerous off and on NL negotiations, she accepted my proposal. I just bought my Aso-ebi for her engagement. You are invited, if you dont mind.

It looks really great

Sorta like a lounge where nothing is off-limit.

I can see the potential in this thread becoming prolly the best thing to ever happen to Nairaland

Remember the adage: "from play play, truth inevitably comes out"


So what did we all do to annoy you?

Everyone trying to hit on Atreides


Atreides must be in cloud 9, innit?

^^^^

The guy already answered you

Jega cannot be everywhere at once.

He is not the CEO and the spill is everywhere, not just at one spot.

And, his employees were not hired by him, he did not train the graduates and they do not operate up to the started he would have wanted, unlike the employees of BP

It is just a very stupidd analogy IMO to compare a political appointee in a very unstable, volatile, rough terrain with the CEO of a multinational operating in s very structured,well controlled environment. Cant you just see how ridiculous it is?

^^^

Some people sha

21 yrs old is too young to have a BF

Wow, thats a new one

^^^^

Only a senile old hag would compare a mere corporation president with ruling a country.


For starters, the CEO was appointed to do a job, GEJ was never elected.  Where is the similarity?

Kobo is brainless and demented,IMO

^^^^

So whatz the difference?

Ode!

deneut:
that everything i own in this life is not mine

Thats right!

They all belong to me

Odunnu:
@Poster :Smart guy

Really?

seanet03:
Typical ibo people. Will stuff even their head with money

Again, I approve this message!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=594164.msg7625307#msg7625307 date=1296275597]So onlytruth is still here with his "we will ambush yorubaland" threats. won ti e bi eleda yin to be.

Its  Friday night for gosh sake. I assumed that by the time I'm done with round 5, this thread would have been locked or sth. smh.[/quote]Round 5 of ogogoro?  Emu? or is eba?

Either ways, you dey eat ooooooooo

This clip from Fela sums it up for all anti-Patience critics, especially Oyb, DK and their fellow one-way goons:

[flash=400,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usnznJZ0XvA?fs=1&hl=en_US[/flash]

^^^

Nassarawa state?

^^^

So what are you, Mr. I am grammar

Kobojunkie:
^^^ I don't seem to know a lot of old boys/girls that are actually functioning i.e. actively working to change schools I know of. Many of what you have on facebook, are for social purposes, it seems.

Madam Know all, do nothing!

I am watching you ok.

With all your stupidd posts, you need to get off NL and go make out with Becomrichn.

seanet03:
Akunyili can blow hot grammar for all i care. This very fight she will lose. Even those she has won has always been with the West's help. At NAFDAC, Our Media gave her the required public enlightenment when her igbo gang up her because she dont want them to produce Fake Products. Madam you will lose this. We have a special way of TROUNCING the East. Mu he he

As the head-tribalist on NL, I approve this message.

Mobinga:
How are you sure KoboJunkie is female? And how am I sure you're a human male?

Because I chase puccies all over NL