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bionicdude: @alutacontinua pls are u a malabress.name sounds quite common

are you a malabite? Cause I Am

shizzle11: Yeah typing on the phone sucks sometimes!
The easiest way is to type[b] enter your text and then type [/b]. This is a more easier way to do it.
Try it.

thanks bro

ba7man: Oga fubby, you need a job more than you need information on how to get dumped. Me sha, i stop calling and whenever she calls, i tell her I've been busy with work.....b'cos i have work.

job is coming bro

shizzle11: Guy cool down for Jisos! Idowu is just being naturally razz and deliberately naughty, don't take her serious

ok bro

alutacontinua: Guy, are you high on something?
It's like you really need to be put in your place.
Wetin dey do you sef?

you didn't see the one she said,nobody see my struggle,they only see the trouble

Idowuogbo:
Na me dis elf dey enter so? dude,u ok?

taa shut up, you are too small for me to enter,you no be my mate (Not age o cause I know say u fit born me,am referring to intellectuals)

shizzle11: Bwuhahahaha!

please teach me how to highlight some words like you did to my post that you quoted,I use bb

Godson201333: @op You must be silly ooo,You do not have money yet you still dey pursue girl and chop kpekus,You must be a learner ,You better QUIT cos you are just adding more to your problems..

read my post again maybe you will understand

nicky4lif:
It depends on the kind of girls u are talkin abt.is that not ur pix on ur profile or u still remain for house nd to even say u are choosy makes it more funny.u dunp them cos u don't hav the money to keep living the kind of life told them abt u.u lie to them nd after sex,u dump(girls of ur type)them cos u think they might dump u first when the find out the truth.

is it that you can't read english language or you read but can't understand, I was breaking it down in a way y'all can understand yet you refused to, its like idowu is better than you, atleast she read and understand but she can't write, your own case is the worst

Abeg go back and read wetin I write joor, I never said I dump the girls, I said they don't wanna leave me alone

Please can som1 teach me how to highlight some words when I quote somebody's post, I use bb

Thanks

adaobi123:

Really ? You can help my cousin for waec next year then

ask your cousin to ping me 32209826

Idowuogbo: say wot? u mean d best pidgin english tisha rite?

its not a joke, both of us are not comparable when it comes to grammar, we can go to literature section and sort it out but this place is all about romance so stick to the rules

alutacontinua:

don't laugh, talk

rokiatu: Please just shut up. You are trying too hard to be cocky. That was a laugh in your face for thinking you are even cute.

woman I'm a cute guy, I don't need you to tell me, I've heard that all my life and my mirror is an original one if you must know, am the only nairalander that brags about his goodlooks while having his pic on his profile, that shows a certain level of confidence

I know y'all will beef me for saying this, I know every1 is on his/her way to my profile now to see, and I also know what y'all are returning to tell me, anyway that's what I expect from angry fellows who got upset by a random guy who's speaking about what happens in his life

I repeat again am a cuuuuuute guy, go jam pole

Morayo747: Plus your grammar sucks...wondering what sort of women you roll with tbh..

who's grammar are you talking about? Mine? If yes then this is a definition of jealousy, mr man I be the best english teacher in enugu if you must know, all the waec special centers know me

rokiatu: https://static.tumblr.com/q4rn5cv/Gcom45ecy/niall_laughing_gif.gif

stop quoting without comment

alutacontinua: Thank God for nairaland. Some pple's self-esteem would be operating on level zero. But at least, they get to come here and feel cool. op, just be yourself, ladies will notice you, ok?

I wish you know me in real life you wouldn't have said that, self esteem? Chai, my dear my own is too high to an extend it turned me into a jerk

Please can someone teach me how to highlight some words when I quote somebody

Morayo747: What a loser. Empty barrels comes to mind here...

but if I said girls use me and dump,you would've believed that

sexymoma: Ah Ah are you dat handsome or are you dat sexy amd sweet?.. Guys Never for once dump me o, No matter how Cute you are i will always get tired Of Kissing you, Chopping you and all that, That why i prefer a distant relationship. You would be eager to Chop am like cashew

am cute but its not all about cuteness, I think this whole thing has to do with luck or something else, but me am tired of the luck

rokiatu: If that is you in your profile, you are not my type to begin with, you don't have the kinda look the guys I date have, your attitude towards dating is not my cup of tea. Consider me doing you a favor since you wanna get dumped and know what it feels like.

Lol... Ofcourse I don't have the kinda look the guys you date have because I know you are scared of cute guys probably because of insecurity, I wish all these girls see are like you but unfortunately they are not , am always the kinda guy they wanna date

Princeparix: OP u neva date ladies>dem go dump u b4 u do

that's my problem, none of them gree dump me

Amelian: Fine looks and carriage...

what do you mean by carriage?

prem love: See d importance of picture

word ! Picture is one of the most important things, my parents snapped me a lot but out of their carelessness they are all spoilt and lost except 1, and am petting that one pic like something else

@ topic, that kid doesn't look like okocha but since he said its him then its him even if its not him na him

rokiatu: Date me. And you will know what it feels like to get dumped.

I may not like you, am too choosy

sexymoma: Tell Her you are HIV Positive!!!

that will cause me harm

I've not been opportune to watch the show but I strongly disagree with people that detest it just because its not educating, must everything be educating? Some things are meant to be entertaining, is football educating? Is p.o.r.n educating? Is going to club when others are sleeping educating? Those things are entertainment so as bba, am not against it but am not sure If i will like it when I watch it, all I need is how to get to watch it online, I need a link please

and will they stay inside that house for 90 days without going out?

I keep wondering this, when I read ,share stories with friends I keep hearing how it feels to get dumped or how it feels for a girl to say its over

I want to get the experience but why can't any girl dump me nor say its over, why am I always the one saying its over and doing the dumping

Am this kind of guy that have one purpose of having a gf which is 5ex, and when I get it plenty from a particular person then I feel its time to leave but out of pity I can't just be that blunt and callous to say its over when she never did anything wrong

The more worse I get to make her break it the more she loves me, I even went to an extend of flaunting other chicks yet they stays,despite I have no money(jobless graduate)

What can I do to make a girl dump me so I won't be blamed because I have one on my neck now, I have gotten my share from her Womanliness then its time to leave so I want her to leave by her self

ehisfunmi: Its very easy, if u re very sure u re not up to 30yrs old just ignore the call up lata, then make sure u retify the age issue with ur sch and nysc will re mobilize u 4 the next batch.

and if he's above 30? He should bone the nysc

Guys with all these qualities who still find it difficult to get girls will be wondering "with all these qualities why do I still find it difficult"

While guys that get girls everyday without all these qualities will be like " wow then what are these girls following me for"

The truth is, every girl here mention what the above person mentioned so she can be counted as who know what the deal is

As am reading these replies am busy thinking about all my friends and their success in getting girls and it dawn on me that getting girls has to do with luck because the chick magnet we have don't have all these qualities

ejim blessing: Dreadlocks are like any other hairstyles e.g brazilian hair,pro 10,etc., even though they cannot be compared cos locks are unique and incomparable. You don't pour water on your locs like that o! It's an hairstyle nah so for the sake of keeping bugs away from your locs, wash at least once a month with residue free shampoo and nourish with essential oils (avoid petrolatum o). Sister locs are usually verytiny dreads. I prefer normal sized locs(medium size)

thanks

vivacious vivi: I gat class flowing tru my veins baby.
Btw, Mbok to u too o!

those things you listed is what you call class? That's show how classless you are, my dear class has to do with personality