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190: too long to read

someone read it out loud for me please

this thing too long for you?

acidiczuzzee: nwanne umunwa aboki no sabi ngwori na me no knw as I go even strt nwanne I nevr tire 4 my owerri babes oo fa bu egwu eji

u don get ngwori with umu aboki b4? How u take know? Umu owerri bu egwu eji mana onye n'eri soso ofe egusi eribeghi ezigbo ofe

Me school for unical,cally chicks na best,everybody know that but if I never taste outsiders meeen dat mean say I never start na

acidiczuzzee: Hmm owerri 1st son going 2 abuja y shud nysc f me up like dis I ve not been 2 north b4 y abuja kwann abeg I go redeploy 2 ph jor wr my umu nwa dey

so you no need new umunwa? Na eeh be say you still dey learn na,you wan tidy eastern umunwa all your life,am happy they posted me to nassarawa make I go taste umu hausa and see as dem dey be,tired of our own umunwa

obiajurum25: I am very sure he is patronizing this prostitutes that is the reason he is saying we should not use the Church to judge rather we should use our human sense which does not give the right result. The bible says your body is the temple of the living God. Keep it and give the maker the glory.

yes our body is a temple of God but are we really keeping it? Including you, let's tell ourselves the truth,if you refuse to legalize it would it stop them from committing the same fornication?(Including you and I) weather they legalize prostitution or not, there must be sex in our lives

In my own opinion I support the legalization because prostitution is playing a very vital role in our society,it reduced the rate of rape,some guys naturally can't get a girl so prostitute is the only way out,so if you deny them that one, na ehn be say no other way than to rape people pikin

U09ce: A fool @ 62 is a fool forever

do you know that you are actually the fool? Let's face the fact, I used to hate this Charley boy till I red about him well, seriously, this man has achieved for himself, I used to think he was an illiterate till I discovered his education background,I used to see him as a womanizer till I search for any sex scandal about him and found none,I used to think either he divorced or didn't get married at all till I found out what actually made me like him, this man has held his marriage for about 30 years now which some of our pastors couldn't hold theirs for 2 years

He's wealthy and healthy,no criminal record,no sex scandals,62 and still looking this young,I know some of you expect every1 to live life like a pastor,dress like a banker but you see,life is not like that

Whoever that call this man a fool is the fool himself

So dis people done from lagos enter cali? Ok na, we dey

Halleluyahtope: Have seen so many female corper's in my side flirting around. But why? Pls give report about how the female corper's behave in ur area.

both male and female corpers, they see it as the year to talk about in future

greatdave: gudluck bro...lets knw whre u got posted to when d posting cums out.

I will

kponke denge: Gayish

must everything be gay? You people should know that gays have no particular way of life

The same way guys get easy access to girls that wear G string, the same thing is applicable here, just go down on ya knees, zip it down ,shift it one side and the cucumba is out, very simple

Odunharry: what your style of hanging your school bag back then in school?
Mine was A and at times after school hours i optfor D.

My nursery sch... E
Primary sch.... A&F
University...A&

You like it?

I've asked question here and no1 answered , maybe none of you know the answer, I have another question which is

The june 12 riot, was it because of the election annulment or because of his arrest? The article I red yesterday about the riot, his doctor said people started the riot when abiola died, but abiola died in 98 and the riot was in 93

Infact this whole story is confusing, its high time we forget about this whole drama

achi4u: pls those corpers that passed out recently should come and share their own experience.

This thread should not die.


thanks.

I support you, in 2 weeks time I will be in camp, I need more of this stories to know what am am about to witness, mod can you put this thread on the FP?

mikeoh: MKO got. wht he deserves.....nothin special about him soo far cos he sponsord soo many coup in Nigeria
...truncatd d governmnt of shahu shagari,brought buhari to power,also sponsord IBB...he thought.the.militry were his friends dat was y he was confident.wen he was arrestd..
for me he was responsible for the long military rule in Nigeria.Buhari,IBB,Abacha are all his products...he conieved with Abacha to overthrown the interim government of shoniko

I was 5 years old in 1993 so I didn't know much and all I have red about the incident keep confusing me cause I red different things and my dad told me different thing also

It seems like you are knowledgeable about this abiola history, please answer this question

According to the history it was ibb that was in power then when abiola won the election, and he(ibb) was the same person that got abiola arrested,abiola was in prison when ibb handed his office to shenikon and abiola was also in prison when abacha took over, so how did abiola whom was in prison plotted against shenikon for abacha to take over according to what you said

Esosa01: u sound like a 16 yo boy.... smh

he might be 16, don't you know that nairaland is full of teenagers

Emmadani: @ shollypopz,e dey sweet 4 mouth...!If davido or borna boi ask u 4 a date,u won't accept?Talk true n shame d devil.

older ladies dating burner boy will be very easy because he looks like a 35 years old guy unlike davido that looks exactly like a small boy he is

Sometimes a woman will date you knowing you are young but if your physic is not like a small boy,they will go for you, the truth is,some ladies rejecting younger guys is not because of how immature the guy would be but because of what people will say, so because of that if you are a small boy but looks older like burner boy,they will accept you

Why are girls running away from this thread? Or is this thread making them feel bad?

@ topic,the funny thing is that people who don't want older woman are the ones older women follow, the ones looking for them hardly get

I've once opened a thread about how older woman flock around me all my life, I've had my share in sugar mummies, now am looking for small girls(18 - 19) to know how they taste

CFCfan: Ladies dating younger men are colloquially called 'cougars'. In recent times, some American female celebrities have either dated and/or married much younger men. For instance, Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend is 18 years her junior; Mariah Carey's husband - Nick Cannon is 10 years younger; Barcelona defender - Pique is also 10 years younger than Shakira.

if a woman is 10 years older than me and looks younger,that means she's younger, your age depends on how you look like, I have a friend who's 28 yrs and his GF is 33, they are planning to get married, the lady taught the guy is older because of his looks, she's even once said GOD forbid her dating a younger guy while she didn't even know that her guy is 5 yrs younger

Some girl here saying they will never date a younger guy didn't even know that they senior their guys but doesn't know about that

Age is not written for face,na when I tell you na eeh you go know, I was born on 16 of december 1985 but I've never dated a girl who know about that, I always tell them that I was born in 1982, even my present girl thinks am 4 years older without knowing that am just 3 months older

So ladies, if you see a mature younger guy, forget about his age and tell your friends that he's older(cos I know its all abt una friends)

ThiS should be "20 things to make sure you do in your life time" does it mnean after your 20's you can't do these any more? HELL NO

Nice one sha

fruityjojo: Mtcheww Na wa oh!Nairaland is filled with so many Sadist nd Loveless peeps! Wat a shame. See hatin nd jealousy 4 no reason! U say ur not jealous nd u don't care yet u guys want 2 Die nd wasted ur mb commentin sef! Hypocrites. Btw nice pics.

jealous of. The person who snapped with a celeb or the celeb her self?

Ridiculous, I should be ashamed of my self of snapping with someone and be happy about that

muumuu: have met peeps you can only see in your dreamS,walked and dined with people you see as rolemodels.....u pay to get into any show,while i get in free TO D VIP SECTION............

and why can't you be the one people are dreaming to see? Why can't you be the celebrity people are happy to snap with and post on internet?

I have many pics I snapped with some celebs like jim iyke, faze, pet edochie, uche okechukwu(former super eagles player)and many others but you know what? my pride won't let me post it here, I keep asking my self why should I be bragging about snapping pics with my fellow human? why won't they brag of snapping with me?

For that, putting such pics here will make me feel inferior

Cultured: I'm more interested in knowing why you made the following statement , I quote you " very funny how human think, anyway you reason like a human you are " - Honestly , I don't know what makes you think that your own personal opinion is more superior than mine or that of other people who doesn't believe in luck , since you too is a human being . That being said , I still hold on my stance that there is no such thing as luck in my life dictionary , perhaps what I term innovation may mean luck to you. As far as am concerned ,Innovation has always bring to me tremendous success in all I do. Does that mean that I don't recognize " divine grace " ? No .

Jonathan did not ascend to the top in his political career through luck , rather he prepared himself and sought for the opportunities ( directly or indirectly ) and when they materialized he grabbed them . Innovation is the key .

jonathan prepared himself? In which way? Impeaching the governor when he was a deputy or killing yaradua? Was jonathan the only person whom prepared himself ? What happened to others? Why is he the chosen one?

I've seen people toil all their lives,do the right thing and yet has nothing to show for it,and I've seen people slept a pauper and woke up a millionaire

There's luck but I don't depend on it

Cultured: Well , I would rather go with the postulation that " when preparation meet with opportunity success occur " , so I don't believe in luck rather I believe in " INNOVATION " . Innovation is that secret non pronounced word you see around every success , in the layman's world it is termed smartness- This justify the postulation " hard work is good but it's smart work that pays well " . My advice to the religious fanatics , it is about time to stop waiting for miracle that will never come ; embrace innovation and I bet you , the sky will become your stepping stone for success. If you can not innovate; imitate .

very funny how human think, anyway you reason like a human you are, but let me ask you,what about the people that prepared but never meet the opportunity? I heard someone mentioning hard work,very funny, look around you and weigh the poor and the rich who's more hard working

Someone has already used GEJ as an example, do you think he's a president today out of his hardwork? HELL NO... He's a lucky man

Take it or leave it , everything we do in this life has to do with luck, NOTE: I didn't say its all about luck,I said it has to do with luck, I've seen talented artist make good music,spent money in promotion,shot a nice video yet nothing for them and you will see som1 came up with a junk song and becomes a hit,its luck my dear

Drake admitted that he's success has to do with luck,better rappers have approached lil wayne for a record deal but that didn't happen,he didn't even struggle to get wayne's attention all the way from canada, that's luck my dear

What ever thing you do and succeeds there's an atom of luck in it because you are not the best,there are people better than you

What I still don't know is how often pool owners change the water,or do they change it @ all? Because after that yesterday's party if they allow other people to swim in it without changing that water it will be very bad cause a lot happened in that pool,so many fingering of pusssssy and d1kc hand job

IvyBlue: Dirty is an understatement
what was she thinking ?so all those swimmers had her stinking blood in their mouths

especially me because I can't count how many times water entered my mouth that yesterday

drake99: We went for a picnic while in school,while we were swimming me and one chick got into a romance,as we were kissing I quickly took my finger down below to get some, to my biggest surprise,I touched pad, I asked she said it was empty,damn.. That killed my mojo immediately,girls do plenty things o

But poster o,there's nothing romantic about this topic,its too disgusting to be here,mod please move this to health section

why health section?

Aafulenu: small blood in a pad? do u knw the amount of blood a pad can hold?

dont get me wrong, what she did isnt nice at all, she should have stepped into the restroom to remove it

am just saying i think its an empty pad that the reason she didnt see anything wrong in what she did

OMG... So the blood dey plenty like that? Damn.. This makes me wanna vomit here

i agree with you that it might be an empty one but we no come know that one na, I always think that as long as pad is under there is already holding blood

This thing even killed my libido of phucking one chick I got that yesterday

Aafulenu: small blood in a pad? do u knw the amount of blood a pad can hold?

dont get me wrong, what she did isnt nice at all, she should have stepped into the restroom to remove it

am just saying i think its an empty pad that the reason she didnt see anything wrong in what she did

OMG... So the blood dey plenty like that? Damn.. This makes me wanna vomit here

i agree with you that it might be an empty one but we no come know that one na, I always think that as long as pad is under there is already holding blood

Aafulenu: where is picture to prove?



if it was really a pad then the water should change colour, shouldnt it? if the water didnt, then it is safe to say the pad was an empty one, thus her saying its not a big deal

how can a small blood in a pad change the whole pool? Beside it was around evening time and the pool was very rough with crowed

Anyway what I can't say is if its an empty one or not but for her to do that and accept doing it gives me plenty wild imagination, because water enter my mouth plenty times when we were doing acrobatics

Giiyaz: Gross! Buh not every qirl z lyk daht na...Ma GF can't act dat silly shit!

but the chick is also somebody's GF,and her guy would say the same thing as you