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Crime / Re: Lawyers Move To Stop Colleague From Appearing In Olokun Attire In Court (video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 8:41pm On Jun 29, 2022
soullove1881:


Did you listen to yourself? Anyways... Kontinue defending trash.
My point is, let love lead and stay away from Aboki reasoning. Nah like that e dey start.

That is not the point of discussion here.

YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN BUT A MUSLIM, STOP USING YOUR TAQIYA SYSTEM JUST TO MISLEAD PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOUR LIKES.

the line above this is the point of discussion.
Politics / Re: Ortom To PDP: You Have Treated Wike Badly, Go To Him, Appeal by FuckAllTheMODs: 12:00pm On Jun 29, 2022
LOL, wicked Wike in the mud.

My man is tayad of being wicked!

He can not can again!! grin cheesy

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Crime / Re: Lawyers Move To Stop Colleague From Appearing In Olokun Attire In Court (video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 11:44am On Jun 29, 2022
soullove1881:


All I read here is rant, rant, and rant!!!
Just tell me public figure you know.

Know this and know peace!
You're either a Muslim or christian because of your parents religion.
You're either a Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa because of your parents Tribe, and same goes to Geopolitical zone.

Only those who willingly converted to Christianity or Islam are the one with experience.


Trash upon trash, see talk...

How did you become a living creature on earth?
You fell down from heaven, right? or is it not through your parents?

In your effort to sound smart, you looked more unwise.

Young man, there are different ways things can be gotten but that doesn't make it less valid than the other in this case. Either you are born a Christian or you converted to a Christian, you are a Christian. One is not more original than the other.

Since, you are trying hard to make sense, why don't you convert from a Yoruba OR northern region to an Igbo or southsouth region?
Crime / Re: Lawyers Move To Stop Colleague From Appearing In Olokun Attire In Court (video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:19am On Jun 29, 2022
soullove1881:


Are christians not wearing Berets again? In fact some are putting on rosary. I don't understand all these unnecessary ranting.
I went to government secondary school that belong to ADS where Muslim wear jihad and christians put on berets. But unfortunately, Baptist secondary school that belong to govt didn't allow Muslim to wear hijab.
I honestly don't understand why we christians always looks inferior to Muslims, it's mostly written over us. I've seen many Muslims married to christians without forcing religion on them, Remi Tinubu, Titi Abubakar, Florence Ajimobi etc. Joke aside, we equally have religion intolerance.
Can someone please tell me wife of any public christians figure as a Muslim.

We need to start teaching our children religion tolerance, this is how northerners got it wrong and we southerners have started exhibiting this trait.
May God help us

This is one thing with you folks, always using your busted taqiya system just to mislead those who don't understand the topic.

Must you claim to be a Christian when you are not one?
Be proud of your religion na...

BTW, those men found those women worthy to marry and they married them.
So you expect a Christian man to marry a Muslim woman just because he wants to prove a point to you, who be this one sef?
Check your street, you will see a Christian man married to a Muslim woman. I think the son of a SW governor married the daughter of an emir from the north sometimes ago, there are others like that.

Moreover, the reason why it's not common to see a Christian man and Muslim woman marriage is because you people frown against it seriously and also there are numerous of Christian ladies to marry from, so no need searching further.

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Celebrities / Re: Taiwo 'Ogogo' Hassan Beat Up Area Boys Trying to Extort Him by FuckAllTheMODs: 1:26pm On Jun 25, 2022
irunoko:
lol lagos in itself is an everyday season movie.i saw 2 pot bellied police ladies gang beat a conductor.the driver had to run away when he saw one of the police ladies coming after him.the style of beating was very funny.the 2 ladies were dragging his jeans down while he was trying to hold it.unfortunately for him he was overpowered and when they pulled his trousers,one was holding his boxers behind while the other grabbed his penis with his boxers.


At that moment he started pleading Because the lady at his back holding his boxers was waiting for instructions from the lady holding his penis to pull it down grin

J don't even know how they ended their fight Because we were in the car stuck up in the holdup so the car had moved and we didn't have the opportunity to see the end of the fight grin

Lagos for show!

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Celebrities / Re: Taiwo 'Ogogo' Hassan Beat Up Area Boys Trying to Extort Him by FuckAllTheMODs: 1:07pm On Jun 25, 2022
Fearyourcreator:

Bro ... Omo onile filled deck for my Area... The woman husband beat them like mumu .... The building has been sitting there for over 15years now... They even had another three buildings behind a very big hotel... Bro omo onile no reach there ooo... Till they finished the big project then ... If them see werey them dey do normal ooo

No mind am, omo onile dey even respect senior Weyrey when them jam one.
Celebrities / Re: Taiwo 'Ogogo' Hassan Beat Up Area Boys Trying to Extort Him by FuckAllTheMODs: 1:05pm On Jun 25, 2022
SojiCash:



Omo ale cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


You be Osogbo person or person wey don live for Osogbo before for sure.

Na their slang be that "omo ale"

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Education / Re: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 12:44pm On Jun 25, 2022
Years ago, na most secondary schools dey run am, especially single sex schools.. Dome dey even turn am to score settling period i.e real interschool fights.

Secondary school memories...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Experience In A Mortuary by FuckAllTheMODs: 1:06pm On Jun 24, 2022
I once had an offer about this mentioned to me by a friend. Omo, it was during those rugged years.
I never minded, I was like guy when we go go for the job na?"

The link to the job later travelled out and I got a job somewhere else and that was it.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Ranked Second Worst Liveable City In The World by FuckAllTheMODs: 12:05pm On Jun 24, 2022
Splitmind:


Travel and see that Lagos is one of the best cities you can live in.

LoL, you should tell yourself that, not me.

Is there any other Lagos in Nigeria?
Politics / Re: Lagos Ranked Second Worst Liveable City In The World by FuckAllTheMODs: 9:35am On Jun 24, 2022
Some people will still make this a political and tribal issues but they are wrong.

Ifbi can making my point using the island part, that means the mainland area is something else.
Go to mile 2, you will see what dirtiness, lack of coordination etc are all about.

Lagos lacks so many things that makes a city mega city, from ease of transportation to lack of serene environment to cleanliness to security to clean water.

For proper, better and real life understanding.

Drive from Ajah through VGC, VI, Thirdmainland, Bariga-Gbagada, Oshodi, head to toll gate, Berger and then that bridge that serves as boundary between Lagos and Ogun state. Please do this with your windows open and you will understand better the moment you cross that bridge.
Let me just mention one thing that you will notice well aside others, and that thing is change in the breeze/air/atmosphere.

Note: I mentioned both the so-called good areas and the rough areas.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Ranked Second Worst Liveable City In The World by FuckAllTheMODs: 9:20am On Jun 24, 2022
Splitmind:
Fake news by anti Tinubu people. Lagos is the best city in all of Africa, even better than useless cities like London and New York.

Lagos has a better transportation network, better services, more tourist centres and is cleaner than all those other places

All these people spreading fake news so Tinubu does not win the elections.

LOL, is this suppose to be a sarcasm or you're actually being serious?
Romance / Re: Should We Hide Our Sisters? (photo) by FuckAllTheMODs: 9:31am On Jun 23, 2022
I can relate

Updated: There was this lady I was rolling with sometimes ago, somehow somehow that feeling towards her changed when I met her younger sister because her younger sister has my ideal woman's physical attributes.

In order not to cause kasala for their family as a real nigga, I zeroed my feelings for her and cut off anything that can bring her sister close to me or my way.

But her sister make sense pass her, I no go lie, I was able to overcome that due to strong self control.

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Education / Re: Sokoto Girl Leads With Highest Score As FG Releases NCEE Results by FuckAllTheMODs: 11:53pm On Jun 22, 2022
And they say there is equality in this country!

Nawa o, see as some states cut off mark high like say na common entrance exam into CBN's vault them dey write.

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Family / Re: Most Nigerian Parents And Their Poor Child Spacing! A Must Read!!! by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:10pm On Jun 22, 2022
There is this man a shoemender I do patronise many years ago.

This man's wife gave birth to 5 kids in less than 6 years.

I think the reason is because average Nigerian parents think the probability of have successful kids increased with increased number of kids.

Anyway, these days it is common across every class/level due to late marriages.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Show Off The Giant Snake They Caught (Photos) by FuckAllTheMODs: 5:40pm On Jun 22, 2022
One baba dey plan make una eat garri in the morning, cassava in the afternoon and agbado in the evening/night.

Make una enjoy while it last.
Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 5:24pm On Jun 21, 2022
SisterFire:
Abum single mum my hubby just got kicked out since 2014


Nsogbu adiro, oburo ihe ojor na nwanyi bu single mother.
ka anyi buruzie enyi(oyi).
Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 5:19pm On Jun 21, 2022
Edoziesmart:


My man chọrọ akwuna ya na ya ga anọ, mana ka inuru na o ji ụmụaka, gị na ọsọ ana eme cheesy



Hahahahaha, my brother voom kanma karia statement o. Wunye nwoke ozor bu no go area.
Anyway, I did that because echem na the lady bu nwanyi no na b'edi ya, but my stance changed when she told me what's up.


cheesy grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Finally Gotten A Job by FuckAllTheMODs: 5:16pm On Jun 21, 2022
tarboshi:

You are ignorant bro. That your earning that make your head swell up is someone's else weekend upkeep expenses in this same Nigeria.
Life is step by step. Sometimes the next step can be geometrical.

Keep kwayet please, you are d*mb.
Listen boy, my point is "why is he attacking those that ignored his help plea online as if they owe him a help?"
Wetin consign me consign the jagons wey you type dia?

I don't care whatever you think about me, I am the kind of person that as long as I have control over my time and I am making my own money and can comfortably afford whatever I need anytime I want them, I'm good to go. I'm not in competition with any fcvking body.
After all, Africa's richest man net worth is not even up to another man's divorce settlement to his ex-wife.

If you are smart, you will notice I typed congratulations but no congratulations.

Congratulations is for the job he got and the upgrade.
No congratulations is for that flawed reasoning behind that attack on those that ignored his help/alms/financial plea comments or request.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Finally Gotten A Job by FuckAllTheMODs: 5:03pm On Jun 21, 2022
maureensylvia:


How much are you earning nnaa

I don't disclose such to anyone. It is very personal.
Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:58pm On Jun 21, 2022
kacheezy:


That’s what they always tell their client to make them feel like Superman, that needle way you carry for waist no Dey scare anybody.


cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
LOL, na me you give this kind knock out?

Are you a male or female?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Finally Gotten A Job by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:53pm On Jun 21, 2022
Mindlog:


What is the percentage of Nigerians that earn up to N50k monthly?

You know the position of Nigeria in the world poverty ratings, so it's abnormal to use it as a standard at the moment.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Finally Gotten A Job by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:42pm On Jun 21, 2022
Congratulations but no congratulations...

From my experiences, I don't see this as something to jubilate OR celebrate over except the teaching job pays over 150k with space to give you time for other hustles like home tutorials etc.

Well, don't let me spoil your celebration, just enjoy.

Modified: For those quoting me, what I said is the fact even though it doesn't sound pleasant.
Lastly, OP nobody owe you a help except your parents. Focus on your job and don't make it look like you have scores to settle with people because they didn't help you, everybody dey face their own challenges. You no work money for anybody pocket.
Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:37pm On Jun 21, 2022
Anytime someone criticize your other account with truth or fact which sometimes sound hard and can be mistaken for a dragging OR insult, you will run like a dog with its tail inbetween its legs to use your other account to wail to mods like a baby that got his/her feeding bottle removed from his/her mouth.

Be a man and accept criticism sometimes.
Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:28pm On Jun 21, 2022
SisterFire:
...onye ma Ihe anaghi agba akwuna forever nna, orji uzor kalu ma na mbu machine kama akwusigom. Ejim umu ano at the moment !!!

Mana Iga akwunwukwa at least 150k for 3days outing.


Wow, recheck that quote, I have modified it.

Maka gini ka m geji kwuor 150k for 3 days, kama achorom nwanyi luor na...
Oburo okwu outing ka mu nekwu, eche'm nibu agbohobia giri nwedi, achoburum ka muna gi kpa ofuma, maybe okwu g'adabara anyi abuo, from dia anyi abuo aga alter ga me ife okorobia na agbohobia neme eji aho di na nwie.
Mana adugom nibu nwanyibinulo onyeozor.
Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:14pm On Jun 21, 2022
SisterFire:
...mechipu onu biko angry
Truth is truth
Eziokwu bu ndu


Iffahear, and you think that will work on Everyman, i.e you think that drug that softens the wall will make everyman cum in 1 minute?

Anyway, I salute your expertise and proficiency in that field.
Base on the fact that ibu nduru ife ani m'acho, can I make you my lifetime client, so that we can live happily together while I get the service?
You know what I mean? wink

Modified: Please, disregard my request above, I just read that you have children you cater for blah blah blah, I can as well say you have a man(married).
So, let that end as a joke/cruise nkenwanyi.
Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 12:43pm On Jun 21, 2022
SisterFire:
Their is a drug that totally softens the wall ,which makes a koboko addicts countercum in 1 minute
Illiterates don't succeed in ashawo business...hoha

Professional Onye arabanko has spoken!

Well done madam!!

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Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 12:36pm On Jun 21, 2022
Lol, Na so one okpo take ask me back then sey "Oboy which kind mama born you with this thing wey you carry under?" shocked

I could feel the effect allover her...

Anyway, they are humans too

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Politics / Re: INEC: No Presidential Candidate Indicated Placeholder When Submitting Nomination by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:49am On Jun 21, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
wow, I thought you folks said APC used INEC to rob their candidate.
Let's be frank for once, Kwankwaso's candidate was battling against an incumbent who had good performance record under his belt.

I will never waste my time reading news that carry headlines like APC/PDP collapsing structure for labour party. It's a waste of time. Too many things to read about. Besides, always use ur brain when reading news published in the internet. It will help you alot.

What is this one saying? Offpoint...
Bro, no attention for you.
Politics / Re: INEC: No Presidential Candidate Indicated Placeholder When Submitting Nomination by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:44pm On Jun 20, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
All these local political analyst. Kwankwaso has been a household name in Nigeria. In the north dude enjoys Cult followership. More popular than Obi by a million stretch. When Kwankwaso left the APC, a senator, about 2house of reps members and plenty state assembly members, state commissioners and millions of others decamped with him. This is to tell you how deeprooted he is. The question now is, when Obi left the PDP for labour party, who and who decamped with him?.
Sad as it may seem, it is obi that needs Kwankwaso more than Kwankwaso needs an Obi.

You're jonzing, and his candid couldn't win the gubernatorial election...

BTW, did you read the latest update on APC and PDP collapsing their structures for Obi/LP in Imo state?
Politics / Re: INEC: No Presidential Candidate Indicated Placeholder When Submitting Nomination by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:41pm On Jun 20, 2022
MrMcJay:


This is not right on many grounds.

1. It is not compulsory for someone to join forces with you.

2. Kwankwaso sees himself as a regional powerhouse and he can never deputise for Obi. Instead, he will nominate a Vice to Obi and come back after 8 years.

3. Don't because you are campaigning for Obi, you insult the largest voting bloc in an election year.

You're right in your words to him, except for the "largest voting bloc in an election year."
Do you mean kwankwaso has that?
Politics / Re: I Just Got Registered My Pvc On-line. Get Yours Today by FuckAllTheMODs: 3:55pm On Jun 19, 2022
TheOldGods:
if you visit the website, just scroll down and you will see change your polling unit. Them login and change it. I've done mine

I tried it but I was told it has closed for my intended location due to an upcoming election in the state.

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