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Politics / Re: Adeleke: I’ll Provide Private Jet For Ooni’s Trips If Elected Governor by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:15pm On Oct 07, 2021
Sammy07:


That's Ife.

Oyan, ikirun, okuku,

Oyan to ila orangun side.

All steady light.


You are yanning dust.

No place in Osogbo have 24 hours power supply these days as it was before.

Why I used Osogbo is because it has better supply than those places you mentioned.

The constant power supply level has reduced.

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Politics / Re: Adeleke: I’ll Provide Private Jet For Ooni’s Trips If Elected Governor by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:13pm On Oct 07, 2021
Cooldude90:



Bro, They no take light in 5 days in oshogbo (I guess) doesn't mean that's how it is everywhere in Osun. Stop generalizing . I stay in Ife and I can tell you we only have light btw 11am and 6pm daily... And that's how it's been for almost 5 year in most areas here in Ife east LG and Ife Central....


Don't mind that guy, power supply on Osogbo is not as it is before.

Hardly will an area has 24 hours power supply these days.

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Politics / Re: Adeleke: I’ll Provide Private Jet For Ooni’s Trips If Elected Governor by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:12pm On Oct 07, 2021
Misplaced priority...

I doubt if this man will be any different from others.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia ‘shoots Down 50 Planes And Missiles’ During Massive War Games(Pix, Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:28pm On Oct 07, 2021
solasoulmusic:
Their tanks are supreme even war tactics the world doesn’t realize we are our brothers keeper not enemy we are tired of war


Only tanks doesn't equate no 1 in world transport position.
Others also have war tactics.

I understand your point and line of thought but the question is, is it viable in life?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia ‘shoots Down 50 Planes And Missiles’ During Massive War Games(Pix, Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:26pm On Oct 07, 2021
MangekyoAlt:


Empty head. How is Russia making noise when they're just testing their weapons?
Are they threatening anyone?

I don't know why you western fools are always insecure.

Ogbeni get TF outta my mention.


Irresponsible fellow...

You said they are just testing their weapons, why then did your mor*nic being involve America into it?

St*pid northern/middleeastern element.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia ‘shoots Down 50 Planes And Missiles’ During Massive War Games(Pix, Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:23pm On Oct 07, 2021
solasoulmusic:
I like Putin as an individual grew up admiring his leadership despite sentiments just imagine the kind of products we will churn out when all nations unite.

Russia is number 1 for transport, weapons and car modifications and intrusions
America is number 1 for armed forces and counter intelligence operations
UK is number 1 for international investigations and espionage
UAE is number 1 uncovering deeply hidden motives and financial crimes

We are even a more blessed world when we can come together


Calm down, I know you're trying to make sense but Russia is not number 1 in transport.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia ‘shoots Down 50 Planes And Missiles’ During Massive War Games(Pix, Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:16pm On Oct 07, 2021
MangekyoAlt:
At this point, The USA is no nowhere near Russia again. USA and her NATO lapdogs should just make the mistake of stepping on the shoes of Russia. Them go collect!


You be ign*ramus.

It is only an empty drum that makes the loudest noise.
USA will only show her force when the real action comes to play not a gameplay.

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Crime / Re: Bandits On Camels & Horses Kill 18 In Zamfara, 10 Massacred In Katsina by FuckAllTheMODs: 12:09pm On Oct 07, 2021
That portrait abi na mannequin won't declare SOE in these places but he will be quick to raise such speculation in SE.

Anyway, Igbos are courageous and they will blatantly reject it.
Celebrities / Re: Friend Raises Alarm As Tega Deactivates Her Instagram Account by FuckAllTheMODs: 11:25am On Oct 07, 2021
grin cheesy

You dey form hard woman inside BBNaija house but you can't bear the attack/criticism outside both physically and mentally.

That is your business anyway.

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: Most Governors Who Messed Up Since 1999 Are Youths by FuckAllTheMODs: 7:02am On Oct 07, 2021
hopexter:


Before democracy he meant you idiot grin grin


Mu..mu man, he said "... messed up since 1999."

So you don't know the difference between since and before?
You even dey bold with your trash, you be fo*l o cheesy
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: Most Governors Who Messed Up Since 1999 Are Youths by FuckAllTheMODs: 6:57am On Oct 07, 2021
Safyqueen:


Nairaland has gone to the dogs, lazy teenagers that cannot read and comprehend are too many but active in the forum.

If not how on earth does what oshiomhole said now call for this comments.

If this bbn kids are the future of this nation then there own will be worse.


Lol, did you just call me a kid?
Anyway this is social media.

I don't need to read the trash he said.
Just mention one governor under 30 or single since 1999 or keep your silly response to yourself.
Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Minor by FuckAllTheMODs: 9:47pm On Oct 06, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
If I say what is on my mind now, let's just leave it at "every man is a r*pist".


M*mu...

70 years old woman wey no get sense...

You are simply sex starved.

GTFOH!

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Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Minor by FuckAllTheMODs: 9:47pm On Oct 06, 2021
This is nonsense, even if it is Konji, what pleasure will he gain from this?

500 naira would have saved the fool of this disgrace, Ibeju-lekki that has many shepeteri girls that you can have quickie with at affordable price anywhere as long as it is night.

M*mu boy!

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: Most Governors Who Messed Up Since 1999 Are Youths by FuckAllTheMODs: 9:42pm On Oct 06, 2021
Ok...

So minimum age for governor or president position should be 70, since you termed people over 40 or 45 as youths, abi?

Don't let me say what is on my mind concerning this your post.

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Politics / Re: PDP Tells FG To Perish The Thoughts Of State Of Emergency Rule In Anambra by FuckAllTheMODs: 9:40pm On Oct 06, 2021
Something is telling me that if Buhari declares the state of emergency in any eastern state, that will be his greatest undoing(i.e worst mistake) and it will probably lead to quick/rapid disintegration of the country.
Crime / Re: Lagos-Oyo Axis The Epicentre Of Drug Abuse In Nigeria - Buba Marwa (NDLEA Boss) by FuckAllTheMODs: 7:03pm On Oct 06, 2021
LOL, all the south states combined don't have junks, drug addicts etc compared to Kano state alone.

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Crime / Re: Two Die In Edo Over Money Ritual Practice by FuckAllTheMODs: 4:03pm On Oct 06, 2021
They have been used.
Travel / Re: Imo State Bans Alcoholic Beverages At Motor Parks by FuckAllTheMODs: 3:37pm On Oct 06, 2021
OP your head o.

I thought this man has turn Imo to Kano with that heading.

grin cheesy
Health / Re: A Sickler Shares How He Survives Sickle Cell Anemia (Photo) by FuckAllTheMODs: 3:35pm On Oct 06, 2021
Trutherme:


I happen to be one of those who battle this dreadful illness till today. First, God is my warrior and my late mother was next. Her support, love and prayers helped carry me through. I still remember mum's powerful prayers and tears on those nights she thought I wasn't going to make it. I also remember the inability to even open my mouth to eat, lack of appetite, lack of blood and eating mostly vegetables prepared by dear mama and taking Ribena drinks.

I once visited a popular hospital in Onitsha that was run by two brothers. I am sorry i won't say their names, but on one of those visits, I remember one of the doctors telling my mother that I wasn't going to make it past 19 or 21 because my situation was more critical than others he had seen or treated. I remember mum's cries from the hospital to my hometown. Well, I am in my late 40's and not going anywhere. I almost gave up or succumbed but my God refused.

Another lifesaver for me came when my Uncle, came back from Uk after his medical studies. His intervention and help was very timely and critical. My uncle evaluated me and took over from there. He reviewed all my pills, (about 7 of them) threw away 5 of them and told me to continue with just Folic Acid, Vitamin, lots of water and vegetables. I honestly don't remember if it's vitamin C or D. But I take folic acid till today.

Also, because I was a teenager, my uncle pulled me aside and told me to personally bring any woman who I wanted to marry to him. Before I could ask why. he told me that it would be tragic for me to marry another AS since I am one. This is very important for those who are AS, please don't marry anyone who has the same AS. Yes, I know there's love and religion but healthy decisions should be taken seriously as well.

I believe that majority of those who deal with this illness are young. Ironically, they don't deserve to go through this tough time at their age. That's why i agree that they are unsung heroes and warriors. We should try not to dismiss their stories and ordeals. The truth is that some of the things they share openly are minimal, compared to what they feel inside.

I saw it all: the blood donation and purchase by mum and family members who really cared, joint pains, the inability to play soccer in primary and high school because I couldn't run around, sitting down with mum and watching others play games because I couldn't, falling sick unpredictably and unexpectedly, etc

To be continued.




AS is not sickle cell bro. It is SS.
AS don't fall sick often, it is SS that do.

Note: I am not saying AS don't fall sick, I mean they are not sicklers. Even AA dey sick.

I think you need to edit your reply.
Career / Re: URGENT - In State Of Delimma by FuckAllTheMODs: 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2021
ambr055i:


If you were in shoes which will you opt for. I think I'm too old staying with my uncle. It is depriving me of having a serious relationship, no lady is going to take a man who doesn't have his apartment. That's not the issue though, I'm more concerned about my financial situation.


I wanted to call you a mumu man but I won't because you need an advice not an insult.


Sometimes ago, I was once in that situation where I couldn't get a lady to visit me because I was living with my uncle, even when few of them wanted to come over.
To make it worse, I was living in my own apartment and I had a relationship before corona virus forced me to take some decisions.
I don't want to talk about how Konji dealt with me, it got to a point I almost sneak a girl in but I overcame that temptation.

I didn't allow that to distract me. I focused on my hustle.
Bro, focus on your life and hustle, when the money comes, babes go dey find you.

Today, babes dey everywhere but na me dey avoid them.
Some don even tell me face to face sey make I dey fvck them. Fine fine babes o.
Career / Re: URGENT - In State Of Delimma by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:49pm On Oct 06, 2021
ambr055i:
Please, I need your advice because right now I'm confused about where to go, it's a lifelong decision.

I just turned 34 last month, still living with my uncle, but no pressure on his part is a big house. Currently, I teach in a school where my net salary and my home lesson inclusive are approx. N 100000 a month. I have a master's degree in engineering, so I haven't put that certificate to use. I have a saving of 900k, it will be higher by December. Although it would have been more than that, I lost 400,000 to the detriment of a bad investment. Last two years, I had an illness that struck (ENT related), which doesn't have a cure. One of the symptoms is vertigo (a sensation of feeling off-balance). This made me change my mind about travelling. For a few months now, I haven't had the experience.

I have three thoughts, but I can only do one at a time.

Firstly, leave my uncle's house, get an apartment. Use the rest of the money to start a business as a side hustle while working with the school.

Secondly, leave my uncle's house, get an apartment. Next, I invest my time in a tech skill (web dev, programming or data science).

Thirdly, travel to the US for my PhD program. I have already been preparing for my GRE before now.

Thank you.



OP, irrespective of whatever you want to do, enjoy your stay in your uncles house while it last.
You said he doesn't have issues with your stay there.

Use that opportunity to make enough savings, start and grow your business to be able to withstand any expenses from you.
And if you want to travel out, hope you know 900k can't take you to US, except you have sponsors.

Reason it this way, let's say you spend 1000 daily if you stay alone, that will be 365k yearly. I'm only trying to be considerate because we all know 1000 is not sufficient for a proper daily living.
Your house rent 50k + 20k agent and agreement fees(i.e if you stay in an old face me I face you apartment.
That is roughly 450k yearly, some days you go receive visitors na, babe go come sleep for days etc, I no put electricity and water bill and some unexpected bills like when light spoil, pumping machine spoil etc.
All these are even more than half of your life savings.


Remember when you start a new business, you will need to minimise the expenses and maximise the profit, how will you do that when you stay on your own(which is likely to bring more expenses) during the business's early stage?

While not stay in his place and start something now when you have the odd in your favor.
Such opportunity of enjoying his full support won't come again once you leave his house or you're married.
This is the best time to maximize his support for you.

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Politics / Re: Pandora: Inside The Secret Offshore Companies, London Properties Of Bello-Koko by FuckAllTheMODs: 12:28pm On Oct 06, 2021
Nothing go happen to him because he is one of them.

Omoh this people dey milk Nigeria o, tueh!
Nairaland / General / Re: 100-Year-Old Tree Falls In Oyo, Kills 4 People, Injures Another by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:06pm On Oct 05, 2021
horlarbeezi:
They can replanted another one if it is useful for Oyo township.
Ire ooooooo


See as you kil* English language.
Are you a terrorist?
Nairaland / General / Re: 100-Year-Old Tree Falls In Oyo, Kills 4 People, Injures Another by FuckAllTheMODs: 10:04pm On Oct 05, 2021
This is where Brown Roof Republic originated from. cheesy grin

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Education / Re: Buhari Approves N75,000 Stipend For Education Students In Public Universities by FuckAllTheMODs: 8:52pm On Oct 05, 2021
LOL, Lori iro.

Believe this at your own peril.

First of all, find out how much graduates earn in federal schools, I don't want to mention state schools.

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Politics / Re: Cynthia Nwala, Etche Legislative Assembly Leader Beaten & Stripped Unclad by FuckAllTheMODs: 7:14pm On Oct 05, 2021
See fine shocked even at her age.


She gat a good skin.
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Issues A Stark Warning To The UN Security Council( Pics) by FuckAllTheMODs: 7:10pm On Oct 05, 2021
Empty as Bleep...

He just wan bite more than he can chew, lass lass na him dem go comot when e set.
Family / Re: How Did You Handle Debtors Without Turning To Enemies? by FuckAllTheMODs: 5:35pm On Oct 05, 2021
If the debt is becoming unnecessarily delayed, I don't care if they turn to enemy as long as I retrieve the debt.

A friend won't wait before they clear the debt, if he/she doesn't have, he/she will reason with you and you will see his/her efforts in paying up.

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Culture / Re: Deposition: Your Pronouncements Not Binding On Me, Ayiri Tells Olu Of Warri by FuckAllTheMODs: 5:12pm On Oct 05, 2021
It's non of my business.

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Business / Re: Oil Surpasses $81, Nigerian Production Drops By 130,000 Barrels by FuckAllTheMODs: 4:28pm On Oct 05, 2021
AroOkigbo:

Good news ke?
They are indirectly telling you to brace up for an increased pump price of petrol.


Nawa o
Business / Re: Oil Surpasses $81, Nigerian Production Drops By 130,000 Barrels by FuckAllTheMODs: 3:07pm On Oct 05, 2021
When I thought it was a good news for Nigeria since she is an oil producing country, I saw oil production in Nigeria drops blahblahblah.

Nigeria my country! cheesy grin

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Crime / Re: Nigeria's Mafia, Cultists In Germany: A DW Documentary (Video) by FuckAllTheMODs: 2:59pm On Oct 05, 2021
They don export this thing go outside.

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