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Foreign AffairsRe: Sweden Enters Recession As Inflation Hits Consumers by FuckingMachine(f): 4:17pm On Nov 30, 2023
mikeapollo:
It has nothing to do with Putin!
What is happening in some European countries partly due to the medium to long term effects of Covid-19 pandemic and the change in the demographics of jobs. There are jobs but no enough workers to employ. They saw the problem in late 2022. That is why some of the European countries introduced job search/work visa early 2023 in order to attract more workers to come and work in order to avoid the economy going into recession.
Russia's economy is also suffering but Putin would not allow any negative news to be published so as not to affect the citizens confidence in him and the useless war that he is fighting.
And you are here calling him master strategist. Master strategist my foot!
Dis recession pain you well well o. grin
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets King Charles III To Discuss Climate Change by FuckingMachine(f): 1:08pm On Nov 30, 2023
Why is his arm disjointed from his chest? It looks poorly aligned.
CrimeRe: Pastor Caught On Top Of His Church Member’s Wife On Their Matrimonial Bed(photo) by FuckingMachine(f): 1:07pm On Nov 30, 2023
We all know the Lord works in mysterious ways so what if Daddy GO was instructed to do this?
Foreign AffairsRe: Sweden Enters Recession As Inflation Hits Consumers by FuckingMachine(f): 12:44pm On Nov 30, 2023
Putin is a master strategist.
RomanceRe: "Have You Ever Been To Other Dimensions" ? by FuckingMachine(f): 12:44pm On Nov 30, 2023
So this is a romantic topic abi?
CelebritiesRe: Portable Slams Yhemo Lee For Slapping Lil Frosh (video) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:37pm On Nov 30, 2023
I'm just wondering how your fellow man slapped you and you couldn't do anything then ran to social media to insult him.

Omo
Dis generation is just full of pussy niggas o
PetsRe: Adult Male Gsd For Sale by FuckingMachine(f): 12:21pm On Nov 30, 2023
So how long before it reaches full edible size?
RomanceRe: What Do We Call THIS? by FuckingMachine(f): 12:19pm On Nov 30, 2023
Perfect opportunity to Bleep him up.

Call her up and let her know it was you who facilitated the union. Show her his request and how you gave him all the go ahead and format to go for her. She will worship you henceforth and you can Bleep her anytime you want and even determine when their marriage will crash.


In life, every event is an opportunity if you know how.
FoodRe: What Even Is This Mess - Caucasian Man Rejects His Nigerian Wife’s Pounded Yam by FuckingMachine(f): 12:14pm On Nov 30, 2023
dealslip:
Be careful how you generalize, you have included your Mum, Sisters, Aunt's and Grannies.
Yes, dearest sister.
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos of the Hamas Terrorists Involved In The Jerusalem Shooting Attack by FuckingMachine(f): 11:34am On Nov 30, 2023
Looks cute
FoodRe: What Even Is This Mess - Caucasian Man Rejects His Nigerian Wife’s Pounded Yam by FuckingMachine(f): 11:31am On Nov 30, 2023
ShangTsung000:
It's like your mom is worst.
We have the same mom
FoodRe: What Even Is This Mess - Caucasian Man Rejects His Nigerian Wife’s Pounded Yam by FuckingMachine(f): 11:09am On Nov 30, 2023
It's a known fact worldwide that Nigerian women can't cook.
RomanceRe: Guys!!! How Long Can You Chase A Girl? by FuckingMachine(f): 10:16pm On Nov 29, 2023
2 hours
PetsRe: What Species Of Spider Is This? by FuckingMachine(f): 9:12pm On Nov 29, 2023
Roast it with plenty pepper.
The name will be revealed to you.
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Yourself In Secondary School Dreams by FuckingMachine(f): 7:01pm On Nov 29, 2023
It means you are an illiterate and you should return to school.
EducationRe: 5 Animals That Live Longer Than Humans by FuckingMachine(f): 6:56pm On Nov 29, 2023
I've eaten 2 out of the list.
Where can the others be found?
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Warn Of Violence Over Govt’s Plan To Reduce Oba Of Benin's Powers by FuckingMachine(f): 6:53pm On Nov 29, 2023
When I was saying this I was mocked.
Even Ooni of Ife go collect if he do anyhow.

Bunch of overrated government appointees.
FamilyRe: Nigerians Are Suffering Including Me Oh. by FuckingMachine(f): 3:46pm On Nov 29, 2023
I don't believe you because helinues and freestuffsng said we're enjoying.
FamilyRe: I Almost Broke My Vow, And See What God Did. by FuckingMachine(f): 2:56pm On Nov 29, 2023
OP DM me.
You can still break the vow.

PoliticsRe: Onitsha South LGA Chairman Bags Nigerian Best Performing Chairman by FuckingMachine(f): 2:55pm On Nov 29, 2023
Some Afonjanistans just ran past me furiously. I'm sure they are on their way to spill hatred on this thread.

PoliticsRe: People Fear Me Too Much by FuckingMachine(f): 2:51pm On Nov 29, 2023
Sandpaper off the black mark on your forehead.
CelebritiesRe: Tiktoker, Okoli Classic Who Was Gifted ₦2M By Davido, Buys New Phones For Family by FuckingMachine(f): 1:06pm On Nov 29, 2023
Lovelyn451:
communication is extremely important...have u been away from home and urgently wants to speak to your family but they don't have a phone? Or something went wrong at home and u wanted to be sure they're safe but none of them have a phone, I've been in this situation, I almost fainted, had to withdraw everything in my account to get mum a phone
So you need an iPhone 14 to communicate with your mom?
CelebritiesRe: Tiktoker, Okoli Classic Who Was Gifted ₦2M By Davido, Buys New Phones For Family by FuckingMachine(f): 12:19pm On Nov 29, 2023
kingthreat:
At least she brought smiles to the face of her family members.
Poor man gratification.
FamilyRe: Say One Word About This Picture by FuckingMachine(f): 11:35am On Nov 29, 2023
shocked
Na to import 10 containers of it.

Sure cash out within 1 month because this product is more important than phone to an average Nigerian man.
PoliticsRe: Youngest Lawmaker, Rukayat Shittu Wins, As A’court Upturn Tribunal Judgement by FuckingMachine(f): 11:22am On Nov 29, 2023
She don drop toto for Tinubu.

CelebritiesRe: Tiktoker, Okoli Classic Who Was Gifted ₦2M By Davido, Buys New Phones For Family by FuckingMachine(f): 11:17am On Nov 29, 2023
So phone was her problem?
No investment. No business.

Phone. Hmm.

Fear poor people o.

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