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CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley And Sam Larry Storm Orphanage Home, Donate Food Items (video) by FuckingMachine(f): 11:14am On Nov 29, 2023
The people castigating them don't even love the Mohbad. If they really cared why haven't they meted same treatment to Portable for bullying Young Duu?

They just needed someone to vent their frustration on since they are helpless against Tinubu.


Poor people are highly dangerous to be around.
PoliticsRe: Automation Of Passport Application 99% Done, To Go Live Next Week – Tunji-Ojo by FuckingMachine(f):
Any guarantee that the immigration officers will not frustrate those that come for the 5min biometrics?
CelebritiesRe: If Anything Happens To Me, Hold Yhemolee Responsible – Singer Lil Frosh by FuckingMachine(f): 10:50am On Nov 29, 2023
But why is it only Afonjanistan artistes having all these backstabbing and betrayal issues?? I thought Yaribanza are united?


Igbo artistes don't kill and betray themselves like this.
PoliticsRe: Bishop Oyedepo’s Son Establishes Own Ministry, Receives Blessing From Dad by FuckingMachine(f): 12:33am On Nov 29, 2023
So the God in Winners is no longer enough for miracles they have to open for another God?

And if it's the same God then why open a fresh church and not a branch of the original?


Yaribanza religious conman family
PoliticsRe: They Are Now Insulting Oba Of Benin Even Calling Him Obidient by FuckingMachine(f): 1:21pm On Nov 28, 2023
YorubaDemonswag:
Obatala is Oba before Oba Ewekagrin


Name any Oba of Benin before Eweka that is not Ogisogrin

2 tell me the Benin word for red and shining things or things that shine.
Alaye go sleep jare
You're just typing in the nonsense
PoliticsRe: They Are Now Insulting Oba Of Benin Even Calling Him Obidient by FuckingMachine(f): 1:02pm On Nov 28, 2023
YorubaDemonswag:
The word Oba as a king is Yoruba word,benin cant continue stealing our things,they even stole one of us Ogun and turn him to their jesus.
Name one Oba that existed before Oba of Benin.
Please don't run away.
CelebritiesRe: I Like The Way Davido Calls Me His Younger Sister Despite We Are Age Mate - Teni by FuckingMachine(f):
In adulthood, the sibling with the most money taking care of the family is the senior. If the older one tries rubbish he will be humbled with responsibilities he can't handle.


For this life just make money.
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin: I'm A Direct Descendant Of Oranmiyan, Son Of ODUDUWA. Video. by FuckingMachine(f): 12:57pm On Nov 28, 2023
plaindealer:
When Oba of Bening visited Ile Ife to see where his forefathers were buried in Ile Ife.

They used to send Dead Oba of Benin to Ile Ife for burial.
Because Afonjaland was Benin Empire's dustbin and graveyard back then.
PoliticsRe: They Are Now Insulting Oba Of Benin Even Calling Him Obidient by FuckingMachine(f): 12:54pm On Nov 28, 2023
YorubaDemonswag:
We've told you severally that there's nothing like Oba of Benin,what we have is Ogiso of Benin.
But there's Oba of Lagos abi?
The first Oba of Lagos was ordained by Benin incase you don't know.
PoliticsRe: Percentage Of Land Owned By Igbos In Lagos Is Less Than 5% by FuckingMachine(f): 12:53pm On Nov 28, 2023
Omonile don drop quote
PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 12:49pm On Nov 28, 2023
dominique:
They were heads of states who presided over the affairs of the country. Are they immune from being corrupt?
Their authoritarian regimes cannot be compared to democratic Presidents with some level of restraint.

That would be unfair.
PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 11:05am On Nov 28, 2023
dominique:
Where is Tafawa Balewa?
Where is Aguiyi ironsi?
Where is Muritala Mohammed?
Where is IBB?
Where is Sani Abacha?
Where is Abdulsalam Abubakar?
You don carry come.
They are not Presidents.
PoliticsRe: The Story Of How 50 Kobo Caused Nationwide Protest In Nigeria In The Year 1978 by FuckingMachine(f): 9:01am On Nov 28, 2023
Blakjewelry:
That is before tribalism put on a new face in Nigeria.
Tribalism already existed before 1978 - it led to the civil war. Tribalism is older than Nigeria.
TravelRe: Flight Diversion: United Nigeria Pilots Weren’t Familiar With Nigerian Terrain, by FuckingMachine(f): 8:56am On Nov 28, 2023
Maps don't need familiarity if you're well trained.
HealthRe: Pain In The Lower Right Side Of My Abdomen by FuckingMachine(f): 12:00am On Nov 28, 2023
FRANELCLINIC:
Okay, so is it a coincidence that the “appendicitis” started after the surgery?

Do your research, and you will come up with a list of abdominal problems that can be mistaken for appendicitis. That's why questioning of the patient is crucial; it helps you differentiate.



Oh! And appendicitis usually STARTS at the mid-abdominal region before spreading to the lower right region.
OP is probably dead by now so no need replying you.
HealthRe: Pain In The Lower Right Side Of My Abdomen by FuckingMachine(f): 10:51pm On Nov 27, 2023
FRANELCLINIC:
I doubt it's appendicitis.
Appendix pain begins in the umbilical region in its early stages before spreading to the RLQ in its later stages.

Think diverticulitis? But that is more likely to occur in the left lower quadrant
Shut up.
Apendicitis is on & off searing pain in the lower right region.

Stop leading people to their death.
PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 10:05pm On Nov 27, 2023
Thanks for your votes
Seun mynd44 nlfpmod you can vote as well
You're human
PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 10:03pm On Nov 27, 2023
Tinubu (2023-date)

PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 10:03pm On Nov 27, 2023
Buhari (2015-2023)

PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 10:02pm On Nov 27, 2023
Jonathan (2010-2015)

PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 10:01pm On Nov 27, 2023
Yar'Adua (2007-2010)

PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 10:00pm On Nov 27, 2023
Obasanjo (1999-2007)

PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 10:00pm On Nov 27, 2023
Shonekan (1993-1993)

PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 9:58pm On Nov 27, 2023
Shagari (1979-1983)

PoliticsRe: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 9:58pm On Nov 27, 2023
Azikiwe (1960-1963)

PoliticsPoll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by FuckingMachine(op): 9:58pm On Nov 27, 2023
Who is Nigeria's worst President Ever?

Like a President to vote as your worst ever.
Car TalkRe: Oil Type For Camry 07 by FuckingMachine(f): 8:47pm On Nov 27, 2023
Palm oil
Tinubu has destroyed everything.
PoliticsSolution: How To Survive Tinubu's Failure by FuckingMachine(op): 8:44pm On Nov 27, 2023
I will update when I find a solution...
The useless senile fool has destroyed everything.

PoliticsRe: Tinubulation: Which Former President Can You Accept To Savage The Situation? by FuckingMachine(f): 8:43pm On Nov 27, 2023
OBJ
Created things out of nothing.
HealthRe: My Ordeal With gouty Arthritis(sensitive pictures). by FuckingMachine(f): 7:37pm On Nov 27, 2023
Wow
OP you added weight in this Tinubu economy? shocked

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