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Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Lafia For APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Nasarawa by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:58pm On Feb 04, 2023
Tenses:


This buhari dey like that hostel rat wey go dey chop your toes and e go dey blow you breeze.


Bubu nah poker master joor
We are aware about his sinister, since he taught he's wiser than everybody, we tend to play to the gallery πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…, that's how to win the game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 4th February 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:36pm On Feb 04, 2023
Fira09:


Joke of the millennium.

Try dey buy ice yourself.
Ahh den boss dey para, make una calm down oo, underestimate me at your own peril this season bossβœŠβœŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ’ͺ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 4th February 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:32pm On Feb 04, 2023
Chinoval:
When arsenal are 8 points ahead with a game at hand.Let's be realistic
There are still many games to play, just like what happened today, many more is about to happen 🚴🚴🚴🚴🚴
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 4th February 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:31pm On Feb 04, 2023
Angelfrost:


Closer to wetin?!!... Try and win your only title for the season come Feb. 26th!

....If una no dey careful, Newcastle fit thief am! tongue
Boss funny ooπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, forget say Castle still dey dat place oo, their leg dey shake talk more of dragging cup with us. Where den dey share Dog lap reach ImamπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 4th February 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:15pm On Feb 04, 2023
Kyase:

No be lie
I get cold feet for this game
Yes oo boss

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 4th February 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:12pm On Feb 04, 2023
dfrost:
Let's do this people.

Kyase
Ray07
Fuckingmallam45
Baba fergie001

Lamasta, Angelfrost and Fira09 come and enjoy our game.
My target is EPL, and as it is now, I'm closer to achieve itπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ‘πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠβœŠ

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Politics / Re: Fuel Hike, Naira Scarcity: Buhari Must Act Now! Governor Akeredolu by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:28pm On Feb 03, 2023
asanausana91:
people like you don't even have 1k in your account but you are busy crying. The politicians that stockpile old Naira notes for vote buying are crying and you poor thing is also crying. No wonder the country is not moving, the poor are the ones the politicians are using to carry out their corruption.
Buhari we are strongly behind you.
You see dis dugbedugbe wey dey up so, if e fall down, no be only one person matter na everybody own
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike, Naira Scarcity: Buhari Must Act Now! Governor Akeredolu by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:24pm On Feb 03, 2023
ekanx27:
We the masses are not complaining.
You know the painful part is that, some of you now wetin una go chop dis night una no know, but you come Nairaland here dey form James bond.
Politics / Re: I Am Voting For Peter Obi - Frank Edoho Replies Fan by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:37pm On Jan 28, 2023
Eriokanmi:
Democracy is all about choice so, don't drag any tribes into this. From all indications, you're tribalist and a bigot. Your comment is a proof. Since 1999, I've voted across ethnic and religous lines as a yorubaman. From falae, to Obj to yaradua, then Jonathan, to Buhari. Those were my choices. This time, I'm voting Obi. He's the only one capable to lead us. He's physically fit, with clean record. Not only that, he's experienced and much younger. He's Nigerian first before his tribal affiliation and if his tribespeople are supporting him, its their choice. They've also voted same yoruba twice in the past. Abi Igbo ni obj? . Vote your candidate , its not by force and respect others choice too.
Is like you misconstrued my comment, I have no problem with any Yoruba supporting Obi, I am not a kid likewise the others supporting him, so why will I tell a grown man or woman who to support? My points towards that Bros was his comment. He insulted a whole region because of just one person opinion. That doesn't sound right bro. He insulted you as well as a Yoruba man, I'm just trying to point out the unnecessary comment he made. I'm not bitter against anybody bro. Am I feeding anybody? So why will i tell you who to vote? Anyway thanks for your commentπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™βœ‹
Politics / Re: I Am Voting For Peter Obi - Frank Edoho Replies Fan by Fuckingmallam45(m): 12:58pm On Jan 28, 2023
Antivirus92:
They don't travel out, they usually spend all their lives in their remote villages of Osun,ekiti,oyo,ogun,ondo,kwara or at most travel to Lagos to constitute nuisance to other hardworking people from other regions in the name of being landlord....


To them, once your name is not femi or Abdul, you must be Igbo...

ignoramuses!
Just look at what you typed? You insulted a whole region, and you claimed to be an educated person. You forgot that there are some Yorubas clamoring for Obi presidency, inclusively you insulted and lambasted them together. Well I don't blame you, I blamed the Yorubas that are aligning with you people, believing that you people have then at heart. I hope they can all see this your comment.πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:26pm On Jan 22, 2023
yemi1504:


Me too o! The guy don clearly regress!
The guy na anyhow player ooo, complete scam🚢🚢🚢🚢

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:25pm On Jan 22, 2023
prinsam30:



blame ur coach for trusting him
It's normal for coach to trust a player but it's left for the player to turn things around. Dude is just too poor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:21pm On Jan 22, 2023
How we take buy Anthony for that amount is something I still can't understand

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:08pm On Jan 22, 2023
frankson1:



To strengthen our mid-field.
Maybe you're right, I'm just thinking about the bench.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:56pm On Jan 22, 2023
Naso, game on
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:50pm On Jan 22, 2023
Goal by golden boy himself πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ™πŸ’—πŸ’―β™₯οΈβ£οΈπŸ’˜πŸ’πŸ’―πŸ’—πŸ™βœ‹πŸ€›πŸ™
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:48pm On Jan 22, 2023
frankson1:




Fred and Tominay should have started.
One should have started tho.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:40pm On Jan 22, 2023
Kyase:


Calm down
E talk say, if need be, e go sub fred Immediately
Okay, no p boss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:32pm On Jan 22, 2023
Why Mc Tominay, why not Fred?
Tenhag sometimes en

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:15pm On Jan 22, 2023
Lamasta:


They will play draw or Arsenal wins today
If I were you who wish to carry the league, I wouldn't have prayed for draw neither would I have prayed for Man United defeat 🚢🚢🚢🚢
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 2:14pm On Jan 22, 2023
Angelfrost:
Hello Kyase, dfrost, fuckingmallam45, Lamasta and Xynerise...

Fergie001 has reliably informed me that he will be observing a 2-hour prayer walk starting from 5.25pm today.

I will suggest y'all join him too... Save yourselves the heartache to come! cool tongue
Make I use our new emojis to laugh smallπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜˜β˜ΊοΈβ˜ΊοΈπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£, Arsenal go chop am both home and away
Celebrities / Re: Man Raises Alarm After Bobrisky Liked His Photos On Instagram (Photo) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:20pm On Jan 21, 2023
πŸ’‹πŸ’žπŸ™πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ’“πŸŒ·πŸŒΈπŸ˜πŸŒΊπŸ‘‰πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ€·πŸ€¦πŸ˜­πŸ˜₯πŸ’—πŸ™„πŸ₯°πŸ€©πŸ˜πŸ–οΈπŸ––πŸ˜β˜οΈβ˜οΈπŸ––πŸ––πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ€—πŸ˜£πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜›πŸ˜›
TV/Movies / Re: BBTITANS Update: Khosi Almost In Tears Because Of Yemi Cregx by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:09pm On Jan 21, 2023
Yoruba making girls cry since 1408 grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:43pm On Jan 18, 2023
This ten hag no dey use sense sometimes Sha, Casemiro don collect card now, e don give Arsenal mouth to talk

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:10pm On Jan 18, 2023
Hendrixky:
Crystal Palace go draw this match

Stake with your life savings
1 billion bro, den no see draw, if you get 500million let's bet
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:08pm On Jan 18, 2023
Ray07:
dey thing the pain Bruno sotey e come the quarrel Antony. grin
Bro Antony reaction there na nonsense, if I be couch na instantly I go remove am, I hate rubbish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:59pm On Jan 18, 2023
Ade1177:


Anytime the ball touch his leg

99% of the time it's either he does exactly what he, waste time, slow the attack and pass the f ball back to defence

I swear for him everytime

And I'm sure it will catch him for scamming united that huge amount

Like he is one new neymar angry
Exactly bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:54pm On Jan 18, 2023
mikebabs101:
Sancho is coming to take his place , Anthony is not that good
Sancho, that's another overrated player bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:49pm On Jan 18, 2023
AbuMaryam1:
God, please disgrace Man U.... #teamArsenal
It's too late brother, you ought to have prayed this type of prayer before the game against Man City rather you chose to support us with the believe that you're doing Man City unknown to you that you're eventually doing yourself bragrin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:38pm On Jan 18, 2023
Anthony is one useless guy aswear

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:15pm On Jan 18, 2023
Rashford use sense oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 14th January 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:49pm On Jan 14, 2023
Hmmm, is like Liverpool is trying to discover more than crude oo grin grin, what else could Klopp trying to discover grin

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