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Politics › Re: Roll Call Of Amaechi's Declaration. by Fuckyoumod: 5:31am On Apr 10, 2022
famology:
Hahahahahahahaha.........no wonder they're looking for the impossible consensus. I laff oooooo.
OP is politically lost and ignorant of Nigerians political history.

No let me tutor you small boy!

You see all those following Tinubu around are milking his looted money, are just there for the money. They know Tinubu is an ancestor a peeing one for that matter. But they needed to eat.

Tinubu is just an Orphan riding on the back of his stolen funds.

In politics, I laugh with you does not mean I am with you. I follow you does not mean I'm with you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK To Send 120 Armoured Vehicles To Ukraine As Boris Johnson Meets Zelensky by Fuckyoumod: 5:20am On Apr 10, 2022
Mooh247:
You are deeply buried in US propaganda... The progress Russia made in sophisticated country like Ukraine... Coalition of US, UK, France didn't make such in Iraq Libya and Afghanistan for years

Putin is just playing it soft with Ukrainians ... If he wants to flatten Ukraine he has the missiles to do so with simple flickbof a switch
Americans don't go after children and defenseless old women in wars, Russia's only achievement in this war is killing civilians, children and destroying buildings.

I am ashamed of Putin!
Crime › Re: My Father Told Me “Holy Spirit” Instructed Him To Have Sex With Me - Teenager by Fuckyoumod: 10:52pm On Apr 09, 2022
saphiere:
Once I launch my foundation which is targeted at handling rape cases, I swear I will become a nightmare to Nigerian men. Fly wer no d hear word de follow dead body enter grave. If it means taking a life with my own hands I swear to God I will do it and damned the consequences. I am fed up.
Nigerian men making rape a norm.
who raped you?

I know your dad once raped you.

Silly girl! "NIGERIAN MEN MAKING RAPE A NORM" chose your words rightly.
only your single mum can teach you to hate men.

Men will continue to be your biggest and strangest nightmare!
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK To Send 120 Armoured Vehicles To Ukraine As Boris Johnson Meets Zelensky by Fuckyoumod: 10:44pm On Apr 09, 2022
Mooh247:
He was given 3 S-300 defence system, unfortunately Russia made S-300 missile system and now has many long range missiles that can beat radar detection or any antimissile system especially their own S300


.
na so we they hear, over hyped Russia.

Them get this, them get that. Russia this, Russia that. ordinary defenseless Ukraine them no fit win.
Russia lost 19000 soldier, including generals within a month of war with ordinary Ukraine.
Countless Military hardwares inclusive.

All Russia could do was to bomb buildings, kill innocent civilians, killer old women and children. Then ran away!


Yet Russia get heaven and earth.

Mtchwwwww long range missile my foot!

My prayer for Russia is that they don't ever have a war with a more prepared and sophisticated NATO.
Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Declares Intention To Run For 2023 Presidency by Fuckyoumod: 7:34pm On Apr 09, 2022
Cubalabloo:
Just to add to his biography that he once contested for the presidency. Noisemakers everywhere!
lol.... Children of hate.
Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Runs Around Stadium As He Declared To Run For Presidency (Video) by Fuckyoumod: 7:17pm On Apr 09, 2022
CandyOps:
That nigga dumb. He took it literally. Him think say because him run 3 laps mean say him go fit run for President?

This man Na big Buffoon
tell your pee pee ancestor to run 1inch.

Tell the old fool Togo and rest.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:39pm On Apr 09, 2022
Donemmy:
Kindly indicate that disgusting and appalling act in your CV as one of of your special skills. May you
com on get out of my post. Mumu!
Education › Re: Please Help!!! How Can A Wrong Date Of Birth Be Corrected? by Fuckyoumod(op): 12:03pm On Apr 08, 2022
CuteEmma:
Yes, for about 3k, instantly.
If you know the hospital and LGA, fine, if you don’t, they would just ask for your parents names and fill in the rest.
thanks
Education › Re: Please Help!!! How Can A Wrong Date Of Birth Be Corrected? by Fuckyoumod(op): 12:03pm On Apr 08, 2022
LilMissFavvy:
Yes you can. Go to court and do an AFFIDAVIT FOR DATE OF BIRTH. You will explain what you have just explained here, and they will help you. You can go with your dad or any other guardian if you wish as it will make them attend to you with speed.
ok thanks
Education › Re: Please Help!!! How Can A Wrong Date Of Birth Be Corrected? by Fuckyoumod(op): 4:45am On Apr 08, 2022
CuteEmma:
Op, you’re funny grin

Just say you want to reduce your age. Go get a birth certificate and submit it to the school where you did your first degree so it will not affect your transcript. I think WAEC has stopped correcting DoB, so if it’s NECO you’re using, then you’re safe. Also, NIN DoB can be corrected but you have to pay and wait for a really long time
thanks for the advice. Can I still get a birth certificate 29 years after I was born?
Education › Please Help!!! How Can A Wrong Date Of Birth Be Corrected? by Fuckyoumod(op): 8:43pm On Apr 07, 2022
Good evening Nairalanders.

Today is my birthday!

I'm currently in a state of confusion, I'm traumatized.

Kindly ignore my errors and help me, some years back during my first degree admission, my birth certificate was needed to process my admission. But I don't have a birth certificate.

So my uncle went to the customary court to obtain an age declaration to enable me carry out my registration. Unknown to us as family members that there was a mistake in the year of birth, the day and month is correct. Before now I was made to believe my date of birth was 7th of April, 1990. This was the age we all believed and have been using as my official age all this while.

But low and behold, today being my birthday, during a small family get together in my honor. My dad was shocked to here me say I'm 33 years old. he said and I quote "no, no, you are not 33 my son! Who told you that? You are 29 years old. You were born on the 7th of April 1994 and not 1990".

This means I have been parading myself older than I am all this years.

The question and problem now is, can I correct it? Is it possible? How do I go about it constitutionally without it hurting me tomorrow.

Please help and advice me on what to do, I really want my real age 1994, instead of 1990.

I appreciate all your advice.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 7:58pm On Apr 07, 2022
oke2018:
Same will be done to you also.
mumu, you no well. You papa tell you say I fvck your mother?
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 7:56pm On Apr 07, 2022
Didi2d:
Guy! I still dey wait for the conclusion of this your story naw!
Since morning, I don check taya
no worry I go finish the story.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 7:00pm On Apr 07, 2022
Unrated900:
It might be
Cos if you got work to do or you gonna resume
Office early
You won’t be looking at a man’s wife
To fvck
Fool
Small boy.
lol.... Mumu, did I Bleep your mother?
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 6:59pm On Apr 07, 2022
NorthernersSuck:
So shall another man dose onto your wife
mumu!!!! come on get the hell outta my post. Idiot!
See who is cursing somebody?

Did fvck your mother mercilessly?
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 1:54pm On Apr 07, 2022
Unrated900:
Na so then go win ur wife heart also
No matter how u take show am love
U go still lack many things which would make her go fvck one local boy.
the words of a stupid boy!
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 1:10pm On Apr 07, 2022
Naijanascam:
Like you are applying for an american Visa
there are homeless people like you in America.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:12pm On Apr 07, 2022
GindoX:
Mr. Man come and finish this story... Tagged me when you post am grin... But who will you feel knowing fully well , person dey knack ya wife...? undecided
grin I go finish am.

So make I ask you, na you and my wife dey talk? Why you dey wife? Or na she dey post this the post? Lol....


I no tag you
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:09pm On Apr 07, 2022
seunlizy:
Whatever u sow u shall reap, I won't respond to ur msg cos I gat something doing my mumu guy. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
My dear continue fucking
as you are reaping hunger and poverty.

My mumu guy.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:51am On Apr 07, 2022
bayelsaowei:
which kin yeye people dey this forum oo... grin
grin
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:51am On Apr 07, 2022
Jesse25:
How u take do am.... shocked
interests and max. Pleasure.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:50am On Apr 07, 2022
Strongbest:
I hope you're getting ready for karma.

I am amazed how you lots are so confident of discussing your dirty, immoral and shameful life style here.

Disgusting! How nairaland.com has become a home to shameless, dirty and very stupid people, I can't comprehend. undecided undecided
mumu, see your dirty mouth like karma, shameless and stupid man.

See let me tell you what you don't know.

Nairaland is "the more you look the less you see"

And I make bold to tell you that you are very stupid and mentally dull person for no knowing that. Mumu!
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:46am On Apr 07, 2022
aimmoney9:
Then the married women you fvcked did not fvck a lot...... grin grin grin grin

Those married pussies have truly fvcked your brain..... grin
lol.... My brother test am you go confirm.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:43am On Apr 07, 2022
JOemmy:
Fear God my guy don't destroy the marriage of that innocent lady.
I won't destroy it, I just love her. If her husband pursue her I will take her in.

I love her and it's final.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:41am On Apr 07, 2022
JOemmy:
Better repent before it's too late u might not always be that lucky some guys like u have been killed by husbands of cheating wives.
nothing go happen. I'm always prepared. Lol
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:40am On Apr 07, 2022
MOGPRAISE:
Proverbs 5:3-15
[3]The lips of another man's wife may be as sweet as honey and her kisses as smooth as olive oil,
[4]but when it is all over, she leaves you nothing but bitterness and pain.
[5]She will take you down to the world of the dead; the road she walks is the road to death.
[6]She does not stay on the road to life; but wanders off, and does not realize what is happening.
[7]Now listen to me, my children, and never forget what I am saying.
[8]Keep away from such a woman! Don't even go near her door!
[9]If you do, others will gain the respect that you once had, and you will die young at the hands of merciless people.
[10]Yes, strangers will take all your wealth, and what you have worked for will belong to someone else.
[11]You will lie groaning on your deathbed, your flesh and muscles being eaten away,
[12]and you will say, “Why would I never learn? Why would I never let anyone correct me?
[13]I wouldn't listen to my teachers. I paid no attention to them.
[14]And suddenly I found myself publicly disgraced.”
[15]Be faithful to your own wife and give your love to her alone.
Thanks....
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:39am On Apr 07, 2022
Mikekan30:
I may not judge but be prepared when you get married your wife will be bleeped mercilessly because Karma always bite back.
mumu, see your mouth like karma, see you stupidity like mercilessly.

Come fvck my wife na make I see! Mugu.

If I know your wife I go still fvck her mercilessly nothing you go do Idiat. Just mind your business.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:32am On Apr 07, 2022
EmyGod:
Proverbs 6:24 to 35 will help you to avert the impending wrath at hand.
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Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:31am On Apr 07, 2022
Coolgent:
Karma is a bitch
karma is a pussy!
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:30am On Apr 07, 2022
Holluwhakemmy:
at times something can happens, remember all days for the thief one day for owner stay away from married women to avoid stories that touch the heart.
nothing they happen, na fvck I fvck I no kill person.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:29am On Apr 07, 2022
seunlizy:
grin grin grin grin maaaaaadddd guy, just they Bleep they go as you like bt mind you whatever you do them go do am for ur wife too ooooo grin
mumu weytin bring my wife into this matter? Na you and my wife dey talk?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Pay Homepage To Sheikh Dahiru Bauchi (pix) by Fuckyoumod: 6:40am On Apr 07, 2022
He is laying his hands on somebody that is bigger than him spiritually.

Spiritually Tinubu has found "aknorm"

Only God in heaven can subdue a man that has attained "aknorm"

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