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CelebritiesRe: Davido Says Rip To Obama DMW As He Steps Out In Atlanta. by Fuckyoumod: 12:48pm On Jul 06, 2021
sweetshisha:
Always sipping shekpe 24/7
don't worry yourself.. Let him sip, his liver will explain later.
PoliticsRe: Mele Kyari Wants 2.5 Percent For Oil Communities In PIB by Fuckyoumod: 7:15am On Jul 06, 2021
The west were romancing with the north, they brought this Govt. They should deal with it.
PoliticsPIB: ‘just Pass Bill, Irrespective Of What’s In It - Akpabio Says. by Fuckyoumod(op): 7:06am On Jul 06, 2021
PIB: ‘Just pass bill, irrespective of what’s in it for oil producing communities’ – Akpabio
“Whatever you agree on, we will accept. At least, let us start from somewhere,” Mr Akpabio says.

The Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Godswill Akpabio has urged the National Assembly to quickly pass the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB), irrespective of whatever percentage of revenue is allocated to the oil producing communities.

There has been outrage, especially in the Niger Delta region, over the three per cent share recommended by Nigerian lawmakers who recently passed the bill.

A former minister, Edwin Clerk described the bill, as passed, as “satanic and unjust”, and said oil companies may be stopped from their production activities if the percentage of revenue allocated to oil communities is not reviewed upward.

While the House of Representatives recommended 5 per sent as equity holding for the host communities, senators pushed for 3 per cent.

The original bill brought to the Senate by the Executive was 2.5 per cent for the funding of the Host Communities Trust Fund.

Southern governors in their meeting on Monday in Lagos rejected the three per cent proposed for the host communities; they said five per cent share would have been better.

But Mr Akpabio thinks otherwise.

“It is not the percentage that matters,” the minister said on Monday to reporters in Abuja, according to a statement from his spokesperson, Jackson Udom.

“The bill has been there for over 20 years. I am speaking for the Niger Delta people. Let them not use the issue of percentage to delay the passage. No matter the percentage approved, we will accept it, whether 3, 4 or even 5 per cent. If they use it well, we can go back to demand

“Let me appeal to my former colleagues in the National Assembly to pass the PIB Bill into law so that the people of the region will begin to have a new lease of life. Let them not allow the argument on the percentage to delay the passage of the bill.

“Whatever you agree on, we will accept. At least, let us start from somewhere,” he said.

Coming from an official whose ministry oversees the development of the Niger Delta region, Mr Akpabio’s position is likely going to deepen the controversy around him.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/471873-pib-just-pass-bill-irrespective-of-whats-in-it-for-oil-producing-communities-akpabio.html

PoliticsRe: PIB: South-West Governors, Senators, Reps To Meet In Abuja On Tuesday by Fuckyoumod: 6:17am On Jul 06, 2021
yorubarere:
How will they take actions without meeting and conclude with one voice? Don't just criticize for the fun of it. Go figure what they call constructive criticism.
oga shut up!

His point is not out of place.
Southern Gov. are only been reactive.

When the northern were adjusting and making amendments on the Bill to favor them, where was your so called reactant south west Governors and senators?

Allow the man to express is views jare!

Reactant people! We don't need reactants, we need action! 30% of oil profit it no joke.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wouldn't Detach From Her Siblings. A Bad Sign? by Fuckyoumod: 5:50am On Jul 06, 2021
bigpicture001:
I found out the hospitals she now goes to for an ailment which is now past tense..its been there, no other person pays that much attention..I check on her tru calla almost every 4hours...I stand by her through thick and thin...

You don't get..I am totally involved in her day to day life..to say she cant do certain things for me cuz am not family is just so disgusting....
Mr. Emotions..who is more emotionally supportive of a lady when in need of it..ur sibling's or ur very loving girlfriend..

Would your adult brother stay days with you in the hospital if you are down..? As compared to ur fiancee..? If no..is she your family memeber yet..?

Guy cease to reason with just emotion..com to reality
you have already crossed the line!
If I knew you were a terrible simp I wouldn't have responded earlier.
You have already out performed more legally married men in terms of commitments and responsibilities and you are just an ordinary boyfriend. Damn!

You crossed the line!

The rule is don't investment so much on a girlfriend. Everything done for a girlfriend that does not translate to a wife is called WASTAGE.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wouldn't Detach From Her Siblings. A Bad Sign? by Fuckyoumod: 5:37am On Jul 06, 2021
Nwodosis:
You are not a good person, a family that you are yet to be officially part of, you want to break the family love bond! You are materialistic and selfish but love is not about materialism and selfishness.
you are a daft person.

What a nonsense response!

You don't know anything about marriage or family bond.
You are the type that would milk your sisters and brothers married or unmarried dry.

Marriage is bigger than that useless family bond of yours. A family bond that does not respect marriage is nonsense.

Now let me tutor you, so you don't go about breaking peoples marriages, when a lady is married, her husband and children becomes her number priority! She starts building her own home. This is how God has planned marriage. That does not mean her siblings father and mother are number two priority, No, rather she must find a way to reach out to them and carry them along as family too.

It is optional dear, when you eventually get married, please follow my advice to avoid divorce.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wouldn't Detach From Her Siblings. A Bad Sign? by Fuckyoumod: 5:24am On Jul 06, 2021
bigpicture001:
Must one be part of a family to show the most love and care....?

Which one is breaking..? Didnt youbread where she said she will always place her siblings over her hubby and even child she births.
guy, that's how daft people respond to important issues. Don't mind that foolish post!

They just jump and conclude nonsense.

My brother, for your own good leave that girl.
I know men suffering it today, when a woman gets married her attention switches to her husband and children, her number one priority becomes how to build her own home with her husband and raise her kids, while also carrying her siblings, father and mother along.

But when her siblings comes first, then her husband and kids comes second, I pity her husband. You won't understand it now, until when you become her husband.
You will be building your home alone without a helper (wife). All her resources and attention will be channelled to her siblings.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Nnamdi Kanu Showed Extreme Carelessness By Going To Kenya by Fuckyoumod: 4:01am On Jul 05, 2021
OurBusinessIsPr:
There is another angle to it.. maybe JuJu was involved
lol.... Which juju, the guy was greedy.
I used to think he is a smart man.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Nigerians Now Leaving Offices For Farms by Fuckyoumod: 7:38am On Jul 03, 2021
colestephan86:
Keep hating while we keep feeding and collecting your money
you can collect all the money in Nigeria Junkie!

Let love ki u dia
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Nigerians Now Leaving Offices For Farms by Fuckyoumod: 7:36am On Jul 03, 2021
History555:
If nigerians are going back to farms why is price of foodstuffs going up. A paint of garri was 300 in 2015, today its 1350. Locally produced garri for dat matter
why garri dey pain you?

How about locally produced rice, beans and tomatoes?

Mtchww
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Barcelona Contract Has Expired, He Is A Free Agent Now by Fuckyoumod: 9:09pm On Jul 01, 2021
paulolee:
lolz...i always knew dt messi would get a new deal after I saw his best friend aguero signed dt 2 yr deal after talking to messi...
messi is currently in agentina n av asked barca to pause any contract talks till he is done with d copa n back to Spain.
a new 2yr deal is already agreed verbally
Barca cnt let go bcoz even when his goals dries up, he would still perform with loads of assist n dts d edge he gat over the rest....big respect to cr7 shaa
why did you not include number of matches played?
EducationRe: Courses That Should Be Avoided By Nigerians From Poor Families. by Fuckyoumod: 1:46pm On Jun 30, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
A lot of Nigerian students especially those from high school still hold some archaic mentality that some courses are a sure way out of poverty. The situation of Nigeria and the future should make people dead that mentality o. If you arent from a rich family or well connected you should avoid studying some courses in Nigeria.

The following should be avoided except you are rich or well connected.

Medicine: This used to be a very sure way out of poverty. Just like 14 years back, even NYSC doctors were getting six figures. It was so good that even after NYSC and Housemanship, some doctors had bought nice cars or even built houses. The situation is totally different today. To get housemanship as a doctor na die and even when you get it you will be paid peanuts. To migrate out of the country as a doctor requires serious money which if you arent from a privileged home might be very difficult to meet. To also further as a doctor in Nigeria is very difficult as a lot of residency programs are based on who you know. Its no more about merit just as it used to be before yet every year thousands of teenagers kill themselves trying to get into medicine when they can get into other programs which are much more lucrative.

All Engineering Courses except Electrical/Computer engineering: Contrary to what a lot of people think, engineering a lot of branches of engineering are not as lucrative as people think they are. I was checking unilag's cut off the other day for my cousins and was shocked to find out that petroleum engineering has the highest cut-off point in the engineering department. That is a program that should be scrapped. Its glory days are over and never going to come back and its so restrictive yet a whole lot of brilliant people think killing themselves to study this is actually a good idea. Electrical and computer engineering are the only courses I can really advise anyone to go for as they are very much relevant in the ICT sector. Embedded systems, computer hardware, robotics alongside a host of others are mostly offshoots of these fields.
Lucrative alternatives to engineering that arent as competitive are computer science, mathematics and physics. Someone intending to study civil engineering or mechanical engineering in Nigeria should go for physics. There's practically no place a mechanical or civil engineer can work in this world that someone with a degree in physics cant work.

Law: I wont say much here but if you love poverty, this is an amazing course to study. If you are from arts class, instead of law go for a degree in English. At least with a TEFL certificate and an English degree you can get good jobs teaching English in asia and latin america.

Another thing that might help is that before you study a course, go on linkedin. Create a profile, go to linkedin jobs and check specifically how many jobs exist for your course in Nigeria, Africa and globally.

Nigeria isnt funny anymore to waste time on nonsense and funny as it is, Nigeria of today is a paradise compared to the Nigeria coming so folks should help themselves.
truly ignorance is a disease!
You know nothing about engineering!
And what you don't know is bigger than you.
CrimeRe: Residents Push Down NEPA Official Who Try To Disconnect Their Electricity. by Fuckyoumod: 8:48pm On Jun 28, 2021
Plomo:
Oya justify billing of N80k per month.

Abi na you dey pay bill pass na
Abeg No waste your precious energy on that docile miscreant, na mumu + stupidity they worry am!
CrimeRe: How Usifo Ataga Was Killed - Family Suspects Conspiracy In His Murder by Fuckyoumod: 2:49pm On Jun 28, 2021
Righteousness2:
Chidinmma may not have been the one that killed him.
Chidinmma may have injured him but some others came to finish him up.
Some persons Strategically tracking him may have seized the opportunity to strike!

The owner and staffs of the joint should be arrested . Particularly those that cooked or served them what they ate or drank.

There seems to be a missing link.
chidinma said she killed him, but she lied, Chidinma had accomplices and she has refused to call then out.

So jettison this analysis of yours!
CrimeRe: How Usifo Ataga Was Killed - Family Suspects Conspiracy In His Murder by Fuckyoumod: 2:44pm On Jun 28, 2021
aanuoluwami14:
;DYou all should be ashamed of yourselves, your son did on toto, instead of you to bury him in shame, stop putting his children to shame. He was killed by someone who could be his daughter, ewu! Anofia!
oga saint or madam saint, I know you are as clean and as white as snow.

I also know You have never committed any sin before in your life.

But the man you are mocking, does not deserve to be killed is such a cruel manner just because he committed Adultery.

Please know this and have peace.
Adultery is better than murder.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: 'No Car Key, No Chase Me' - Chidinma Is A Symptom Of Rot In Society by Fuckyoumod: 7:04am On Jun 28, 2021
hammer3x:
ALL THIS YOU ARE LISTING IS IRRELEVANT, THEY ARE PART OF HER WIDER CONFESSION AND NOT IN QUESTION.

IT SHOWS THE DEIFICIENCY IN THE BLACK WAY OF THINKING.

MAY BE YOU NEED TO GO ON YOUTUBE AND SEE HOW PEOPLE BEHAVE UNDER INFLUENCE OF DRUGZ.
only you think this way!

Only Psychos think this way!
What is the primary job or responsibility of a runs girl?

Sexual services or sexual pleasure?
CrimeRe: Usifo Ataga: Chidinma's Father Arrested, Lecturers, Classmates Shocked by Fuckyoumod: 7:22am On Jun 26, 2021
FakeUnity:
This story get K-leg.

But why can't some guys keep their dickeys in check.
If I tried to make sexual advances to a girl, and she says no, my dickey dies a natural death and I'll ask her to leave the room immediately and find the next booty on call.
you be mumu to believe Usifo actually tried to rape her.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Military Shoots Down Drones With Laser Technology Mounted On Aircraft by Fuckyoumod: 6:54am On Jun 26, 2021
Lamasta:
Israeli military and intelligence is top notch cool
especially their intelligence, is second to none.

The U.S most times rely on Israeli intelligence.
CrimeRe: Chances Of Convicting The 21 Year Old TV Boss Murderer In The United Kingdom by Fuckyoumod: 6:19am On Jun 25, 2021
PeaceforNigeria:
A grown 50 year old man drinking alcohol and smoking drugs with a 21 year own girl subsequently tries to force her to have sex with him. When she refuses he becomes violent and to protect herself, she stabs him in the neck twice. He had earlier offered her some money and so she withdrew money from his account after the killing had taken place.This is a possibility. The other possibility is that she was used as bait to setup the man for an assassination through a proxy relationship.

All she needs is a very good lawyer. In the UK for example her legal defence will have a field day with the prosecution. They will say he tried to rape her, she has evidence of injury on her hands - they will also destroy the mans character as a philandering married man who took advantage of a young girl to satisfy his lust.. The prosecution will have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that she willingly killed him. It will be hard, especially because there are no witnesses.

At the very worst she will be convicted of manslaughter , she may even be freed for lack of evidence as has been happened in dozens of recent cases. But Nigerian is a Jungle where you are judged before a trial and found guilty before judgement. Once you are a big man you can lock anybody up for as long as you want.

This girls needs a very good lawyer. Hire me.

smiley
weytin you smoke?
you were there, when all the this lies(story) was cooked?
PoliticsRe: Fidelis Nweze: Accident Pictures Of Wrecked Vehicle Of Ebonyi Commissioner by Fuckyoumod: 6:08am On Jun 25, 2021
Don't mind my unprofessional analysis jor.

OK let's look critically, the car seem to be a bullet proof from the glass.

Secondly, the level of damage I'm seeing is not enough to inflict death to a healthy person wearing his seat belt properly in combination with airbag. Various degrees of injuries can be inflicted though.

Na waooo....
RIP sha.
CrimeRe: Troops Neutralize Several ISWAP/BH Terrorists IN Labom Forest(graphic Pics by Fuckyoumod: 6:04am On Jun 23, 2021
This can only be Islam.

WTF is wrong with Islam?
PoliticsRe: Troops Kill Modu Kennami, ISWAP One-Eyed Commander by Fuckyoumod: 9:04pm On Jun 21, 2021
Pictures or the Nigeria Army should please shut up!

Down south we see pictures, how come we don't see pictorial confirmations in the north?

Oya Nigeria Army answer me!
EducationRe: The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by Fuckyoumod: 6:09am On Jun 18, 2021
7victor:
Women who are physically strong use to like sex so much.

The same with female animals.

Lions are very strong animals, that is why their females like sex so much.
which kin theory be this?

Oga prove your claims.

Guy, Try blow girls that look like they got no bones and have no physical strength and see how they turn into a lions during sex.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Looks Hot In New Photos by Fuckyoumod: 6:01am On Jun 18, 2021
Somebody should tell this Lady that I said no matter what and how she beauties herself.

Every body get expiry date!
You can't cheat nature.

She is gradually drying up!
Foreign AffairsRe: President Joe Biden And Vladimir Putin's Geneva's Summit Meeting - In Pictures by Fuckyoumod: 3:03pm On Jun 17, 2021
Righteousness2:
The Sleeping Giant( USA) and The Bear ( Russia) sizing up themselves.

In ahll these, there are key Endtimes Prophecies that we must know about the Nations because they Must be Fulfilled in due time.

- The Destruction of the Sleeping Giant A.k.A Babylon the Great! ( USA) Rev 18
- The GogMagog Collation against Israel. ( Russia, Iran, Turkey, and others VS Israel) Ezek 38 &39, Zechariah 12& 14
- The Destruction of Damascus, Syria Isah 17:1

Presently, if you are Conversant with World news, you will understand that they all are taking shape to be Fulfilled..

We are in the Last of the Last days..
Everyone should sit up and Live Prepared!
Any Moment, JESUS will snatch His bride out of here and it will be Hell on this Earth.
The only way to be Prepared is a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ.
modern day Babylon is USA.
It is Iraq.
CrimeRe: Fulani's Warning Message To Governor Okowa Of Delta State by Fuckyoumod: 9:01pm On Jun 16, 2021
od501:
Baba go back in history and study what happen in that zone. From when militancy started, to when amnesty was introduced. There were people killed outside the creeks than in the Creek.
no qualms shaa...
CrimeRe: Fulani's Warning Message To Governor Okowa Of Delta State by Fuckyoumod: 6:50am On Jun 16, 2021
od501:
Baba...the strategy is different now, they won't even fight militants, the will go to the villages to carry out a massacre like they are doing in SE. The army now is not the army in 2004-2007, Nigerian army then still get small sanity left, unlike what you the jihadists you have today. My only happiness is that the oil distributions will cease just like they did hah year. And the North will suffer it the most.
if them massacre villages, how oil go take flow?
Niger delta is like a stored petrol...
When a petrol is stored it becomes cool like ice
But the moment there is a spark of matches around it, boooom it explodes.

The North and buhari is aware that is why they can't try shit!
CrimeRe: Fulani's Warning Message To Governor Okowa Of Delta State by Fuckyoumod: 2:25am On Jun 15, 2021
Owologbo:
But you know if it happens, no hausa/Fulani will be retarded as innocent.
Those that live at Alla Square can testify.
leave those cowards (fulani) that attacks women and children in the middle of the night and flee before dawn.

That is the only fight the Fulani knows how to fight.

They can't try it in Niger delta. They know it!
Na just noise them they make
CrimeRe: Fulani's Warning Message To Governor Okowa Of Delta State by Fuckyoumod: 2:22am On Jun 15, 2021
od501:
And you think it is the Fulani that will fight the wars? You think Fulani has the strength to fight and win wars? Retaliate and watch the Nigerian army bombard you from all angles, just like they are going in the SE, and Benue state.
Lol... Bro leave am.

Fulani will not dare!

MEND just responded and that is how it will go, it will get to oil facilities, economy will crumble.

As for Nigerian army, bro ask soldiers weytin them see for Niger delta during the militant struggle. I no fit talk am!
CrimeRe: Fulani's Warning Message To Governor Okowa Of Delta State by Fuckyoumod: 6:31am On Jun 14, 2021
Fulani can be very funny, you wan attack delta state lol.... Because they said they don't want you to destroy their farms and attack their people at Nights.

I can say nothing, but wish them (Fulani) well in their future endeavor and attacks in Delta state.

I just pray that the innocent hausas don't fall victim in the cross fire.
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Seriously Sick & I'm Fasting. If I Use Drug, Is The Fasting Still Relevant? by Fuckyoumod: 12:59pm On Jun 13, 2021
Igbojihadist:
Good morning Nairalanders.

Please I need advice on this. I was given fasting and praying which is supposed to end today but yesterday night i was not feeling alright then I visited a doctor who gave me some medications and placed me on drug, I'm suppose to use some this morning but I'm afraid I might spoil my fasting.

PLS I NEED ADVICE

Una happy sunday
I usually don't respond to questions like this.
But I will in your case.

Bro/sis.

Finish that fasting, then start your medication since you are ending today.

However, if the illness is so strong that you can't continue please break your fast and start treatment.

Taking drugs is same as breaking
CrimeRe: Herdsman Shot Dead for Kidnapping Tipper Driver in Ogun by Fuckyoumod: 2:35pm On Jun 05, 2021
Pictures or carefully delete this lies!

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