₦airaland Forum

JidennaJason:
Can you imagine the lawlessness and barbaric display from these silly youths?

Yesterday, it was Anambra youths burning down police station, now it is the turn of their silly colleagues from Akwa-Ibom.


Roasting someone like a goat because you caught him snatching a mobile device...

Damn!!!

oga, crime does not pay! Stay away from crime and advice your people to stop the crime, let's all live in peace!

This post of yours will only encourage more crimes. This roasting was avoidable only and only if the guy was not an armed robber.

This would have been avoided only if the thief didn't steal.

Be the first to cast the stone if you exist without sin!

A word is enough for the wise!

saaphiere:
A country where the law is above the people.

That energy Nigerians are using to campaign for the freedom of Omah Lay or whatever his name is, they should channel that energy to campaign for the freedom of the students abducted in Katsina state.

Omah should face the wrath of the law to serve as a lesson for others.

He thought Uganda is Nigeria.
Naira whatever tried that nonsense in Nigeria by breaking COVID-19 protocol and was celebrated.

Uganda no be Naija.
My wish is for him to spend this Christmas in that prison for that he can learn. Most Nigerians only learn things the hard way.
Their phones should be collected and prison garments given to them to wear.
Imagine inside the court he was busy tweeting rubbish on Twitter.
What was Naira Mad-man asked to do?
I will pay you to go and assassinate someone ok. Don't worry you won't be arrested if caught. I will be the one to be arrested since I am the one who'd pay you for the assassination.

empty man, hiding under the guise of a woman... You want him to spend Christmas in Ugandan prison? You must be Saytan himself.

Unfortunately, he won't. An OMAH LAY in prison today is still better than you with all the freedoms you have.

Buhari.... Is a curse to this country!

Na lie fake news, photos or I won't believe.

The north is safe... Buhari is in charge!

helinues:
No be Atiku's company be that?

How many companies does Buhari have?

Even his cow business does not have up to 30 staff.

Empty President!

Police man? Hmm how many innocent men and women life police done waste and ruin?

kad1gb:
Why not lhand him over to the authority.. animals

stay here on nairaland and be asking questions.

TimeTraveler369:
Finally, a sensible African!

sensible how? Is white wedding African?

They are wailers, Buhari is trying his best, they should leave the service chiefs alone, the service chiefs have lots weight indicating that they are working.

PDP is the cause of insecurity in Nigeria, the news about boko haram attacks is fake,
this is why social media regulation is more important than the security of Nigerians.

Boko haram has been defeated by the Nigeria Army.

Regard any other news about boko haram as fake!

Empty headed miscreants! What were they expecting when they made an empty man President?

The north is Enjoying as long as Buhari is from the north.

techmo:




This Ameachi's and El Rufai boys should rest naa

Buni is working round the clock to rebuild back their mess, and host a party convention for all , this useless midget El, Rufai, Ameachi and Fayemi are back with their frivolous court cases


If they were as powerful in APC as they think, let them contest at the Eagles Square Abuja venue of APC convention and see if they can get their people voted for as APC National Working Committee


.

when a fully developed man can read a simple and uncomplicated write up and can't comprehend what he has read. Then the end is near!

OOzz:
An insane man found his way unto the roof of that house, and they termed him a wizard

child, what you don't know is bigger than you!

Hello,

My friend just called me to tell me that the lady he has been chasing for over 9 months now has finally succumbed.
To his surprise the "perfect sister" who kept rejecting him and his advances at will, finally accepted to date him.

So my guy was happy and surprised but never cared to know the secret behind this latest development. Between early November till date he has invited her over to his place like 6 times but she has refused all his advance to get her laid. Finally, my guy got angry and told her he doesn't understand her at all, maybe her mind is not fully made up to date him, immediately she introduced her manipulative and deceitful skills.

she started crying, it is not that she does not like him or doesn't want to have sex too, but that how can she be here having sex and her house is on fire? When in a week time her landlord would throw her out, she has not been able to pay her rent of 150k for 4 months after expiration, and how she has nowhere to go. Her tears increased like a water fall. Women can be very manipulative!

Immediately, it became obvious to him why she accepted the relationship, she was stranded and needed financial help. so he played along by telling her, how come she never mentioned it to him all this while, that he just gave out a loan of 250k, that all he can help her with is 80k, that she should talk to her landlord if he can accept 80k at the moment then later the remaining money would be paid. She kept crying, finally she called her landlord, everybody needs money, the landlord accepted and asked her to make the money available on or before the 22 of Nov. 2020.
My guy accepted to make the money available to her before on the 20th of Nov.

Moving forward to the crazy part, to the surprise of my friend, she stopped crying, and immediately told my friend that will be travelling that same day and would come back on the 20th to collect the money. So my friend was like " please na, since you will be travelling today, I will miss you, please lets just make love that he really wants it" and she was like when I'm back on the 20th we can make love, that if he truly love her, he should understand and bear with her. That she even needed money for her transport fare.

So my friend decided to open his bank mobile app and showed her a balance of 300k, while insisting the 300k was meant for payment for his building project materials and can not be touched. But he will give her his ATM card to go withdraw 20k for her transport fare, as he doesn't not have cash here at home. She was so happy that "mugu don fall" and wanted a transfer immediately, but my friend insisted he can not do transfers that are less than 100k. He immediately brought out his ATM card gave it to her and gave her a wrong pin too. But he made it clear to her that she is free to withdraw only if she promise to give him sex before she leaves.

Lo and behold, she immediately told him that she needed to make use of the shower and how her body was hot bla bla bla..... To his surprise She went into the shower and came out completely naked from head to toe. Last last everything ended in 20minutes and he even collected a second round.

The interesting part, the moment she left for withdrawal,he immediately went to the bank to request for another ATM card. She did not get 20k for t.fare, she did not get 80k for rent, she has been calling him for the rent, since 22nd nov till date, Her landlord has evicted her, she has vowed to kill him via diabolic means for sleeping with her and not keeping his end of the bargain. my guy is restless and scared.

My question is, What should he do? Should he pay the 20k or 80k? Do you think he should have just let her go? And why do women exchange sex for money?

Hello,

My friend just called me to tell me that the lady he has been chasing for over 9 months now has finally succumbed.
To his surprise the "perfect sister" who kept rejecting him and his advances at will, finally accepted to date him.

So my guy was happy and surprised but never cared to know the secret behind this latest development. Between early November till date he has invited her over to his place like 6 times but she has refused all his advance to get her laid. Finally, my guy got angry and told her he doesn't understand her at all, maybe her mind is not fully made up to date him, immediately she introduced her manipulative and deceitful skills.

she started crying, it is not that she does not like him or doesn't want to have sex too, but that how can she be here having sex and her house is on fire? When in a week time her landlord would throw her out, she has not been able to pay her rent of 150k for 4 months after expiration, and how she has nowhere to go. Her tears increased like a water fall. Women can be very manipulative!

Immediately, it became obvious to him why she accepted the relationship, she was stranded and needed financial help. so he played along by telling her, how come she never mentioned it to him all this while, that he just gave out a loan of 250k, that all he can help her with is 80k, that she should talk to her landlord if he can accept 80k at the moment then later the remaining money would be paid. She kept crying, finally she called her landlord, everybody needs money, the landlord accepted and asked her to make the money available on or before the 22 of Nov. 2020.
My guy accepted to make the money available to her before on the 20th of Nov.

Moving forward to the crazy part, to the surprise of my friend, she stopped crying, and immediately told my friend that will be travelling that same day and would come back on the 20th to collect the money. So my friend was like " please na, since you will be travelling today, I will miss you, please lets just make love that he really wants it" and she was like when I'm back on the 20th we can make love, that if he truly love her, he should understand and bear with her. That she even needed money for her transport fare.

So my friend decided to open his bank mobile app and showed her a balance of 300k, while insisting the 300k was meant for payment for his building project materials and can not be touched. But he will give her his ATM card to go withdraw 20k for her transport fare, as he doesn't not have cash here at home. She was so happy that "mugu don fall" and wanted a transfer immediately, but my friend insisted he can not do transfers that are less than 100k. He immediately brought out his ATM card gave it to her and gave her a wrong pin too. But he made it clear to her that she is free to withdraw only if she promise to give him sex before she leaves.

Lo and behold, she immediately told him that she needed to make use of the shower and how her body was hot bla bla bla..... To his surprise She went into the shower and came out completely naked from head to toe. Last last everything ended in 20minutes and he even collected a second round.

The interesting part, the moment she left for withdrawal,he immediately went to the bank to request for another ATM card. She did not get 20k for t.fare, she did not get 80k for rent, she has been calling him for the rent, since 22nd nov till date, Her landlord has evicted her, she has vowed to kill him via diabolic means for sleeping with her and not keeping his end of the bargain. my guy is restless and scared.

My question is, What should he do? Should he pay the 20k or 80k? Do you think he should have just let her go? And why do women exchange sex for money?

Food is ready guys.

Note: This particular snake exist in forest bonds.

They feed on fishes.

Then what happens to the case? The Accused has absconded, Lawyer out of the case, surety they prison. What then becomes the fate of the case and the surety??
Abi case don die naturally?

Preshieben:
she politely asked you if she could send 500 or 200 as she didn't have 1k at the moment..

Bro no reason for this breakup...you should have told her you can't afford the new shoes and jeans instead of shattering the poor girl the way you did

NIGERIAN MEN EHN
date one at your peril....tufiakwa

Lol.... Comprehension na big sickness!

ABANGWABOI:
#ILMOVON
#Attitude
#Bliv



I am and would always wear my MR. STINGY tag till i marry..
Bros.. Abegg no break up with her. You are a Real man for taking care of her needs..
Pls send her 100k and apologies and make sure you wash all her undies when you come over in the weekend..
You are doing well..

lol..... Practice what you preach bro.

Fountainofyouth:
But what if she was really really broke

broke with 100k salary every month? No child, No school fees to pay, no responsibility. So where is her money going into?

[quote author=PinkPill post=96351176][s][s][/s]

What is the name of this movie?
Pls sell it to Funke Akindele if it hasn't been produced.

Story teller... Even if she's high. [/quote][/s]

What you don't know is bigger than you son!

Hello everyone,

I hope you enjoy reading my little experience, something funny happened today and it changed my perspective about 99% of Nigerian Ladies.

Fast forward, I met a friend named Rebecca, Rebecca is a young lady endowed with everything called beauty, so charming and sweet lol...

We met sometime ago during the covid lockdown, the lockdown actually brought a lot of people home and together so we had enough time hanging out. So, gradually we became friends and started dating, she had no choice but to trip and fall for a wonderful and sweet guy like me. (Who wan vex, sey I be sweet guy, make em vex!) Yes, my love for any lady is a function of her love for me as long as we are together. I was actually in love.

Fast forward to the main story, after the lockdown the company I work for in Lagos called me and asked me to resume. I told her I was going back to work, however I will be coming back on monthly bases to see her and take care of other personal things.

She felt so bad that I was leaving at a time when she was already madly in love with me and couldn't stand the pain of losing me.

Hmmmmm my brothers and sisters I was touched and moved by her endless tears,worries and how she is going to miss me, hmmm do you know love? but man must work, man must hustle.

Finally, I traveled back to Lagos 3 weeks ago, we have been talking and chatting everyday and night. I have sent over 47k to her so far for her upkeep. Just to support her, she is working anyways. But I didn't care!

Now just like I promised to come home every month, I will be going home next week.
Just this morning, I had need to make a very urgent and important call. But I had some difficulties trying to buy airtime via my bank, so, I called her with the remaining airtime of about 10 naira balance and this was my conversation with her
" sweet beks can you please help me out with an airtime of 1k, my bank is not responding, ooh....mi Love sorry i don't have 1k, how about 500 200 or even 100 anything please? No, I don't have, I'm really broke right now. and i responded by asking, you are broke? Since when?" My airtime finished. So I was disappointed and moved to try my bank again and luckily it went through this time.

Then I called her back after calling who I wanted to speak to, she was like "mi love it seems you succeeded with your bank? Yes. So when are you coming back next week? Friday. OK while coming I'd like you to buy me some stuff, like what? Jeans and shoes. So What happened to the ones you have? They are getting old and fading away. OK, no p Like how many pairs? 6 pairs of jeans and maybe just 4 pairs of shoes.
I said OK no p.

Ladies and gents, I was wondering how on earth I will be dating a lady who can not help me or afford 100 naira airtime for me? But wants me to buy cloths and shoes worth over 40k - 50k for her. Even when i know she earns some cash every month and i do support her as well. I am heart broken already.

Is this really how women are? Or what we have are just female miscreants and gold diggers in Nigeria this days? Always Expecting what they can't give?

This is more than a heartbreak, cheating would have been better.

I just called her now (11: 05 am) 23/11/2020. telling her that I can't continue with the relationship, she should find someone else.

Sorry I had to block her line because she has already given me 29 missed calls. My padi man just called to ask what's up with Rebecca, she called him with tears all over like mad.

But now my friend is asking me a very critical question, " guy, na 100 naira airtime go make you break up with your babe? Abeg Review your stands jare, it is too harsh".

I have made up my mind about it. So I'm free again!

What is EFCC's job?

Police that failed to secure our highways,

Police that ended up killing innocent Nigerians,

The same police that was harvesting human organs from victims.

Now they want to go cyber.

Nazgul:
ESUT is a state owned institution so it's understandable they can open. But all federal universities must remain closed till further notice.

misguided miscreants that don't want to go to school.

obami007:
Aside the pay ASUU is pushing for, they also want the public schools to be better than what it currently is

this is lost I'm the world.
Small boy, grow up! ASUU cares about nothing but themselves!

O.p show us inside the hospital.....

A hospital is not a set of building.

A hospital is medical facility and not buildings.

Until i can see how equipped with drugs and medical equipments that building you call hospital is, please don't call it hospital.

Enough is enough with audio and media projects.

SILENTandSMART2:
Come to the world of knowledge

knowledge is golden, people perish for lack of knowledge, a proverb from the people of Ikwerre.

Gen. Buhari promised to surprise Nigerians,
Is Buhari really surprising Nigerians?
Are Nigerians surprised?

With all this inhuman policies Nigerians are getting everyday, at a time covid has shattered the world with millions Jobless.

1.VAT increased
2.Stamp duty
3. Devaluation of Naira 1$ = N480

4. Fuel price increased : at a time oil price is at its lowest price in the world.

5.Boarder closure : we can all agree at this point that boarder closure brought more pain and hardship to Nigerians.

6. food price increased : a bag of Nigeria made rice = 35k
7. Heavy borrowing: foreign loan.

How about those hungry souls shouting Sai Baba in 2019? How will they cope? How are they surviving? Are the Sai baba ambassadors surprised?

Personally I'm not surprised, neither was I disappointed.

Just want to know your thoughts.

Nigerians when will you rise and resist this devilish and wicked policies?

Modified:

8. Corruption is at 200%: at a time the masses are swimming in poverty.
9. Insecurity: both military and civilians are victims of insecurity.

Flexherbal:
One man's meat, they say, is another man's poison.

Enjoy your meal, Sir!

thanks

decatalyst:
Wtf!

Who did this to you?

guy give it a try.

.

Hmmm... I finally I met my favorite meal.

Thanks to my forefathers for introducing me to this wonderful delicacy.

No Wonder they lived for over a century.

Frog is rich in the follow:

1. Rich source of Calcium and iron.
2. Rich source of minerals and protein
3. Cure for cardiovascular related problems.
4. Perfect for pregnant women, especially the babies they carry, keeps the baby kicking, strong and smart.
5. Cures muscle related problems.
6. Natural cure for blood pressure.