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Christianity EtcRe: One Shocking Reason We Must never end up in hell. by Funaki: 6:10pm On Apr 12, 2019
Toks2008:
My brodA ABEG let me stick to popular opinion that there is GOD...if I die and find out I'm wrong I will face the consequence.

Gambling that there is GOD is like staking my life earning on Messi making a goal attempt in at least one of his next 10 matches so it is a good gamble.
shocked you are following popular opinion? you're not even sure of your believe. So if you were born in India, you'll have been following Hinduism. SMH

1 Peter 3:15 KJV
But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear:

CrimeRe: You Have No Right To Search My Phone - Guy Cries Out As SARS Officers Slap Him by Funaki: 10:37am On Apr 12, 2019
grin thank God they didn't kill him
Christianity EtcRe: Medical Science As The Provision Of God For Healing. by Funaki: 10:21am On Apr 12, 2019
MJBOLT:
this is the most foolish thing i have seen this week,how can you hold down and back an all powerful god? undecided
I think the guy is joking because I don't understand what he's saying
Christianity EtcRe: Medical Science As The Provision Of God For Healing. by Funaki: 7:39am On Apr 12, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:
IF PRAYERS WORKED, AMBULANCES WOULD BE DRIVING TO CHURCHES INSTEAD OF HOSPITALS. —HARDMIRROR.

IF PRAYERS WORKED THERE WON'T BE ANY AMBULANCES, BECAUSE THROUGH PRAYERS TRAGEDIES WOULD BE EASILY AVERTED.
grin grin because god chooses whoever he wishes to heal. He's god, he can do whatever he likes.
Christianity EtcRe: Medical Science As The Provision Of God For Healing. by Funaki: 6:45am On Apr 12, 2019
advocate666:
I think you misunderstand Yahweh and are looking at him through the prism of the current crop of retards calling themselves christians.

Yahweh doesn't cure. He inflicts.

Yahweh created diseases, illnesses, pestillence and all types of turturing as punishment for either the isrealites that refused to obey him or those that he deemed enemies of his people. You can see numerous examples of this in the scripture.

Now what these christians do it they take the lies of Yahweh literally. Yahweh said he heals but he never healed anybody that naturally contracted any disease. He has no such powers. His powers of healing was restricted by the council of Elohim to heal only those afflictions that he himself caused.

That was why he was able to heal Job whose diseases he caused.
grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Open Letter To Daddy Freeze By Alexander Thandi Ubani by Funaki: 7:56pm On Apr 11, 2019
grin did you just call freeze a con artist?
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Rent Around Lagos by Funaki: 7:51pm On Apr 11, 2019
how far 1 trillion rent, not even buy
Christianity EtcRe: Please Help I'm Tired Of Backsliding by Funaki: 7:10pm On Apr 11, 2019
NPComplete:
Trust me. The day u get smart and realise your religion is horseshit, the day u will truly become free.

Just wait and watch how all the Christians here that are committing many so-called sins of their own come here and start falling over one another to teach u how not to back slide anymore. Lol

They are all fake clowns. Write this down anywhere. No matter what they tell u today, u will still backslide. The only difference is that u may not care anymore and still be claiming u are a holy radical for Jesus.

The best thing u can do for ur peace of mind is rid it of religion and start using your brain that God gave u.
everyone will be forming pastor on top your matter until you realize they are doing worse things
PoliticsRe: Between Rochas Okorocha And A Female Police Officer In Owerri. Photos by Funaki: 7:03pm On Apr 11, 2019
luvmijeje:
Men!!!!! Most of you lack discipline. See the he is just shinning his teeth. He can't even do it codedly.
the woman was smiling and shining teeth too
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Jesus? - Jesus Is The King Of Israel. by Funaki: 11:26pm On Apr 10, 2019
Israelis will disagree wink
PoliticsRe: Buratai Explains Why Army Created Female Corps by Funaki: 11:22pm On Apr 10, 2019
eddie7:
Have u ever heard of Kristen Beck?
you mean Christopher Beck? grin grin. It's still a man's body even If he identifies as a goat.
PoliticsRe: Buratai Explains Why Army Created Female Corps by Funaki: 11:01am On Apr 10, 2019
deltateam:
Said who? Navy seal has female intelligence, reconnaissance officers.
according to wikipedia, all active SEAL member as at 2017, are male from the US navy. I don't know if intelligence officer or reconnaissance officer counts as active member.
PoliticsRe: Buratai Explains Why Army Created Female Corps by Funaki: 8:58am On Apr 10, 2019
shocked there is no gender equality in the military o. there is a reason navy SEAL do not have female members.
Christianity EtcRe: Collins: My Visit To Babalola’s Tomb, Mountain And River Oni At Efon Alaaye by Funaki: 10:53pm On Apr 09, 2019
Nobodyperson:
That water looks infected.
How many people with HIV and cancer had it healed?
Africans are still living in the darkness!
This is how you will know that these things don't work. If they work, our hospitals in Nigeria would have been empty and people won't be dying daily of diseases. undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Final Truth About Ladies Wearing Trousers. by Funaki: 7:37pm On Apr 09, 2019
I didn't know that female trousers could still be causing argument in 2019
CelebritiesRe: Samklef Shades Simi: Leave Yahoo Boys Alone by Funaki: 9:06am On Apr 09, 2019
iammo:
Us and Uk goverment are working. Yet there ARE yahoos there
You did not mention Russia and China. Nigerian fraudsters are still learners grin grin
RomanceRe: No Heaven For You If You Understand This Photo by Funaki: 8:52am On Apr 09, 2019
The thing is a muscular rubber band that stretches during "exercise" and returns to its original shape and size. But the size can be uttered by the first man who entered it.
EducationRe: “I Am In The Bus” Or “I Am On The Bus”: Which Is Correct? by Funaki: 9:08am On Apr 08, 2019
we're on the bus grin

Christianity EtcRe: My Testimony: My Journey To Spiritual Awakening by Funaki: 8:42am On Apr 08, 2019
jesusjnr:
I detect a familiar pattern being unfolded here.

Could Funaki could jujusugar resurrected, for it seems the owner of multiple male and female nairaland monikers has added yet another feather to his monikaps, both liking, sharing and responding to his comments all by himself, must be a super "moniker" man, if you could read between the lines.

I wonder what someone who claims to have to have been a strong christian fellowship member exco bla bla bla back then, could not achieve just by being transparent and honest as some others here, that he has to be deceptively coming in the guise of different female and male moniker, and hence taking undue advantage of the fact that this is a faceless forum, Lol!

Maybe the truth is, that this was the real reason he abandoned his belief in God for atheism, for such ungodly traits which he had which made him not to be comfortable with the restrictions that comes with belief in God.

So since atheism has no such restrictions, he actually feels at home there and hence would never miss belief in God unless he repents and turns from such ungodly ways. cheesy
Guy, why did you mention me? and who's jujusugar? undecided

CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Foundation Attends The IKCC Global Kidney Cancer Summit 2019 by Funaki: 10:03pm On Apr 07, 2019
no azz this time cry cry
CelebritiesRe: "Catching A Vibe" - Tiwa Savage Shares Sexy New Photo by Funaki: 9:14pm On Apr 07, 2019
I love tall babes, like wonder woman wink wink
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Be Deceived, Everyone Has A Weakness by Funaki: 8:47pm On Apr 07, 2019
Toks2008:
E bè like sey the demons don dey totori you.

If you know wettin good for you make you run back to JESUS sharp sharp.
Thanks but no, I'll rather try The Muhammed's way. At least with that, I get to shagg virgins with pear shaped boobies in heaven grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Be Deceived, Everyone Has A Weakness by Funaki: 8:12pm On Apr 07, 2019
Toks2008:
No bro it's not the same old you.

Salvation is a work in progress but the moment you give up on your self, you lose it.

God gave me a revelation that many people in hell today have no business being there but many of them found themselves in your situation but rather than continue to strive to be better, they gave up there salvation and that was it.

The most dangerous twist is that the moment you give up, Satan colonizes you with demons so much that you may never be able to come back to Christ.

Whilst you think it's the same you, you are actually getting better and better so please continue to fight the battle until you win cos you can win if you are really willing to allow the HOLY spirit cos you can't do it on your own.
so I don get plenty demon be that o cheesy cheesy. M.O.G it's the same old cycle. Born again and unborn again latter. And why are you putting the responsibility of remaining steadfast on the saved? isn't the shepherd suppose to keep the sheep from wandering away? when the sheep is lost, it's the duty of the shepherd to find the sheep. Not the other way around.
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Be Deceived, Everyone Has A Weakness by Funaki: 7:37pm On Apr 07, 2019
Toks2008:
It is still a weakness and there is still hope for him.

The big problem is that people see rigtheousness as a perfect way of life which is why many people are not coming to Christ.

But all you need to is to come to JESUS just as you are regardless of your addictions or weaknesses and he will not only accept you but help you live above them.

Many people think they can overcome weaknesses by their own power but no one can .

If you are truly willing to change, just call on the HOLY spirit of GOD and he will help you.

You don't have to give up your salvation cos the giver of salvation will never give up on you.
I've heard all these things before, countless times. I have preached them too. I have given my life to Christ again and again and again. But it's the same old me.

Christianity EtcRe: My Testimony: My Journey To Spiritual Awakening by Funaki: 7:29pm On Apr 07, 2019
LordReed:
When I was born my mother was Catholic and my father was a Rosicrucian. Several years later I became born again, then my mum and my dad a few years later.

I don't miss being a believer and I wish I could take back all the years I believed. IMO those years were wasted.
I feel exactly the same. Especially the university days, being a fervent brother in the fellowship and attending almost every fellowship service. What a waste, I could've done better things with those wasted time

Christianity EtcRe: Don't Be Deceived, Everyone Has A Weakness by Funaki: 7:19pm On Apr 07, 2019
Toks2008:
It works so well but on the condition the you are truly willing.
What of cases where men of God still shagg their church members? I know a guy that gave testimony of how God has changed his life. Not knowing he was still sleeping with secondary school girls undecided undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Be Deceived, Everyone Has A Weakness by Funaki: 6:57pm On Apr 07, 2019
Toks2008:
DON'T BE DECEIVED,...EVERYONE HAS A WEAKNESS.

I have great passion for Jesus and i enjoy preaching about salvation to the world but nevertheless,as human,i have my area of weakness and i pray and strive everyday to get better with the help of the holy spirit.

The mistake many people make is that they jusxtapose the standard of righteousness with the lifestyle of their Pastors but the shocker is that no matter how anointed anybody can be, there is usually an area of weakness but the good news is that GOD is not looking for a perfect human but all he wants is a humble and willing heart.This is the only qualification GOD wants from us.

Now lets take a long look at the weaknesses of great men and women that were used by GOD....

Adam, the first man, was a blame shifter who couldn’t resist peer pressure. (Genesis 3:12)

Noah, the last righteous man on earth at the time, was a drunk who slept in the nude. (Genesis 9:20-21)

Abraham, the forefather of faith, let other men walk off with his wife on two different occasions. (Genesis 12 and 20)

Sarah, the most gorgeous woman by popular opinion, let her husband sleep with another woman and then hated her for it. (Genesis 16)

Lot, who lost his father early in life, had a serious problem with choosing the wrong company. (Genesis 18-20)

Job, supposedly a contemporary of Abraham and the epitome of faith, was a man of great fear.(Job 3:25)

Jacob, who out-wrestled God, was pretty much a pathological deceiver. (Genesis 25, 27, 30)

Rachel, who wrote the book on love at first sight, was a nomadic kleptomaniac. (Genesis 31:19)

Moses, the humblest man on the face of the earth (Numbers 12:13), had a very serious problem with his temper. (Exodus 2, 32:19; Numbers 20:11)

Aaron, who watched Jehovah triumph over Pharaoh, formed an abominable idol during an apparent episode of attention deficit disorder or perhaps colossal amnesia. (Exodus 32)

Elijah who GOD used powerfully was scared of one woman even shortly after slaying about 500 prophets of Baal.1 Kings 18,19.

Miriam, the songwriter, had sibling jealousy and a greed for power. (Numbers 12)

Samson was hard-headed and arrogant.

Eli, who ruled over Israel, was a hopelessly incapable father who lost his sons to immorality—and to an untimely death. (1 Samuel 2, 4)

Saul, the first and powerful king of Israel, was apparently a psychotic with manic bursts of anger, episodes of deep depression and traces of paranoia, too. He committed suicide. (1 Samuel 16, 18, 19, 31)

David, the friend of God, concealed his adultery with a murder. (2 Samuel 11)

Once called Simon, Peter was one of Jesus' disciples who would later on become one of the apostles of the early church. Peter wasn't always bold, but he was always impulsive and often acted before thinking.

Solomon, the wisest man in the world, was arguably the world’s greatest sex addict with 1,000 sexual partners. (1 Kings 11)

The prophets, even as they spoke for God, struggled with impurity, depression, unfaithful spouses and broken families.

*What is the point?*

Your weakness may be an uncomely behaviour or addiction of any kind but stop condemning yourself because of your weakness and don't feel comfy with it less you become a slave to it but never allow the devil condemn you.

Come to GOD the way you are and BE WILLING TO overcome your weakness with the help of the holy spirit.

This is what makes us true believers in Christ.
"come to god, holy spirit will help". that sh1t doesn't work

Christianity EtcRe: 12 Bible Verses To Help You Conquer Lust And Pornography by Funaki: 6:00pm On Apr 07, 2019
EternalBeing:
I hope people that saw your posts confirmed from the Bible to discover you lied, twisted and manipulation the Word of GOD.
I guess you are a Moslem, or worse, a Satanist trying to water down Christians faith. Satan knows that his time is fast running out, so I see him using many of your type all over the Internet. I pray that JESUS would have mercy on your Soul, HE'll save you if you repent.

The right Words in the Verses you quoted says:
Psalm 82:1 "GOD standeth in the congregation of the mighty; HE judgeth among gods( not capital letter as you lied). The gods could be Angels. HE even demons, deities, small gods that are being was worship by humans who don't know that we humans (Christians that will love forever) are gods.

Genesis 2:18 "And GOD said, it is not good that man should be alone; I will make him an help meet." So, it was creation of Eve, and the Biblical re-reference to the earlier creation of animals when Adam named them, that you intentionally quoted out of contest.

Repent and give you life to JESUS now, tomorrow may be too late.
Genesis 2:18-20 KJV
And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. [19] And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. [20] And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

According to these verses, God created the animals after he created Adam incase Adam could find a partner among the animals. But he couldn't
Christianity EtcRe: Mermaid' Is't Real Or Fake? by Funaki: 5:35pm On Apr 07, 2019
Chizuru01:
Its real. We have some natural ones and we have some other powerful spiritual ones.

Water lily in a flowing River attracts them when the environment is silent or cool.

If you doubt, Go to Imo River demarcating Abia And Imo state At Isi Ala Ngwa North Border especially as early as 3 Am you will see them koro koro.Unlike what we have been told, They are not sexy at all instead it is more of disgusting. Stories has it that when they are many, they are more confident and has dragged someone into river b4. But the ones we have seen, They are as scared as ordinary fish
nollywood

Christianity EtcRe: Big Bang Or Big Mum? Which Of The Unborn Twins Is Right? by Funaki: 5:23pm On Apr 07, 2019
adoyi8:
Actually they are both correct. Mummies cant make babies alone, a big bang is usually involved.
grin grin

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