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Politics › Re: Obasanjo Turns Keke Rider, Picks Passengers by Funflipper: 9:46am On Jul 03, 2022
SmartyPants:
Atiku was in charge of that project
Obasanjo had already killed Atiku's political career when that heist was pulled off in 2006/2007.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Turns Keke Rider, Picks Passengers by Funflipper: 9:44am On Jul 03, 2022
Thantayo:
Keke rider with almost 20 security details following him at every angle.

I'd love to be that type of keke rider undecided

On a lighter note tho, the price of keke was twice as less when he was in power. Does that make him one of the best presidents??
Best president my foot. Obasanjo created the mess this country is in today. From bribery and corruption to political assassinations. He is the devil himself.
Christianity Etc › Re: Killings: It’s Fire For Fire’, Adeboye Asks Followers To Defend Themselves by Funflipper: 9:05am On Jul 03, 2022
Defend themselves with what? Slings and stones? Ogboni grandmaster.
Politics › Re: Atiku May Inherit Buhari's Northern Support by Funflipper: 2:56am On Jul 03, 2022
APCnaPDP:
He has already inherited it. Atiku is the next president of Nigeria.
Don't worry, by 2023 the permanent resident of dubai will become a naturalized citizen.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Osinbajo In Ghana To Represent President Buhari At ECOWAS Summit by Funflipper: 1:26am On Jul 03, 2022
Smithkafors:
The way his people turned against him is really very funny.
He brought it upon himself when he adopted Iscariot as his political name.
Romance › Re: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by Funflipper: 11:37pm On Jul 02, 2022
Another clout chaser.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku’s Rejection Of Wike Tears PDP Apart by Funflipper: 11:26pm On Jul 02, 2022
Advocate500:
the sentiment and naivety about wike and his support to PDP to me have been blown out of proportion, wike intentions was to control PDP to his advantage but he lost eventually, i don't know why people are making it look as if wike have been cheated .
Of course he has been cheated. If it wasn't for wike, PDP would have been history. While he was fighting for the soul of the party, Atiku was chilling in faraway dubai. This culture of "monkey go work bamboo go chop" is exactly what is killing this country. What has Atiku contributed to the party since 2015 besides coming from dubai to buy delegates during primaries?
Politics › Re: Okowa, APC VP ‘placeholder’ Tell INEC Academic Certificates Missing by Funflipper: 10:21pm On Jul 02, 2022
Realists:
More secrets of Mr Peter Obi unveiled. Tufiakwa

By Igbo Kwenu

APGA cannot mourn the exit of Mr Peter Obi with all these secret findings surrounding him.

1. Those who knew Peter Obi will attest to the fact that he has been a drug dealer beginning from his days as an undergraduate at UNN. He was hardly attending lectures and only managed to graduate with a third class in Philosophy after spending 12 years in the University.

2. His brother in-law who incidentally is one of the hirelings used by him for his nefarious drug trafficking business is currently languishing in jail in far away London . This is the major cause of strain between Obi and his in-laws. It is on record that his closeness to Dubem Obazie was the because he Dubem served jail term for drug trafficking because of Peter.

3. Obi should explain his relationship with former Military Administrator, Governor Ibim Princewill and Col Earnest Kizito Attah of Cross River State whom he helped as a conduit to fleece Cross River State government thus contributing to the under development of the state.

4. Obi should explain to Ndi Anambra the circumstances surrounding his father's death which remains his best kept secret. Before then we can reveal that Obi's father was drowned to death by Obi's associates in the drug trade whom he short-changed in a business deal prompting the mafias to kill the old man whom they drowned bounded hands and feet with bricks round his neck.

5. Given the level of insecurity in Anambra state , ''Saint'' Peter Obi should explain how he expends his security vote since it is on record that he collects over 470 million naira per month as security vote (220 million naira from Local Government and 250 million Naira from the state FAC accounts)

6. Just as Peter Obi professes his Catholicism for political expediency, we ask him to summon the moral courage and explain to Catholic faithful his relationship with the Olumba Olumba Obu (OOO) Cult sect where his wife is a known member. It is also on record that Peter Obi met the wife at a night club in Auchi . The lady had two children from two different men -an Albino and a Ghanaian. The affirmed Catholic is yet to wed his wife in the church.

7. Obi is yet to explain the mystery behind the 250 million naira that was found in the possession of his aides. He is yet to produce the contractor and publish the contractual agreement that stipulates that this very contractor will be paid in cash and also a reference to any other known precedents. Not even the famous late Barkin Zuwo of Kano State paid contractors in cash.

8. Obi should explain why he has continued to loot the resources of the state using his brother, Ndibe Obi, Ejike Onwusogbulu and a certain Chidi Agbapu -a Lagos based stock broker as a conduit for money laundering while the youths in Anambra remain unemployed;

9. Obi was elected governor on the platform of APGA and it is on record that he never convened an APGA meeting thereby destroying the entire party structure. Obi should explain to party faithfuls and loyalists why he destroyed the party;

10. Obi should explain to Ndi Anambra what happened to the state local government allocations and why Anambra under Obi is the only state in Nigeria without elected local government officers in place?

In view of the foregoing, we demand his immediate resignation or face further disclosure of his criminal past and present.

Edwin Chukwujekwu
Chairman

Nonyelum Nwokoye
Secretary
Point of correction!! There is no night club in Auchi.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Until We Have A Good Credit System, We Can't Conquer Corruption by Funflipper: 5:01pm On Jul 02, 2022
NakedTruth4eva:
Mumu talk. How will this stop politicians like him from stealing? Same person that want to recruit 50 million Nigerian youths into the Army to eat Agbawo. He can only deceive his brainless ethnic bigots. Imagine Tinubu the most corrupt Yoruba man talking about fighting corruption grin grin grin
WONDER SHALL NEVER END huh
It is for the benefit of the struggling civil servants and working class. All you need is a job to build up your credit rating and you will be living comfortably for the rest of your life.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Until We Have A Good Credit System, We Can't Conquer Corruption by Funflipper: 4:27pm On Jul 02, 2022
TheOldGods:
oga calm down, nobody is looking for mortgage.. is it not stupid that you earn 100k a month, buy a car of 8 million and you keep paying it for ever, let's do the maths at the current price of things, atleast 70k should be manageable a month. It will take a the person 22 years to pay off 8million naira. Really, I thought he should be talking about increasing salaries so an Average Nigerian can pay up within 5 years max. You go dey pay for 20 years plus, add school fees for kids, add electricity bill, and feeding etc. This man has no single Agenda.

What we need in Nigeria are just 3 things

1 Electricity

2 reduce costs of governance

3 Turn the country into a production economy. Simple

Not loan blah blah.


You see yourself. Until Nigeria embrace the credit system. everything will crinue to fall apart. Imagine your level of ignorance on mortgage and credit lines. Anybody earning 50k a month with good credit should be able to afford a car of 2 million naira which will be paid over the years depending on your down payment. If the system is not changed now, you will start hear civil servants stealing 3 trillion naira because you have to pay 100% for everything.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Until We Have A Good Credit System, We Can't Conquer Corruption by Funflipper: 4:19pm On Jul 02, 2022
Iseoluwani:
This makes sense, in developed states, their people have already borrowed their Destiny for loans and mortgages and they are still doing fine



But I don't trust BAT.
NA SO HIM BROTHER TELL ME SAY $1 TO #1


Vote PO
Trust that man. He is the only candidate that can restructure this country.
NYSC › Re: Abuja Corper, Stephanie Terungwa Buried (Pictures) by Funflipper: 6:42pm On Jul 01, 2022
johnkey:
So this is the family that birthed a runs girl, what were they looking at when their daughter was doing runs upadan Abuja...


One spanner lost
And who told you she was a runs girl?
Politics › Re: Court Orders Immigration, Others To Release Nwamini’s Details To Ekweremadu by Funflipper:
triplechoice:
Is this the right thing under the law?

Why releasing the personal details of the young man to the Ekweramadus , instead of the police or the court in England that may demand for it later for age verification.
Ekweremadu shot himself in the foot with this one because it is a clear example of how powerful he is in Nigeria which the British authorities may likely use against him in establishing their case.
Politics › Re: Court Orders Immigration, Others To Release Nwamini’s Details To Ekweremadu by Funflipper: 1:44pm On Jul 01, 2022
cunny88:
David's age isn't the only bone of contention, Mr and Mrs Ekweremadu has to prove beyond reasonable doubts that the boy offered to donate his kidney without any inducements either financial or otherwise.
Plus the 20k pounds he didn’t declare.
Family › Re: Is It True That When Women Have More Money They No Longer Regard Their Husband by Funflipper: 1:03pm On Jul 01, 2022
opribo:
It is 99% true.
It is not. Any man with such mentality is weak.
Family › Re: Is It True That When Women Have More Money They No Longer Regard Their Husband by Funflipper: 1:00pm On Jul 01, 2022
FORWARDEVERLY:
That your relation is wise..
Really? That is the dumbest thing i have heard in my entire life.
Crime › Re: Zamfara Bandits To Face Death Sentence As Matawalle Signs Anti-banditry Bill by Funflipper: 1:27pm On Jun 30, 2022
Arrest one of them first.
Food › Re: See My Homemade Okro Soup With Tilapia Fish by Funflipper: 1:21pm On Jun 30, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
What do you think?
I will score this 3/10.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by Funflipper: 10:12am On Jun 30, 2022
Revolution2022:
What will you call it if it's the other way?
A man is expected to protect his ego at all costs and never live off any woman. How these lazy guys do it, I don't know.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by Funflipper: 9:55am On Jun 30, 2022
franchasofficia:
When a black woman is richer and more popular than her husband, it always end in tears.



As a black man, pray for God's mercy and grace so that you will always be financially in charge of your marriage if not, you are on a very long thing cry
It can only end in tears if the man sits his ass at home and wait for the woman to bring him food.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by Funflipper: 9:52am On Jun 30, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Funke we were told is a toxic woman

Toyobaby (Julianna) said it after quitting her working relationship with funke
How about the lazy man living off his wife?
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by Funflipper:
ok, we don hia. Now go and get yourself a job you fucking sponger.
Travel › Re: Six Bride Escorts Perish In Fatal Accident In Jigawa (Photos) by Funflipper: 10:21am On Jun 29, 2022
Zelenskyy:
Wonderment........ Ehen

So 9 people can fit into Lexus RX 330... ?


Or some of them where in the Booth before the Accident .... ?
Trust aboki, I can bet he had 2 passengers in front and 5 at the back.
Crime › Re: Lawyers Move To Stop Colleague From Appearing In Olokun Attire In Court (video) by Funflipper: 10:06am On Jun 29, 2022
GloriousGbola:
this is just silliness

first off, none of those people running around in traditional attire are actually traditionalists

they have alsodeliberately misconstrued the clothing of traditionlists with the hijab

the man may as well wear bishops or reverend father robes to court

anyway, if they really want to carry out this protest to the fullest, then they have to follow in the steps of women who wear hijab, and wear these robes EVERYWHERE , not just in court.

the only place where women remove their hijab is when they are at home

so please please, if you want to make a protest, do it right -

also please ensure that you are actually a traditional worshipper, and not a poser
It is not a protest. He is simply exercising his fundamental rights and why are you people troubled? How does that affect you?
Politics › Re: PDP Threatens To Expose Obasanjo Over Comment On Atiku by Funflipper: 12:42pm On Jun 28, 2022
DrAkpamudehe:
Afonja, pls shut up
You shut yourself up and stop spreading lies.
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu's Donor Was Given A Passport Of A 41-Year-Old - UK Doctor by Funflipper: 12:39pm On Jun 28, 2022
backnbeta:
This version is the worst if the versions! Why would Ekweremadu obtain a passport for a 15-yr-old and ask immiga to put 41? Is the gap not too ridiculous? I believe David is a scammer, a terrible one while the Ekweremadus are selfish and wicked
The boy is not a scammer but his ignorance and naivety was exploited by Ekwerenmadu.
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu's Donor Was Given A Passport Of A 41-Year-Old - UK Doctor by Funflipper:
Cantonese:
Nothing is contradictory. People simply heard that Ekwerenmadu attempted to harvest someone’s organ and they all crucified him instantly. Killing for ritual purposes is rampant in our society, so many then drew the conclusion that Ekwerenmadu was a ritualist. The press went straight to business. His political enemies went straight for his neck.

Now we have heard the story on the other side. The boy himself has told us his own side. Ekwerenmadu has filed a suit before Justice Ekwo asking for the release of vital information that would show the world that he was transparent at all times.

The boy’s neighbors have commented. The boy apparently changed his mind, having japa(d) from Nigeria and was requested to return home, as his kidney did not match. The UK police would try to protect the young man, at least for now. If he loses that case, na handcuff e go carry return to Nigeria.
Liar from the pit of hell. You will all pay for your evil.
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu's Donor Was Given A Passport Of A 41-Year-Old - UK Doctor by Funflipper: 12:24pm On Jun 28, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
The whole thing is contradictory.. different story flying around... cheesy
It is only contradictory to those who seek to turn the truth on its head.
Politics › Re: PDP Threatens To Expose Obasanjo Over Comment On Atiku by Funflipper: 12:13pm On Jun 28, 2022
DrAkpamudehe:
Obj is a typical ijebu-Afonja man. They never forgive
Just because Atiku frustrated his 3rd term ambition. Na him still dey pain am now, after 15yrs.
Demonic Afonja beast
Atiku didn't frustrate OBJ's third term bid because he was busy looting. It was Ken Nnamani the senate president. Please get your facts right!!
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu's Donor Was Given A Passport Of A 41-Year-Old - UK Doctor by Funflipper: 7:57am On Jun 28, 2022
Cantonese:
“ The doctor at the Royal Free in Camden became suspicious about whether the alleged victim was aware he was the donor of the kidney and whether he was 41 as his passport claimed.

The 15-year-old was given the passport of a 41-year-old in order to get into the UK, but did not know he was there to donate a kidney until he went a hospital appointment in London, a court heard yesterday”.

Very poor story.

Immigration officials both in Nigeria on exit and the UK on arrival would have stopped him, with a passport containing an age far older than his appearance. Immigration in Nigeria usually troubles first time traveling youths with fresh passports. If he went with Ekwerenmadu’s team, he would have escaped Nigeria, but stopped at the UK airport. How did he beat immigration on both sides.

The boy’s story makes it easy for us to understand. He claimed that he was offered a job. One would ask how someone he never met before offered him a job in England. Was there no offer made to him for a particular assignment? Surely that would be difficult to believe. He stayed in the man’s mansion in Abuja and enjoyed great food and drinks, according to him. What was he doing in a man’s house, who was not related to him and gave him such great life and offer.

I think the boy was offered the assignment by an Ekwerenmadu contact. He accepted it, looking at the amount of money available. If the court of Justice Ekwo allows it, then we can see the boy’s account details. Ekwerenmadu would not have been stupid enough to give him money in cash. That would be an evidence of some form of transaction between them.

The UK doctor helped the boy when he told him about the disadvantages of loosing one kidney. That made the boy change his mind. They called in the police and the boy saw his opportunity to remain in the UK.

Hopefully the courts, with evidences presented, would clarify this issue that the UK police, in a hurry to go to court, did not sort out.
This defiles simple logic and can only sell in a lawless nigerian court.
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by Funflipper: 7:37am On Jun 28, 2022
obailala:
The burden of proof will be on the prosecution. Besides, Nigeria doesnt have any law against payment for organ donation. So it would be interesting to see how a Nigerian living in Nigeria would be charged under UK law for an act which was done in Nigerian and which is not illegal in Nigeria.
I couldn't help laughing after reading this. If you like, travel abroad and commit a crime then tell the authorities that you are a Nigerian living in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by Funflipper: 1:09am On Jun 28, 2022
obailala:
Apologies but you're actually the one who's deluded here. Take it easy with your bullets, you might just be shooting yourself. Obviously you aren't a lawyer so it isnt your fault that the simple strategy seems outlandish to you.

A man was accused of trying to exploit a minor
His lawyers are trying to get a him off the hook by dragging in different parties to come and testify from their records that the boy isnt a minor. If it's proven that the boy is lying about his age (i.e. if its proven he isnt a minor), the case already favours the senator. But you think the lawyers are daft?
Besides the age, wasn't he induced to give up his kidney? Ekweremadu is done!

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