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FamilyRe: Broken Marriage, Please Advise me by funkemary(f): 7:18pm On Nov 14, 2023
Although I am not married yet but below 👇 is what I feel

No matter how long they have been separated and weather rich or not her baby daddy will still be her baby daddy and It is not good for couples to be apart. If she make up her mind to go back to him, I suggest she first pray about it o. (Only God knows what is in the secret) We have been hearing stories here and there let it not be that after eight years Baba want to ...

Peace
CrimeRe: Abiola Tijani Rapes A Woman In the UK by funkemary(f): 8:19pm On Nov 12, 2023
See handsome guy fa, as good looking as he is, he got carried away by lusting after what can destroy him. If it's to be Naija here he would have go Scot free. Meanwhile, his eyes shows he regret it
PhonesRe: MTN Apologises For Glitch, Customer's Debts To Be Restored. by funkemary(f): 7:39pm On Nov 12, 2023
XploraBen:
MTN is not that nice.grin

Anyway, happy birthday. I wish you long life and greater heights in all your endeavors.💫

My own birthday is also coming up later this month.😊
Amen. Thank you

When is your day?
PhonesRe: MTN Apologises For Glitch, Customer's Debts To Be Restored. by funkemary(f): 9:35pm On Nov 11, 2023
What is this now? And I thought MTN decided to celebrate my birthday in a grand style as today is my birth date grin grin
CelebritiesRe: ASAKE Celebrates His GRAMMY Nomination (Pics/Video) by funkemary(f): 9:30pm On Nov 11, 2023
I'm happy for you, congratulations!

Meanwhile, Happy birthday🎈to me
CelebritiesRe: Leo Da Silva Weds Maryam Laushi In Kaduna by funkemary(f): 5:45pm On Nov 11, 2023
Congratulations, your home is blessed
CrimeRe: How I Was Falsely Accused Of Stealing A Guy's Genitals Yesterday by funkemary(f): 8:57am On Nov 11, 2023
Baba, thank your star and make sure you go for thanksgiving. If you have clothes that you're wearing again, dash it out and if there's where you can share sweets for small children please buy and share for them.

Make God no let us see akoba/adaba[/quote]I agree with him. If possible sef give testimony in church cos some people have lost their life as a result of wrongful accusation but here you are. All Glory to God
FamilyRe: This Whatsapp Status Was Posted By Someone's Wife. Should I Tell Her Husband? by funkemary(f): 8:56pm On Nov 10, 2023
Leave husband and wife issue else they will put you in between
RomanceRe: Lady In Shambles, After Man Leaves Her With 70k Bill At A Restaurant (pics) by funkemary(f): 8:54pm On Nov 10, 2023
grin grin grin she got a taste of her own medicine
FamilyRe: Osogbo Man Cries On Air As DNA Test Reveals He Is Not The Father Of His Four Kid by funkemary(f): 9:40pm On Nov 05, 2023
Ha shocked shocked shocked.
Obirin
God I don't want to make a costly mistake please, grace is what I ask for
FamilyRe: I Had Put An End To My Marriage by funkemary(f): 9:36pm On Nov 05, 2023
May God amend and fix your home, may He restore the first love you both had fir one another and give you a happy home.
RomanceRe: Video Of Single Ladies In Wedding Gowns Praying For A Life Partner (pics/video) by funkemary(f): 11:37pm On Oct 14, 2023
[quote author=pansophist post=126399084]May God grant them their heart desires.

Amen
FashionRe: Nigeria Slay Queen Causes A Stir With Her Umbrella-inspired Hairstyle(video) by funkemary(f): 10:43pm On Oct 10, 2023
This can only be inspired by Yemi Alade
EducationRe: Teacher Arraigned For Flogging Female Student by funkemary(f): 10:40pm On Oct 10, 2023
Prior to now who born you to take a teacher to court for discipling your child. They will even tell you that if you know you can't accept your child being beaten it's best to withdraw your ward. I remember during PTA my mom was even telling my teacher to beat me very well if I disobey her... The world has really changed

Meanwhile if there's a teacher my parents should sue it would be my SS2 maths teacher Mr Momoh cry how can he tell a class of 70 students to go out, lie on the ground with eyes facing the sun and flogged each persons five strokes on the back without you scratching or touching it, if you do he starts afresh just because he gave assignment and everybody failed except one. Uncle Momoh, wherever you are I have forgiven you o smiley
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin: FG Sent Two NIA Agents To Kidnap Me In Accra by funkemary(f): 10:22pm On Oct 10, 2023
What did you do to federal government? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: I Dated My Ex-husband For 10 Yrs But Our Marriage Lasted Just 1 Yr — Ronke Ojo by funkemary(f): 10:21pm On Oct 10, 2023
This is sad for her: I pray that God restores her marriage back because for her to voice this out it must have taken a lot of courage. It is true that "it is not how far but how well". God help we that are looking up to you for a fruitful and happy lasting home
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Your Date Does This? by funkemary(f): 10:10pm On Oct 10, 2023
If I'm seeing a fancy food for the first time I may be tempted to take pictures of it with the permission of my partner in case he feel embarrassed. Why I'm taking pic is for memory sake and probably to brag about my partner grin grin grin
CareerRe: Woman Loses Her Corporate Job After Revealing How Many People She's Slept With by funkemary(f): 10:02pm On Oct 10, 2023
She dey ment. Sheh na lack of contentment abi satisfaction cause this one? Why the sampling of men when you can stay with one and enjoy him to the fullest
CelebritiesRe: Maria Ude Nwachi Wins Pulse Africa Facebook Influencer Of The Year Award by funkemary(f): 9:03pm On Oct 09, 2023
I am one of her follower

Congratulations ma'am
FamilyRe: Newstead Makmond Boss, Evang Obue, Wife Welcome Twins After Some Years (photos) by funkemary(f): 3:13pm On Oct 01, 2023
EKONGKING:
Why do Nigerian couple conceive Twins or triplets after years of trying to give birth ? .

Only religious brainwashed idiots believe its due to miracle of God , while normal headed people knows its due to the MIRACLE OF IVF .
Whether it's IVF or not, all glory belong to God
RomanceRe: I Took Blood Oath With My Ex-girlfriend And This Is Happening Now by funkemary(f): 10:04am On Sep 27, 2023
Shelter100:
The blood is null and void since it was based on lies. I confirm you free.
Amen o

Are you a prophetess?
RomanceRe: I Took Blood Oath With My Ex-girlfriend And This Is Happening Now by funkemary(f): 9:52am On Sep 27, 2023
How was the oath done? Can you share so we'll know if it is real or you both were just messing around because considering her reaction, she out to be more concerned as the lady.

Also, look at the way she played with your intelligence and you fell for it; don't you think this is part of what she want you to believe?

I'm not saying you should forget about the blood oath o, all I'm saying is for you to think of how the blood oath was done to be sure if you were played or it's actually real.
RomanceRe: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by funkemary(f): 9:26am On Sep 27, 2023
There are no disadvantage of dating me. I've think it through and the thing I could point is:

I'm too understanding, I sympathize and easily believe people. It is probably a disadvantage to others but not to me. I believe in honesty and I know it'll pay off one day
Car TalkRe: Pros And Cons Of Electric Vehicles by funkemary(f): 10:46pm On Sep 26, 2023
Are there electric car owners in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Disregard Reports Of An Indefinite Strike, It Is Not True - NLC by funkemary(f): 9:57pm On Sep 22, 2023
Jokers
E be like say NLC wahala don dey too much
RomanceRe: How I Met My Fiancée by funkemary(f): 7:34pm On Sep 21, 2023
Hmm... Beautiful ❤️ story. But he careful with lady A. Remember she was the initial plan no allow her enter your eye make she no use her beauty encapsulate you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Mortuary Job by funkemary(f): 7:17pm On Sep 21, 2023
Of all jobs, mortuary job to recover all that you lost really? It sound suspicious no offence.

Meanwhile, can you talk to the dead?
Can you summon a dead spirit to inquire things?

I heard people with such job can ask the dead
RomanceRe: As A Lady, Which Would You Go For by funkemary(f): 7:05pm On Sep 21, 2023
Personally I'm not a freak of flamboyant lifestyle or wedding: I just want it simple, no much attention wedding. But not a fan of court wedding though and if possible sef no asoebi. I discussed this with my mom one day and she said God forbid grin how can she buy other people's asoebi and it get to her turn and she's not picking one grin grin

I believe what matters most is what happens after the wedding.
TravelRe: Nigerians Abroad. Share Your Experience With Racism And Discrimination by funkemary(f): 6:55pm On Sep 21, 2023
This post is categorize specifically for Nigerians abroad and I do not fall in that category however, discrimination is not only limited to those abroad. We that are here face one discrimination or the other and we all know the real deal
CelebritiesRe: Hilda Baci Receives A Range Rover Gift For Her 28th Birthday by funkemary(f): 10:16am On Sep 21, 2023
Omihanifa:
Idi dowo,idi dola

Very soon. Almost every girl for southern nigeria go do BBL
Lol
You are not nice. Which one be idi dowo, idi dola again
RomanceRe: The Mentality Of A Nigerian Girl by funkemary(f): 11:02pm On Sep 18, 2023
Let Nigeria girls breath. Stop suffocating us

grin grin grin

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