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Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakare Pictured After Workouts On Saturday by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:45pm On Jan 05
Yewandequeen:
undecided not a fan
You look pretty and I have no muscles cheesy. Can we mingle? grin
Politics / Re: You Didn’t Stop Me From Smuggling Looted Funds Into Nigeria, Buhari Hits Atiku by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:58pm On Jan 02
The way the Military ran Nigeria, even the comptoller general did not have powers to stop an ADC, Let alone the head of state.

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Romance / Re: Is It Normal For A 10 Yr Son To Lock Lips And Grab His Mum's Butt Like This? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:43am On Dec 27, 2018
sexybbstar:
That's probably all she's got. They are cute sha

You're all I've got too, when do we start locking lips? cheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Smoking Weed With His Friends On The Street by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:20am On Dec 27, 2018
Pruwa:
Ehya

I like what I see, you're very beautiful.
Send me your number so we can begin dating immediately

I'm ugly but I have money. You'll chop it and tire
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Stuns In New Beautiful Photos by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:46am On Dec 27, 2018
pflourish:


U re mad, exactly like ur screw with worn out threads
undecided undecided

What did I do wrong?
Romance / Re: Twin Sisters Share Same Boyfriend, Wants Law To Be Change So They Can Marry Him by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:50pm On Dec 25, 2018
If this isn't the height of flexin, I don't know what is
Politics / Re: Governor Umahi/wife Pictured With President Buhari/wife On Bags Of Rice by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:11pm On Dec 19, 2018
Dave Umahi with his 2 timing tricks. He is PDP during the day and APC at night

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Crime / Re: Weapons Surrendered By Bakassi Militants In Cross River. Photos by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:53pm On Dec 17, 2018
This is not all, they should all be arrested and detained until they agree to bring more
Politics / Re: Oputa Court Complex Owerri In Pictures by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:56pm On Dec 12, 2018
ibori1:



do I av ur nber, ? send me ur Number


08037849943, I can be reached on whatsapp with this line too
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Stuns In New Beautiful Photos by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:09pm On Dec 12, 2018
pflourish:


My name is not Tokunbo


cheesy cheesy

OK, but are you fairly used? Some guys can over used a product sha.
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Stuns In New Beautiful Photos by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:42am On Dec 12, 2018
pflourish:
make she enjoy her shine nah, before she turn Ex VP's daughther

She get 4 mores yrs as VP's daughter.

Anyway, I'm looking for a very fairly used girl for girlfriendship cheesy cheesy
Are a potential candidate?
Politics / Re: Oputa Court Complex Owerri In Pictures by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:32am On Dec 12, 2018
ibori1:




ur choice ,but how long av u bin following me
Bros how far

You no come gimme game again
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Replies Presidency, Says ‘dead Buhari Statement Not Hate Speech’ by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:26pm On Dec 08, 2018
Yuceeluv:
Tanchu




You forgot to answer the question

Should I send you an email?
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Replies Presidency, Says ‘dead Buhari Statement Not Hate Speech’ by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:19pm On Dec 08, 2018
Yuceeluv:
Nigeria really needs a Prophet ELISHA of our times...a ruthless and fearless prophet who believes in discipline before compassion.


See as you fine. Too fine

Should I send you a mail?
Politics / Re: Why Do DSS Carry Sophisticated Weapons Than Our Soldiers by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:20pm On Dec 05, 2018
IamPlato:
have You Guys Seen My Story? smiley it Also Has To Do With Nigerian Soldiers with Ak47 And Terrorists with Advanced Weapons. check my signature smiley

It costs the US govt about 15 million naira equivalent to fully kit one soldier. Can our govt afford that?

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Politics / Re: Why Do DSS Carry Sophisticated Weapons Than Our Soldiers by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:09pm On Dec 05, 2018
[quote author=yusufu16 post=73570091][/quote]
The DSS doesn't use the AR - 15, they use the IMI Tavor Tar -21. An Isreali close combat weapon.
Politics / Re: Video: Atiku Is Corrupt, Can’t Go To America – Obasanjo by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:34am On Dec 04, 2018
Luciferdevil2:
Just one comment this old video is on front page. Maybe this allegations about a biased mod on nairaland is true. I guess everyone knows that particular mod.

Focus on the video and leave the mod alone.

Stop attacking the mod because you don't have an argument to bring forward

This is what is called argumentum ad hominem.

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Health / Re: World AIDS Day: African Countries With The Highest Number Of HIV/AIDS Patients by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:54am On Dec 02, 2018
When you calculate the size of our population, you'll discover that 1.7% of our population is infected while South Africa has 16.8 % of its population infected.

So anyone going to South Africa should tie his/her thing and keep it jejely inside shokoto.

Because 1 in every 5 people get the virus for South

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Health / Re: World AIDS Day: African Countries With The Highest Number Of HIV/AIDS Patients by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:44am On Dec 02, 2018
Business / Re: Nigerians React To Sani Dangote Son Engagement To Malaysian Billionaire Daughter by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:41am On Dec 01, 2018
Makkydebbie, this could be us.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo's Outfit To 'Heaven On My Mind' Premiere by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:47pm On Nov 29, 2018
I use to love this lady

I think she still got it

Fairly used by an oyibo man

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Found Sperm On The New Jumpsuit She Bought Online & Was Delivered To Her by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:56pm On Nov 29, 2018
cheesy
Crime / Re: Man Gets 15-Year-Old Girl Drunk, Deflowers Her, Shaves & Steals Her Pubic Hair by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:10pm On Nov 29, 2018
jauntty:
This is why parents should be careful how they punish their kids.

Many wolves out there preying on vulnerable children.


I sincerely hope that the offender doesn't use money to buy his way out as its obtainable in many cases.

That pervert must face the law squarely... No pardon

This has nothing to do with poor parenting. The girl was just plain stupid running away from home because she was to be reprimanded. It's a normal thing to be reprimanded by parents
Going out with a stranger and having drinks was so so stupid.

At 15 the girl should have know more than to be this stupid. Following a beast for drinks
Celebrities / Re: I Once Considered Jumping Off Third Mainland Bridge – Mo Cheddah by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:34pm On Nov 28, 2018
cool
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Arrives Maiduguri For COAS Conference by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:49pm On Nov 28, 2018
awelekiti:
After how many days?

Mr President is the number one target of anyone organisation against Nigeria?
Security and intelligence report must be gotten before he can visit. These were all done swiftly

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Arrives Maiduguri For COAS Conference by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:44pm On Nov 28, 2018
lexy2014:


He isnt in Maiduguri to boost morale. He is there 4 COAS conference. They even have d state of mind 2 engage in all d fanfare at this point in time

Funny! So the headline must read "President in Maiduguri to meet with troops" before you will know he is there to engage with the troops?

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Arrives Maiduguri For COAS Conference by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:05pm On Nov 28, 2018
This is how a commander in chief should act. Visiting Maiduguri will be a moral booster for the troops and also avail him first hand information on the challenges faced by the troops

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Romance / Re: Meet The Identical Twin Sisters Who Share The Same Boyfriend (photos) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:30pm On Nov 26, 2018
cheesy cheesy

And my woman will not even let her younger sister stay over when she's not around angry angry angry


I have to show her this tongue tongue
Romance / Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:33pm On Nov 26, 2018
[quote author=komodapson post=73316589][/quote]

I know say Totenham no go loose. I go play 1x

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Romance / Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:21pm On Nov 26, 2018
OdikwaRisky:
men that bet are highly irresponsible and foolish. They are usually broke and lazy too cuz you hardly see rich people who know the value of money engage in such foolishness, only riffraffs and never do wells crowd betting shops. The ones that want to hammer instead of working hard. I totally agree with the girl.


People bet more in America and UK than in Nigeria. Does it mean they're lazy and poor too.
Wayne Rooney is a bet addict, he has more money than you whole tribe put together.

Personally, I do bet but I've never entered a bet shop. I do everything online. I've a well paying job but I enjoy the thrills that comes with betting.

Never insult what you do not know

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: PDP Speaks On Some Of Governors ‘secretly Working’ For Buhari by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:05pm On Nov 26, 2018
I pity people when they keeping shouting and insultingg each other upandan becos of these politicians. These politicians are self serving and do not care about you and me. They always want what will benefit them
Romance / Re: Can You Wash Your Partner's Underwear? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:32pm On Nov 23, 2018
Normal level, wetin we don dey do steady since Uni days.

Baba I get PhD for that level

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