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Sports / Re: NPFL: Which Team Will You Support This Season? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:06am On Dec 30, 2022
Lobi Stars, as always

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Politics / Re: Emefiele: We Will Not Succumb To Intimidation, Desperation Of Hirelings - DSS by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:05pm On Dec 19, 2022
It's so disheartening that Buhari has been unable to have control of this govt. No wonder we're in such a mess. This is the first time in the history of Nigeria that we will have different agencies in the executive arm of govt being at war with each other. How can we make progress this way? The DSS has become rogues who act with impunity. Nothing good has come out of them in the last 8 years.

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Celebrities / Re: Court Dissolves Paul Okoye And Anita's Marriage by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:59pm On Dec 19, 2022
Worriedwife:
This has notin to do with Lola being d bad one. People shouldn’t make it a tribal argument. The fault is from Paul. The women are not the problem here. If Paul didn’t go sleeping with the maid, everytin would be fine.

His brother and Lola are still in good terms with Anita, that shows she is a good person.

It is d new girl I feel pity for. Not like Paul would do her anything bad as he seems to love her, but she would have a hard time penetrating the strong bond Anita has formed with Peter and Lola. It doesn’t help that she is very young. She would just be there with only Paul and it gets boring. Marriage in Nigeria includes d family.

As far as you're the only one bringing in tribal sentiment here. Nobody has mentioned Anita, Lola or Paul's tribe in all the comments above. Fix your mind please.

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Business / Re: How To Withdraw Above CBN Cash Limits by FunkyAlhaji2015: 6:49pm On Dec 16, 2022
I will spread 100,000 naira to my 5 accounts, giving me 100, 000 naira daily withdrawal

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Sweats And Laments Over Queuing at Petrol Station by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:40am On Dec 01, 2022
Who dey promote this guy?

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Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Portugal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 3) On 24th Nov 2022 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 6:24pm On Nov 24, 2022
How is that a penalty??

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Travel / Re: I Made It! | My Trip To Abuja, Nigeria by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:57am On Nov 24, 2022
Mstravelindiva:
Hello Nairalanders,

It's your girl Ms Travelin Diva and she has arrived! What an adventure it has been so far, but I made it to Abuja!

First two days had a bit of a rocky start (our flight was delayed and luggage did not arrive in Abuja until the next evening). I must admit, if you have to return to the airport for anything, Nigeria makes it a bit difficult to navigate back and forth easily. At any rate, once we received our luggage then our vacation officially began. I quickly learned the true meaning of the nigerian factor, lol! While still a bit jet lagged, I have managed to enjoy a few adventures within my first few days, and even got my hair braided in my hotel room shortly after I arrived (BEST EXPERIENCE EVER). Here's part 1, and definitely check out my Instagram page @MsTravelinDiva_ if you’d like to follow videos of my stay. Cheers!

Stay tuned for Part 2!

Peace & Blessings to Nigeria and to you all!
I don't do instagram, send a facebook, twitter or tiktok handle
Sports / Re: BREAKING : Pereira Knocks Out Adesanya In Fifth Round For Upset by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:26am On Nov 13, 2022
2022 is not a good year for Nigerian sportsmen

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Investment / Re: Crypto Is Not Just For Me, Massive Loss (millions Gone Under 2 Days by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:34pm On Nov 11, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
So due to how Naira misbehaving.

I went and withdrew 70% of my savings from the bank and bought $19,000 worth of USDT at N863 per dollar on binance p2p

Guess what.


I just check and they're currently selling usdt there at 722 naira.



My hard earned money just lost like that


I just deleted the app... If they like let them make it drop to N400


Crypto have really delt with me



Last year it was one merchant token that ripped me off $2000
Then Shiba Inu ripped me $1200


Anytime I do anything crypto related I lose money


Will anyone advice me to sell my USDT now at 722 and accept my loss or wait untill December if Naira will lose value further to say N900 to a dollar


Will dollar be scarce in December?


Honest opinions

The dollar is not going to get to 800 dollar again. A lot of travellers come during Christmas with dollars to convert to naira, so there's always a lot of dollars in the market in December. January politicians will be flooding everywhere with money which is mostly in dollars.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Colombia: FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup. Semi Finals (5 - 6) On Pens by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:22pm On Oct 26, 2022
Upliftment101:

Y’all hate the truth. Do you see how he relegated all Igbo players to the bench. If na Stephen keshi or any other Igbo coach behave like this you go like am?

Why must you subject everything to tribe?? The current super eagle has more than half of the players are igbo but do you see any other tribe complaining? But not you Igbos, you will complain because you're tribalistic

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Colombia: FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup. Semi Finals (5 - 6) On Pens by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:34pm On Oct 26, 2022
Upliftment101:
These Nigerian girls just de play Rubbish. Na Wetin u go get when una tribalistic coach carry yoruba and Hausa full pitch. THey want to gradually ease out Igbo footballers from Nigerian national team.

You're a tribal bigot. This is the best the coach could find. He knows if they don't perform he will get sack so why go for underachievers?? Igbos are the most tribalistic people. You always thinks everyone is against you.

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Politics / Re: IDPs: Peter Obi Excuses Ortom's Non-Payment Of Salaries, Pensions (Video) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:03pm On Oct 25, 2022
XerXers:

What Obi is saying is that FG abandoned their responsibility for emergency Management in Benue state to state government and it's draining their resources and that's the reason the government is owing
Benue has a population of 5million people and Obi is telling us that 2million people (over 1/3 of the population) are in IDP?? Obi is trying very hard to loose my vote.
Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Makes U-turn, Denies Killing Usifo Ataga by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:42am On Oct 19, 2022
Shalommy:
That ends it. Babygirl will be free. Chaii..

She would have killed a poor man and walked free but not a billionaire. How do you think the media is following the case so dedicatedly? Ataga's family is paying the media to follow the case so that no foul play will be done. No judge in this Nigeria will allow her go with this media coverage. The rich know this. She's going to get hanged.
Romance / Re: Pls How Can I Receive Money From The US Help A Bro by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:33pm On Oct 16, 2022
Pioneer account, moneygram, dormiciliary account, giftcard etc

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Celebrities / Re: Lorraine Lionheart Performs At Felabration 2022 (Video) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:30am On Oct 15, 2022
My kind of woman grin grin

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Politics / Re: How Dangote Group Is Affecting Kogi State (Video Documentary) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:10pm On Oct 14, 2022
seunayantokun:


If you were from Kogi, or Kogi State governor, would you maintain that your position?

Obajana is a multi-billion naira company that employs thousands of Kogi indigenes and settlers. It pays over a billion naira tax to the state government every year in PAYEE alone. People's livelihood and govt tax depends on the company being operational. The deplomatic thing to do when there is sensible grievance is to approach the courts. The workers will still earn their pay while the case is in court and govt will get it's taxes too. A win win for everyone.

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Politics / Re: How Dangote Group Is Affecting Kogi State (Video Documentary) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:22am On Oct 14, 2022
One thing I know is, Dangote did not become a billionaire by signing shoddy contracts. Dangote even if he is cutting corners, he will have reputable lawyers who are well read to scrutinize all loopholes and eventualities. If Kogi state had any concrete proof that Obajana was illegally bought, they would have approached the court long before now. Yahaya Bello is just an agbero trying to get Dangote's attention for a settlement.

This is why big co-operations don't invest in Nigeria. We like electing agberos to lead us, the Agbero will just wake up one day to spoil multi-billion dollar businesses just because their personal interest is not included. These companies run on loans and can not afford to be grounded for months because of one agbero's personal interest. The Agbero knows the companies can't go to court because it will take years to get justice and by then interest on their loans alone will kill their business.

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Celebrities / Re: Rico Swavey On Life Support After Ghastly Accident - Management by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:17pm On Oct 12, 2022
LoveTalk:
I wish him well.

My crush that year.

We need to date immediately
Politics / Re: Again, Kogi Residents Protest Against Dangote's "Monopoly & Exploitations" by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:05am On Oct 12, 2022
nakaman:
grin e don dey clear.

I swear if dangote dey western countries ba, after paying tax for 2 years, he will shutdown in the 1st month of the 3rd year.

Federal government just allow him truck dey damage state road without compensation to the state. Haba. Which kind play b dat

On exploitation I know nothing

You're obviously an igbo boy speaking out of hate. In organised societies, people like Dangote are given huge tax incentives as way of encouraging them to expand to continue to create more job. Dangote is the largest single employer of labour in Nigeria outside the Federal govt. This man has more people working for him than most state govts. It's not his fault if his trucks spoil the roads, they govt is supposed to provide rail for him to move his products.

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Food / Re: Sunday Fried Rice (recipe by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:37am On Oct 09, 2022
Juliearth:







Youdonminit!!!

So if that comes into fruition, would you enjoy your home?

Hello
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:16pm On Oct 02, 2022
Fedrick100:
As a Chelsea fan am supporting Man United win
I carry them for my bet

Even you ma know say e go cut woto woto before you even play am. Na your money, waste am as you like.

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Politics / Re: Stop Acting As Wike’s Aide, APC Tells Makinde by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:52am On Sep 19, 2022
Makinde, Ikpeazu and Ortom have now become Wike's aides. These are governors that have failed their people abysmally, they are now been employed by Wike to make noise.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Sleeps Off At Gombe Emir’s Palace During Meeting (Photos, Video) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:36am On Sep 18, 2022
Owopariola001:


That's to tell you it's not about age.

Can you even count how many times you've slept off during lectures, sermons, or even while watching TV in the afternoon?

There are people who have never slept in a lecture, sermon or while presentations are made. Those are the kind of people that are meant to be leaders. Not everyone should aspire to leadership positions. We don't need a leader that will be sleeping at important meetings.

I have nothing against Tinubu as a person but the man is clearly not what Nigeria needs at this time. The man is sick and tired. Nigeria has been badly battered and we need a person with a sharp mind who is physically strong and with the right ideas to lead us out of the mess we have found ourselves. Tinubu is not that man.
Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Ifeanyi Ubah's Convoy In Anambra (Graphic Pictures) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:33pm On Sep 11, 2022
DOTian:
This is no more unknown gunmen thing. This is now obviously a gang up against the east. Unfortunately, Igbo elites are still drinking from that One Nigeria koolaid to use their brains.

Some people outside Igbo land who are desperate to dictate to the igbos are now hiding under the cloak of unknown gunmen to wreck havoc. This is the same people that killed Dora Akunyilis husband.

A war has been declared against the East in other to force the east back to 1970 and the sooner the Igbo elites appreciates this fact and come out with a solid response, the better for them .

I used to think Igbos have sense. You mean people will invade your communities without your knowledge? Stop giving this people leverage. This is Igbos killing igbos

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Romance / Re: Please, How Can I Fade This Scar From Appendicitis Surgery Below My..(pics. Ins) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:39pm On Sep 06, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!
Please I need help on how I can fade/clear this scar from appendicitis surgery that I had some time ago. The scar is just below my abdomen. I
don't want it to be that noticeable. I want it to rhyme with the rest of my belly skin, even though not totally, but at least to some extent.

Has anyone here been in this situation before? Or had this type of surgery before? How did you clear the scar?

You've succeeded in giving me erection. I love your tommy especially with the beads.

Please if anyone here knows how I can/ what I can do to make the scar appear invisible, I'll really appreciate.

Thanks.

Attached below is a picture of the scar;
Crime / Re: Celebrities With No Sense - Delta State Police Spokesperson Replies Paul Okoye by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:21am On Sep 06, 2022
PoliteActivist:






You people are confusing what Ice Prince did with what P said.
What Ice Prince did was WRONG!
BUT, what P said is 100% true!

As I told the guy above: there thousands of videos of police stopping cars on YouTube. Give us a link of ONE where police jumped into someone's car as Nigerian Police habitually do!

I wonder how some of you think.

Our police here don't big budgets to afford patrol cars and tow trucks, so they sometimes use the suspects vehicle to get to the station. There is no law against that, it is within limit of their job. Stop supporting nonsense.
Politics / Re: Ortom: I Would Have Taken Up Arms Against Fulani Herdsmen If Not For God by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:30am On Aug 30, 2022
Roozzaay:


Yes, because Borno has never recorded any case of insecurity/insurgency since its creation cheesy cheesy
It's pathetic people still defends this Ortom of a thing.

I'm baffled how we excuse ineptitude in this country just because of religious or tribal sentiments. Corruption and ineptitude has no tribe or religion. It's a disease that plagues us all.

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Politics / Re: Ortom: I Would Have Taken Up Arms Against Fulani Herdsmen If Not For God by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:48am On Aug 30, 2022
SmartPolician:
We don't get to hear about project development in Benue State because they are facing an existential threat - thanks to Buhari's incompetence and Fulanization agenda

But we get to hear about development in Borno

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Family / Re: 24-year-old UK Woman Artificially Inseminated Herself; Gave Birth To A Baby Boy by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:44pm On Aug 29, 2022
Currentblog:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
This nearly 50 years old woman
Is 24
Abeg reprint your post,
O.P
24 years life experience there is 54 years here. The way them dey live their life to the fullest. We no dey enjoy life for here. Infact, we no dey even live life for here. We dey barely manage to survive till death comes.
Crime / Nigerian National Arrested In India For Drug Trafficking by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:08am On Aug 25, 2022
Police in Kerala, India have arrested a 36-year-old Nigerian national, Okafor Eze Emmanuel, for alleged drug trafficking.

Okafor was arrested by Palarivattam police from KR Puram, Bangalore on Wednesday, August 24.

The accused was nabbed by a team led by Ernakulam ACP P Rajkumar, comprising Inspector S Sanal, Sanip Kumar, Mahin Abubakar and Arun Surendran.

The investigation began with the arrest of one Haroon Sultan, who was caught with 102.04 grams of MDMA at Kalur Worldwide Stadium Hyperlink Street on July 20, 2022.

After interrogating Haroon, the Palarivattam police arrested Alin Joseph, Niju Peter and Alan Tony.

Upon interrogation, the police acquired info that one Varghese Joseph, a local of Fort Kochi, who resided in Bengaluru was sending massive portions of MDMA. Details about the Nigerian national was obtained from him.

"He was hiding in Bangalore with a German lady. The arrest was made as part of a one-and-a half-moth operation," IPS Sasidharan, DCP of Kochi Police, said.

"We have arrested six people incuding him as part of this case. They used to deliver drugs to diferent places in Kerala. There will be more accused in the case,"

"This is part of an investigation with the intention of nabbing drug dealers. This is also part of a special drive against drug trafficking and usage of drugs," IPS Sasidharan added.

The accused was produced in court and remanded.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/8/nigerian-national-arrested-in-india-for-drug-trafficking.html

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 22nd August 2022 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:49pm On Aug 22, 2022
Bibidear:
Useless team, can't even keep a clean sheet

Can we date??

I think we should date to celebrate this victory grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Oya Drop Any Funny Picture From Your Status Saver by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:02pm On Aug 14, 2022

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