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Politics / Re: IPOB Bans Nigerian National Anthems In South-East Schools by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:32am On Jan 04, 2022
AntiBMC:
Marriage is not by force. We must not stay together to thrive. We have given unity a chance for over a century and it's not working, let's also give division a chance and see what comes out of it.

Enough of the unity-begging and mindless killings. Separation is a must.

Nobody wants Igbos in Nigeria. They are a cancer. Your governors, senators, HoR and Assembly members should be your voice, let them sponsor Referendum on the floor of the national assembly. You people should tell and force them to do so. Make una go abeg.

We have had enough of your drugs smuggling soiling our name abroad.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:54pm On Jan 01, 2022
Arsenal still wins

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 27th December 2021 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:38pm On Dec 27, 2021
Maximum is scoring again
Pets / Re: Caught A Green Snake And I Want To Keep It As Pet by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:17am On Dec 25, 2021
DoggoneDogg:


Are you aware that this is a black mamba??

@Seun, It's time to start deducting from that your members stats counting up there when a Nairalander dies.

I'm suspecting that's a green mamba. This guy does know what he is playing with. That little snake is capable of killing him and his entire family.

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Romance / Re: Muhammed Alfa Marries Twin Sisters - Adama & Aisha In Bida (Video) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:27pm On Dec 24, 2021
pretydiva:
Just when I thought I have seen and heard it all undecided

I'm ripe for marriage. Are you a twin??
Politics / Re: Is Aisha Buhari Pregnant? — Nigerians React To New Photos Of First Lady by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:35pm On Dec 20, 2021
Dorcmass:
u mean mr prezzy like towtow
Dont tel me baba still active at the age of 79th

Forget the body, those doctors for UK put baba brand new engine

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's JMK Celebrates Her 23rd Birthday (Photos) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2021
This girl is just my type. If see this one now I no go travel home for this break again.

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Travel / Re: COVID-19: UK Expected To Remove Nigeria, 10 Other Countries From Red List by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:00pm On Dec 14, 2021
Nigeria isn't joking on it's diplomatic front. We are returning fire for fire and winning respect.

Kudos

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw: Live Update. by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:24pm On Dec 13, 2021
cheesy

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Romance / Re: What’s The Highest Amount,Someone Has Ever Gifted You? . by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:28pm On Dec 11, 2021
My mum, 200k to add to what I had for my first car.

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Romance / Re: Why Do I Get Entagled With Married Women by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:47pm On Dec 04, 2021
Bros, e be like death don dey hungry you ni. Continue banging married kpekus, e go soon set for your head.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Caught With 90gm MDMA In Bengaluru by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:46pm On Dec 01, 2021
Even before opening the thread you will just know where he is from.

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Big Puff Adder I Killed In My Dog's Kennel (Pictures) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:01pm On Nov 30, 2021
FlipModeSquade:
Lies..

A Gaboon Viper has WHITE INTERRUPTED STRIPES on its back.

Look again..

You're right

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Big Puff Adder I Killed In My Dog's Kennel (Pictures) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:44am On Nov 30, 2021
FlipModeSquade:
Puff Adder.. shocked


Gabon viper

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Politics / Re: Imo: Gunmen, Army In Heavy Shooting Over Sit-At-Home by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:19am On Nov 30, 2021
DropsMic:
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All our problems are Self inflicted.

Igbos do not want to be part of Nigeria.. The solution dey simple organize a referendum and if the majority vote for it you allow them go. But trust the black man to always choose the hard way out. blood must be spilled. Same thing is happening in Cameroon, Ethiopia and many other countries in Africa. Our ways are just different. Everything about us is just different.

I pledge to Nigeria my country
To be faithful, loyal and honest
To serve Nigeria with all my strength
To DEFEND HER UNITY (with any means necessary)
And uphold her honour and glory
So help me God

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Science/Technology / Re: Jack Dorsey Resigns From Twitter by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:02pm On Nov 29, 2021
Princedapace:


Guy, u mumu o. China that is rich, Google doesnt work there and google is not worried, na Nigeria wey poor u dey yan about. Oga, sit down, even SA has more purchasing power than Nigeria. This has nothing to do with Nigeria abeg. There is been long politics of how he should be heading two public companies. Some wanted him out since.

Nigeria has 42 million active twitter users, South Africa's entire population is 59 million, so what purchasing power are talking about. Nigeria has the largest market in Africa for everything product. Nigeria has more twitter users than almost every country in Europe. This is why twitter is begging the FG to reopen it's space.

Even Nnamdi Kanu your supreme leader can testify to Nigeria's super powers. The way he is captured and caged like a rat.

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Science/Technology / Re: Jack Dorsey Resigns From Twitter by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:09pm On Nov 29, 2021
I believe this has a lot to do with the Nigeria twitter ban. Twitter's stock really plummeted from the ban. PMB is big grin grin

When you're big, you're big abeg.

The President of Africa.

The Nnamdi Kanu's slayer. cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: CCTV FOOTAGE: Hustle & Bustle Breaks Silence On Demise Of A Clubber, Says She Tr by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:41pm On Nov 26, 2021
I see village people involvement in this
Crime / Re: I Bought Late Ataga’s Laptop From Chidinma For N495,000 — Man Tells Court by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:33pm On Nov 25, 2021
Kill her already
Politics / Re: Anambra Election, One Of The Most Difficult Ever - Mahmood Yakubu by FunkyAlhaji2015: 6:53pm On Nov 24, 2021
I agree with him. Anything that concerns the flat heads is always so difficult to get through. They are so devious and criminal minded. They resort to playing the victim whenever their criminal intentions fails to pull through.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Juventus UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd November 2021 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:17pm On Nov 23, 2021
Why is Chelsea so merciless? grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd November 2021 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:20pm On Nov 23, 2021
Man U must loose this game for sacking Ole before he handed Chelsea their 3 points.

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Celebrities / Re: Tega Dominic Survives A Car Accident (Photo) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:20pm On Nov 22, 2021
We all know this happened because she was rushing to meet Boma

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Fashion / Re: How Often Do You Wash Your Bra/boxers In A Week? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:03am On Nov 22, 2021
I wear a clean one for each day, this is because I don't wear one to sleep. So on the average I wear a boxer for just 12 hours a day

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Celebrities / Re: Cross Dressers Jay Boogie And Deevah Shares Lingerie Photos With Their Friends by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:50am On Nov 20, 2021
Spits! Na guy men with prick for nyash dey Bleep up like this?
Politics / Re: Your First And Second Choice For President In 2023 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:57pm On Nov 18, 2021
mapet:


2 Yoruba men? Even me as a Yoruba can tell you this will be thrown out into trash can

First and second choices doesn't mean president and vice president. It's means if not this one which other one will you choose.
Politics / Re: Your First And Second Choice For President In 2023 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:47pm On Nov 18, 2021
9jayes:
Most competent

TINUBU

Second most competent

TINUBU

Tinubu is too old, he's 88years, elder statesman title is just ok for him

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Politics / Re: Your First And Second Choice For President In 2023 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:42pm On Nov 18, 2021
1) Prof. Osinbajo
2) Akinwumi Adesina

Every other person should gettat

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Celebrities / Re: Cute Abiola Is Not Missing - Nigeria Navy by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:38am On Nov 17, 2021
This na family affair, my hand no dey
Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Arrives Court Today Looking All Fresh (Photos) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:57pm On Nov 16, 2021
bakesntakes:
I've always said it that this girl will not go to jail, they'll just keep adjourning the case until you finally hear that she has been discharged and acquitted.

This girl has the backing of some top business men and politicians.

So don't be surprised

She is going to hang, no judge will acquit her. If she's was not going to be hanged they would paid a guy to take her fall. It's too late now
Crime / Re: 25-year-Old Lady, 5 Others Bags 141 Years Imprisonment For Trafficking Drugs by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:35am On Nov 16, 2021
By the time Marwa finishes his tenure there will be no Easterner left in this country. These people and drugs na follow come.

We need to build more prisons.

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Politics / Re: Abia Pensioners To Smile Home As Udensi Obtains List To Roll Out Welfare Package by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:48pm On Nov 15, 2021
Between Ortom and Ikpeazu I wonder who is more wicked. Ortom owes pensioners 27 months of pension arrears. These governors are simply heartless.

I know Chikwe Udensi himself is strategizing for 2023, trying to win the heart of Abians through the back door grin grin

Well anything that makes the pensioners smile is welcomed. cheesy

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