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Romance / Re: Photos Of A Cute Couple Who Met On Nairaland by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:39am On Jul 17, 2023
obembet:
God when when 😭😭😭😭? Stil Dot know why nairaland guys dey ignore me

I'm her for you grin

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Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme: JAMB Statement On Result Of Anambra Government Enquiry. by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2023
All the South Easterners that supported the girl against overwhelming evidence of forgery can now bury their heads in shame

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Education / Re: Result Controversy: ‘It’s Unfair, Not My Fault’, Mmesoma Says On JAMB 3-Year Ban by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:04am On Jul 05, 2023
IconicR:
I'm saying they should have made further investigation before taking that judgement because it looks like she knows nothing about the whole manipulations. Maybe her parents or older siblings

The girl would have gotten a soft landing if her local tribesmen from the east didn't try to bully jamb. If they don't back pedal now the girl could be charged to court and possibly jailed cos she's 19 and an adult

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Education / Re: JAMB Bars Ejikeme Mmesoma for 3 Years, Releases more Evidence by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:39am On Jul 05, 2023
Monsignor22:


Says the mo.ron who hasn't traveled beyond his dirty neighborhood in Ogbomosho, has any court convicted her of forgery? na so embassy dey work for your village abi? clown!

Lol! I guess you don't know that you need police clearance to complete your visa application. Which police department will give her clearance without indicting her of forgery?

All the people promising her scholarship know she can't get visa. They are only using her to trend.

Una too mumu for east
Education / Re: App Used To Create Fake UTME Result Uncovered by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:37pm On Jul 04, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

I've downloaded the app, and I've gone through the app.

While I went through the app, I noticed the following;

1. the app doesn't have any option for inserting "date printed" on the top right side, but the result in mmesoma's possession, has date at the top right corner.

2. The app was developed for one Asimiyu Mariam Omobolanle with the registration number 11231597AC, but still, the barcode still displays 138 when scanned.

3. Is there any other app that inserts "date printed" at top right corner?

You igbo will always try to a way to defend your tribesmen who have committed a crime. The result slip that girl is parading is no longer the format Jamb uses. Infact, Jamb stopped using it 2 years ago. The girl is a fraudster that's trying to rob Umeh Nkechinyere the top scorer of her glory

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Education / Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
That girl needs to be persecuted to serve as deterrence

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Education / Re: JAMB releases Mmesoma Ejikeme original result by FunkyAlhaji2015: 6:07pm On Jul 04, 2023
bennybuhari:
That's wrong! I thought they said DSS is still conducting an investigation. If anything happens to that young girl, there will be serious consequences
Empty chest beating

Where is Nnamdi Kanu?? What has happened?? grin

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Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Gets Scholarship Sponsorship To The UK From Bitcoin Chief by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
BigMamaNaija:
Wow! cheesy

When your 'village people' think they have dealt you an uppercut but you serve a living God. tongue

Congratulations gurl! The world is yours for the taking. kiss Baby, biko rapu Pharmacy. I strongly recommend Medicine or Nursing in Canada. All the best!

God bless the giver for this thoughtfulness. May God deliver you whenever you need Divine assistance.
Psalm 41:1 "Blessed is he who considers the poor; The LORD will deliver him in time of trouble."

No embassy will issue her visa now that her forgery has been brought to the fore. The developed countries carry out due diligence before offering visa. Forgery is a big crime that will not be ignored.
Education / Re: JAMB Bars Ejikeme Mmesoma for 3 Years, Releases more Evidence by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:39am On Jul 04, 2023
Monsignor22:
Mmesoma wey dey chop scholarship endorsements already to study abroad, JAMB can shove it up their smelling asses!

No embassy will issue her visa knowing of her forgery. The developed world take things like forgery very seriously.

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Politics / Re: Tonto Dikeh: Wike's Boy Didn't Win Rivers State but I will continue To Contest by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:26pm On Jun 25, 2023
I think she made enough money from stepping down for the APC candidate and she wants to continue cashing out.

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Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by FunkyAlhaji2015: 6:30pm On Jun 24, 2023
kyber:


My anxiety are always on check, I make sure I’m relaxed when I want to have sex.

I have been doing levels and push ups for a week now

What how do I observe myself to see improvements?

Is it by trying to have sex again?

Exercise 30minutes daily and eat fruit and vegetables, this problem will disappear
Business / Re: Naira Float: Dangote, Abdulsamad Rabiu Lost $5.85bn, Say Bloomberg Index by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:07am On Jun 16, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool Now it's clear they've been benefiting from the discrepancies of our economic system.

Lemme attempt to educate you a bit. Dangote and Rabiu have lost nothing literally. Before now their wealth was calculated from naira to dollar using 460 naira exchange, but now it has been re-based to 680 naira. It means every Nigerian has lost money including Tinubu if you're to re-calculate their wealth now in dollars.

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Romance / Re: What's The Longest Time You've Spent Trying To Woo A Woman? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:33pm On May 28, 2023
Any toasting wey don pass 7 years my hand no dey inside again. Highest wey I fit toast girl na 6years.

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Family / Re: Worried About My 1year Marriage! by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:49pm On May 25, 2023
Mokole2023:
Dear Nlders,

I cant say if this problem is peculiar and I would sincerely appreciate mature comments and suggestions.

My marriage is just about a year old though I had an on/off online friendship with my now-wifey since 2017 before we decided to get serious late 2021. Our physical courtship was kinda brief - about 6 months - while we both resided in the same state but different Cities (about 3hrs apart).

I used to be very sexually active in my previous relationships - trust me when i say I'm quite good in bed - but with my now-wifey, I decided to limit the sex part cos i felt at a man's age (tho my sisters also advised same) that there r other things to look out for in a woman. So basically, we did not get too intimate during courtship. Worryingly, even the few times we did it, I rarely got to orgasm cos she couldn't match my stamina.

Fast forwards to 1 month into the marriage, I was diagnosed with High blood pressure which the doctors advised BP drugs might affect my libido but it will later regulate/normalize. Then the problems started! First, I get aroused normally with good turgidity enough to penetrate my Wifey's tight "body" but I tend to loose erection after some mins of thrusting and that's the end. Never comes back on again. Few times I was able to finish but that's not without alot of mental imagination to make me finish ontime.

Very worryingly for me, I decided to check myself with other women and dear readers, I achieved stronger turgidity and no fail moment. That was my first shock.

Summarily, my wife and I still dont live together but this situation has gone worse now. I got no sexual feelings towards her and na by force we dey manage run 1 round in weeks. Meanwhile, I get sex requests from other girls on a daily. I'm very sad about this situation especially when i look at my wife because she ought to be enjoying this thicke alone forever.

As a man, you can imagine how you'd feel when your woman feels ur impotent while other women are bugging you for your time.

Various extreme thoughts have crossed my mind and I'm seriously bothered which isn't even good for my health. Should i confess to my wife?

I await your responses, suggestions and advice.

Many thanks,

Your problem is simple. There's a slug in your circulatory system. You need exercise. 30mins daily

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Politics / Re: Seun Kuti Rushed Back To Court; Police Want To Hold Him More 4 Days by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:00pm On May 18, 2023
This one don enter one chance for police hand. By the time dem finish with am, even if policeman slap am him go salute.

He behavior was reckless and appalling, like a motor park tout. I'm disappointed to hear he has a master's degree.

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Politics / Re: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:27pm On May 17, 2023
MasterJayJay:
They are looking for the slap?
Nigerian police are clowns. See how they are disgracing themselves over a minor incident.

Assualting a police officer in uniform is a minor crime to you?? Wait until they finish with him
Crime / Re: Neighbors Rescue Little Girl In Terrible State From Her "Madam" (Graphic Video) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:15pm On May 12, 2023
I knew she always going to be from this particular tribe. They are all so cruel and inhumane

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Politics / Re: Benue Assembly Suspends Sitting Over Unpaid Salaries by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:53am On May 12, 2023
I'm happy the governor is dealing with them too. Theirs is just 6month unpaid salaries, civil servants are owed over 10 months salary arrears while pensioners are owed 62months of pension arrears. Ortom is the worst thing to ever happen to Benue State

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Politics / Benue Assembly Suspends Sitting Over Unpaid Salaries by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:16am On May 12, 2023
Members of the Benue state House of Assembly have suspended sitting over the non-payment of their six-month salary arrears and allowances.

Following the suspension of plenary, the controversial Executive Pension Bill sent to them by Governor Samuel Ortom for approval is on hold.

The bill which has been faulted by Governor-elect Hyacinth Alia, grants former Governors of the state permanent accommodation and four new cars every four years.

The bill, which has passed its first reading, also proposes the hiring of six personal staff for former governors and three for former deputy governors.

It also provides free medical treatment for the past governors, their spouses and at least four of their children under 18.

A member of the House. Bem Mngutyo, told The Nation yesterday that they “resolved not to sit until our emoluments and salaries are paid.”

Mngutyo who revealed that the outgoing governor met with the Peoples Democratic Party caucus of the House last weekend over the issue, said he promised to pay the arrears of allowances and salary with the state’s May federal allocation before he exits office in 18 days.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/5/benue-assembly-suspends-sitting-over-unpaid-salaries-2.html

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Travel / Re: Is The 11Km Miliken Hill Road In Enugu The Most Beautiful Road In Nigeria? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:19am On May 09, 2023
MasterJayJay:


Straight road on a hill? This is why school is not a scam.

You break the hill to make a road through it like it's done at Akwanga. This road is a nightmare.
Romance / Re: Butt And Boobs Obsession: We Asked Men Which One The Love The Most by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:39pm On May 08, 2023
I'm an ass man. Ass on thick thighs is all I need a woman to have.
Celebrities / Re: Aniike2023: Real Warri Pikin & Ikechukwu Asuoha Pre-Wedding Photos by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:20pm On Apr 04, 2023
ThatrealestApex:


You want make them band you abi??
Health / Re: She Falls Asleep After Every Sex by FunkyAlhaji2015: 6:19am On Apr 01, 2023
Samantha124:
Well, enjoy.. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Some women fall asleep immediately after sex when they're sexually satisfied.

So does your boyfriend make you fall asleep immediately after sex?? cheesy
Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Appointment Of 6 New Perm Secs (Full List) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:49pm On Mar 29, 2023
This one na proper come chop

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Politics / Re: APC Wishes Tinubu A Happy 71st Birthday by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:23am On Mar 29, 2023
I wonder how a person like this president-elect. A man with no control of his cognitive abilities. A man who's physically sick and mentally bereft. Are we being punished??

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Celebrates 71st Birthday Today by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:21am On Mar 29, 2023
Today is his birthday but not his 71st. Bola Ahmed Tinubu is more than 85 years old.

Anyway, Happy birthday

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Wins Majority Seats In Enugu Assembly Poll: PDP 10, LP 14 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:27am On Mar 22, 2023
superlanny:
There's no stopping LP in the South East. Gradually we shall break the hands that is determined to snuff life out of us.

I'm not happy as you are. LP can not win the presidency if it is seen as a region party by others. The Igbos need to learn politics, they need to build ties with other region if they are serious.

I live in Jos, during the presidential elections, Igbos came out in mass along with the indigenes to vote for Obi but the Igbos failed to turn up when it was time for them to collaborate and plant a governor of the indigenes choice. That is very bad politicking, how will the locals in here want to vote for an igbo president, when they see them as fair weather friends?

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Politics / Re: It’s My Turn To Be Senate President - Orji Uzor Kalu Declares by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:42pm On Mar 21, 2023
Okwyjesus:
You are supported.

No way, we can not have an ex-convict as Senate President. If the South East do not have any other senator in the APC to present then the position should pass them by.

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Politics / Re: Benue State So Far by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:48am On Mar 19, 2023
Ortom is the most useless state governor to rule a state in Nigeria since the return to democracy in 1999

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Politics / Re: Governorship Election: Who Are You Voting For Today? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:56am On Mar 18, 2023
Fr. Alia

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Health / Re: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:54pm On Mar 12, 2023
Rub aloe vera gel every night

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