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front Page things lalasticala come and see ur friend psswd:snake,olajumoke |
NwaAmaikpe:gbogbo ounto ba koju si eyan omon dori kodo lodo re ni go find the meaning of it I pray your popularity grows and ur employer or helper come and cross it one day |
chaiii who move this thing to FP and my thread is there waiting for FP and with just two comments they mv it here OK kwatinue with the kwaruption |
so Lagos na Biafra land!! lol |
sorry dear!!! keep hustle man your work will speak one day its just that is very slow in human eyes which ain't so |
olowogbogbo has done it again ooooohallelujah se as i dey dance shoki |
waooooh this is beautiful God bless is works |
MzLarem:lol sister u dey para oo I am not married yet but I don't know why some ladies continue to destroy marriage and blames it on love or affection karma is really dam!!!! hope that marriage isn't broke yet cc: lalasticala Seun help us to move this to FP we needs people views and to encourage busy woman to have time for their man |
Evablizin:me too I can't believe it!!!!!women are wicked ooo |
IgboAmakaa:me too i love kdrama die |
waoooh my crush |
why mercy so fat like this
can't she lose small |
i just saw this on Fb and wish to share it here to know your view about it men says the truth, that women are their own enemy!! stop doing this women. its not good to add bitter in a Person sweet life
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congratulations dear more grace ahead |
haters just want to dirty the image of this state because they called us peaceful state!!! kontinue |
edaku Seun what is happening to your site today cuz I don't understand daku daji battery |
I don't know why some women are so stupid, a man done Something big like that and u are still there and complaining .se won so orire Mon be ni seriously the Lord will punish you for those innocent death cuz u are the one that caused it. even if Will open the story to the bottom we Will find ur fault in ur husband behavior I don't pity u cuz u are a stupid woman if u are reading my post and I can't blame u is because most of u are dependant stupid wife |
Aiyele oooo ibosi oo |
congratulations
may God bless ur new home |
she is too pretty !!!! seriously I love it |
for you atheist check this and read it morning pancake Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. P.S. I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you? Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH. By the way, that student was Albert Einstein. |
soberdrunk:maybe u haven't be in police custody before u think say nah America when dey go they used mouth to threaten u.thou I haven't be in there but I have them as a friends |
happy fab Sunday!!! and beware of fraudsters their hustle is real u can feel free to contact them and shower them with big blessing (u know wat I mean)Mr john. indeed there mssg nowadays is a lot
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some comments here can makes u to burst of laughs |
but madam u dey lie gan oo how can u not know that he is rich and u and ur children went to Ghana for Xmas celebration for just 200,000 abah u don't know he is rich and he has 2 houses and 3 cars madam !!! he threatened to beat u if u check his phone is that possible why don't u suspect him them and try if he will truly do so and save the future of ur kids as like now madam 3gbosa for u |
bosslady1991:yea,make we just they watch them like that, we don't even know what they go bring next week |
bosslady1991:yes, that was his excused he told them. because he don't want dea mok to know abt his son whereas it backfire him.but that director didn't do well about cp character cuz for almost three years he should have let us know that cp is fully prepare to fight that group,not these dindinrin he dey do now |
bosslady1991:maybe u don't remember, his father didn't told court that he is using a mask because he want to hide him from them, he said it's because of a sickness, only few people knew about it |
ewoooo chineke!!!!!owo wogbo |
whether she is ugly or not she has got her own husband haters should go and find their own I don't know why Seun don't upgrade nairaland self there would have been a different Gif video I will hv post here for haters |
waooooh so cute boy congrats man |
Jakumo:don't fear me oooo na a joke nah lolllll |
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