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Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Kneels Down To Thank Her Fans (pics,video) by Funkybabee(f): 8:56am On Jun 28, 2017
front Page things lalasticala come and see ur friend



psswd:snake,olajumoke
Celebrities › Re: One Of Sisters Accused Of Blackmailing Femi Otedola, Advice Nigerian Ladies To M by Funkybabee(f): 8:53am On Jun 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

A wise woman let's her husband cheat in peace.
Because my wise grandfather told me that the preek is the only snake that can not live in one hole.

Wives need to understand that they are the Rolls Royce while the sidechicks are the Camry.

The sidechicks are needed for dirty things the wife can't do.


You gotta use the Camry for dirty work and treat the RollsRoyce as royalty.


Ladies save your marriage, get your husband a nice side-chick or allow him have one and watch your happiness blossom every day.
gbogbo ounto ba koju si eyan omon dori kodo lodo re ni
go find the meaning of it

I pray your popularity grows and ur employer or helper come and cross it one day
Celebrities › Re: Mo Abudu & AY Comedian Step Out To The Cinemas To See '10 Days In Sun City' by Funkybabee(f): 1:35pm On Jun 27, 2017
chaiii who move this thing to FP

and my thread is there waiting for FP and with just two comments they mv it here


OK kwatinue with the kwaruption
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans: "Why I Didn't Operate In Yoruba States Apart From Lagos" by Funkybabee(f): 10:06am On Jun 27, 2017
so Lagos na Biafra land!! lol
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Reacts After Losing BET2017 International Act Africa To Wizkid, Pics by Funkybabee(f): 1:25pm On Jun 26, 2017
sorry dear!!!
keep hustle man
your work will speak one day its just that is very slow in human eyes which ain't so
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Bello Is Pregnant With Twins? (Photos) by Funkybabee(f): 3:50pm On Jun 25, 2017
olowogbogbo has done it again ooooohallelujah
se as i dey dance shoki
Career › Re: Crippled Man "Big Dreams" Makes Shoes In Benue To Earn A Living (Photos) by Funkybabee(f): 3:01pm On Jun 23, 2017
waooooh this is beautiful

God bless is works
Romance › Re: What Advice Can You Give To This Woman,Wife Should Have Time For Their Husband by Funkybabee(op): 2:38pm On Jun 23, 2017
MzLarem:
I'm sure the admin intentionally left her I.d open to deal with her grin

She should have left the house the moment she started catching Feelings...She's a home wrecker.. let her finish what she has started and kuku wreck it finish.
lol sister u dey para oo I am not married yet but I don't know why some ladies continue to destroy marriage and blames it on love or affection

karma is really dam!!!! hope that marriage isn't broke yet


cc: lalasticala Seun help us to move this to FP we needs people views and to encourage busy woman to have time for their man
Romance › Re: What Advice Can You Give To This Woman,Wife Should Have Time For Their Husband by Funkybabee(op): 2:32pm On Jun 23, 2017
Evablizin:
Na wa oo evil human do in the name of affection,i no go carry last in saying that this is stupidity in the highest order
me too I can't believe it!!!!!women are wicked ooo
Celebrities › Re: Gbenro Ajibade Joins Jenifa Diary's Cast by Funkybabee(f): 2:09pm On Jun 23, 2017
IgboAmakaa:
Nigeria movies are trying ........


But i will rather waste my time watching Korean or American movies

Gosh i love Korean movies
me too i love kdrama die
Celebrities › Re: Gbenro Ajibade Joins Jenifa Diary's Cast by Funkybabee(f): 1:55pm On Jun 23, 2017
waoooh my crush
Celebrities › Re: Prince Odi Okojie Shares Loved Up Photo With wife, Mercy Johnson. by Funkybabee(f): 1:53pm On Jun 23, 2017
why mercy so fat like this can't she lose small
Romance › What Advice Can You Give To This Woman,Wife Should Have Time For Their Husband by Funkybabee(op):
i just saw this on Fb and wish to share it here to know your view about it


men says the truth, that women are their own enemy!!


stop doing this women. its not good to add bitter in a Person sweet life

Education › Re: Burn Survivor Celebrates The End Of Her Degree Exams (Photos) by Funkybabee(f): 1:21pm On Jun 22, 2017
congratulations dear more grace ahead
Crime › Re: 3 Headless Bodies Found In 80-year-old Herbalist’s House In Osun State (photos) by Funkybabee(f): 10:16am On Jun 22, 2017
haters just want to dirty the image of this state because they called us peaceful state!!!
kontinue
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Watched Churchill Touch His Mother Inappropriately (Leaked Chat) by Funkybabee(f): 8:53pm On Jun 21, 2017
edaku Seun what is happening to your site today cuz I don't understand daku daji battery
Family › Re: "My Husband Is Molesting Our 12-Year-Old Househelp" - Nigerian Woman (Screenshot by Funkybabee(f): 10:21am On Jun 21, 2017
I don't know why some women are so stupid, a man done Something big like that and u are still there and complaining .se won so orire Mon be ni seriously the Lord will punish you for those innocent death cuz u are the one that caused it.


even if Will open the story to the bottom we Will find ur fault in ur husband behavior I don't pity u cuz u are a stupid woman if u are reading my post


and I can't blame u is because most of u are dependant stupid wife
Fashion › Re: Lady's Before And After Makeover Photos Got Tongues Wagging by Funkybabee(f): 8:19pm On Jun 20, 2017
Aiyele oooo ibosi oo
Romance › Re: The Traditional Marriage Of Two Nairalanders (pic) by Funkybabee(f): 10:44am On Jun 20, 2017
congratulations may God bless ur new home
Celebrities › Re: Little Girl Rocks Ankara Braids To Mark Birthday (photos) by Funkybabee(f): 7:37pm On Jun 19, 2017
she is too pretty !!!! seriously I love it
Christianity Etc › Re: A Simple Rebuttal To One Very Common Argument Made By Atheists . by Funkybabee(f): 9:31am On Jun 19, 2017
for you atheist check this and read it
morning pancake

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was Albert Einstein.
Crime › Re: Evans: I Gave My Father N3m, SUV And A Hilux Van; Why I Didn't Enjoy My Money by Funkybabee(f): 9:00am On Jun 19, 2017
soberdrunk:
I have never seen or heard a 'criminal' sing so much in my entire life, this guy is a disgrace to the 'criminal' world, i wonder how he was even able to make so much money if he is such a weakling and a loud mouth........ angry
maybe u haven't be in police custody before
u think say nah America when dey go they used mouth to threaten u.thou I haven't be in there but I have them as a friends
Celebrities › Beware Of Fraudster Nairalanders by Funkybabee(op): 9:34pm On Jun 18, 2017
happy fab Sunday!!!
and beware of fraudsters their hustle is real u can feel free to contact them and shower them with big blessing (u know wat I mean)Mr john. indeed


there mssg nowadays is a lot

Politics › Re: #BuhariAbsenteePresident Trends On Twitter by Funkybabee(f): 9:03pm On Jun 17, 2017
some comments here can makes u to burst of laughs
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans' Wife, Uchenna Onwuamadike Cries & Begs Nigerians (Photo) by Funkybabee(f): 8:24pm On Jun 17, 2017
but madam u dey lie gan oo how can u not know that he is rich and u and ur children went to Ghana for Xmas celebration for just 200,000 abah u don't know he is rich and he has 2 houses and 3 cars madam !!! he threatened to beat u if u check his phone is that possible why don't u suspect him them and try if he will truly do so and save the future of ur kids as like now

madam 3gbosa for u
TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by Funkybabee(f): 7:23pm On Jun 17, 2017
bosslady1991:
Lol @ "dindinrin he dey do". It is truly dindinrin
yea,make we just they watch them like that, we don't even know what they go bring next week
TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by Funkybabee(f): 8:22pm On Jun 16, 2017
bosslady1991:
For real? I missed that part sha. So the cover story was because of a sickness. Now I get it
yes, that was his excused he told them. because he don't want dea mok to know abt his son whereas it backfire him.but that director didn't do well about cp character cuz for almost three years he should have let us know that cp is fully prepare to fight that group,not these dindinrin he dey do now
TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by Funkybabee(f): 3:14pm On Jun 16, 2017
bosslady1991:
#ruler

Plot-wise there's nothing to to this drama. I love all the casts, so I am sticking around. Because I don't understand anymore, the Cp went away for 3years I think and he didn't make a concrete plan on how to defeat pyunsoo group? So far nothing has happened, there's no plan on ground. Nothing! And it's starting to feel like have been on this drama for a year already.

And please why is the king still wearing that mask? I thought we've passed that stage of trying to hide who the crown prince is. Why is the king wearing mask nitori olohun *deep sigh*
maybe u don't remember,
his father didn't told court that he is using a mask because he want to hide him from them, he said it's because of a sickness, only few people knew about it
Family › Re: Politician's Wife Caught Cheating In Delta With Another Man (Photos, Video) by Funkybabee(f): 2:47pm On Jun 16, 2017
ewoooo chineke!!!!!owo wogbo
Celebrities › Re: Orezi's Sister, Ann Esegine's Pre-Wedding Photos by Funkybabee(f): 12:54pm On Jun 16, 2017
whether she is ugly or not she has got her own husband
haters should go and find their own
I don't know why Seun don't upgrade nairaland self there would have been a different Gif video I will hv post here for haters
Celebrities › Re: Naming Ceremony Of Kunle Afod's Son (Photos) by Funkybabee(f): 12:02pm On Jun 16, 2017
waooooh so cute boy
congrats man
Family › Re: South African Man With 4 Wives Who Wants Other Men To Be Polygamous (Pics) by Funkybabee(f): 11:32am On Jun 16, 2017
Jakumo:
Chai Diariz God o. I don take style dey fear you, as I dey so.
don't fear me oooo na a joke nah lolllll

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