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PoliticsRe: TUC Rejects New Electricity Tariffs ! by Funkymallam(m): 10:08am On May 25, 2012
chuks49: Peter Esele is a sellout, he has done it before he will do it again.
U know this guy well o.
Well am still watching him, maybe he wants to redeem his image after much bashing on twitter.

I dey watch!
PoliticsRe: 12,000 Youths Selected For Empowerment In Ohafia, Abia by Funkymallam(m): 6:43pm On May 24, 2012
This is about Hon. Arunsi, nothing good have ever occured with Gov. T. A. Orji.
CrimeRe: Five Bank Employees Arrested For Attempted Robbery - GTB At Gbagada by Funkymallam(m): 6:18pm On May 24, 2012
[quote author=fried-rice]This is Buhari's fault[/quote]Like seriously, u mean Buhari's fault? cheesy angry shocked
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Fall In Love With Me? by Funkymallam(m): 11:17am On May 24, 2012
undecided
J12: Damn! I'm so hòrny
PoliticsRe: Anambra Spends N4bn On Orient Refinery To Be Commissioned In 2 Months by Funkymallam(m): 3:35pm On May 23, 2012
Nice
HealthRe: China’s New Lucrative Business: Dead Babies Turn Into Stamina Booster Pills!!! by Funkymallam(m): 5:55pm On May 22, 2012
Gosh!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Did You Apply For TIENS? by Funkymallam(m): 5:08pm On May 22, 2012
1. Offered a job without test or interview.
2. No contact address.
3. Site down.
4. Payment for training.


Simply: FRAUD!
EducationRe: Madonna University Bans Camera Phones by Funkymallam(m): 12:38pm On May 22, 2012
freecocoa: Since when did madonna become a university? huh

OP change thread title joor,this one is misleading.undecided
lolz. U mean o cheesy

Yaya ki ke?
Technology MarketRe: How To Use A BIS Plan On An Android Phone by Funkymallam(m): 10:14am On May 22, 2012
kayswag100: . . . that's why we the 'gate-keepers' join social sites as such to monitor instances of network glitches.
for y'all using the bsm for airtel for non BB phones, watch out!!!
See this one o, who u dey threaten? huh grin

If all u wrk where u claim u do, u need to be out of job ASAP cus airtel security n firewalls are the weakest in the country. angry cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nairaland 2012 Ethnic Census by Funkymallam(m): 10:05am On May 22, 2012
ballabriggs: Igbo people like to "claim relationship". I see why Osuofia the great sang the song, "Know mw when I'm poor not when I am rich, you claim relationship". They claim everybody around the Niger Delta are their brothers because of oil. I am sure if there was oil in Niger State they would tell you how their "Aunties Sister Brother Uncles Daughter" originated from Kontagora. My question now is, where did the Igbo man originate from? They would tell you they are Jews and they originated from Israel. Yet there is no clear link between them and the Jews. Uwazurike at a time was deceiving the 'inaga' riders in Owerri that they were working towards "unrestricted entry for Biafran's to Israel". For what now, to spread their 'Otokoto' lifestyle? Me thinks the Igbo man was banished from Congo for fraudulent practices. I have enough prove to this.
Somebody is beating the war drum. cheesy angry

Where is my popcorn and soda? grin :p
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Didier Drogba Confirms Chelsea Exit' by Funkymallam(m): 9:37am On May 22, 2012
Thanx for the gr8 8yrs u brought joy to us, wishing u all d best in ur future endevour.

Thnx for the Champions league trophy, its the right time to quit, on high and with pride.

U will always be rememered as a LEGEND in Chelsea!

PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Suicide Attacker John Akpabu Arrested At Radio House Abuja by Funkymallam(m): 9:14pm On May 21, 2012
Mr. John Akpbu is frm the same ethnic group with the minister of info.

His brother was a police officer who died some yrs ago, he got those materials: the three tear gas canister and live ammo when they went to clear the late brothers house in kaduna. For fear of being arrested if he try returning them to the police, he rather decided to take them to the radio house, with the intention of handing them over to his kingsman, Labaran Maku.

How the hell did the media and police renamed a tear gas canister to hand granade? Smh


They should free that man jor and they need to be sued for battery.
PhonesRe: I Registered For Etranzact Pocketmoni And I'm Loving It! by Funkymallam(m): 7:15pm On May 21, 2012
speedy4u: @Funkymallam. Pls which card type did you use ie VISA, verve, mastercard or etranzact? 2ndly, which city do you live because it could be possibly that thr r pocketmoni agents in ur city. 3rdly I may assist: pls refer below to my earlier answer to similar request
I use verve and visa master card. I stay in kano.
PoliticsRe: Nairaland 2012 Ethnic Census by Funkymallam(m): 6:43pm On May 21, 2012
cyril83: So Nlanding is what u do thru out the day, no wonder u have diff identity here
I give up!
Diff indentity? sad


@OP.
Change the pool to the geopolitical regions. Thnx
PoliticsRe: Nairaland 2012 Ethnic Census by Funkymallam(m): 6:39pm On May 21, 2012
cyril83: typography error
Not again!
WTF IS TYPOGRAPHY ERROR? angry
EducationRe: RIOT In Anambra State University (ANSU) Uli Over School Fees by Funkymallam(m): 9:59am On May 21, 2012
How much is the sch fees?
EducationRe: RIOT In Anambra State University (ANSU) Uli Over School Fees by Funkymallam(m): 8:17am On May 21, 2012
callydon: For those who are justifying d sending out of students 4rm exam hall b'cos of skool fees,I av one question 4U.If U are a finalist n for some reason COMPLETELY beyond ur help U cud nt PAY ur skool fees n U were sent out. Do U knw dat means Automatic EXTRA YEAR n at d end of it all,U'll still be expected to pay d fees even after it had cost u an EXTRA year...
4rm my own point of view, its nt fair n its nt right.
After all U'll still pay all outstanding fees b4 ur clearance.
Bros, how much is this fee we are talking about?

Why rioting when u are @ fault?
Ppl borrow money to pay fees or gets a senior lectuer to stand for dem if they are of good behaviour.
PoliticsRe: RMAFC Slashes Reps’ Allowances By 80% by Funkymallam(m): 5:35pm On May 20, 2012
pDude: The allowances were just slashed on paper. The looting of the treasury will continue as usual. Business as usual.

Sick country. Thank God I have finally left that hellhole
Dr. Where u run go?
PhonesRe: I Registered For Etranzact Pocketmoni And I'm Loving It! by Funkymallam(m): 4:28pm On May 20, 2012
speedy4u: @ITBomb. I'm happy 2 hear that too. Now you understand why I said that "...I'M LOVING IT !!"

Enjoy!
Why cant i fund mine using my card? Cant go to d bank nw.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan's Speech At Enugu Is Treasonable by Funkymallam(m): 3:00pm On May 20, 2012
And supposedly matured minds are arguing this? Smh sad


I noticed a trend on nairaland, start a topic, highlight the portion that suits ur lie or write another post to explain their 'spin and spell'. Then others join the bandwagon cus its easier to read few lines and proceed to spew rubbish.

@Op i knw u are not dat daft but just want to have fun.

1. Why the first post explaing and confusing ppl with ur lieing logic?
2. U should have only post the article and allow ppl to deduce if that was what the president meant.

U need to tell urself the truth cus u are sounding so daft here.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan's Speech At Enugu Is Treasonable by Funkymallam(m): 2:48pm On May 20, 2012
jmaine: I have said what needs to be said . . . the OP and his supporters need some real comprehension to do . .Are you among them . . cheesy
U dey mind ppl wey carry xpo frm pry sch? cheesy
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan's Speech At Enugu Is Treasonable by Funkymallam(m): 2:45pm On May 20, 2012
alj harem: LOL I can see Jamine and Funkeymallam watching grin grin grin grin

I would respectfully like to read what these two say (no disrespect wink)
Still going through the post. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Rate Mikel Obi's Performance In The Champions League Final by Funkymallam(m): 1:46pm On May 20, 2012
Maranzano: Obi played very well. He worked so hard in winning the ball and spreading the passes. He is a fantastic player but in football, the goal scorers grab the headlines and win the awards. Didier Drogba has demonstrated that he is the most reliable striker to depend on when it matters most. Credit should be given to the entire Chelsea defence line for withstanding the attacking onslaugth of the Bavarians. It was a sweet victory for Chelsea after several attempts in the past. Blue is the colour of Europeean football for the next one year. Savour your victory guys, many did not give you any chance to win.
Ekans: Mikels performance was average,the match was won by Drogba and Cech pure and simple.
U were asked to rate Mikel's performance and not compare him with others.
No wonder our educational system is in shambles.

@Op.
I rate him 8/10
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:20am On May 20, 2012
51 pages under 24hrs!

Blue is really the colour!
Haterz have joined in d celebrations sef.
At last our Veteran Heroes can now retire with pride!

Drogba is a Legend!

This was the best bday gift to the best keeper in the world. PETRE CECH! Happy bday man.


KTBFFH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 10:36pm On May 19, 2012
CHAMPIONS!


BLUE IS THE COLOUR...
CHELSEA IS THE TEAM ....
WE ARE TOGETHER...
WINNING IS OUR AIM...
SO TRU D RAIN N SUN...
FORT CHELSEA... CHELSEA IS THE TEAM!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:04pm On May 19, 2012
Bosingwa sha, angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 7:45pm On May 19, 2012
Game on
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 7:26pm On May 19, 2012
fredoooooo: funkymallam still on the mortar grin grin grin grin , my paddy roland go show later i trust him grin grin
mkmyers they paraga joint they drink with him people grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
My mortar dey intact! grin grin

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