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PoliticsRe: Democracy Day Church Service: GEJ Refuse To Say "Amen" To Anti-corruption Prayer by Funkymallam(m): 10:52am On May 28, 2012
ujchief: hahahaha, PointB has finally given up on his incompetent oga! Welcome aboard! Stil waiting for Leomax and then Beaf.
You must have condoled so much nonescense that u had to throw in the towel.
CyberG: Why?? Ain't you one of the tribalists whose only panacea to every problem in the country is breakup never building up and challenging this bastard president? So you are disappointed because he didn't say amen?? How about people like you who are too blind and tribalistic to see that killing corrupt leaders like Retardeen and his ilk is the real solution to Nigeria's problem? Are you not one of the fools who attack Buhari or any NONE Ibo leader even if they have done what the dredge of the earth president Jonathan has not done in 10 years??
U ppl should free the guy jor, he isnt a blind supporter lyk most ACN goons here, when GEJ go wrong, we condem him and not ignore it. sad
PoliticsRe: Democracy Day Church Service: GEJ Refuse To Say "Amen" To Anti-corruption Prayer by Funkymallam(m): 10:29am On May 28, 2012
jmaine: So the ruthless eye punching and Jugular tearing address was aired live on NTA grin . . . .

The reverend na real wosky preacher cheesy . . . . . Afraid catch all of them . . . .
Na s person wey invite d guy i dey pity sef, NTA no knw hw to break d transmission sef. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Democracy Day Church Service: GEJ Refuse To Say "Amen" To Anti-corruption Prayer by Funkymallam(m): 9:44am On May 28, 2012
ifihearam: Is sahara report and official report?
So where a president,governors and ministers are no nigerian media was present abi?
Why didn't vanguard,guardian,punch. Etal carry dis
So no tv station was present to cover the srvice
So they do not want to make a headline that will make them sell??

@poster
Lies upon lies
Guy, shushhhh! angry

It was live yersterday around 4pm on NTA. I watched it, u dnt expect NTA to show such again, do u?
PoliticsRe: Democracy Day Church Service: GEJ Refuse To Say "Amen" To Anti-corruption Prayer by Funkymallam(m): 9:41am On May 28, 2012
maasoap: Are you sure that this Rev actually said all this to the face of Jona the grand master of corruption? Ah, kudos to him!
It was live on NTA yesterday, i was execting the usual blessings n cursing enemies but this Akinola went for the presidency and the politicians.
PoliticsRe: Democracy Day Church Service: GEJ Refuse To Say "Amen" To Anti-corruption Prayer by Funkymallam(m): 9:39am On May 28, 2012
doofanc: Ach Peter Akinola has never been a man to equivocate on pertinent issues like this, regardless of the status of the person(s) involved.

May God continue to bless and empower you sir, Amen.
Have knwn Arc Bishop Peter Jasper Akinola for sometime nw, the man is ruthless.

I watched the service live on NTA and all that is written in that article is correct. I wonder what GEJ will do to the person that ihvited Akinola as guest speaker.

He was attacking dem all and they were sooo stuned! sad
PoliticsRe: Meet The Smallest Nigerian Graduate! by Funkymallam(m): 3:29pm On May 27, 2012
shocked shocked
RomanceRe: JOIN! Nigerian Girls Are Beautiful Page by Funkymallam(m): 3:27pm On May 27, 2012
U are a .... angry

awh, forgotten its children's day.
RomanceRe: Romantic Message To All by Funkymallam(m): 3:21pm On May 27, 2012
* gives the tin above me an awkening slap*
PoliticsRe: Legislative Scorecard! How Have Your Senators And Reps Fared? by Funkymallam(m): 3:13pm On May 27, 2012
ismhab: MISSING!!! MISSING!!!
PLEASE WHO EVER KNOWS THE WHERE ABOUT OF THE SENATOR REPRESENTING ANAMBRA CENTRAL SHOULD PLEASE CONTACT THIS NUMBER 08035425662, HE WAS LAST SEEN IN LONDON SHOPING.
Abeg i no wan lafff o grin
PoliticsRe: Legislative Scorecard! How Have Your Senators And Reps Fared? by Funkymallam(m): 1:58pm On May 27, 2012
stepo707: I dont know my senators and house of reps members representing my constituency and i dont give a Poo after all the whole national assembly are all useless set of old men and women.e.g ita giwa
smh
RomanceRe: Can You Date Your Friend Younger Sister? by Funkymallam(m): 1:11pm On May 27, 2012
U want to dat her or u want to straf her? undecided
RomanceRe: Damn by Funkymallam(m): 1:09pm On May 27, 2012
undecided
PoliticsRe: Legislative Scorecard! How Have Your Senators And Reps Fared? by Funkymallam(m): 1:05pm On May 27, 2012
Biggyd2: Me too o! i no know!!!. Rubbish people
check this link and get to knw them.

http://csrwestafrica.com/senate/
EducationRe: OAU-Ife Post-UTME 2012/2013 Result Is Out! by Funkymallam(m): 1:00pm On May 27, 2012
godstino: mr man i wud appreciate if you can get the card for the guy by that amount..and by ur talk, it seems u are nowhere near oau cos its no longer news that the card costs #3350 plus 150 for my transport...you can call oxygen to verify the amount since you are a thomas
N3500 for just scratch card? Oga o angry
PoliticsRe: Legislative Scorecard! How Have Your Senators And Reps Fared? by Funkymallam(m): 12:42pm On May 27, 2012
A link below to help u knw ur senators.

http://csrwestafrica.com/senate/
PoliticsRe: Legislative Scorecard! How Have Your Senators And Reps Fared? by Funkymallam(m): 12:26pm On May 27, 2012
A very good thread will be back
PoliticsRe: Igbos Unite For 2015 Presidency by Funkymallam(m): 8:28am On May 27, 2012
alj harem: why do you say so ?

Roachas comes to mind, in as much as I always go for competence and merit; Rocahas ticks it for me.

A Roachas Presidential candidate would get my vote anytime anyday.

My brother 2015 is indeed the year were all Nigerian must unite to vote for a GOOD Igbo president and I am sure there are a lot out there. I don't subscribe to the idea of Igbos not producing the president for years while others do, it is wrong IMO
Are u the one typing this? Op u no just wan pull ppl legs?

Abokina grin grin
PoliticsRe: NNPC: "Oil Thieves Have Hijacked Political Power!" by Funkymallam(m): 1:33pm On May 26, 2012
Saviours have arrived @ last. grin grin

GEJ have now become d GMD of NNPC? Propagander gone badt grin

We can now see who went off topic first cus of his hard on with a particular name. Bad tin bad o cheesy
PoliticsRe: NNPC: "Oil Thieves Have Hijacked Political Power!" by Funkymallam(m): 1:00pm On May 26, 2012
alj harem: Gbawe is making it clear that corruption is irrespective of ethnicity, I don't understand the reason for the insults here ?
Abokina yaya ka ke?

Who is insulting who here, i bliv u knw the answer. I dnt go dat line as u knw me, its too childish.
PoliticsRe: NNPC: "Oil Thieves Have Hijacked Political Power!" by Funkymallam(m): 12:32pm On May 26, 2012
Gbawe: Are you a 50 year old man who thinks himself a 14 year old girl? Nothing else can explain this your crush that makes you enter threads, ignore subject matter, and focus on one poster alone time after frigging time. Simply incredible that you can't stop yourself from doing this from one thread to the next. Loser.
See this bitterness o cheesy
Wasnt quoting u again, u r now really crying. *hands him a handkerchief*. Na vex o grin grin
PoliticsRe: NNPC: "Oil Thieves Have Hijacked Political Power!" by Funkymallam(m): 12:28pm On May 26, 2012
Gbawe: Here we go again. Are you going to turn this into another ten page affair as you normally do, once Gbawe is involved, while you ignore the substantive issue? Dude, look at yourself!!!! Look at your first response here that shows you only joined this thread to comment on Gbawe. Are you not ashamed to seem this much of stalker totally besothed with others:



What have you said above you have not already said a million times? Why say it one more time? If I then say you are a stalker, with numerous undoubted evidence showing you are, you go into denial mode. Sad sap. Abeg focus on your numerous boyfriends here. I am not interested in your obsessive attention. If you had much of a life, you would not be so affected by anonymous folks you chat to online. Loser.
Sulking as usual, dude i wasnt even talking to u, y pick on me and still call me a stalker? cheesy

U really need help. grin
PoliticsRe: NNPC: "Oil Thieves Have Hijacked Political Power!" by Funkymallam(m): 12:25pm On May 26, 2012
aletheia: ^Whining like the baby you are. This all you have been saying on this thread. What happened to your usual bloated hot air filled epistles. Reduced you to apoplectic rage, have I? Well I hope you don't burst a vein. Now respond to the points raised by others above. Or leave the kitchen.


^But that is exactly what you are - a wimp and crybaby. . .I have called your motives into question. Deal with it and stop whinging and wringing your hands all over this thread.

^Story, story. You are the biggest liar and they say liars must havei good memories. Now you waffle and wriggle like the slimy cockroach you are - caught in the glare of light. Here is the rubbish you wrote on January 2:


Readers can judge for themselves how you have shifted ground. In your state of fantasy, you likened GEJ to Ghaddafi. Really?


^Who is following who around? How many of your stupid threads have I posted on? Not even on that shameful thread where you were exposed as a lying propagandist. Like I said you take your crap more serious than you ought to.



^ grin grin grin Keep going round in circles, snapping at your own tail like the mange-infested cur you are.


I find this an amusing thread. . .Gbawe reduced to bumbling apoplectic rage. No doubt, sniffling and wiping away tears as he types his new catchphrases - 'wimp', 'crybaby', 'clannish', &c. grin grin grin Come on, I am sure you can roll out better insults than that. You can follow my lead, for example, I have likened you to a slimy cockroach and a mange-infested cur.
A knockout by unilateral decision grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: NNPC: "Oil Thieves Have Hijacked Political Power!" by Funkymallam(m): 12:24pm On May 26, 2012
PointB: This clown really think to much of himself! Follow you around? Who has time for an arsehole? I only once a while throw spanners in your propaganda work, so that you know u cannot fool everyone all the time. I don't have time to dedicate to your vain self, if you really care to know. But your sad self would rather always think too much of yourself, simply because no one else does! You are the victim of self here, and it is your parent who gave the world a sad man who would have better off wasted in a Mouth Action!
Everybody is following him around in his lil mind. cheesy

He always starts what he can not finish and when u try to give him some brain cells he go about calling u names, i dnt knw if its genetic. grin grin

The guy is lost and quote everybody in his gayyish way and still accuse them of following him around. I do feel sorry for him grin
PoliticsRe: NNPC: "Oil Thieves Have Hijacked Political Power!" by Funkymallam(m): 12:20pm On May 26, 2012
Gbawe: Yet another besothed m.o.ron. Do you guys have no life to the extent you can focus this obdurately on anonymous online personalities? When have you ever joined a thread to give your opinion and forge your own NL identity instead of stalking others?
Who is stalking who?
Did i quote u? cheesy
O-Liar is being dealt a knockout here and the gayyish tin has started following me about sulking again. grin grin cheesy

Get a life dude, u r lost! grin grin
PoliticsRe: NNPC: "Oil Thieves Have Hijacked Political Power!" by Funkymallam(m): 12:05pm On May 26, 2012
aletheia: An interesting reaction. So how many times did you call me an i[/b]diot in this post of yours. Did I insult you in any way? Is the rubbish you wrote above "criticism"? You have an agenda which you try to pass off as objective criticism. . .but we will not be fooled by you hypocrite. You are a name-dropping beleaguered foo[i]l[/i]. Who said anything about your criticizing OBJ and Yar'Adua? Does that burnish your credentials with me?

Let us examine how this thread has evolved.
First you post an article in which the NNPC alleges that crude oil thieves have taken over government at the local government levels in the ND and are positioning themselves to influence the elections into the posts of governors, a development which if not tackled will possibly lead to their having influence on a future presidential choice.

So the article talks about future projections.
Two questions/comments from [b]Kobojunkie
and bayooooooo followed:




Their contributions bring quite clearly to the fore that NNPC can not be distanced in any way from the theft that goes on in the industry. . . and your tepid response is this:


So you insinuate that the oil theft is possible because of GEJ and Allison effectively controlling the sector. . .obviously ignoring the oil theft that has been going on even before the advent of these two. You reference to GEJ as "the MEND President" quite clearly reveals your mindset. Mr I-also-criticized-OBJ, where were you when MV Africa Pride (a whole ship for crying out loud) disappeared from under the noses of the Navy during OBJ's time as oil minister.

As it is I ignore most of your posts anyway - they are worthless drivel and garbage propaganda from one who takes himself entirely too serious. But from time to time I will intervene to show what egregiously untrue rubbish it is that you post. . .clannish dolt. Get ready for many more years of heartache because of GEJ.
Are u just getting to knw him?
He gets a hardon mentioning that name, GEJ. No matter what is being discussed he has been programmed to get the president into it no matter how foolish he might be sounding.

When objectivity is lost, he resort to insults. Dnt knw if he was raised that way or what. Its pathetic! sad
PoliticsRe: The President Northerners Want - Sule Lamido by Funkymallam(m): 11:31am On May 26, 2012
Every region wants the presidency, this is the bane of the Nigerian society. So sad! sad

Gov. Sule Lamido is a pure hausa man and have refused to join the bandwagon that claims the Gen. Buhari was misquoted, i wonder if those propagandist are more hausa that Lamido. huh
Even Gen. Buhari have not come out to say he was misquoted but ppl are now interpreting his language to him to suit their propagander.
PoliticsRe: Worst Governor And Slowest Developing States In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 11:11am On May 26, 2012
U ppl should stop lumping all the northern governors together as worst. Is it becus we dnt have e warriors lyk u guys? huh

Accepted we have a pretty number of poor performing governors but not all and most of u that keep calling their names have never set ur foot in any northern state.

We still have good ones lyk:
1. Sule Lamido (Jigawa state).
2. Dankwambo (Gombe state).
2. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso (kano state).
And some others.

I believe its unfair also to mention Peter Obi and Rochas here.
CultureRe: Do Edo (Bini) People See Themselves As Yorubas? by Funkymallam(m): 9:51am On May 26, 2012
lipsrsealed undecided grin
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Thinks Mark Zuckerberg's Wedding Was Cheap by Funkymallam(m): 5:37pm On May 25, 2012
texazzpete: At last! Someone with a brain who gets it!

Linda Ikeji is just smartly doing what any savvy blogger would do - trolling her readerbase to get more hits and thus more ad impressions. I'd say she has succeeded admirably here!
I wonder o. See them e-warriors killing themselves while Linda and Seun are smiling to d bank.


Anytin for d damn TRAFFIC! cheesy
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Browse The Internet 24/7 On Your Laptop Or Desktop With Just N1500 by Funkymallam(m): 2:52pm On May 25, 2012
Using MTN BIS. The threads are on nairaland and google can also be useful. cheesy

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