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AutosRe: ** 1001 REASONS YOU MUST BUY / PRE ORDER YOUR NEXT CAR FROM INSPIRED AUTOS ** by Funkymallam(m): 9:23pm On Apr 02, 2012
Pls, hw much will it cost to land a golf3 wagon?
PoliticsRe: Lagos ACN Elders Ask Tinubu To Consider Running For Presidency by Funkymallam(m): 7:15pm On Apr 02, 2012
jmaine: https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_miketyslaugh.pngThe rouge is aware that even the gods would deny him that wish
Sure man. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Lagos ACN Elders Ask Tinubu To Consider Running For Presidency by Funkymallam(m): 6:46pm On Apr 02, 2012
dayokanu: I am very sure Asiwaju Bola Tinubu would be a million times better than the dullard we have in Aso Rock currently.

I mean Odechukwu reetardeen the drunk fisherman
But he is not getting there even in his dream cheesy
PoliticsRe: The Benin-Lagos Expressway Has Finally Been Fixed? by Funkymallam(m): 6:41pm On Apr 02, 2012
greateros: Mallam! what are u blabbing about?
the contract on that road is supposed to be 4-lanes on both sides [approved and award by yar adua]just like the expansion of abuja airport road!

besides what advanced stage are u talking about? they are still working on the same old dual lane which basically comprise of patching up and asphalt laying. their is no new expansion yet!

Point of correction: I DON'T HATE THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT - I CAMPAIGNED AGAINST IT DOESN'T MEAN I HATE IT! BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO ACCEPT EVERY LIE SO AS NOT TO BE CALLED ANTI-CURRENT REGIME!
The joke is on u.
Keep running around the market naked! cheesy
PoliticsRe: The Benin-Lagos Expressway Has Finally Been Fixed? by Funkymallam(m): 6:09pm On Apr 02, 2012
greateros: Mallam! what are u blabbing about?
the contract on that road is supposed to be 4-lanes on both sides [approved and award by yar adua]just like the expansion of abuja airport road!

besides what advanced stage are u talking about? they are still working on the same old dual lane which basically comprise of patching up and asphalt laying. their is no new expansion yet!

Point of correction: I DON'T HATE THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT - I CAMPAIGNED AGAINST IT DOESN'T MEAN I HATE IT! BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO ACCEPT EVERY LIE SO AS NOT TO BE CALLED ANTI-CURRENT REGIME!
PoliticsRe: Lagos ACN Elders Ask Tinubu To Consider Running For Presidency by Funkymallam(m): 5:41pm On Apr 02, 2012
[quote author=ekt_bear]Obama's birthday. Did you see the governor of Illinois or whatever posting sycophantic, c0ckfondling pictures on facebook about Obama (as Aregbesola did for Tinubu)?

Did you see Obama shut down the senate for his birthday celebration?

Did you see Obama eating a N1 million cake (Ok fine, the # is probably inflated, but still.)

The man does not understand what leadership is about.

It was a very disgusting display of arrogance, to be quite honest.

Yeah, really hard to like Tinubu...very vain, froglike, toadish looking man[/quote]Dnt mind Gbawe, dnt knw if he is part of the elders sef.
Anything ACN is gud in his sight.
PoliticsRe: Lagos ACN Elders Ask Tinubu To Consider Running For Presidency by Funkymallam(m): 5:37pm On Apr 02, 2012
Gbawe: Dude, the same can be said of at least 90% of our politicians !!!! Yet IBB (12 billion dollars gulf war windfall) and Atiku (PTDF conviction) ran for the Presidency. I just don't understand the emotion displayed when Tinubu is mentioned. One would think he is the Hitler of Nigeria whereas in reality, Tinubu is nowhere near as malevolent as many who have truly destroyed Nigeria, over many decades (like IBB, Anenih, OBJ et al) and are always looking for a chance to do more damage.

OBJ, Anenih and GEJ backed the "stepping down" charade that saw Bamanga Tukur become PDP Chairman. It was the same as Odili, Duke, Okorochas et al "stepping down" for Yar Adua in 2006. The Tukur win is the beginning of the plot in aid of letting a disastrously incompetent President continue beyond 2015. Focus on that my friend. That is the real danger. I.e 'awon boys' ensuring GEJ remains beyond 2015 so the looting and destructively inept leadership going on right now continues. Focus on that instead of distracting yourself with Tinubu as they want you to do.
Bros, nobody saiid he can not contest but even he himself knws he wont go near. Those elders have a right to ask him to enter the race but i tell u most of them are self-serving.

The same reason IBB can not win the presidency.
PoliticsRe: Lagos ACN Elders Ask Tinubu To Consider Running For Presidency by Funkymallam(m): 5:21pm On Apr 02, 2012
alj harem: LOL grin grin grin grin grin

Even if odua nation forms today as we speak Tinubu would never ever be the president. This man is funny to say the very least
U dey mind those elders? Na to get more of dat N1m cake and take aways dem want.


I dey grin grin grin like obj.
PoliticsRe: What Do You Think About Tinubu For President ? by Funkymallam(m): 4:55pm On Apr 02, 2012
Like obj, i dey grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Lady That Is A Glutton? by Funkymallam(m): 1:48pm On Apr 02, 2012
[quote author=Natasha,,]Just five slices of bread and fried egg? shocked undecided that's not even enough for my younger sister, I eat 8 slices to get full and 6 if I don't want to eat much. [/quote]U see. So even after several explanations u cant get it?

Ok, say after me, WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD + 6 FRIED EGGS + A JUG OF TEA!

U ubderstand nw abi?
PoliticsRe: The Benin-Lagos Expressway Has Finally Been Fixed? by Funkymallam(m): 1:18pm On Apr 02, 2012
greateros: M0r0n! keep deluding yourself!

Nigerians stop letting yourselves be fooled by this PDP propaganda machines! Benin-lagos expressway is still as it is! unless the repair was done last week cause i passed the road on Friday march 23rd! Its even worse now that the rains are here!

Besides, that road is suppose to be expanded to 4 lanes on both sides not patching up the death trap!

You all know that if that road has been repaired or expanded, beef would av taken the trouble to go and get us the real photos instead of linking us to Lindaikeji a blogger doing everything possible to attract traffic to her blog!

They are bloody RAZISTS ni! you are bloody ode gan! grin grin
Do u need to lie to make a point?
U cant say its as it used to be. They are working seriously on it and the work gave reached an advanced stage. Just a lil axis to fix.

I knw u hate the present gov but dnt b petty about it. The joke is on u.
InvestmentRe: Dangote To Step Down As Chairman Of Dangote Cement To List On LSE by Funkymallam(m): 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2012
Going places.
RomanceRe: Very Pretty Girls Do U Find It Difficult To Make Friends by Funkymallam(m): 10:56am On Apr 02, 2012
Watching this thread!
ProgrammingRe: Build A JAMB Result Checking Website To Win 150,000 Naira by Funkymallam(m): 10:17am On Apr 02, 2012
realpeople: The money is too small compared to what the website will generate. shocked shocked

THese are my requirements

1. I can only come in here when the prize tag is N2.5 million. So that i wont be angry in future when my work is making waves in the market.
2. I will be one of the administrators to the DB
3. JAMB will employ me on different base along side my co-workers

If all these requirements are met then expect my script on Friday.
Dreamer! Dream on.
PoliticsRe: Can ECOWAS Threaten Nigeria To Return To Civilian Rule In Case Of A Coup? by Funkymallam(m): 9:21am On Apr 02, 2012
[quote author=musiwa.]the western niger has over 40 universities and about 40 television station. Do you know any west africa nation that have that. the north has about 40 universities and about 40 television station too. there are more than 20 military barrack in the western niger and the north has more than 20 army barrack . no west africa country has that. so you can see the problem.

The western Niger or north niger is more worst than any west africa country in GDP.[/quote]Who gave this guy another crack thos early? huh
EducationRe: Pictures Of Coffins Placed In Front Of UNIBEN Bursar's Residence by Funkymallam(m): 7:58pm On Apr 01, 2012
ikechiozo: @Bluetooth at times i wonder how old you are and find it hard to believe that with all ur tribally motivated comments on Nairaland you ve not received any BAN. It all shows that the owner of Nairaland is in support of your actions. Mehn this must stop and u need to grow up!!!!
Not really, he has been banned b4 but released later. Even if u ban him completely he will easily create another moniker and continue his past time.


He need serious help.
EducationRe: Pictures Of Coffins Placed In Front Of UNIBEN Bursar's Residence by Funkymallam(m): 7:53pm On Apr 01, 2012
[quote author=~Bluetooth]Alhaji bini people are like ibos.they do jazz pass yoruba.have you forgotten the last cursing session organized by their oracle oba ?[/quote]Must u a bigot always? U no dey tire ni?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Funkymallam(m): 2:59pm On Apr 01, 2012
That Dr. Ngozi resigned.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brand New Nairaland Theme by Funkymallam(m): 2:22pm On Apr 01, 2012
freecocoa: Oya extend some come my side na.wink
sure. :*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brand New Nairaland Theme by Funkymallam(m): 1:56pm On Apr 01, 2012
mukina2: grin
U are laughing abi? After una dey form fight wey i been wan watch with my gwugwuru and epa. angry grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brand New Nairaland Theme by Funkymallam(m): 1:38pm On Apr 01, 2012
freecocoa: I dey o my bros,you just dey chop your money alone abi?
Kai! Hw i go eat alone and forget my cocoa? Mbanu....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: John Terry Appointed Player-manager For England For Euro' 12 by Funkymallam(m): 1:36pm On Apr 01, 2012
[quote author=Engr. Chris]Why is that his case of racism have not been settled england FA went and give him a player manager while not them coach of England team, if is Suarez they will give 8 match band without looking back. That shows England FA racism fight are not real, it only work against foriegners. If not they could have not delay his judgement, no even talk about the time he betray his teammate by taking bridge ex girl friend.[/quote]U really need to start reading articles in full, u just fell for d second April fool's gimmicks again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: John Terry Appointed Player-manager For England For Euro' 12 by Funkymallam(m): 1:34pm On Apr 01, 2012
tribalism: you are really the world funkiest mallam.
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: John Terry Appointed Player-manager For England For Euro' 12 by Funkymallam(m): 1:33pm On Apr 01, 2012
SmartCount: B4 u people continue saying the information is false/april fool, why can't u just visit goil.com ang see it for ur self.
I think its u that needs to visit goal.com again and read the story to the end.
Gudluck.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brand New Nairaland Theme by Funkymallam(m): 1:23pm On Apr 01, 2012
7 pages and still counting. shocked
Over 80 profiles viewing this page and they were all threatening to leave nairaland. cheesy


Moral of the story: Nigerians a jokers! grin angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brand New Nairaland Theme by Funkymallam(m): 1:19pm On Apr 01, 2012
freecocoa: He was only april fooling us guys,y'all should give it a rest.
Dnt mind dem, they take life too serious.
Hw u dey jare?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brand New Nairaland Theme by Funkymallam(m): 1:18pm On Apr 01, 2012
I knew it. Even wen seun and were forming fight, wanting nairalanders to fall for it. cheesy

when i predicted it wont last today, the hid my post. cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Jonathan Dissolves Cabinet After Ngozi Resigned. by Funkymallam(op): 12:55pm On Apr 01, 2012
[quote author=Engr. Chris]This d kind of people we need in our dear country 1. Daa Ngozi, Daa Akunyili, De Chukwuma Soludo, Uncle Anyim SSG, Uncle GEJ, Uncle Rochas,Uncle Amaechi, Uncle Akpabio and Daa Ezekwesili and many more.I'm happy for her and in support even if she didn't win the world bank president[/quote]Dream Engr. Wake up! angry
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Jonathan Dissolves Cabinet After Ngozi Resigned. by Funkymallam(op): 12:54pm On Apr 01, 2012
Wereh kpe: This woman is self centred o

So after removing fuel subsidy so she n her politicians can increase their quarterly allowances from 15m to 27m she wants to run away?
She no go win! i pray she no win sef. She is a thief jare. Oleeeeeeeeeeeeee
Damn! Reading is really a problem for u. angry
Jokes EtcRe: Interested In Co-moderating This Section? by Funkymallam(m): 12:44pm On Apr 01, 2012
sylve11: Mikuz how

ur coffin market? cool
cheesy grin

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