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PoliticsRe: Aregbesola Commences Road Rehabilitation In Osun by Funkymallam(m): 11:40am On Mar 30, 2012
Yipeeeee Gbawe is back frm huh?
Wlkm back. grin
NYSCRe: Was The New Nysc Posting Policy Fully Implemented? by Funkymallam(m): 11:19am On Mar 30, 2012
Very good one, @ last a gud policy is being implemented.
PoliticsRe: The Story Of Ime Anwana, A Female Corp Member That Put Our Leaders To Shame! by Funkymallam(m): 9:43am On Mar 30, 2012
Watched it on newsline and was moved to tears.
HealthRe: 84 Percent Of Anti-malaria Drugs In Lagos Are Fake’ by Funkymallam(m): 8:54am On Mar 30, 2012
[quote author=Capt.Barbosa]Ibo made![/quote][quote author=~Bluetooth]direct from Onitsha underbridge. . Okoro with their fakeness.[/quote][quote author=Capt.Barbosa]Ibo made![/quote]Where was a tribe mentioned in the article? Una no dey tire?
CrimeRe: SSS Parades Seven Suspected Kidnappers Of Arab Businessman by Funkymallam(m): 8:50am On Mar 30, 2012
youngies: LOL. . . must they wear ashoebi even while kidnapping grin

Wedding - ashoebi
Burial - ashoebi
Naming - ashoebi
carnival - ashoebi
Kidnapping - ashoebi
Bank robbery - ashoebi

Our people sure knows how to take every good idea to a ridiculous level
i cudnt stop grin grin grin grin grin when i saw them on the national tv.
CrimeRe: Two British Nationals Ian Cunliff & Ofir More, Charged With Visa Fraud In Lagos by Funkymallam(m): 2:29pm On Mar 29, 2012
So them get this skill too?
InvestmentPhotonews: Pension Fund 'thieves' Arraigned In Abuja by Funkymallam(op): 2:21pm On Mar 29, 2012
FamilyRe: Court Dissolves 30-day-old Marriage, Asks Woman To Refund Dowry by Funkymallam(m): 2:12pm On Mar 29, 2012
freecocoa: Why not?provided you have about 50 milla in your account.smiley
if d guy saw list sef, na usain bolt e go do. Shey na only bride price dem dey pay ni?

Only list umu agboho sef gan. grin
EducationRe: No Questions From 'The Potters Wheel' & 'The Successor' In 2012 Jamb by Funkymallam(m): 12:21pm On Mar 29, 2012
Harmonyco: Plz can any one tell me why jamb told us to read THE POTTERS WHEEL and THE SUCCESSOR and we wasted our time reading that but not even a single question came out of it.
u really need to find that toilet. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Minister Of Petroleum,mrs.diezanialison-madueke's Secret Romance With Lag Bigboy by Funkymallam(m): 10:59am On Mar 29, 2012
After the mansion failed attempt, they are coming up with more lies. Smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AC Milan Vs Barcelona (0 - 0) On 28th March 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:38pm On Mar 28, 2012
Milan better go to camp nuo with a tanker of water for dat wicked pitch o. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AC Milan Vs Barcelona (0 - 0) On 28th March 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:35pm On Mar 28, 2012
executinal: grin grin grin
This ur laff dey contagious o grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AC Milan Vs Barcelona (0 - 0) On 28th March 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:34pm On Mar 28, 2012
Milan should get a vital goal jor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AC Milan Vs Barcelona (0 - 0) On 28th March 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:23pm On Mar 28, 2012
[quote author=treasure_mi]am seein draw in dis match o[/quote]Egbon, i don dey find u tire.

We tidy dem yesterday na.
Wlkm bck to nairaland grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Celebrates With Physically Challenged by Funkymallam(m): 5:03pm On Mar 28, 2012
Fhemmmy: What is he doing to change this
Sharing of indomies....


@op.
Pls, WTH is 'CELEBRATOR'?
PoliticsRe: GEJ Endorses Action Against BA, Virgin Atlantic Over Regional Fare Disparity by Funkymallam(m): 11:44am On Mar 28, 2012
dayorx: banning an airline because of expensive business and first class fares is just plain stupid. why dont you impose taxes on them and make them pay for landing slots just as Arik needs to pay at heathrow....how does banning slove any issue it is d common man that will suffer, people that fly economy. i'm sick and tired of GEJ and his knee jerk reactions to everytin....It just doesnt make economic sense..BA and Virgin employ Nigerians,sleep in nigerian hotels and pay bills here maintain offices this is just plain stupid.
And u think that will not further increase the fares charged?
PoliticsRe: Occupy Nigeria:North Youth Back Musiwa For President To Secure Their Future by Funkymallam(m): 9:15am On Mar 28, 2012
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 75% Of Nigerian, Do Not Like Jonathan Goodluck. by Funkymallam(m): 9:14am On Mar 28, 2012
OAM4J: ^ You are asking becomerich aka musiwa aka Uche2005 for evidence?

Are you looking for google maps grin
grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsNigeria Senate Reads Riot Act To Mali Coup Plotters. Considers Military Action. by Funkymallam(op): 5:05pm On Mar 27, 2012
Nigeria Senate Reads Riot Act To Mali Coup Plotters. Considers Military Action.

Nigerian senators on Tuesday dispatched a rare warning to Malian coup plotters who ousted that country’s elected government last week, threatening at a point, the use of force to restore Amadou Toure’s government in a strange diplomatic meddling that fleetingly portrayed Nigeria as the formidable regional big brother.

In a resolution to condemn the dramatic take-over of government and the suspension of Malian constitution by the soldiers, the lawmakers appeared furious at the development and tipped the rhetoric far above the expected, repeatedly mentioning military force as an option to restore normalcy.

One of the prayers canvassed for, by the sponsors of the motion was to mandate President Goodluck Jonathan to consider sending Nigeria’s military to eject the mutineers led by Captain Amadou Sanogo. The move was however defeated.

The events in Mali have drawn international condemnations from world powers like the United States and former colonial master, France.

Amid rising fears of a counter coup by soldiers loyal to the ousted president, the coup leader, Captain Sanogo has reassured of his control of the country, and has said the military would not keep power any longer than is necessary to deal with the Tuareg rebellion in the country’s north.

The Nigerian senators deplored the move and the senate president, David Mark, himself a former coup plotter, said a military take-over presented no solution to the insurgency in the north of the poor West African country.

“Coup used to be the order of the day,” he said. “Every country in Africa then felt that its military should be in charge of governance. But now I think they have learnt their lessons that military coup is no t only unwanted, but it is an aberration.”

Mr. Mark gave emphasis to call from a senator, Abdul Ningi (Bauchi state) for immediate Nigeria-led military invasion of Mali to oust the coup plotters.

“They should leave, and if they fail they can be forced to leave. Whatever they call it, coup, mutiny or insurrection; all we want is for the military to vacate,” Mr. Mark insisted.

The senate condemned the act, and demanded an immediate restoration of democracy within seven days, failing however, to state a punitive response. An earlier suggestion that Nigerian envoy to Mali be recalled was rejected.

Still, some senators saw the move somewhat intrusive, and a measure that may fetch no adherence coming from Nigeria - a known bastion of coup plots in the past.

“We don’t have the moral high ground and they will not listen to us,” advised Ahmed Makarfi, a Peoples Democratic Party senator from Kaduna State.


http://premiumtimesng.com/news/4417-nigeria_senate_reads_riot_act_to_mali_coup_plotters_weighs_milit.html
Gan gan grin
RomanceRe: To Whom It May Concern by Funkymallam(m): 11:31am On Mar 27, 2012
Who has done this to u? huh

*pulls his ears*
PoliticsRe: Will Kano Ever Be The Same Again? by Funkymallam(m): 8:28am On Mar 26, 2012
Jakumo: Why on earth would anyone who does not reside in Kano, Nigeria's fundamentalist terror staging point, care in the slightest what the phuck goes on there ?

More to the point, what contribution, if any, has Kano made to Nigeria, or even to itself, other than serve as a breeding ground for a bunch of muffuggus wearing Bin Laden beards, whose only job is ululating about being born to rule the indfidels ?

Kano is of no more importance to world events than is Kazakistan, Uzbekistan, or BinLadenistan, so forget about the place, and let it implode, in order that that Dawrin can get his job done already.
STFU!
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, More Than A Minister - Now A PDP Member? by Funkymallam(m): 8:19am On Mar 26, 2012
eledalo: I never knew she was a card carrying member of a political party, talkless of PDP. Always thought of her as non-aligned and purely interested in economics.

Here she is chilling with Odili and Tukur at the 2012 national convention of the party

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/news-page-images-480-wide/page_images/news/2012/okonjo_iweala_pdp.jpg
Its not a unity govt, PDP is the ruling party n she is a serving minister or are u daft to get this?

And hw did this trash find its way to the front page?

One day it will be Ngozi eating in a resturant. Smh
PhonesRe: What's The Best Nokia Phone? by Funkymallam(m): 9:00pm On Mar 25, 2012
emmydex: Want to sell it so I can get a bb, am currently selling some uk female shoes, so need it to S̶̲̥̅̊ƫɑ̣̣̝̇̇ƴ online 247. @ funkyz
k. For hw much is dat baby flying?
PoliticsRe: Who Is Your Most Unintelligent Governor??? by Funkymallam(m): 8:52pm On Mar 25, 2012
[quote author=mikedaniel76@gmail.com]Lols!! Dat was too harsh!![/quote]Trying to help d dude.
PoliticsRe: Who Is Your Most Unintelligent Governor??? by Funkymallam(m): 8:26pm On Mar 25, 2012
ifihearam: Rochas in not intelligent because ha has not really said any intelligent thing since he became governor of his state.
How can you declare free education from primary to tertiary level when even the federal government would not dare,meanwhile his counterpart in lagos state was increasing school fees in lagos state and from my limited knowledge,I believe lagos receives more allocation than Imo state.
For declaring free education, he is unintelligent?
Kai, so much for intelligence!


I dnt always say this but i think u r DAFT!
PoliticsRe: Will Kano Ever Be The Same Again? by Funkymallam(m): 8:18pm On Mar 25, 2012
[quote author=mikedaniel76@gmail.com]Are u a resident of kano?[/quote]Bros, dnt mind dat .....

Its a pity what these guys have turned garin kano to.
Jokes EtcRe: h by Funkymallam(m): 8:08pm On Mar 25, 2012
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PoliticsRe: Elrufai Predicts Coup In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 3:04pm On Mar 25, 2012
Gbawe: Shut up fool. Bright nairalanders will never take you seriously because they now completely understand your mission of using crudely decietful spin to divert attention away from how GEJ is simply a very woeful President marking time indolently in Aso Rock to the detriment of Nigeria. His clannish foot soldiers, like you, are only disgracefully interested in deceptively laundering dirt so that "your brother" ,never mind his gross incompetence failing all Nigerians, completes "our turn". You are just a sad creature.
Just as u are to Tinubu and ACN.
PoliticsRe: Updates Of PDP Convention At Eagle Square by Funkymallam(m): 1:21pm On Mar 25, 2012
1025: this is a good reason for nigerians and the world to believe that pdp are the real sponsors of boko haram. why won't boko haram do nigerians this most deserved favour of deleting these bad eggs called pdp. if anyone strikes at this venue, a lot of problems will be solved without prolonging them through useless and endless probe panels.
our able president could not come to eagle square for 1 st oct celebration for the fear of boko haram but here we are.
on the other hand, jonathan has been appointing and annointing all the candidates since he came to power from govs to pdp chairman.
And u think its easy to access the venue, do u knw hw many checkpoints u will cross to get to eagle square?

Boko haram cant get close there lai lai. Even the state govs went there in a bus.

Nxt tym, use ur brain and thank me then. cool
1025: this is a good reason for nigerians and the world to believe that pdp are the real sponsors of boko haram. why won't boko haram do nigerians this most deserved favour of deleting these bad eggs called pdp. if anyone strikes at this venue, a lot of problems will be solved without prolonging them through useless and endless probe panels.
our able president could not come to eagle square for 1 st oct celebration for the fear of boko haram but here we are.
on the other hand, jonathan has been appointing and annointing all the candidates since he came to power from govs to pdp chairman.
And u think its easy to access the venue, do u knw hw many checkpoints u will cross to get to eagle square?

Boko haram cant get close there lai lai. Even the state govs went there in a bus.

Nxt tym, use ur brain and thank me then.

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