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PhonesRe: What's The Best Nokia Phone? by Funkymallam(m): 10:05am On Mar 25, 2012
emmydex: N8 is d best, it gat oda gud stufz. I want to even sell mine , stil brand new,50k askn price. Cal 08038287239 . Abuja
y are u selling urs?
PhonesRe: What's The Best Nokia Phone? by Funkymallam(m): 10:03am On Mar 25, 2012
Check the prices here. I suggest u go for nokia 500, 700 or 701. They all meet ur budget.

http://slotlimited.com/myslot/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&category_id=10&page=shop.browse&Itemid=198&limit=20&limitstart=20
EducationRe: Tell Us About Your Jamb Utme Exam 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:50am On Mar 25, 2012
Have our educational system fallen this bad?

WTH are these guys taught in secondary sch these days? Surely, the failure rate will still be on the high side. Smh
NYSCRe: Illegal Youth Corpers In Abuja Arrested Should Be Allowed To Serve. by Funkymallam(m): 11:06pm On Mar 24, 2012
Who let the dogs out? cheesy
PoliticsRe: The 3 Candidates For World Bank Post by Funkymallam(m): 10:57pm On Mar 24, 2012
Callotti: Actually. . .because she is a Nigerian. Are you not tired of Nigerians disgracing you all over the world? I don't wanno take such a risk o! Before she go 'push' drug dia! Most importantly. . . Her appearance is SCARY! She reminds me of the 'slave-era'!
How did she disgrace Nigeria for over two decades she was there?

Drop d hate.
Jokes EtcRe: h by Funkymallam(m): 10:26pm On Mar 24, 2012
cheesy

PoliticsRe: Suspected Boko Haram Members Die In Suicide Blast During Raid by Funkymallam(m): 7:21pm On Mar 24, 2012
Its time up guys!
PoliticsRe: Elrufai Predicts Coup In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 7:15pm On Mar 24, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]Some of you people are so daft that you allow your bigotry and tribalism to subdue your senses atimes. The OP was dishonest by titling the thread in a manner that implies a prediction by El Rufai. El Rufai never made a prediction, but was answering a question in the correct manner. Indeed the Mali case will happen in Nigeria if we don't change the current situation of our democracy. Thankfully, some of us are working very hard to bring about the needed changes.

Some of you lazy fools can read El Rufai's tweet below, in case you didn't do so earlier.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/download/667380[/img][/quote]Tribalism? I laff in swahili.
What do u think his answer meant? Or u need a special english lesson to understnd what he meant?

Grow up dude.
PoliticsRe: Elrufai Predicts Coup In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 6:06pm On Mar 24, 2012
This guy should shut it already.
EducationRe: Best Of Luck To All The JAMBITES In The House.. by Funkymallam(m): 4:10pm On Mar 24, 2012
Bayils: [color=Blue]imagine.......huh GOD DEY Shaaaaaaaaaaa!!![/color]
Dude, d exam affect u? He is praying u guys pass so as to reduce d number that will write jamb nxt yr and u r vexing.
RomanceRe: Is It Dangerous To Get Into An Unknown Guy's Car? by Funkymallam(m): 1:18pm On Mar 24, 2012
Damn! Onila is sick again.
Dat crack aint good for u

embarassed
PoliticsRe: FOI Request For Rauf Aregbesola's Medical Records (Osun State Governor) by Funkymallam(m): 11:29am On Mar 24, 2012
Origin: Most people did not take cognisance that he was abused: the president called him ' rascal'. show me a man that does not get angry when abused. This EMA should focus on the unconstitutional mismanagement of funds by Mr president and co. We all know the best governors so far are the ACN governors. Let us sEe payslips for Nass , reps etc. Ask for those
But his actions are confirming his rascal title.

Who told u ACN govs are the best? Apart frm fashola, who among dem can stand Godswill Akpabio, Rochas Okorocha, Sule Lamido and Amechi?


Travel round sis, dnt sit in that hut!
PoliticsRe: FOI Request For Rauf Aregbesola's Medical Records (Osun State Governor) by Funkymallam(m): 11:26am On Mar 24, 2012
What do u expect frm an Area-boi-rascal?
PoliticsRe: Updates Of PDP Convention At Eagle Square by Funkymallam(m): 11:07am On Mar 24, 2012
10k security personnel for 5k delegates? huh
PoliticsRe: Mimiko, Emerging Political Leader – Wabara by Funkymallam(m): 9:52am On Mar 24, 2012
[quote author=Capt.Barbosa]Another Yoruba thread by this low life Ibo bigotted cun't. Get a life![/quote]And who told u he is ibo?
Did he insult Mimiko or say anything negative about him? He just said mimiko is a gud man, which is true and u call him a bigot.

Pls, what is d meaning of a bigot?
PoliticsRe: Oni Faults Aregbesola On “omoluabi” by Funkymallam(m): 8:18am On Mar 24, 2012
PoliticsRe: Vienna House: Austrian Court Vindicates Diezani Alison-Madueke by Funkymallam(op): 7:15pm On Mar 23, 2012
[quote author=Afro_Blue]The paper jumped the gun, Madueke was in the process of buying the property, the deal had not been finalized when she got wind of the paper's investigative efforts she abandoned the bid. Where did she get the money?[/quote]

PoliticsRe: FOI Request For Rauf Aregbesola's Medical Records (Osun State Governor) by Funkymallam(m): 7:04pm On Mar 23, 2012
Beaf: Lolzzz!
Very soon, he would have slapped our entire population!

Rewind... grin



https://www.nairaland.com/784439/aregbesola-slapped-fashola-it-true/4
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Vienna House: Austrian Court Vindicates Diezani Alison-Madueke by Funkymallam(op): 6:24pm On Mar 23, 2012
alj harem: ^^^^^^

Is it not the same propaganda the Nigerian PDP did with Ibori ? Alams ? the GEJ's wife in saudi ? what of Otunba Gbenga ?

Keep decieving yourself

I remembered the exact same thing happened two year ago on GEJ wife and it was only Nigerian news that said it was a lie even though it did not happen in Nigeria

Same with Ibori in 2007

not Alison, 2012. Foriegn News agents are the liars while we Nigerians are saying the truth.
U can also manage this one, as for me i dnt unstand Austria-German.

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/19934/2012/03/22/vienna_mansion_austrian_court_vindicates_alisonmadueke.html
PoliticsRe: Vienna House: Austrian Court Vindicates Diezani Alison-Madueke by Funkymallam(op): 6:15pm On Mar 23, 2012
alj harem: Hmm Nigerians are funny with the way they dish out propaganda

How come their is no Austria website carrying this news apart from the Nigerian Abuja owned ?

Who is fooling who ? I ask again

The same propaganda was done for Ibori until UK showed you all how Justice is done for corrupt wicked politicans that send their children abroad and steal from Nigerian, destroy the education sector etc

Funkymallam, please I would appreciate if you can find a foreign source for this news. Thanks

Also I wonder why Pro-PDP people have falled to tell us why OBJ, Alison etc send their children abroad to health, education etc and they stay in Nigeria to mess it up even more ?

That is wicked very wicked.

Those that support such as very wicked as well. enff said

Funkymallam, I am waiting. SMH
And from where did u see d location of that paper as Abuja? I guess u pulled that off ur lying ar/se.

Uu believe sahara reporters but dnt believe this one cus it did not give u d news u want abi?

Stop being sensational dude.
PoliticsRe: World Bank Presidency: Obama Rejects Iweala Nominates Jim Yong Kim by Funkymallam(m): 5:41pm On Mar 23, 2012
kwaghe: Why insulting him? You should thank him for educating you.
PoliticsRe: World Bank Presidency: Obama Rejects Iweala Nominates Jim Yong Kim by Funkymallam(m): 5:40pm On Mar 23, 2012
kwaghe: Why insulting him? You should thank him for educating you.
angry
PoliticsRe: World Bank Presidency: Obama Rejects Iweala Nominates Jim Yong Kim by Funkymallam(m): 5:30pm On Mar 23, 2012
wesley80: Aboki, he's a "South Korean born American". Kachi ko?
Na ji, dan iska grin
PoliticsRe: World Bank Presidency: Obama Rejects Iweala Nominates Jim Yong Kim by Funkymallam(m): 5:13pm On Mar 23, 2012
I thought people here said only an American can get that post?
PoliticsRe: FOI Request For Rauf Aregbesola's Medical Records (Osun State Governor) by Funkymallam(m): 5:03pm On Mar 23, 2012
Beaf: Lol! I missed this. I'm here repping large o! grin

@topic
Does anyone know if Aregbesola has packed back to Osun from Lagos? And what news is there on his "dry season" $50 billa road contruction miracle? Lol!

I made the post below long ago, before Aregbesola began parading the place with people bearing flags of an unknown country before him; I think similar issues have perplexed the brave Mr Kayode Ajulo so much that he has called for medical records:
Welcome bro, was wondering if u will miss this thread. grin grin
This is humiliation of the highest order, i bet ogbeni will slap these ppl. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Vienna House: Austrian Court Vindicates Diezani Alison-Madueke by Funkymallam(op): 1:15pm On Mar 23, 2012
essentialB: Junk journalists full everywhere not only in Nigeria.
what makes it junk journalism, cus it did not write what u want to hear?

Define junk journalism pls.
PoliticsRe: CNN Praises Nigeria As Ngozi Makes Us Proud by Funkymallam(m): 1:11pm On Mar 23, 2012
collinsfbi: A typical igbo man will always support his fellow igbo either wrong or right and they are always the first to draw a landmark by trying to be an Israelite.



Gbamm over and out
Bro u just lost it, u were making sense until nw.

What makes u diff frm bigots?
PoliticsVienna House: Austrian Court Vindicates Diezani Alison-Madueke by Funkymallam(op):
ABUJA, NIGERIA – (22.03.12) - Vienna Mansion: Austrian court vindicates Alison-Madueke – orders retraction of offensive story.

The Vienna based Regional Court for Criminal Matters has slammed Heute newspaper of Vienna over the phantom story last November which alleged that the Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke purchased a 20 million euro mansion in the Austrian capital.

In a ruling made in pursuant of an application brought before the court by Mrs. Alison-Madueke, the Judge ordered AHVV Verlags GmbH owners of the Heute Newspaper, to do a ‘public revocation’ by publishing a counter statement in the newspaper within five working days from the announcement of the verdict.

In line with the ruling the Heute newspaper has since published the retraction cum counter statement whose German to English translation read thus:

“In the edition from November 7, 2011, under the headline “Minister from a Country of Hunger,” Heute publishes that there had been a great fuss about the Nigerian Petroleum-Minister Diezani Alison-Madueke(50)”, since she should have bought a mansion in Vienna for almost 20 million Euros and should have praised “the large garden” and the “architectural masterpiece” on the Internet.

The retraction further stated that: “This statement of facts is false. The Hon. Minister Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke did not buy any real estate in Austria, in particular no house or villa in Vienna for several millions Euros. Further, the Hon. Minister Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke did not “praise the large garden and the architectural masterpiece” on the Internet as alleged.



http://www.enewswire.co.uk/2012/03/22/vienna-mansion-austrian-court-vindicates-nigera-petroleum-minister-alison-madueke/
PoliticsRe: FOI Request For Rauf Aregbesola's Medical Records (Osun State Governor) by Funkymallam(m): 11:52am On Mar 23, 2012
stagger: Absolute nonsense!

Medical records are confidential information and these are the questions that were raised by those opposing the FOI bill (including myself).

Journalists and people with nefarious characters will start looking for information to use as blackmail. These people asking for the Osun governor's medical records are very stupid indeed!
And who told u they actually need d medical report? They just want to humiliate him. His public actions need to be checked.
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints Here by Funkymallam(m): 11:46am On Mar 23, 2012

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