₦airaland Forum

jeron1: U are the biggest fool of the century...

U dey mind am?
After advertising his foolishness, he is promoting his site.

BlueBarbie: i like.. its good on mobile anyways.

like what? Good on which mobile?
I knw Seun is playing.

See my big head wan b moderator too.

Seun: I made a big mistake with New Nairaland, by making the colours too bright, so for a while now I've been experimenting with this theme. I know this new look not perfect, but I think it's much better on the eyes. I will keep tweaking it over time to make it better.

As a scientist at heart , I tried to research the issues with the old theme in a objective manner. My conclusion was that the old theme was painful on the eyes primarily because bright colors bombard the eye with excess photons, causing over-excitement of the cornea, leading to pain after using the site for a few hours. For me initially, I didn't understand this because I only used the site for 30 minutes to an hour at a stretch, but some days ago after a long moderating session of about 2 hours my eyes started to water and I knew something was wrong, so I started working on less photonic theme with dark colors that are easy on the eye.

The way it works is that the background occupies a much larger area than the text, so if the background is dark and the text is light it reduces the number of photon bombarding your cornea and provides relief to any pent up tension in the eyeballs. So I inverted colors to retain the same pleasing blend of colors you're used to while reducing the photonic bombardment rate considerably.

I know that my scientific rather than artistic approach won't win people over instantly, but if after browsing for 2 hours you notice that your eyes are perfectly relaxed and not watering at all, I hope you'll understand why that's happening and appreciate it.

APRIL FOOL!

@Seun.
What is it with this awful new colour this morning? U wan blind us pata pata ni?
Abi e follow for April fool joke?
Abeg e do, change to d normal color or

Taiquadri: Am still shocked dos scores r nt mine.wat i heatd ws dat dey scraped up 2 50 marks off pples original scores coz of d mass cheating.wen i saw d 249 i ad 2 check 4 tyms ova last yr dat i dodnt evn prepare dis much 4 d exam i ad 265 dis 1 dat i gav evrytin came out nd all i saw ws 249 seriously am stil cryin,bt lyk sm1 said post jamb dey only i dnt knw hw it is possible 2 study law wit dat kind off stupid scores.God is in control.

How much did u pay to get that score? Gosh! And she is acting cry... <

April fool!

But muki, the tin change nairaland colour too.

aguiyi:
some people dont read before giving their response

I tell u. They only read d heading.

Tinubu is 69yrs old.
60 is his football age abi na politics age gan?

The president, federal republic of Nigeira, last night dissolved his cabinet after the minister of finance and the co ordinating minister of the economy, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala resigned her position to pursue her World Bank ambition.

The report also stated that some ministers will be retained, people like the minister of information and the likely hood of Dr. Ngozi appointing her replacement.

Our reiable source stated that, there has been intense lobbying going on but Dr. Ngozi is believed to have chosen her ally, Dr. Oby Ezekwesili, popularly known as 'madam due process' to replace her.








































APRIL FOOL.....

The president, federal republic of Nigeira, last night dissolved his cabinet after the minister of finance and the co ordinating minister of the economy, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala resigned her position to pursue her World Bank ambition.

The report also stated that some ministers will be retained, people like the minister of information and the likely hood of Dr. Ngozi appointing her replacement.

Our reiable source stated that, there has been intense lobbying going on but Dr. Ngozi is believed to have chosen her ally, Dr. Oby Ezekwesili, popularly known as 'madam due process' to replace her.








































APRIL FOOL.....

Beaf: Dude, I know you to be an intelligent guy. Please, get yourself together and don't let the wild things that go on here affect you; its just a virtual World. I sense that you dearly love Nigeria, but NL is the only window you have to look into the country.
Get in touch with more Nigerians (from all over) where you are, go to Nigerian nite clubs etc.

Take care, bro.

Seriously worried about the dude.
Dnt knw if dilluminati have been selling these conspiracy theory to him.

@op. U need to look adter urself.
Thnx

Yawn!

[quote author=fresh_dude]Somebody say Firenovic![/quote]saving chelsea's arse

xamuel17: abeg is dere anybody dat have runs for either futo, imsu , or uniport ......asin before exam runs or after exam runs......plz dis is my number 07062511417, jst give me a text message i will call u

Maga about to pay

mukina2: ta! enemy of progress

nice shot ramsey but i dunno if i prefer a goal by you

U knw thats the truth.

mukina2: what is wrong with this boys sef

too much of success lately. They are not used to it.

Hmmm. Not bad

arapoa: @coldfeet,
seriously i need d babalawo's no. Its no joke.
E mail me pls
arapoa@yahoo.com

Kai! U want enter too?

ndudichukwumah: I don't hav d time..if u ar interested we agree we meet I hav my reciept of purchase frm slot

U dont have the time to upload a pix?
Gudluck den.

oraclefemi: Youre wrong, a lot of students migrate to place where you can write the exams and cheat easily, my sister went to a village in ijebu to write waec, migration occurs i am sure of that

Another confused dude.
Dude, ur exam centre does not change ur state of origin u used while filling the form.

Have u eva used excel? U can get ur figures by issuing commands that filter d state of origin for u.

Kai! Internet is really not for everybody.

PalmTree: You are obviously confusing ds issue. Is the population figure for oyo state inflated? No, and ofcourse UI is arguably the best in oyo state. As a graduate of geography with population science and demography as my specialty I assure you dat proximity or standards of schools are not d only reasons why students pick schools in nigeria. For instance my alma mata UNILORIN is widely sought after because of the uninterupted accademic calander. Hope this helps.

U still have not answered his question, even with ur geography degree.
I advice u read d question again, this time, slowly for better understanding.

Goodluck.

niyivasaz: Cudnt av said it better!

And a supposed adult like u bought that? No wonder someone said nairaland have been taken over by underage.

1.When did where u take exams equals ur state of origin?
2. Which state or region does not have villages that also serves as centre?

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Most people prefer going to the interior villages in the east to write waec and jamb examinations because of malpractices.who wants to write exam in lagos and Abuja where there is strict supervision when you can get your 250 and above from one village in okija ? This figure does not translate to anything,it's just the usual student migration during exam period.if anybody has written jamb before,you'd understand better.[/quote]I knw u are more intelligent than this. Dnt allow bigotry displace d lil credibility u still have here.

When did number of enrolment equals the venue chosen?
The ranking is based on d place of origin of students and not examination cetre, o knw u knw this but just trying to be funky.

@Onlytruth.
This answers ur question about NAU being the second mose prefered sch.
No strikes and what nots, just a private university in d clohing od a federal. Thumps up to the former VC who initiated that.

Chinedu Nlem: Guys i graduated from unizik in 06 and i'm from imo. May i enlighten you a bit. Every october the dean of students affairs publishes the academic time table for that year. Eg as we speak every student there knows when the exams will start and stop. Nobody even the vc can postpone exams without approval. Because of this the calendar runs non stop. Holidays and breaks are clearly defined ab initio. No fuel subsidy, Assu strike. And other negative nigerian factors can interfere. That system runs regardless. Concerning the teaching quality you may not agree with me but you will agree with me that for such an organised system teaching quality has nothing to do but improve. I'm not bragging we don't brag but the figures speak for themselves. We are a new generation sch but we maintain a consistent 100% NUC rating in the past 10 years. That should tell you something. On a personal note from my matric day to my graduation i spent only 4yrs 8 months to secure a bachelors degree in civil engineering. It was a marathon. Parents want their children in unizik because 5 yrs is 5 yrs.

Then as for IMSU being the most prefered state university, it has alot to do with the free education, since it covers the state university too.


Finally, when will my people embrace education?

@Onlytruth.
This answers ur question about NAU being the second mose prefered sch.
No strikes and what nots, just a private university in d clohing od a federal. Thumps up to the former VC who initiated that.

Chinedu Nlem: Guys i graduated from unizik in 06 and i'm from imo. May i enlighten you a bit. Every october the dean of students affairs publishes the academic time table for that year. Eg as we speak every student there knows when the exams will start and stop. Nobody even the vc can postpone exams without approval. Because of this the calendar runs non stop. Holidays and breaks are clearly defined ab initio. No fuel subsidy, Assu strike. And other negative nigerian factors can interfere. That system runs regardless. Concerning the teaching quality you may not agree with me but you will agree with me that for such an organised system teaching quality has nothing to do but improve. I'm not bragging we don't brag but the figures speak for themselves. We are a new generation sch but we maintain a consistent 100% NUC rating in the past 10 years. That should tell you something. On a personal note from my matric day to my graduation i spent only 4yrs 8 months to secure a bachelors degree in civil engineering. It was a marathon. Parents want their children in unizik because 5 yrs is 5 yrs.

Then as for IMSU being the most prefered state university, it has alot to do with the free education, since it covers the state university too.


Finally, when will my people embrace education?

Seun: Topic changed, but it's obvious that the goal of the "gift" was to promote Seun Tinubu's political ambition.

Bros, ur head dey there jor.

Seun Tinubu is watering the ground and he xpects 'harvest', what else is d meaning of bribe?


I see the thing is in the blood.

Bros Gbawe can u answer to these?

olaezebala: Aregbe is a fraud and people can see clearly. He claimed to have converted some Oyes guys to teachers. Many people thanked the scammer for giving them permanent job only for the poor guys to be paid the same #10,000 as the ones still clearing gutters. Scam! Gbawe, Your Oga talk too much and so his lies are easily detected. He promised Osogbo people that he will be constructing a overhead bridge @ Ola-Iya, maybe that will be accomplished when he's back for his third term. He said he will be putting street lights on the road from ikire to ilesha, perfect lie that can never be realized. Your Oga is a wasteful spender. He keeps a God forsaken Doctor in Gazal hotel for over a year now paying the bill from osun state purse and you're here praising what? A useless religion fanatist. Whenever his station is closing transmission, you hear prayers by a muslim Alfa and one by a popular herbalist in Osun, but you'll never hear a christian pray. What an altitude by a governor.

saxywale: so I heard ooo my brother, I have family members based in ife and ilesha and they are all saying the okuku prince was far better than this dictator of a governor. They claim the populace hate him. I have been told that the Nations newspapers and osun defender keep praising him for doing neffo. Maybe those dailies belong to Tinubu, who knows. I have been told all they do is shout integration and attack Mimiko. my Cuzs even told me oyinlola had a similar oyes program called oyin corps, and they pay more than oyes.

olaezebala: Aregbe is a fraud and people can see clearly. He claimed to have converted some Oyes guys to teachers. Many people thanked the scammer for giving them permanent job only for the poor guys to be paid the same #10,000 as the ones still clearing gutters. Scam! Gbawe, Your Oga talk too much and so his lies are easily detected. He promised Osogbo people that he will be constructing a overhead bridge @ Ola-Iya, maybe that will be accomplished when he's back for his third term. He said he will be putting street lights on the road from ikire to ilesha, perfect lie that can never be realized. Your Oga is a wasteful spender. He keeps a God forsaken Doctor in Gazal hotel for over a year now paying the bill from osun state purse and you're here praising what? A useless religion fanatist. Whenever his station is closing transmission, you hear prayers by a muslim Alfa and one by a popular herbalist in Osun, but you'll never hear a christian pray. What an altitude by a governor.