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PoliticsRe: Prepare Your Handover Note, PDP Tells Aregbesola by Funkymallam(m): 6:41pm On Apr 04, 2012
cheesy

BusinessRe: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Funkymallam(m): 3:49pm On Apr 04, 2012
Silva79: I'll get wizkid a song writer and pay off dprince to stop rapping!!!
mehn this is wicked! cheesy
BusinessSales Of Sachet Water Boom In Kano. by Funkymallam(op): 3:39pm On Apr 04, 2012
PoliticsPms: Kaduna Refinery Output Hits 2.5m litrs Per Day. A Record 10yrs High. by Funkymallam(op): 2:29pm On Apr 04, 2012
PoliticsRe: Senators Uncover ₦3B Fake Police Pension Account by Funkymallam(m): 12:23pm On Apr 04, 2012
kayusfit: GEJ is a slowpoke who ought to av been impeached. For every attempts to tackle corruption another weird news is born. An ordinary fisherman eating N1BN food. Sense less naija delta prick.
What exactly have GEJ got to do with this? See what hatred is doing to u. huh
PhonesRe: Mtn Change Funlink Reloaded To Mtn Pulse by Funkymallam(m): 12:09pm On Apr 04, 2012
cynthiafred67: Its a lie joor, I just recharged N100 and I didn't see nada huh huh
Eeya. Are u on mtn pulse? huh
PoliticsRe: ACN Asks National Assembly To Impeach Jonathan by Funkymallam(m): 9:47am On Apr 04, 2012
Impeachment? Only frm LIE Mohd.

*yawn* Nxt
PoliticsRe: Lagos Lawmakers Advocate Return Of Police Check-point Nationwide by Funkymallam(m): 9:38am On Apr 04, 2012
Whar do u xpect frm a house that left their normal sitting to organise owambee @ the chamber? Lol
PhonesRe: Mtn Change Funlink Reloaded To Mtn Pulse by Funkymallam(m): 9:27am On Apr 04, 2012
nbl tech: i recharge N100 this morning and was given 10Mb for browsing
Check if u can use the 10mb to browse during d day abi na their normal midnyt tin?
PhonesRe: Mtn Change Funlink Reloaded To Mtn Pulse by Funkymallam(m): 9:26am On Apr 04, 2012
ndubuisie: Sm1 in my compound using funlink just loaded #100 and was given 9thousand. Pls if this works for you, send me sth 08062117884. Thank you
grin grin grin
AutosRe: Buying from COTONOU made easy by Funkymallam(m): 9:19am On Apr 04, 2012
Pls, hw much will it take to land clean golf3 station wagon?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:54pm On Apr 03, 2012
[quote author=treasure_mi]but why can ref be dis gullible, even d supersport analyst sef dey talk rubbish[/quote]Its a pity. They have fixed this match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:39pm On Apr 03, 2012
freecocoa: The match don end?I'm kinda tipsy.
Tipsy ke?
Nne, wc one u download?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:33pm On Apr 03, 2012
Any need still watching this match?
Its Milan vs all angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:24pm On Apr 03, 2012
mukina2: busquets don begin diving lessons o grin
Na im way. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:21pm On Apr 03, 2012
mukina2: yes ghost dey hold hin leg grin grin
Wc ghost? Na pep own? cheesy


We don score ooooo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:15pm On Apr 03, 2012
Is there a status in Camp Nou that scares Ibramovic? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:12pm On Apr 03, 2012
mukina2: robinho haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa angry
Those guys have swore to send milan home. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:06pm On Apr 03, 2012
mukina2: abeg is ibrahimovitch and robinho related? angry
They are half brothers angry
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Funkymallam(m): 5:43pm On Apr 03, 2012
torkaka: they're other pressing matters, me thinks you should be more worried about a sitting president who technically has been on leave going on practical leave!
And if i get u right, the SW is nolonger part of Nigeria abi?
1.So, u dnt worryy about a whole region shutting down for one man's bday.
2. U dont worry dat each LG have to contribute for d bday?
3. U dnt worry that each state have to contribute for d bday?
4. U dnt worry dat a state house of assembly should be turned to an owambe sitting?


I can see u are frm WARRI! cheesy
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Funkymallam(m): 5:36pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gbawe: Ogbeni, I am not a failed diasporan and ex-419ner turned political azzlicker like your Omokri-style boyfriend.
Did u eat frm dat gr8 cake?
Did u participate in the owambe sitting @ d state house of assembly?
I wonder wot u urself is licking grin grin
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Funkymallam(m): 4:14pm On Apr 03, 2012
kolexy: I don't think Tinubu is older 60 yrs, just that politics and sleepness nights make pple look older than their age.

But Tinubu's age shoudn't be the point of discussion, rather me think we should ask these Owambe Governors if they were elected to Party?

I was in Ekiti recently, and all I saw was payloaders parked allover the state doing nothing.

Someone should please call Fayemi to order
Thank u my brother. Imagine a state assembly sitting turned into an owambe session.
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Funkymallam(m): 3:56pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gbawe: Ogbeni, you are the one acting like a victim. How I deal with Beaf daily is your lot now. As per your stupid questions, I only provide answer to questions supplied by sensible posters. The day you will tell your boyfriend off for his own blind worship of GEJ and the PDP is the moment I see effort to refrain from the hypocrisy you accuse others of displaying. Run along now.
Make una see this guy oo, who is calling beaf here?
Beaf is himself and i am me, ok?


So cause i asked u questions, i have turned a senseless poster? cheesy
walahi, u be real confused man.

Afterall u ate from the N1m cake and clean mouth grin
I heard u are also among the elders that are begging ur 'nytmare president' to contest cheesy
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Funkymallam(m): 3:43pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gbawe: Stop the pretense mate. I hate cry babies and lady boys. Remember when you used to follow me around calling me hypocrites and attacking me unprovoked? I tried several times to be accomodating and polite but only noticed that this egged you on to be more pugnacious adn confrontational. That was when I decided you don't deserve any respect. The thing with me is I am open to doing things anyway. I start off respecting folks. If you take that to be weakness to then think you can begin attacking me, you will see the other side of me. that is what is happening now. Suck it up and lets continue. No more whining. you started it.
Who is whining now? Who is the cry baby?
Abegiii. Answer my quetions and stop acting the victim.
I never followed u round, rather was trying to save u frm urself.


If u can criticize PDP and not do same to ACN when the need arises, am sorry to say u are a HYPOCRITE! angry
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Funkymallam(m): 3:25pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gbawe: trust you to show up when your boyfriend is mentioned. No comment as per how he was disgracefully exposed for 'embellishment'? Of course you will have no comment. After all you are in love. As for me "facing the accusation", I think you have been holding Beaf's hands and carrying his bag for too long. What don't you understand about the burden of proof resting on the person making the accusation?

If you say David Beckham is gay, why should the footballer feel duty bound to prove anything to you? Why should he get down to your 'rofo-rofo' level? Rather, you should prove your case and supply evidence otherwise Beckham is within his rights to treat you as a deranged chap to be ignored.
Me, show up? No na, u are mixing things up again. angry
I have been here even while u were still peeping with no tangible defence to come up with, rather u finally decided to attack persons.

1. How much did each LG contribute for the bday party.
2. How much did each state contribute?
3. Why cause states to be on auto-pilot cause of a bday?
4. Why will the lagos assembly hold 'an owambee' sitting cause of a bday?

As for his toronto degree and his football age 60, no wahala.
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Funkymallam(m): 1:16pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gbawe: Below, the PDP telling shameless lies by asking Aregbesola to account for 100 billion accrued to Osun in 11 months when the actual figure is not even half of that. Lo and behold, the biggest wannabe, azzlicker, sycophant and most shameless liar in cyberspace, "egbon mi razist", augments it to N129 billion in the blink of an eye. Nairalander, una see unrepentant shamelessness ?

Nairaland's biggest liar Beaf wrote:


https://www.nairaland.com/793016/pdp-asks-aregbesola-account-n100bn/2
Oh! U finally appear... grin grin grin
Face the accusation n dnt deviater, after all ot was Lai Mohd dat started all these petty accusations.
I trust him to answer again.
AutosRe: ** 1001 REASONS YOU MUST BUY / PRE ORDER YOUR NEXT CAR FROM INSPIRED AUTOS ** by Funkymallam(m): 10:13am On Apr 03, 2012
Funkymallam: Pls, hw much will it cost to land a golf3 wagon?
pls can i get an answer? @inspired
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Funkymallam(m): 10:07am On Apr 03, 2012
Thak God for this new nairaland o.
I can see Asiwaju Company of Nigeria (ACN) men secretely viewing this thread. cheesy
una no go comment ni? I no wan call name o but dem knw diaselves o grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Funkymallam(m): 10:02am On Apr 03, 2012
Kai! Fee Diii Fee, y una wan spoil market for Tinubu na? cheesy
We knw say na 70 b im age abi na 69 sef? But the 60 na im football age, u knw he is still an active striker wit d 'white stuff' effect. If u doubt me, ask e sugar babes, since madam dey always stay dor abj.

Again, una knw say his greatest nytmare is to answer 'frecident' of woteva republic, na im knw. He needs to be young always.


So, na true say e lie about im state too? shocked

RomanceRe: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by Funkymallam(m): 9:42am On Apr 03, 2012
freecocoa: Hmm seems like i get to read new stories from a new writer any time my writers on NL go on break.

Nice work though its what we already know,the next thing Patricia and the dude falls in love and the likes,Btw those people talking about it being seun's work,can't y'all read that its by "umari Ayim"? Seun just posted it,na wa o.
No mind dem.
Ugo nwayi, hw was ur nyt?
RomanceRe: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by Funkymallam(m): 9:42am On Apr 03, 2012
freecocoa: Hmm seems like i get to read new stories from a new writer any time my writers on NL go on break.

Nice work though its what we already know,the next thing Patricia and the dude falls in love and the likes,Btw those people talking about it being seun's work,can't y'all read that its by "umari Ayim"? Seun just posted it,na wa o.
No mind dem.
Ugo nwayi, hw was ur nyt?

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