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PoliticsRe: House Okays N38.8bn Jumbo Allowance For Members by Funkymallam(m): 9:41am On Mar 19, 2012
My frnds, this is just d over sight function allowances, not salaries and other multiple allowances, like funiture, petrol, car, maintenance and many more d funniest one i saw there was 'hardship allowance' grin grin .

WTH is HARDSHIP ALLOWANCE? huh
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Ugliest State Governor In Nigeria (2011 - 2015)? by Funkymallam(m): 9:09am On Mar 19, 2012
Since Talban is d undisputed champion. The first runner up should go to Areaboislapper.... Lol
EducationRe: JAMB Grants Albinos Partaking In 2012 UTME Two Extra Hours by Funkymallam(m): 8:39pm On Mar 18, 2012
dabrake: Thank God oh. at least, uns(killz) might finally go to school grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
badt guy grin grin grin
HealthRe: Nigerian Doctor Oluyemi Badero Named Top Cardiologist In US by Funkymallam(m): 10:43am On Mar 18, 2012
[quote author=~Bluetooth]Omo yoruba ni mi o swagger.Thank you for representing odua nation.[/quote]We have seen u.
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by Funkymallam(m): 10:20am On Mar 17, 2012
Idowuogbo: Nice idea!

Oya aboki answer we.
U dnt want to go there, i will not only tear it but even torn am cheesy grin

I will b taking u one after d other
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by Funkymallam(m): 9:39am On Mar 17, 2012
cheesy angry
Idowuogbo: Ewooo funkymallam d guy wiv a heart of kpomo,fit get heart break 2 ni shocked :
undecided
Idowuogbo: Ewooo funkymallam d guy wiv a heart of kpomo,fit get heart break 2 ni shocked :
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by Funkymallam(m): 9:27am On Mar 17, 2012
freecocoa: Tell us the tori na.
Her ear don stand attention cheesy
Tell us ya own na, u and badosky just dey read ppl own, as if dat kpomo never tear b4 grin grin
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by Funkymallam(m): 9:23am On Mar 17, 2012
Kai! My Queen, tot i had u for keeps but u had other plans... Nw u have a baby for another man, drmt of u being d mother of many kids...


*tears dropping*

After being with u frm ur sec sch days, helping u with admision in my sch den just for us to be close, i still remember hw we spend bdays, vals n other special dates.

U meant so much to me n u always cherish my gifts n presence but alasssss....

Still wish u well in ur new lyf, mayb it wasnt meant to b after all.
embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Uefa Champions League Draw Live! by Funkymallam(op): 12:18pm On Mar 16, 2012
Semi final draw:

semi 1: Madrid/Apeol vs Bayern/Marsielle.

Semi 2 : Milan/Barca vs Chelsea/Benfica
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Uefa Champions League Draw Live! by Funkymallam(op): 12:14pm On Mar 16, 2012
mukina2: na wa o

see passport for real madrid.
I tell ya. Mour will be grining frm ear to ear now. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Uefa Champions League Draw Live! by Funkymallam(op): 12:11pm On Mar 16, 2012
mukina2: APOEL vs Real Madrid

Marseille v Bayern Munich

Benfica v Chelsea

AC Milan v Barcelona
E done happen!
Another chance for Milan.

Uefa but dat Benfica wey tidy man u wey una give us sha. Well as we take tidy, Napoli wey tidy shitty, we go do am too cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Uefa Champions League Draw Live! by Funkymallam(op): 12:03pm On Mar 16, 2012
Predict the draw. Mine:

Chelsea vs Barca cheesy
Milan vs Apeol
Madrid vs Bayern
Benfica vs Marsielle


up buzzzzz grin



but on a serious note: uefa, i no want barca, madrid or bayern.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Uefa Champions League Draw Live! by Funkymallam(op): 11:59am On Mar 16, 2012
PhonesRe: GLO Launches 'GBAM Hi Five' 5 Kobo Per Second New Tariff by Funkymallam(m): 9:30am On Mar 16, 2012
mikron: so that will come to how much per minute?
Is this laziness or wot? Multiply 5k by 60 secs son.
CrimeRe: 11 LASU Students Arrested With Guns At Ijanikin by Funkymallam(m): 6:25pm On Mar 15, 2012
chrizfasa: Abeg this police people, if anyone of these boys nor belong to anything and una wan just force say waiting them nor know. Make una leave them. And the other na normal way na make una take care of them well well. Funish student wen their parent they suffer to trian.give ur live to christ no. She una done see the result na. Hand will meet other accomplish. SAY NO TO CULTISM:
Dude, nxt time u write in english language. undecided
chrizfasa: Abeg this police people, if anyone of these boys nor belong to anything and una wan just force say waiting them nor know. Make una leave them. And the other na normal way na make una take care of them well well. Funish student wen their parent they suffer to trian.give ur live to christ no. She una done see the result na. Hand will meet other accomplish. SAY NO TO CULTISM:
Dude, nxt time u write in english language.
PoliticsRe: Mastermind Of Kidnapped Europeans Dies – Police by Funkymallam(m): 4:46pm On Mar 15, 2012
scriptwizz: PLS MEMBERS I AM MAKING AN INVISIBLE PLANS FOR A SILENT BLOOD REVOLUTION IN THIS COUNTRY. AN UNDERGROUND PLAN. WHO IS WITH ME!
Do u knw d meaning of OYO?
Go figure.
PoliticsRe: Mastermind Of Kidnapped Europeans Dies – Police by Funkymallam(m): 4:45pm On Mar 15, 2012
scriptwizz: PLS MEMBERS I AM MAKING AN INVISIBLE PLANS FOR A SILENT BLOOD REVOLUTION IN THIS COUNTRY. AN UNDERGROUND PLAN. WHO IS WITH ME!
Do u knw d meaning of OYO?
Go figure.
EducationRe: Ekiti Distributes Free Laptops by Funkymallam(m): 12:16pm On Mar 15, 2012
Laptops to sec sch students for what?
Misplace priorities!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:19am On Mar 15, 2012
kiss[color=#000099][/color]
blue is d colour...
Chelsea is d team..
We are together and winning is our aim..



Chelsea chelsea is d team.
grin grin
RomanceRe: Which Nigerian Girl Cheats More? Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Edo by Funkymallam(m): 10:01am On Mar 14, 2012
So tribalism have also been drafted to d romance section? Smh
PoliticsRe: Suicidal Man Climbs Telecoms Mast In Abuja, Threatening To Jump(pic) by Funkymallam(m): 9:14am On Mar 14, 2012
Is Turaki Adamawa nw broke? This one he is owing ppl and issuimg checks without money in d acc. Na wa o
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 6:54pm On Mar 13, 2012
Lola u r gud mehnnn.

But TJ ehhhh
Forum GamesRe: Is It Possible? by Funkymallam(m): 5:51pm On Mar 13, 2012
One way to know that they are following frm d village.
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Funkymallam(m): 5:48pm On Mar 13, 2012
Pulls him back.
Forum GamesRe: Look at the person's username above you and think of a nickname by Funkymallam(m): 5:45pm On Mar 13, 2012
Kare grin
Celebrities'I Own Mo Hits' - Dbanj. by Funkymallam(op): 5:23pm On Mar 13, 2012
HealthRe: My 3-Year-Old Nephew Is A "Drug Addict". Help! by Funkymallam(m): 4:29pm On Mar 13, 2012
kayceshow: Try 2 giv him chloroquin or tetrasiclin. if he can chew that means their is problem
Whats that one to a child that chews B. Co?
HealthRe: My 3-Year-Old Nephew Is A "Drug Addict". Help! by Funkymallam(m): 4:22pm On Mar 13, 2012
A friend's son does the same thing here in kano. That boi can even chew B co and keep smiling, a drug that i cant stand its odour.

Since i noticed it, i only allow him take white Vit.C tablets instead of B. Co or paracetamol.

Dnt knw y some kids r like that and this boi is intelligent.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Post Your Suggestions For Seun And The Site Admin Here [about The New Nairaland Interface] by Funkymallam(m): 4:03pm On Mar 13, 2012
Why this daily complaints?
Seun have said it, the old nl is gone and gone for good, deal eith it.
We can only suggest improvements on this nw one. Shikena
Nairaland GeneralRe: Post Your Suggestions For Seun And The Site Admin Here [about The New Nairaland Interface] by Funkymallam(m): 4:03pm On Mar 13, 2012
Why this daily complaints?
Seun have said it, the old nl is gone and gone for good, deal eith it.
We can inly suggest improvements on this nw one. Shikena
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Captures Runaway Member by Funkymallam(m): 3:59pm On Mar 13, 2012
Poor him.

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