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EducationRe: Tension In The University Of Jos' Hostels by Funkymallam(m): 1:48pm On Mar 13, 2012
Jos oh jos
CrimeRe: 32 Year Old Obiora Ikenna Arrested With Cocaine In India by Funkymallam(m): 8:31pm On Mar 12, 2012
[quote author=~Bluetooth]Ibos and crime. . . .na curse ?[/quote]Never disappointing...
RomanceRe: Is It Wise To Marry A Female Lawyer? by Funkymallam(m): 8:21pm On Mar 12, 2012
valacious: I am dating a female lawyer now, so i can tell u a few things about them. One, they find it hard to separate their 'legal' life from their love life, u will definitely see that character in their attitude. Secondly, u must need to stand ur ground on some issues without shifting, as they are very domineering, and love to be in control, finally and most importantly u need to work hard my friend in terms of income, make sure u are independent of ur own, by that u remain in charge, that doesnt mean they'll leave u when things are rough, they hate divorce, so u have a joker card in your bag , Besides all these, believe me they can be loving, most especially if she's God-fearing.
Best comment so far.
CrimeRe: 32 Year Old Obiora Ikenna Arrested With Cocaine In India by Funkymallam(m): 4:38pm On Mar 12, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]That must be a Yoruba man he met!!

Poor chap. . . . His mama should have taught him that evil association. . . . . .[/quote]Standing ovation for d first bigot.
CrimeRe: 32 Year Old Obiora Ikenna Arrested With Cocaine In India by Funkymallam(m): 4:37pm On Mar 12, 2012
gboss4sure: where are the NL tribalistic goats, come and make fun of this issue now
Expect them to pounce on it lyk hot eba.

Where is bluthoot and co?
CrimeRe: 32 Year Old Obiora Ikenna Arrested With Cocaine In India by Funkymallam(m): 4:35pm On Mar 12, 2012
Nigerians will never learn. Smh
CrimeRe: Father Impregnants Daughter. Claims She Seduced Him! by Funkymallam(op): 4:17pm On Mar 12, 2012
How did this man feel lying with his daughter?
And hw was d daughter enjoying this, cus it obvious she consented by not speaking out since 2008. Smh
FoodRe: Is It Disrespectful To Serve A Visitor With Just 1 Piece Of Meat??? by Funkymallam(m): 3:10pm On Mar 12, 2012
[quote author=Indirah?]Mass Exodus from Nairaland commences Now. Cross over to www.gistplace.com a FAR superior forum. You will testify its really good on the eyes unlike this NL2 which is like a Tom and Jerry Cartoon page.

http://www.gistplace.com/

I have opened a special thread there to receive refugees and immigrants from Nairaland -

http://www.gistplace.com/welcome-immigrants-from-nairaland-to-gistplace-t143.html[/quote]Hustler, u wan pour sand sand for Seun garri abi? E no go wrk grin cheesy

@topic. If we no get meat for pot nko?
CrimeFather Impregnants Daughter. Claims She Seduced Him! by Funkymallam(op): 2:56pm On Mar 12, 2012
PoliticsRe: I’m A Radical Governor - Okorocha by Funkymallam(m): 10:57am On Mar 12, 2012
afam4eva: I don't know whether you hate people just for the heck of it or you're just an enemy of progress.I don't know what exactly your grouse is with Rochas. If you hahve anything against his administration or person, why don't you go ahead and state it categorically instead of attacking any policy that he formulates. Is he the only governor in Nigeria? Why do you always pick on him even when it's obvious that he's not like the crop of politicians that we've seen over the years. It could be that you're one of those that are benefit ting from the rot in the system so you see him as someone who has come to end the status quo. Nna ogini di.
Abeg o help me ask d guy.
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola Awards 0.636 BILLION Flower Planting Contract For N100 Million Assembly Complex by Funkymallam(m): 10:50am On Mar 12, 2012
Only Aregbeslapper can do dat.
ACN progressives in deed!
PoliticsRe: I’m A Radical Governor - Okorocha by Funkymallam(m): 10:37am On Mar 12, 2012
Eko Ile: Where is the common sense in saying the man has only been in office for a few months and at the same time claiming he has surpass current governors within the same six months? Looks like your common sense is inside your a//ss//ss.

By the way, please show us what he as done in black and white and if you can not do that, shut your stinking 419 mouth.
Why is this Fashola boi always aggressive when ever Rochas is mentioned?
Pls, he is not contesting election in lagos state. cheesy
BusinessRe: If I Deposit ₦500,000 With A Nigerian Bank For A Year by Funkymallam(m): 10:22am On Mar 12, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]@ OP

Do you play pool?!

Invest in my pool business and make over 70% interest in 2weeks.[/quote]Pool ke?
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Nairaland: State Of The Forum by Funkymallam(m): 10:19am On Mar 12, 2012
Ijogz K: I now Understand what people said about the site not been user friendly while using it on a Laptop.... Jesu its Awkward mehnnnnn. Confusing and too bright. Am outta here!!!

Am sorry for supporting the new "nairaland" yesterday. I hope my fans wont be pissed @ me sha
Cocoa and Badosky will b after u soon.
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Nairaland: State Of The Forum by Funkymallam(m): 10:05am On Mar 12, 2012
Those faculties should start working @ optimal level o. Have been trying to access the site since morning but no way.
PhonesRe: Nokia E5 Vs Nokia E75 Smartphone by Funkymallam(m): 8:43pm On Mar 11, 2012
jedisco: @op
You should buy nokia 500. Although a little bit more expensive, its got much better specs.
Also it runs symbian Anna (upgradable to Belle) which is much more better than the traditional symbian 60.

Also I dont think its wise buying any mobile after 2years of its release especially if its produced by Nokia. They make multiple phones almost every month in different price ranges. I would almost bet that you would get a better more current phone within that price range.
u r so on point, d price diff is just 1k sef. Nokia 500 goes for 29k in slot n E5 for 28k.
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 9:31am On Mar 11, 2012
freecocoa: WHICH KIND THING BE THIS NA?I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I STOPPED,SEUN YOU BETTER MAKE THE POSTING TURN BY TURN SO I CAN SEE WHEN SOMEONE IS ADRESSING OR CUSSING ME O.
Nobody go fit curse u here, when i funky dey.
I gat ya back cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 9:30am On Mar 11, 2012
Ijogz K: Seun God bless u 4 dis: See as d fin come be like say na Angel design am :-
Trouble maker grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 9:28am On Mar 11, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~]Shege! Back to sender! cheesy[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 9:27am On Mar 11, 2012
freecocoa: Sharrap*angry face*
nne, me? cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 9:21am On Mar 11, 2012
maclatunji: For those complaining, understand that this is more of a business rather than technical decision. Personally, I would just have retained the colour theme of the old nairaland. That would have killed half of the complaints here.

Seun, most people here don't understand the kind of creative freedom you now have with this new Nairaland but I do.

Follow my advice on the colour theme and I think you will do just fine. In 6 months your website's figures should be getting back to normal. In addition, you might want to take social media integration serious for the future growth of Nairaland- you have been sleeping big-time on that one.
WORD!
The flexibilty this offers Seun is gr8 but expect ppl to complain. Am with u on d theme too.
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 9:19am On Mar 11, 2012
freecocoa: E no dey sweet like using the main one na,btw why my own different na?
Ur own no diff o, na bad name b dat shocked

just lyk to open teeth na (; + D)
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 9:16am On Mar 11, 2012
freecocoa: leave them na ,them think say seun don dash dem girls for free,I pity anybody wey dey send me friend request,I come here come find friend ni?rubbish.
Make una easy na, pplk lyk kills don dey gather frnds sef, u fit see am for dia profile.

*kneeling on one knee* can u b my cocoa? grin cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 9:12am On Mar 11, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~]SEUN I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. . . I CAN NOW SEE QUOTES CLEARLY. . . This color is PERFECT!



THANK YOU. . . cheesy cheesy cheesy

BTW, do you realize that banned inmates are now loose? I just logged in and posted with sexkillz! grin grin grin
[/quote]Agu, u don dey sample ur 32 abi? Cus oga don free u ba? Enjoy while it last cus all prisioners must b sent back to jail in due time grin cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 9:10am On Mar 11, 2012
freecocoa: I see you are making some changes but I never still see my smileys and the likes,I go cause problem here if una no do something about it.
Nne, if u wan get smiley, na im b say u go remember d shortcut of dat smiley. We don cram some b4 b4 grin cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 8:54am On Mar 11, 2012
At least no more ' 15 replies were posted as u were typing u might want to review ur post'

me likyyyy cheesy 8-)
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 8:52am On Mar 11, 2012
Idowuogbo: U dey craze ni? Answer me.

U beta go take a nap inside wan blazing furnace.

Na who dash u tone sef? Dis freedom of speech dey enable u abi!

No wahala na hia we dey.

Monkey!
kai! grin grin cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 8:48am On Mar 11, 2012
Ijogz K: Cocoa and Idowu..... Awon omo ghetto....*Lipssealed* c
Dan iska grin cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Funkymallam(m): 8:47am On Mar 11, 2012
freecocoa: You smoke?is this what you told me now now?hmm why are you people so wucked?so you want seun's site to crumble,this isn't good and you know it,facebook gets better after the upgrade,this NL2 is more of a downgrade than an upgrade,how can someone deliberately change from good to worse?if this were better than our NL people won't complain this much,I dey vex.
Sanu fa. Dis tin dey pain ma lady no b small o. Oya oga Seun, kai change am por dis nairaland b4 i pasa ur baki nw.

:/ :/
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Glo Just Collected My Money Without Crediting Me Completely by Funkymallam(m): 9:28pm On Mar 10, 2012
snowdrops:
Tap on your skull. Can you hear an echo? Means an empty skull with no brain.
grin angry cheesy
PoliticsSouth Africans Reacts To Their Govt.'s Appology To Nigeria. by Funkymallam(op): 11:20am On Mar 10, 2012
Mar 8, 2012
Mtho'eng'nanqondo
Pu#sies!!!
Mar 8, 2012
tumzangwana
i give up. s.a gov. ke machwega fela a dibari. nxa!
Mar 8, 2012
RobinH
Say no more. Bunch of indecisive spineless wimps.
Mar 8, 2012
Candyboy
“We were the first to not allow Nigerians and it is proper that we apologise and we are not expecting the Nigerian government to apologise to us,” said Ebrahim.
what a po3s this GOVT is, Our own GOVT has just humiliated us, the nation, in front of the whole world, i'm sick at the thought we are run by spineless sheep, this should be a clear message to all SA People, our GOVT is being violated by the 9ja's and they dont give a furk about you on the street, Politics, Business and Greed is the order of the day.

There we have it, SA is the furken laughing stock of Africa, now it is official and for all to see
Mar 8, 2012
MommaC
Where did the other article go?

For the poop who said that Nigeria has been cleared by WHO
They DEFINITELY haven't

http://www.who.int/ith/chapters/ith2011annexs.pdf
http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/yellowbook/2012/chapter-3-infectious-diseases-related-to-travel/yellow-fever.htm


They are still a high risk country which is probably because your government thinks that hong fong vaccination certificates will protect you from the disease.
Mar 8, 2012
Shredder
@Mtho'eng'nanqondo - You are right about that one, Kitty-cats. They don't take out and apologize to us for the eToll. Agg sorry, eThievery.
Mar 8, 2012
sh!tFaceSamsung
I don't feel sorry for those bastard nigerians : actually we hv to longe attack on them insteed they apologised: pathethic: pela our govrnment is useless when it comes to intanational matters
Mar 8, 2012
witklaps
exactly, the sa-gove are a bunch pu'ssy's

and a bunch bullies punching way above their IQ weight. nigeria -1 s/africa 0
Mar 8, 2012
KatakataEmaotoAditshepe
Not enough,disburse all their spent money and give them emotional abuse compensation on top.
Mar 8, 2012
MORNACHIESS
Let's remove Zomeeer now gud people !
Mar 8, 2012
RobinH
Samsung: Inane talk of attacking people is just so useless. Helps no-one.
Mar 8, 2012
Crown
What the F@%K! Sorry for what? For protecting our health? I thought that was the best thing to do in the first place.
Mar 8, 2012
WordofGod
yeepii! let them come back,
Mar 8, 2012
Candyboy
Where did the other articles go, those threads were interesting, !

Nigeria 1 - SA & Sowetan 0
http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2012/03/08/south-africa-apologises-to-nigeria?filter=all_comments

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