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TravelRe: Uk Deports 120 Nigerians Over Immigration Offences by Funkymallam(m): 9:57am On Mar 10, 2012
Trust nairalanders to compare this case to d SA deportation ish.

This guys were deported cus they were illegal immigrants with no valid papers or stay permits. This deportation is right and normal.

The SA issue was about a mere yellow fever card, wc if u cant accept the one they brought, u quarantine them at the airport b4 they enter ur country, they were no illegal immigrants, they v got their valid papers!
PoliticsRe: I Denied Being A Nigerian Today. by Funkymallam(m): 9:33am On Mar 10, 2012
papatosibe:
Because it is an abomination for a low-life black man to kill a White man. Black people go to jail for life for even looking at a WHite man/woman the wrong way in America. Wake up buddy, and smell the coffee. Now go inform your peeps in Naija to get ready for war. We will take you all out with our drones, like the one below. We will start from your huts and gradually work our way up to your mud houses until we take out every father, mother, child, pregnant woman and heavily accented diasporan like yourself. It is onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[img]http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/media/ALeqM5giIp_Owd8RGBSa3_qooUT0Cjq8IA?docId=photo_1331303132257-1-0&size=l[/img]
Who is this british wannabe slowpoke? Get a life!
PoliticsRe: B-r-e-a-k-i-n-g N-e-w-s : Boko Haram Deny Abducting Europeans Killed Failed Resc by Funkymallam(m): 9:23am On Mar 10, 2012
Well according to reports, the kidnapping was carried out by d faction led by Abu Mohammed and not the known faction lead by Ibrahim Shekau, which Qaqa is its spokes person.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is 7 Years Old Today! by Funkymallam(m): 8:18am On Mar 10, 2012
Kai! Nairaland i don old ooo, so i don reach am por 7yrs. Quanratulations.
Walahi, na as i been dey search internet for something around 2008 na im i see am por dis porum, and gaskiya i don dey enjoy am since den.

Oga Seun, Muki and others una try o and to all d Nlders, xpecially on politics section, beaf, gbawe, alh harem, afam4eva, dede1, onlytruth and co una dey gbaske.
For sports section, i hail oga dayokanu, muki and fredoooo.
For comedy section, i dey hail bin gbagbo, skales, ben 10, ajibel, booqee and others.

Api bufday nld
InvestmentRe: Listing Of Shares On The NSE Should Be Voluntary - MTN by Funkymallam(m): 3:33pm On Mar 09, 2012
[quote author=Godman_n link=topic=890172.msg10364475#msg10364475 date=1331302552]But you failed to tell me why they will not compel Shell, Chelvrom, and co?[/quote]Dude, stop d arguement and read well again, u r making a joke of urself here.
The artile stated that they are trying to legistlate a law that will compel all major companies in oil, telecomunications and others to be listed in d NSE but MTN is challenging the idea not that they r d only ones compelled.

If it happens GLO, AIRTEL and ETISALAT will all be affected.

U type long epistles but fail to read b4 u argue.
NYSCRe: Nysc Members To Be Trained In Martial Arts by Funkymallam(m): 2:31pm On Mar 09, 2012
Eeeyyyaaaaa kpish kpishhhh kpishhh. grin grin

make dem no use am tidy dem employers ooo or weaker otondo kofass cheesy
PoliticsRe: Firms To Own Small Power Plants by Funkymallam(m): 7:01pm On Mar 08, 2012
JUO:
may be u own a company?
He dosnt need to own a company.
10k a mnth is an average of about 335 naira a day on fuel and ppl spend more than that.
PoliticsRe: A.p.g.a Challenges T. A Orji To Deliver Good Governance Or Resign! by Funkymallam(op): 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2012
Where are his sycophants lyk Johnsonna and all his other monikers?
I thought u said he wasnt booed, never even knew he was pelted with sachet water.

Shame!
PoliticsA.p.g.a Challenges T. A Orji To Deliver Good Governance Or Resign! by Funkymallam(op): 11:03am On Mar 08, 2012
Governor of Abia State, Theodore Orji popularly known as Ochendo is seriously under heavy attacks. These attacks have nothing to do with the Bokom Haram pillage or the crisis threatening some parts of the nation, the attacks are from The All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), Abia State chapter Civil Liberties Organization, thus calling on the resignation of the governor if he cant perform.
In a joint statement signed by Prince Nnanna Ukaegbu and Chief Sunday Evuru denied the allegation by some top government functionaries in the state, that it was APGA that mobilized people that booed the governor and threw sachet water at the governor in Aba.
It reads: “The governor should toe the part of reason and listen to the yearnings of Abia people who are groaning under his governance and immediately respond to their plight by providing the dividends of democracy instead of looking for whom to blame.

There is no where in democracy the people cannot express their displeasure with the way they are being governed as they did on February 28, at the Enyimba Stadium which was a clamour for responsive and responsible governance.
“APGA in Abia State decry the resort by Orji’s aides to name-calling, heightened propaganda and unmerited pontification in response to the peoples’ demand for good governance and provision of basic amenities.
“As we call on Orji to perform and discharge his constitutional responsibilities to the people of Abia State or where he is unable to do so, to honourably resign, we equally challenge the state government to assemble a team of journalists from reputable media houses to undertake a tour of not just the roads claimed to have been rehabilitated but the entire Aba and Abia State at the expense of our great party.
After all, the roads claimed to have been built by the government are not in Moscow (Russia) nor in New York (United States of America), they are all in Aba” They submitted.
Meanwhile, the Civil Liberties Organization (CLO), Aba chapter has condemned the sacking of commissioners and other aides in the state by the governor, noting that the booing of the governor last week at the Enyimba Stadium in Aba during the reception of the remains of the late Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu would not solve the unpopularity problem starring the government in the face.


http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/03/08/executive-war-apga-blasts-abia-gov-says-resign-if-you-cant-perform/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=executive-war-apga-blasts-abia-gov-says-resign-if-you-cant-perform
PhonesRe: Etisalat Sent Me A Birthday Message by Funkymallam(m): 12:59pm On Mar 06, 2012
Etibaba, sure the best netwrk for the now!
Foreign AffairsRe: Happy Independence Day Ghana! by Funkymallam(m): 11:51am On Mar 06, 2012
Happi indeoendence anniversary our brothers.
CrimeRe: A Pregnant Nigeria Lady Gave Birth To Stashes Of Cocaine At Us Airport by Funkymallam(m): 10:03am On Mar 06, 2012
Another thread for the internet tribal warriors.
PoliticsRe: S H O C K E R Governor T A Orji Has Sacked Half Of His Cabinet Member by Funkymallam(m): 9:38am On Mar 05, 2012
Where is JOHNSONNA? I thought ur man was not booed @ aba? Lying thing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Bromwich Albion Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On Saturday March 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 5:22pm On Mar 03, 2012
So chelsea is now so bad that they cant easily beat lil teams again? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Bromwich Albion Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On Saturday March 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 4:33pm On Mar 03, 2012
Bluzzz get d damn goal jor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Bromwich Albion Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On Saturday March 3rd 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 4:00pm On Mar 03, 2012
Hope the bluzzz wins with 2 clear goals and roll back to 4th place.
PoliticsRe: Buy Nigeria: Law Makers Approve Innoson Vehicles For Official Use by Funkymallam(m): 6:34pm On Mar 02, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=883632.msg10315853#msg10315853 date=1330706869]Is Innoson "MADE IN NIGERIA" or "ASSEMBLED IN NIGERIA"? undecided

I know that it takes a lot to make a car. . Just asking. If so, where is the body fabricated, the engine, the electricals, the lights, etc[/quote]I advice u read d article again, that might help or if still in doubt ph os not dat far frm nnewi. Goodluck smiley
SportsUr Local Players Suprised Us - Rwanda Coach by Funkymallam(op): 10:03am On Mar 02, 2012
Militi Mitchio, the Serbian coach of Rwanda,  said after the match in Kigali that Nigeria’s central defender, homeboy Azubuike Egwuekwe surprised him and that Rangers’ left midfielder Ejike Uzoenyi took their team unawares throughout the match.

He repeatedly asked where Coach Stephen Keshi got the boys from.

Militi who has been in Africa for about 14 years gave a good account of his knowledge of Nigerian players and he prepared on how to dislodge them in the match.

There were players he expected to feature in the positions Keshi fielded  some local players he never saw before Wednesday’s match. He  prepared for the match with clips on the style of Nigerian players and planned how to tackle everyone including defenders.

He probably expected the likes of Ambrose Efe on the right back and possibly Adeleye to pair Joseph Yobo in the central defence. He worked on that possibility but when Azubike,  tall with good frame for a central defender, went hard on his players, won almost all aerial balls and even went up front for possible headers, Militchio kept asking, after the match,  where Nigeria got him from.

He paid same respect to Godfrey Itama, the right back whose brilliant play surprised even the Nigerian officials in Rwanda. He seems ready to earn such high reputation as Sylvanus Okpala, interestingly one of his coaches, David Adiele and Austin Eguavoen did in that position for Eagles of their time.  Godfrey is a player to watch in Nigeria.

“Your team is good. I worked hard to clip them.  You shouldn’t  be hard on your players because I worked on them. But that your shot man on the left (Ejike) took us unawares. He took us by surprise.  We didn’t know him. So is that your central defender. We expected another person to pair with Yobo.That boy (Azubike) was something else in the team. And your right back (Godfrey) was superb. Where did you get them from? I think that your coaches have done well with these local players. What great and young players that they are. They took us by surprise.”

On the return leg in June he said “ We hope to do well when we come in June. It may be difficult but who knows? If we get a score draw Nigeria is out. I was happy it ended in a scoreless draw here.”


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/your-local-players-took-us-by-surprise-rwandan-coach/
SportsRe: Super Eagles Can Kill Someone!: Keshi Laments by Funkymallam(m): 9:55am On Mar 02, 2012
;d ;d ;d ;d
EducationRe: Maiduguri Parents Keep Children From School by Funkymallam(m): 6:27pm On Feb 29, 2012
Abu Qaqa is not a real name, its d name given to dia spokesperson. Anybody can claim d name, since u cant see dem during d message.
SportsRe: AFCON Qualifier: Rwanda Vs Super Eagles (0 - 0) On February 29th 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 3:12pm On Feb 29, 2012
Ejike of Rangers is d tormentor in chief @ d wings while Taiwo is our weakest link.
@completesports on twitter
PoliticsRe: General TY Danjuma Donates $1M To World Bank’s Africa River Blindness Trust Fund by Funkymallam(m): 8:50am On Feb 29, 2012
In as much as d oil wealth was illegally gotten 'dashed by Abacha' but i want to ask all of u calling him thief.
If u were dashed an oil block, will u reject it? Surely no.

Nobody can prosecute him for stealing, cus he never stole it but was given by d head of state.

Many ppl have more than one oil block but hw many of dem have charity foundations?
PoliticsRe: Ta Orji Disgraced At Aba During Ojukwu Burial Rites by Funkymallam(m): 5:36pm On Feb 28, 2012
@Johnsonna
Its obvious that u can go to any length to defend d obvious.
Dude, wake up, ot was live on d national tv NTA.

I was so shocked, that i had to ask my frnds frm Abaia why they hate dis man so much and d remark i got was uncomplimentary.

U r like d only one defending him here and u have been knw as his agent, here on NL, all ur posts r based on d gov.
PoliticsRe: Ta Orji Disgraced At Aba During Ojukwu Burial Rites by Funkymallam(m): 5:09pm On Feb 28, 2012
johnsonnna:
I wonder why we should be commenting falsely  against ORJI  let stop this criticism and encourage him for more good which he has already started Governor Orji went as far in zunguru Niger state, to attend the commencement  of the burial rites of the Dim Odume Chukwu Emeka Ojukwu disclosed that southeast governors had designed wonderful  programmes to cerebrate the exit of this great legend of all times.
Bros, are u not tired of this ur 'unmarketable product'? Why d blantant lies?
It was a gory site, it was live on NTA and i watched from kano. This was what happened:
when d Gov was introduced for his speech, some women on white and blue uniform were cheering him, but all of a sudden the youths began to boo him, the boos soon swallowed up d cheers.
As he started his speech, he said and i quote

''this is not a political gathering, this things have been happening yet i wins election in this state''.

I was shocked by this declaration. Still d boos continued throughour his speech, that d music guy had to be playing solidarity songs in beween to silence d crowd but no way.

Infact, when Rochas of imo state got up to pay his last respect, same youths started cheering him!

What a way to disgrace a serving governor shocked  shocked
PoliticsLive: Ojukwu's Lying In State In Owerri: Nta Live by Funkymallam(op): 7:11pm On Feb 27, 2012
Its on nw on nta live
SportsRe: Keshi Unveils 11 Home-based Players For Afcon Qualifier With Rwanda by Funkymallam(m): 11:46am On Feb 27, 2012
Good one frm d boss.
Rhose dropped should work harder for nxt time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (5 - 2) On Sunday February 26th 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 4:00pm On Feb 26, 2012
What did AVB see in this ball boi, Walcott, that he s chasing him?  angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (5 - 2) On Sunday February 26th 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 3:48pm On Feb 26, 2012
Whats happening to spurs?  angry

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