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FashionRe: Brazilian Hair: Nigerian Girls, Are You Happy? (Picture) by Funkymallam(m): 10:45am On Dec 03, 2011
For most of u saying its not human hair, pls read thia:


http://www.minnowfilms.co.uk/filmography/jamelia-whose-hair-Is-It-anyway.html
PoliticsRe: *~ Gbawe Voted The Politics Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by Funkymallam(m): 11:40pm On Dec 02, 2011
Goldieluks:
I nominate myself please. embarassed embarassed
I tot to i, those dat organise or participate in pools are jobless? #justasking lipsrsealed

@topic. Beaf should get it but since he is disqualified, i go for Gbawe.
Jokes EtcRe: Brazilian Hair Wahala by Funkymallam(op): 10:49pm On Dec 02, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcBrazilian Hair Wahala by Funkymallam(op): 10:48pm On Dec 02, 2011
huh huh huh

SportsRe: Lionel Messi emerges Nairaland World Footballer Of The Year for 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 9:14pm On Dec 02, 2011
rvp!
SportsRe: I.K Uche wins Nairaland Nigerian Footballer Of The Year 2011. by Funkymallam(m): 9:12pm On Dec 02, 2011
Ahmed Musa.
Served Nigeria in three capacities andalways put in his best
SportsRe: Nairaland African Footballer Of The Year 2011 (VOTE NOW!) by Funkymallam(m): 9:10pm On Dec 02, 2011
Yaya Toure
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Algeria CAF U-23 Match: (4 - 1) On 2nd December by Funkymallam(m): 8:54pm On Dec 02, 2011
The Nigerian sport minister have been sacked today by GEJ. . .

Senegal 1 morocco 0.
Getting worst, we need to beat Algeria by @ least 2 goals and hope tha morocco beats senegal.
RomanceRe: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by Funkymallam(m): 6:37pm On Dec 02, 2011
See as ladies dey fight here oooo. Chei! Who i go vote sef? huh
Ok, i don see her. . . .
Jokes EtcBin All D Way! by Funkymallam(op): 6:04pm On Dec 02, 2011
Teacher: Studio and Ajibel, the composition i asked u to write about an animal, both of u wrote the same thing. Who copied who?
Studio: we live in the same compound and we only have one animal, his name is BUSH PIG (BIN . . .) grin grin grin
Technology MarketRe: Computer Village (Ikeja) Price Guide by Funkymallam(m): 5:32pm On Dec 02, 2011
7070:
ACER(Emachine)
15" screen
Webcam
Color:black
AMD dual core processor
3GB DDR3 Memory
320GB HDD
DVD supermulti drive
Wifi
Bluetooth
6cell Li-On 3hrs battery
Windows 7
Internet Ready
Brand New
Price:N100k(NEGOTIABLE)
,
ASUS A52F
15" screen
Webcam
Color:black+Brown
Intel dual i3 processor
3GB DDR3 Memory
320GB HDD
DVD supermulti drive
Wifi
Bluetooth
6cell Li-On 3hrs battery
Windows 7
Internet Ready
Brand New
Price:N100k(NEGOTIABLE)
Bros, if u really want peepz to contact u, review ur prices, they r damn too high for such specs and system names. Gudluck
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi Employs 20,000 Youths by Funkymallam(m): 5:07pm On Dec 02, 2011
Employed to do what and to be paid how much? Smh

OYES = YES O . . . grin grin grin

20k adults employed to sweep the streets and paid 10k each abi. So much for employment lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Shekarau Set To Dump Anpp For Pdp by Funkymallam(m): 5:00pm On Dec 02, 2011
I knew it, Mallam Ibrahim Shekarau can not be trusted. Political harlot!!!
PoliticsRe: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Funkymallam(m): 11:52am On Dec 02, 2011
You people should pls free this woman, yes she have been releasing bombs more than boko haram but this one is right!

Wen u check ur status, you are either positive or negative, so u are a victim until proven free.
In other words, if she just said 'we all have aids' without adding the two status, positive and negative, it would have been wrong. Mind u she went to see d victims in a home, she have to give them sense of belonging, if u watched it, she was hugging them. So, that statement 'we all have aids' was to encourage them.
Thnx
PoliticsRe: Imo Proposes N190b For Four-year Rolling Plan by Funkymallam(m): 11:09pm On Dec 01, 2011
^
Dan iska, do u have a tin for Okorocha abi na Imo b ur problem? And not frm dat area but that guy is one of d few performing govs in Nigeria today. Search for his achievements in 100days and compare them with Aregbesola's 1 yr achievements then u come back here. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Uganda/ghana To Miss 80 Million Pounds Over Anti-man-lover Bill by Funkymallam(m): 10:28pm On Dec 01, 2011
9ja big bros leading d way.
Cameron n co no fagggggaaaattt for u ooo grin grin grin
No aid will make us stronger and challenge our lazy arse, soon u guys will come like a dog with its tail btw its legs.
IF UR PARENTS WERE GAY, HW WILL U EVER EXIST? huh huh
PoliticsRe: UK, Amnesty International Kick Against Nigeria’s Anti man-lover Law by Funkymallam(m): 10:17pm On Dec 01, 2011
2mch:
grin grin grin cheesy, Experience talking. How do you know their names? But funky mallam, are dan daudu's not a cultural thing in the north? Or does the North assume that men that dress like women and do funny stuffs are not man-lover? Or are they eunuchs? huh. Funny that you should laugh at your culture. lmao at dan daudu. rotfl.
Talking of xperience, hw do u knw dia names if u r not xperienced? cheesy
Kai dan iska! Dan daudu is not my culture, infact here it is punishable by stonning to death not dat miserable 14yrs grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: UK, Amnesty International Kick Against Nigeria’s Anti man-lover Law by Funkymallam(m): 9:44pm On Dec 01, 2011
JAZES:
Did GEJ actually say that? shocked shocked shocked
Yes o bros, on d NTA ntwrk news.
Supee + dan daudu = 14 yrs baby grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: UK, Amnesty International Kick Against Nigeria’s Anti man-lover Law by Funkymallam(m): 9:12pm On Dec 01, 2011
Latest Qoutes.

'They can go to hell with their aids to Nigeria' - David Mark. . . Sen President.

'The law is irrevocable' - GEJ

Enuf Balls mennnn grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Expensive Joke by Funkymallam(m): 5:32pm On Dec 01, 2011
Some ppl here needs hang glue lipsrsealed
Phone/Internet MarketClean Fairly Used E6 Needed! by Funkymallam(op): 5:04pm On Dec 01, 2011
Pls, a frnd need a fairly used e6. If u v one post d pix n d price. Thnx
PoliticsRe: Opposition Lawmakers Want Obasanjo Punished For BPE Failures by Funkymallam(m): 4:52pm On Dec 01, 2011
Una wan prosecute baba Iyabo? I dey laff grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: UK, Amnesty International Kick Against Nigeria’s Anti man-lover Law by Funkymallam(m): 4:43pm On Dec 01, 2011
What does this man mean by 'they would not condone such' ?
Are they going to declare war on Nigeria?
Give them free ViSA jare and stop threatening us grin grin grin
Technology MarketRe: Hp Mini For Sale by Funkymallam(m): 4:16pm On Dec 01, 2011
Am interested, can u post d pix? And what is ur last price?
BusinessRe: Chinese Govt To Loan Nigeria N80B For Abuja Light Rail by Funkymallam(m): 11:54am On Dec 01, 2011
^^
Pls help me ask o
PoliticsRe: 36 Governors Endorsed Fuel Subsidy Removal - Sule Lamido by Funkymallam(m): 10:59am On Dec 01, 2011
U mean all d state govs. Dats PDP + ACN + CPC + APGA + LP. Serious issue den but y are they making it look like a PDP tin?
PoliticsRe: Police Disperse Pro-biafra Procession In Nnewu, Anambra by Funkymallam(m): 10:52am On Dec 01, 2011
Begining of a new era! embarassed embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Carling Cup: Man United Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 2) On November 30th 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 11:23pm On Nov 30, 2011
Gud one. Manure join chelski and arssssnnnnaaal grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Does Fuel Subsidy Benefit The Average Nigerian? by Funkymallam(m): 6:36pm On Nov 30, 2011
Painful but necessary, still needs our refineries up n running.
http://www.channelstv.com/global/news_details.php?nid=30348&cat=Business
PoliticsRe: Mrs Diezani Allison-madueke Demands Secret Meeting With Senators Over Pib by Funkymallam(m): 6:13pm On Nov 30, 2011
Crude Oil:
Do you that she's a cheap slut?
crackhouse:
always thinking negatively with your damaged brain. It seems the operation u had sometime last year wasn't successfully done. I think U need some finishing touches,
U guys should free these dudes to 'imagine' with dia heads na, abi no b dia head? grin grin grin grin

@Topic. Secrete meeting or not, wkat they want to do, they would do. Bill passers cheesy
PoliticsRe: Gov Kwankwaso’s Drug Abuse, Assault On Cabinet Members, Corruption by Funkymallam(m): 5:47pm On Nov 30, 2011
Lies lies lies!

Mallam Ibrahim Shekarau bois with dia propaganders again! Skekarau should better go and anwser the call of ICPC. Rubbish!

1.Yes Engr. Kwankwaso is a rascal lyk Tinubu, but dnt do drugs.
2. Kwankwaso have beff with d Emir because of the Emir's shody deals with Mallam, that culminates into mallam giving Emir 88 million naira monthly(2 million from each of the 44 local govt allocations) and getting him a golden cart, instead of using the tradition horse. The Emir rewarded Mallam with d one of the greatest titles of the state, SARDAUNA KANO. . .


Many more things that the public dont knw.
Christianity EtcRe: Dr. Sign Fireman Is A True Man Of God! by Funkymallam(m): 9:00pm On Nov 29, 2011
^
see biz nah. Enuf BB and Andriod fons.
Wots d name of d biz center?

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