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_Fuck is this?

WTF is this crap?

Very _stupid pose to do for any woman over 14 yrs of age! And even some niggers do it too! SMH

Even those "avatar aliens" sef go follow reject this fat racist slob!

So none of stevie wonders wives or family members were ever allowed to be present during the signing of such sensitive documents? Na stevo do himself be that! Or maybe dem sell fake oracle biro for am!

Once a man starts receiving credit alerts that look like telephone numbers every month, it is easy for such a man to start feeling and speaking like "jesus mohammed!"

Cheii saraki? And daddy no dey again to use "white garment influence" to save him boy! Try to face the music and dance small shoki oh!

Those poses he is making are normally made by people who's anuses are hurting them! Gayrenle!

Mega Turn off! All forms of make up are only used by women to hide their uglyness anyways! Keep it REAL or continue keeping it WRONG! Au naturel is best!!!

kelish:
got d bigest embarrassmnt of life yestaday,
i happen to met a guy in my friend's lodge last friday afta beggin i desided 2 gv him my phn no he started callin evryday to woo me he comes 2 my hotel evtyday 2 see me we againd dat he s goin 2 tak me out on thursdy by 4 ,d day came i woke up vry weak i til manage 2 go wit my frnd wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself nd 2 bottles of soft for me nd my frnd we didnt evn chat well he leta got fish for 400 evrytin he sent on urs was nt up to 1000 wen we finishd he said we should go 2 his house nd dat my frnd should go i told him i wsnt going anywere ,dats were d trouble startd he said he was not goin 2 let me go evn wit d intervention of ppl we refuse 2 let me go. he disgraced me bcus of #700 he spent on me it took d intervention of his frndz to resuce me GOD forbid dat i will go bk 2 him.some guys r stupid

Wetin this awoof loving olosho dey complain about? See you sef rolling with niggas wey dey shack 33 lager and you wan still form levels? Come on get lost and go and continue trying to escape from your "owu laced existence"! Nonsense! Iya eja!

chukwudi44:
Lol!! Which NASS will pass this your bill? Buhari is yet to understand the limits of his powers under a civillian regime!! He would soon find out in an embarrassing way

Well if they can't take on such drastic reforms na to continue to dey rock the suffer head and wahala dey go! But unfortunately we shall remain stuck in this quagmire forever! When the u.s government granted men like "melvin purvis" and " j edgar hoover" the autonomy and the govt. backed laws to restructure the FBI in order to deal with corruption and sanitise the system there were also a few haters that fought back against such reforms even then! But the administration of the time made sure they forged ahead for the greater good of the nation! The choice is buharis and the assemblies to make!

Get the national assembly to pass a bill and insert into the constitution a clause specifically for the creation of special courts to be manned by barristers, sans etc that would be granted special autonomy to investigate and deliver judgements in line with the cases of corruption before them on behalf of the government! Limit the age limit for the lawyers in charge of these special apellate courts to be not more than 50 and not less than 24 and watch how a new set of lawyers will write their names in gold!

Nigerias problem is and has always been "poverty" as a result of bad leadership! If any new conference is not interested in finding out how these twin axis of evil factors can be eradicated amongst our citizens, then it would only end up being another useless tribal and religious gathering of nitwits with nothing tangible to say as well as another pointless exercise in futility!

Unless they think that getting AIDS is quite responsible? Then in that case yes!

Saraks? E don be! You are "own ya own" with this matter!

This END is too soft na! He should use words like DESTROY, MUTILATE or COMPLETELY BE HEAD in the near future!

Who gives a flying _fuck?

Who gives a flying _fuck?

energylee:
Why don't you for once think like a human being? Must you abuse her or she collected your biscuits?... You see someone smiling lik that and all you could type was nonsense. If she should see that, do you think she will still be smiling? That means you've successfully poured salt into her milk.... Go and change faa....!!!

The answers to your _stupid musings are as follows: My laptop, my internet connection, my time and my decision! Now kindly shut your inconsequential and demented ass up you turd!

Make those their militants try form part of the prosecution oh? After all na dem the looting go don affect pass!

manalejo:
Please house help me with good advice here. I am 42 years old. I have been married for about ten years. But lately, i discovered I am not sexually attracted to my wife. We love each other. For about a month now, I have not even touch her and she did not touch me either, yet we sleeps on the same bed.
My manhood will not just function each time my wife is beside me, but once she is gone to work or out of my vicinity, it will work perfectly. I am not cheating on her and i can say as far as i know she is not cheating on me either. We are good Christians.
I need a good advice here on what to do. Thanks

Hmmmm! "Non functioning manhood?" "Refuses to respond to the stimuli of female partners touch or presence?" Maybe you are "impotent"! Better go see a doctor for good measure!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OtMBo_K4Xrs?autoplay=1

Enjoy classic jogo bonito by the kings!

He is right to be weary! The last hopeless administration we had lied about everything under the sun so it is only right that even we nigerians take any bit of governments info with a pinch of salt!

The nigerian army wants them to get tired of dying and not fighting!

This old woman is too local! Grow up and act your age ma! She must surely be related to the useless diseased prostitute that is below me but unfortunately this ones brain is merely a decoration for the rest of her body!

Alarm bad oh? Thank god 4 winning!

misspicy:
@OP,child molestation has always been happening, i think its been brought to the limelight now more because its becoming rampant,it has always been happening buh awareness is been given to it now,alot of us actually experienced it as a kid buh we never knew what it means until later in life












[color=#000055]ALL THANKS TO THAT MOD WHO BANNED ME FOR FOUR DAYS FOR SPACEBOOKING,I GOT TIME TO BE PRODUCTIVE AT WORK,PLEASE BAN ME AGAIN NEXT TIME I BOOK SPACE[/color]

Chaaii! See the bitterness for this 1 signature abeg!

Men the train of thought of some of the niggas on here sabi de-rail sha? Haba!

Op! Stop asking questions about things of which you already know the answer! YOU, I and everyone online right now MUST DIE! Now go and keep hustling because your time is awasting!

BishopMagic:
[size=18pt]SW Myopia: A case of Frog in Water[/size]

Any of you who had the privilege of a descent secondary school education will understand the "frog in water" theory.

The Frog in water theory stems from the lab experiments done in biological classes to show how cold blooded reptiles depend on their surroundings for warmth.

It basically involves two stages;

The first stage involves putting the frog in a beaker of hot water. Naturally the frog jumps out of the beaker due to the hot temperatures.

The second stage involves placing the frog in a beaker of cold water and slowly heating it up on a Bunsen burner. Remarkably the frog just sits there oblivious of what is going on. It will continue in this state of oblivion until it dies from the steaming water.

This scenario is replicated in how people react to the stock market. If the market crashes hard people panic and begin sell offs. If the market looses points gradually people don't seem to notice until they wake up one morning and find half of their investments have been wiped out.

Now, when we apply this frog in water theory in our political landscape I see only parallels with the SW political class and general populace who never see beyond their noses.

It usually takes sweeping and drastic changes for the SW electorate to react just like the frog when placed in hot water but the SW is usually oblivious to slow and latent changes.

For how can we reconcile how the SW will suddenly again root for Buhari after 3 decades? The last time Buhari arrived on the political scene, he was supported heavily in the SW because at that time Shagari's govt was so vilified by the SW press that any "change" no matter how undemocratic or unconstitutional was welcomed.

Fast forward to present day and we can see how a well oiled propaganda machinery steered the SW voting block back to buhari.

They were made to believe that Buhari has since repented (this is the cold water stage) and can not act despotically in a democratic setting.

But since Buhari was sworn in he has never even bothered to tour the SW and show his gratitude for the enormous and crucial support they lent him. It is obvious that the SW press and media consultants were able to re-brand an old duara goat like Buhari to appear as a docile sheep.

Now that Buhari is slowly showing the SW that a despot at 40 is a despot for life they still cling stubbornly to the change rhetoric and Buhari's mythical puritan disposition.

The SW may never know they have entered one chance just like our frog sitting in the beaker of lukewarm water.

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Cheii! Ward 1 at yaba left is missing its oba!