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BusinessRe: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op):
Let me show you something cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Abuja Or Lagos People Please Advice Me, Am Depressed! � by FunnyDude(m): 3:06pm On Mar 16, 2023
Karikapapaya:
Please 🥺 I need advice. Since I graduated from University of Benin in 2011, I have not had a good job. I also have a Masters degree from same Uni. I reside in Warri in Delta State. I also own a diploma in theology, that means have been to bible school. Have been teaching in different private schools since 2011. Am 34 now will be 35 in few months time. Lots of people are putting pressure on me to get married but I am scared I can't sustain a family with my meagre private school teacher's salary. Am considering relocating to Abuja to see if I could get a better life with my credentials. I don't know how life really is over there? If I could get a better job? even if it's a good private school that pays well. What's the cost of accommodation? Am just trying to take a leap of faith. Though it seems late, but better late than never. I just feel a change in environment would be better because help is not forth coming from anywhere. I could also work as a pastor in a church if I can get accommodation. Someone please help me I need counsel. Thank you in anticipation 🙏. I have been thinking 🤔 too much lately. Seems like am running out of time cos most of my mates are already married and settled. Help a brother. Am Esan by tribe but born and brought up in Warri. Am like a burden to my aged parents right now because I still live with them and feed from them. I have savings of up to 150k. Keep the advice coming please. Should I just rent a small house in Warri and be managing things or I should relocate to Abuja ? Or even Lagos? I know I am brilliant because I graduated with a second class upper grade with a 4. Point CGPA in biochemistry. I can speak fluently and can defend my certificate but have not been really lucky with jobs. Have spent t fare attending different interviews in Lagos in the past I had to give up and stop coupled with he fact that the age factor isn't on my side anymore.
Seun front page please
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Abuja Or Lagos People Please Advice Me, Am Depressed! � by FunnyDude(m):
I do tell people that your destiny is in your hand and brain. Internet has made the world a global village.

Though destiny ain't the same I know, but we need to still try.
With current exchange rate and level of inflation in Nigeria, I don't think anyone should settle for less anymore. I mean you earn $1000 and that equals 750,000 Naira in our local currency.

Bro...

Wake up, don't sleep...you can use your phone and internet use to watch TikTok to learn freelancing and make such income every month.

I'm a testimony. In 2018, I went to search Lagos for job and attended interviews till fustration became my other name.

Today, Internet saved me from lack and poverty.

Not my certificate.

Please learn a skill with that your internet. You will smile.

No one is coming to save YOU. Wake up please!
FamilyRe: Nigerian Doctor In USA Abandon Family,rushed Down To His Village To Farm. by FunnyDude(m): 7:48am On Mar 04, 2023
Spiritualsdeeps:
You are only the one that truly feels the Pains of a knife cut...People ,Relatives ,Friends would only say to you SORRY ,Be careful when they say Move ,Take ,Eat ,Run ,Look here ,take right ,left ,Move back etc .

You see their Smiles ,Laughter ,Their Inner mind contents is deeper than the deepest Valley .

Once they laugh and Joke with you ,They are with you to extract informations to intensify Evil Against you .

BE VIGILANTS.

FOR SPRITUAL DIAGNOSIS AND INVESTIGATIONS ..I REMAIN SPIRITUALIST ADE .
I believe you bro, life is just too up and down. This minute you have raving fans hailing you, the next moment when the chips are down you are left with your problem.

Things dey happen inside life
BusinessRe: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op):
FunnyDude:
Who salary epp? Earning in foreign currencies online is one of the best decision I ever took in Nigeria. I started Upwork in 2020.

I'm leveraging on the stability of US economy to stay afloat here in Nigeria. That's the best way to live right now.

So this month, I decided to start sharing my Upwork earnings from the month of March 2022.

Imagine earning $1467 in one month without buying or shipping a product. Here's the breakdown of the orders:

$400
$130
$130
$260
$155
$152
$65
$175

Excluding Upwork charges I was able to take home 675k in March.
Update
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Starving Me Of Sex by FunnyDude(m): 5:39pm On Jan 01, 2023
Business idea thread just 1 page, but sex topic don run enter 7 pages.

Sex this, sex that

Dey play
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by FunnyDude(m): 1:37pm On Jan 01, 2023
Dey play
InvestmentRe: Which Loan App Can Loan Me 10k? by FunnyDude(m):
sammirano:
Guys freelancing is a great place to make some side or main income depends on your goal. I made my first million there some years ago .
Register on Upwork
Setup your profile
Bid for jobs

Upwork is good because you can get a long term contract that can last a year and pays you well.

Get additional skills and increase your income.
Yes it’s true
BusinessRe: GTB Suspends International Transaction On Naira Cards!!! by FunnyDude(m): 6:13pm On Dec 30, 2022
$20 per month wen person dey manage for 2022, he reach 2023 turn everything burst
CelebritiesRe: Rapper CDQ Hospitalized (Photos) by FunnyDude(m): 8:22pm On Dec 28, 2022
mayklef:
all these irelevent noise makers, abeg rest
Forget this guy na life of d party dat year
CelebritiesRe: Rapper CDQ Hospitalized (Photos) by FunnyDude(m): 8:19pm On Dec 28, 2022
CDQ woooos won pe eeeh grin
FamilyRe: Did You Achieve Your Goals/targets For This Year? by FunnyDude(m): 1:08pm On Dec 25, 2022
I no get any plans or target, make I just Dey alive first
CareerRe: Now I Know Salary Is For Bills Only. by FunnyDude(m): 8:07pm On Dec 24, 2022
Lies full this thread
CrimeRe: Slawomirr Scammed Me by FunnyDude(m): 5:21pm On Dec 21, 2022
Sorry Ur money don go grin
I pity ur mumu
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 5:29pm On Dec 18, 2022
Djreloaded:
and this community clown is at it again..

Do you know what it means to be expert vetted?

Which clients pay by the hour when it comes to books.
I DO not take hourly jobs anymore, so why should my hours increase?

Oh, I make WAYYYY higher than 2k a month.
Joker.
Come let me hire u on Upwork. No offeinse bro
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 5:11pm On Dec 18, 2022
Djreloaded:
fun fact-
I gave you advice about the upwork space when you first started.

Relax, you'll get there.
Broooo if I show you my earnings, you’re just getting started.
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 4:58pm On Dec 18, 2022
qtguru:
He is right, the higher the amount, the less you pay in the service fee.
I’m talking about fixed contract of <500$
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 4:56pm On Dec 18, 2022
Djreloaded:
When you attain that level, you'd understand.

The days of Odesk.

You're still a newbie cheesy
If a Top-Rated Plus is a newbie then I agree. Let me spice your ego.
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 3:11pm On Dec 18, 2022
Djreloaded:
you can cut that $80 to $15.

Only the OGs know.
Which OG u be
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 3:07pm On Dec 18, 2022
Djreloaded:
you can cut that $80 to $15.

Only the OGs know.
Not possible brooo
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 2:53pm On Dec 18, 2022
F*ck Upwork. A race to the bottom platform that sucks.

Imagine after buying connects, sending tons of good and shitty proposals, interviews and all. Then you manage to earn $400 on a project on Upwork, they will deduct $80 from it. Leaving you with $320.

Which work did Upwork help you with to deduct a whole $80.

Only genius will understand where I’m driving at.

To freelancers, look for better ways to seek clients. Your clients are everywhere.

Run outta here
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m):
shocked
BusinessRe: CLOSED by FunnyDude(op): 6:29pm On Dec 13, 2022
Joshdboss:
How much? I have one
Send me a pm
BusinessRe: CLOSED by FunnyDude(op): 1:52pm On Dec 13, 2022
DesertScavenger:
i have a fully verified upwork account with the rising talent badge and 4 5star reviews...

All verifications done.

Sent you a mail
I've replied you
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 12:04pm On Dec 13, 2022
Do you have a verified upwork account with few reviews? Writing niche?

I wanna buy it.



DM me
BusinessCLOSED by FunnyDude(op):
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BusinessRe: I Just Made 7 Million Naira Luckily With Crypto. How Do I Invest? by FunnyDude(m): 6:23pm On Dec 12, 2022
IamDavid:
Reviewing the year, I have made over 7 million (over 8M actually, but I've spent a bit too, so 7M+ is saved), via crypto. However, at this point, I'll like to diversify into a real life business and keep just 2M for the crypto trading (as anything can happen, crypto is volatile).

I thought I was prepared until the money came. Your suggestions will be appreciated. I am single and can relocate to any city if need be.
No one will DM u.
BusinessRe: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:14pm On Dec 11, 2022
alakara:
Pls which niche is hot cake now?
Direct response copy
BusinessRe: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:59am On Dec 11, 2022
Making money on Upwork with a high demand skill is the latest update in town. Milk it now!!!
BusinessRe: Guide To Create, Verify, And Activate Wise Account In Nigeria by FunnyDude(m): 4:45pm On Dec 07, 2022
WorriorPlus:
Nigeria debit cards have $20 monthly payments limit. But Wise Visa card is unlimited.
Can you help me verify my wise account with 20$, what's your rate??
CrimeRe: Dr. Femi Olaleye In Prison For Allegedly Defiling His Wife’s 15-Year-Old Niece by FunnyDude(m): 3:29pm On Dec 01, 2022
Beast

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