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He should try Senate first....don't waste your money!

Tinubu about to commit political hara-kiri

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sonsomegrigbo:
No be lie lie dem pack full am...










Christians and Ben Bruce, I no know who dumb pass

You can talk for yourself sha... knowing Jesus and the peace He brings is the best experience ever.

In my opinion of using different church apps, I think the mobile app for "Bethel Church" ranks best. Very easy to use and allows download for offline listening. Bethel Church app is still the best so far. Always at peace anytime I hear the messages of "Bill Johnson" and the other preachers. God bless.

MrImole:
Another uppercut to the opposition, Ademola Adwleke is the next governor of Osun and not the state of Osun

God forbid.

It's better; at least they'll stop spoiling our roads with their tankers.

Thank God...long overdue.

You no get work.

Everything is dependent on hygiene... Regular bath, mild washing and a healthy lifestyle should reduce odour but not necessary eliminate the natural smell.

APC should just roll out drums tomorrow... Now I know PDP is not a serious party.

APC should just roll out drums tomorrow... Now I know PDP is not a serious party.

Maybe Delta...Rivers will be a tough one.

Good one....they should build it in the north!

TkhGuy:
I have head guys say it's difficult to get a girl into dating you most especially when she is already dating another girl,

But unlikely in my case the reverse is the scenario I am facing right now,

3 years ago after being abstaining from going to relationship with girl, for five in pesuit of a crazy career, I have been deeply swimming in lonely lifestyle, I have never had any serious relationship with any girl that lasted longer than 2 months and I encountered tons of broken hear from different girls including the ones I had platonic relationships with,

Driving within the rainy season time within march 2015, I met this beautiful girl who is fair in complexion and very attractive, I asked her out on a date, she looked at me and told me she is just getting off from a broken relationship, that can only be my friend, unfortunately for me I never knew the brainer behind a girl keeping a guy as friend,

It never came down on me that her intention was completely different from mine proposal, I danced along and she started exploring and exploiting me, she lives in bwari and at the time of the parasitic kind of date, I was loosing my money my Time and buying her gift and I was getting nothing in return,

The first part of my terrible experience with her was at the peak of fuel scarcity that rocks, that day she finished from where she was working and there was no taxi going to bwari with lots of passengers waiting, I decided to drive her to bwari with a meal i bought for her for her dinner cos she previously told her she never had a chance of going to get a launch, I dropped her off but not even a kiss from her nor peck,

The most crushing part of my experience with her was the day I invited her, she never told me she is coming with another company, not until she told me I should come and pick her from a close location to my residence, I drove to that place only to discover there are two of them, I didn't get that disappointed after untrust at some point cos I have already cooked a meal which has lots cat fish inside wrestling.

I served them both with some refreshments after which we had conversation and at noon I prepared a delicious indomi noddle and after doing so, something strange was just going up while my so called scavenger friend was busy focusing on me her friend was busy giving me green light to take a step in, but I stupidly ignored it, at last she was bored when I was going drop her and her friends off, there is no car and she was thinking I would drive both of them to bwari, but didn't instead gave them TP.

The funny side of her visiting was that she was calling another guy while in my appointment asking him if she should come around but the guy, declined and asked her what for, and she replied is it a crime for me to come to your place?

I know I have to let her go but she is the only girl I have, and I was emotionally attached to her, but unfortunately for she treats rags better than she treated me, I remember I bought her sneakers and showed her, and told her I am gonna keep it until the day she changes her mind, but she couldn't wait or allow it and told me why must I compare the foot wear with her heart. After much talk I let go..

She no longer picks my call, I was really pissed on, I couldn't stop thinking about her for a second, she blocked me from reaching her on WhatsApp and don't reply my messages,

After letting go of her, I gave myself another long break from dates to recover from that loss and emotional, catastrophe,

After a year later I changed location, one night was driving from asokoro kubwua and met this pretty lady it, rained that night and was still dropping little when I saw her by maitama junction side, I decided to give her a life and opened a conversation with her, ask her where she is going by that time of the night, she said her bf place, in katamkpe, I dropped her off and we exchanged numbers, the next day she called me acknowledging my missed call, and that's how we started dating, after 2 weeks of our date, she decided to quit the other guy for my sake, after 3 months, I was falling deeper and crazily in love with her,

Her X has a better grand than me, better job and live in a better apartment in a better location, but what makes quit the guy for my sake is what I don't get,

Could it be how better I could or how I performed on bed, but I wasn't that good in bed she complained about that so terribly cos I don't last all day,

This girl is that pretty that If I leave alone on the road for one minute, I will spot another guy trying to toast her,
She is fair in complexion, she is hipsy, curvy, and the chest side is fuller.

I call her temptation..

Cos many at times I told myself I will not bang her, but when she comes it becomes impossible not to.

Because of This traffic she started seeing, pissing off becoming rude insultive and disrespectful, and make and threatened me of going out with her new toasters, creating another nightmare for me to deal with, her complaining of me not lasting is one and trying to resolve, my friend told me after I told them my short lasting and I was told I am too crazy about her, which is one fact, I feel for her so much more any other girl I have dated,

There was one certain time she came to my apartment, and we get sticked with each other making love, I broke my record that day lasted more than I have been and she was so excited and came over the next day I topped the record again, just after that moment a call came after our love making, and I asked whom the guy is and she got defensive, and lots of arguments and voice raising jumped in, at the end when she left I called and she rejected my calls, after she picked and while I was talking she hanged up, the next thing I heard sent me in shock, and I told her it's over.

Yes we broke up, it was tough for me to deal with but after too weeks I started feeling less of the hurts, 4 months later she called, I didn't know it was her so I never picked or called back.

Next day she came to my place, yes to apologise but no not really she came to fight me, she stepped her heels on my feet and tore my shirt aggressively, with every seriouseness even attempt slapping me, I just broke down into tears telling her to do what ever she want, I know she wants fight her way into my life again with no apologies. I can't fight her I can't even raise my hand on her, that feeling is still fresh as if we just started dating,

3 strange things about her that's different from any other girl I have ever dated, one I don't feel drained after making love you her, second each time I see her, she it looks as if I am seeing her for the first time, 3rd each time I think about her unconsciously, the next moment I will either see her coming or calling my phone, that's a spiritual connection I have never experience dating any girl..

We ended up banging each other that day she came to fight me

Between that day till now we have broken up many times and later she just keeps coming back. My dad say I can't marry anyone outside my community, she already know that cos I have told her but it never stops her from coming back, I am not flowering her with money.

It could be the hard banging banging stuffs that keeps her coming back

Even when I don't call her she do the calling, come to my end uninvited, I have spied her privacy lately and 80% of her contacts is boys, but with that I can't figure out why me still?

Calls It's hard for me to call her this days not cos of airtime but, each time I do, she wants to provoke me sexually if it's video calling I will see her trying to turn me on and seduce me..

One of the confessions I heard from her a boy me she said and I quote, I don't like hearing your voice on the phone cos each time I hear it, I can't stop fingering myself..

I am lost at this moment cos I am feeling guilts, since I know we are not going anywhere close to getting laid, I felt like letting her go so she could find another guy who will keep her, but she will not let me be saying maybe I have found another girl...

Hmmn another yaba left escapee spottwd

So this one too can talk....who was #PDP candidate sef?! Campaign after election shior! Anyway hope he has enough money to go to court because #Fayose will not have his time 'cos he'll be busy with EFCC for a very long time to come.

SenorFax:
18k plus in ise orun didn't solve anything

Don't forget votes also went to other parties before u start looking for proof where there's none. And the table u have there is not the official spreadsheet from INEC. The official spreadsheet will contain all the political parties.

If u check the table, ISE/ORUN LG total vote is missing....maybe due to an omission. That should solve the difference noticed.

From #StomachInfrastructure to #PonmoCutting and then #NeckDrama...this man clowned till the end

Hmmn another #Yabaleft escapee.

Morocco0:
Please help me before I commit suicide

Graduated from Uniport in 2016

I have served but till date no job

Please help me..
I'm ready to come for any job interview in Port Harcourt and prove my mettle

I'm a graduate of History and Diplomatic Studies

Pls don't kill yourself just try with something small like applying to private schl within your area like I also did when I waited for a long time b4 getting a more stable job. Now my story has changed. it's well with u bro.

How can a sitting state governor name capital project built with tax payers money in his name?! This executive lawlessness must be checkmated by the National Assembly. And so much for the "huge stadium" for a state with one of the highest allocation in Nigeria. *shaking my head for Delta state.

God bless scientists for always giving hope to the hopeless.

When we hv a lot of critical urgent infrastructural needs yet to be put in place. Are these people CRAZY!!!

This hat sef....no wonder the players were confused!

What did he go there to do!? Finally they'll tie his destiny to malian army *tongues out

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5days meeting and your friend is alrdy in love?! What kind of fish brains are these?! Won't be surprised if the OP is that "friend".

This is what you get when you don't hv a functional railway system.

But are those Nigerian or Chadian soldiers?!

These are the type of people Jesus came to the world to die for. #FriendsOfJesus

@OP If I type wat's on my mind now chai....