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would like to get a girl that smokes weed

Deckline:
Savages are everywhere!
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On the 14th of August yesterday, I needed money urgently to sort out some bills and do a little shopping for myself. I took my A.T.M. I decided to go to Access bank since they were not so many. Some ladies' can be very harsh. I was staying behind a very fair beautiful lady with a nice figure.
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The guy staying at the front of this lady who was about withdrawing stopped to take a look at the lady behind him. He smiled but soon started wondering while the lady was covering her nose not smiling.After withdrawing,the lady said "use some of the money to buy a nice deodorant,you stink". Honestly,we on the queue were just like WTF just happenedThat was a very wrong approach.
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I couldn't withdraw becos of server issues. I went into the bank and i saw chaos. A man was just shouting at a worker "how dare you,Do you know who i am"?I asked a man there what happened,the said the worker told him that he had a bad breath! I was like what was his business?!
I could'nt withdraw anything o.

Guy u dey lie sha

Replies really cracked me up
Especially the fight me bitch

U are welcome anyways, just learn to take everything as a joke, lots of trolls on here

presentley:
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

People with OCD obsess over thoughts, urges, or images. The things they can’t let go of cause anxiety and their compulsions are an attempt to reduce this anxiety. Cleaning is one obsession most commonly known as simply organising things. People with OCD understand their obsessions don’t make sense but they feel they can’t control them.

They feel they can't control them? Feel? It wasn't supposed to to there in the first place.

When you have ocd you just have to do the action you are obsessed with, if not you start getting really anxious, your heart rate increases, ur breathing is no longer uniform e.t.c till you carry out d action

I just saw weed and clicked on the thread

Weytin bottle water dey do between two of una

iamsammie:
Well I already know the truth and the truth is that some guys do have side chicks and eventually they do upgrade the side chicks to the main chick so if it's something guys do then why is it so weird when the lady does it
I know some guys who will see a lady who already has a boyfriend and they will still be begging her to be a side guy just to hit it

Bro I know anything anyone says here would probably not change ur mind, but if she sees what she prefers, she'll leave u faster than Saraki left apc

MariaLavina:
Finally someone is getting hooked! . You are the luckiest, safest and most accurate back up plan ever.

U are wicked

For real dis time what kind of news gets to front page these days.
So a young lady(which everyone now refers to as slay queen) is eating, and another person records it, and it ends up on d front page of d biggest forum in Africa

Not everybody falls into the category of being an introvert or extrovert
Everything in life is not black and white

The Real Superman
Saving Hoes Since The 90s

I'd advise u to move ahead with ur life without her, but not without telling her that if she doesn't change you're leaving

And even if u stay with her DO NOT marry her immediately after graduating.

tintingz:
Then by this, spirit/souls religions claim doesn't exist.

Religions claim spirits have consciousness and even memories.

E.g The Muslims believe when one dies, angels will ask questions in the grave and the spirit will answer.

Yeah, I don't believe spirits or souls exist

purem:
Can you expatiate on that please?

Even nightmare too is a handiwork of the brain?

The whole brain is active during dreams, from the brain stem to the cortex. Most dreams occur during REM (rapid eye movement) sleep. This is part of the sleep-wake cycle and is controlled by the reticular activating system whose circuits run from the brain stem through the thalamus to the cortex.

The limbic system in the mid-brain deals with emotions in both waking and dreaming and includes the amygdala, which is mostly associated with fear and is especially active during dreams.

The cortex is responsible for the content of dreams, including the monsters we flee from, the people we meet, or the experience of flying. Since we are highly visual animals the visual cortex, right at the back of the brain, is especially active, but so are many other parts of the cortex.

Least active are some parts of the frontal lobes, and this may explain why we can be so uncritical during dreams, accepting the crazy events as though they are real – until we wake up.

Couldn't really explain it well, so I just copied and pasted from a site

HardMirror:
i will. Thought of it in the past.

Pls mention me

purem:
If we believe that spirit is real then that will validate the idea that God also is real

Of course I've never said that Godis not real neither have I said that he's real

However if a man can sleep and see some images in his head (dream) then spirit is real coz dreaming is out of consciousness

Either which way it may be, am not certain but what am certain about is that the last sentence of the poster above me also applies to me

Dreaming is also seen to be a function of the brain

tintingz:
This means when someone dies, consciousness, memories dies with the brain?

I believe so

4601CE:
Please mention me when you open the thread.
I want to learn

Lol I'm hoping someone else does

4601CE:
I swearr .
That was how some girl was arguing with me about “karma” sometime ago. And when she started bringing nollywood into it,I left the conversation .
Life doesn’t work the way many people see it

A thread needs to be created about this Karma of a thing

adef1:
@OP - Of course it doesn't work! Think rationally guys - Lets even assume this spiritual money does exists. Is it money printed by the NSPMC? Can the serial number be traced in the database of monies printed by the mint? if not directly printed and traceable at the mint, the money is officially fake.

The only way any would-be money ritual millionaire wanna-be can realistically make money from human organs (more the heart, kidneys etc and not breasts and limbs) is if they sell these on the international black market. There is a ready market for human organs around the world, but of course it requires careful preservation, so from what we can gleam from the pictures these would not make the cut. Most are probably being done by folks who really have no idea about this line of 'business'.

For all the tortoises, heads in calabashes, coffins, wardrobes with dead humans who vomit money and any other such fantastic stories made up by people its all noise to distract from the likelihood of illegal organ harvesting especially when done badly.

So people have sense like dis in dis Nigeria

spongeisback:
So someone that's trying to sensitize people about killing others is an agent of the devil, while you that's telling people where to go and kill their parents is an agent of Jesus.

I just weak

tintingz:
I'm not expert in this subject but the concept of a conscious entities like spirits/souls existing falls under same category as existence of God/s. Both cannot be proven and lack demonstrations to prove thier existence.

Does our thoughts comes from our brain or where, where is our memory stored?

I think we can say with considerable confidence that thought and memory are functions of d brain
And I believe consciousness is just part of brain function

Guy u just burst my head, so if the Quran does not say something is wrong, you wouldn't know it is wrong

You trying to hard bro

Do it bro
U obviously need the money
And believe me, nothing is going to happen to u
Lots of pastors do fake miracles

M0ron:
It’s simple.
Both sides are immensely insecure with their beliefs or lack thereof.
They need constant reassurances that they are right and the other side wrong.
Beneath this bravado you see here is real fear of being wrong.

So an atheist minding their own business coming across the Theists doing their thing panics and hurls invectives to either stop them or dominate them and feel safe.

Similarly, Theists doing their thing come cross atheists challenging their thing and they throw tantrums.

I totally agree

I'm a uniben student, and I have to say people would believe anything.
The hell was that, so that was him vomiting money, and money "falling out of his body"

budaatum:
Hello veteran. Your initiation was short, but baptism of fire all the same, it seems.

I think this works better than anger management

orisa37:
In a way, Yes. It's "Myopic Superstition". Shortsighted Religion.

Welcome to the thread

budaatum:
Please note how the rest of us ignore 'it'.

Noted

budaatum:
How many times does Fvcknames have to repeat as simplistically as is possible that:

"Can exist" does not mean "does exist"?

Bro chill on the argument, you are obviously not making any sense to them, the atheists have lost this argument, let it end like that

butterflyl1on:
Again I say we are talking about God and not unicorns. (stop trying to shift my gaze).

The comment does not go both ways for an atheist. It goes in a one way fashion. He says one does not need sensory perception to prove the existence of anything YET is demanding for objective evidence for the existence of God. Such a self refuting statement!

Since that was their stand then it's sheer hypocricy and deception to demand for objective evidence in the light of that declaration.

It's shameful to say the least. They shot themselves in the head with their own gun and realizing this are now trying to derail the thread by engaging in idle banter with each other while throwing ad hominems around.

Been there, done that! Their game is up!

I am just trying to use unicorns to prove a point as to why evidence is needed.
At this point I think I give up
Apparently, u only hear what u want to hear and filter the rest.